Tumbl'd Entertainment News for the Week of 2/19

Each week the entertainment world is flooded with news. Big news, little news, inconsequential news, and funny news. It flies around the web at breakneck pace and no matter wear you turn, no matter what entertainment site you go to, it all looks the same. Sure, the opinion may be different, but the core piece of information is the same.

Now, I would love to get in on the fun, but I barely have time to read it, much less write it. So, I try to do the next best thing, I send some of the more interesting (to me) stories out across the web on the Critical Outcast Tumblr blog and then, at the end of the week, gather them together and add some of my own thoughts. Hopefully, you will find this interesting, entertaining, and maybe even worthwhile!

The Last Airbender - Trailer
I am surprised by how good this looks. I am completely unfamiliar with the show, but must admit to being a little excited about the film. Could M. Night Shyamalan be back on track?



Riddick Sequel in the Works
It is official, there will be another Riddick film and both writer/director David Twohy (A Perfect Getaway) and Vin Diesel are back onboard. Talk is that the film will be more in the vein of Pitch Black than The Chronicles of Riddick. Whatever the case, I am in.

Zombieland the TV Show
Originally conceived as a television show, the show nver got off the ground and migrated to the big screen. Even while the sequel is being planned, in 3D no less, there are still ideas kicking to take the story to the small screen. Could be interesting. What do you think?

Roland Emmerich Developing Asimov's Foundation
This has me worried. I love the Foundation stories, but I worry what Emmerich may turn them into. I mean, he is known for the visual pyrotechnics but not so much for the story. If there is a series that needs a delicate touch, it is this one. I am hoping for the best while expecting the worst.

Season of the Witch (2010?) Pulled from the Schedule
Despite the advertising campaign that was already underway, the Nicolas Cage film has been pulled from the schedule and is now without a release date. The film set during the Crusades is one I was actually looking forward to. I wonder how long I will have to wait?

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever - Bloody Clip
I cannot believe this will be good, but this clip looks like fun.



Suicide Girls Must Die - Trailer
I cannot say this looks like a good idea, but I do like the Suicide Girls! This is a horror film that s also a reality film with no script and the girls are not in on it. I am sure I'll see it at some point.



Gomorrah - "Excrement"
Latest video for the metal act. Not bad.


Gomorah from Scott Hansen on Vimeo.

Cyrus - Trailer
This is going to be fun. Jonah Hill and John C. Reilly in a battle of wits. Who will win?



Get Him to the Greek - Trailer
If one Jonah Hill film isn't enough, here is another. This time he is paired with Russell Brand in a spin off of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. So, we know Brand is the same character, is Hill the same character?



Defendor - Trailer
Woody Harrelson takes up the mantle of a superhero with the film's title. This looks good, but is it to close to Kick Ass?



ECW Shuts Down
For the second time the ECW brand is being shuttered. The first time was when they went under and WWE bought them and now as an extension of WWE. With it closing, a new reality show called NXT will take its place.

Chris Pine for Captain America?
Pines is the latest name to be mentioned in conjunction with the role. I say why not? I think he has the right look and could pull the role off. If Robert Downey Jr can be Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes, why cant Pine be Cap and Kirk?

Portnoy and Avenged Sevenfold
A7X was left devastated following the death of Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan in late December. The band is now getting ready to hit the studio and have asked Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy to sit in for the album sessions. This could be an interesting mix pending fulltime replacement. Portnoy is a very good drummer.

I Spit on Your Grave Could See the Big Screen
Anchor Bay picked up distribution rights for the remake of the 1978 film and have signaled intentions to release it on the big screen. I wonder how it is? I cannot imagine it will be as good as the Last House on the Left remake.

Carla Gugino Joins Faster
Following the departure of Salma Hayek from the Dwayne Johnson starring thriller questions arose as to who would step in. The question has been answered.

A Movie is Set to be Based on Erector Sets
What can be said? If this gets made it is bound to be  disaster.

Tekken - Trailer
Can this be worse than Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li? The trailer looks downright awful.



The Wolfman  is a New Moon Rip Off
Let's end the week with a little comedy, just check out the column. It says it better than I ever could.

Tumbl'd Entertainment News for the Week of 2/12

Each week the entertainment world is flooded with news. Big news, little news, inconsequential news, and funny news. It flies around the web at breakneck pace and no matter wear you turn, no matter what entertainment site you go to, it all looks the same. Sure, the opinion may be different, but the core piece of information is the same.

Now, I would love to get in on the fun, but I barely have time to read it, much less write it. So, I try to do the next best thing, I send some of the more interesting (to me) stories out across the web on the Critical Outcast Tumblr blog and then, at the end of the week, gather them together and add some of my own thoughts. Hopefully, you will find this interesting, entertaining, and maybe even worthwhile!

SyFy to Air Merlin
Last Spring NBC aired the first season of the BBC Merlin series. The series focuses on Merlin as a teenager just learning about magic and his budding relationships with those of the Arthurian legend. It seems that SyFy has obtained the rights and will re-air the first season before moving forward with future seasons. I enjoy the show and look forward to the second season.

Blind Death - Trailer
This is a zombie movie from Chile. The trailer is more talk than anything else, but I am definitely interested. It centers on a mining accident and how the government blocked off the area and turned their back on the people there. Does not sound all that original, but I still want to see it.


Lost Really is Ending as Stars Look for Work
Daniel Dae Kim is lining up work now that Lost is finally going to become a closed chapter. It does look like he wants to stay in Hawaii, though. He is signing up for a role in the new remake of Hawaii Five-O. Not sure we need it, but sure, why not.

Ghostbusters 3D is Real and Bill Murray is Onboard!
This was one of the sticking points for the movie, whether or not its biggest star would appear in it. Well, he is appearing in it, but it is not without conditions. Those conditions are in the link, but I warn you it involves plot points, so if you don't want to be spoiled, don't click!

Saw VII Begins Principal Photography
Now this should be interesting. Kevin Greutert (Saw VI) is back in the director's chair despite his strong desire not to be there. He was forced back in at the last minute and tired to make changes to the script and improve it, but his team had very little time as the sets had already been built and the schedule already made. The 3D entry has begun shooting and it is just a matter of time to see how this turns out. I do not have much hope for it.

The Thing Sequel/Prequel Signs Cast Members
I am still not sure where this one fits with John Carpenter's film. I suspect it is a prequel set on the Norwegian base that originally encountered the alien. In any case, the project is moving forward and two cast members have been signed, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Joel Edgerton. Hopefully this turns out well.

The Last Airbender - Trailer
This actually looks pretty good. Could this be M. Night Shyamalan's journey back? Could we be seeing him display the talent again that we know he has? I don't know, but one can hope.


Cop Out - Trailer
This new trailer for the Kevin Smith movie gets much closer to the heart of the matter without giving away the plot. This actually feels like a Smith movie whereas the first one did not at all. There is still hope!


Dave Ellefson Reunites with Megadeth
Back where he belongs, Dave has reunited with the band he helped found with Dave Mustaine. He joins drummer Shawn Drover and guitarist Chris Broderick as they prepare for the 20th Anniversary tour for Rust in Peace, the classic Megadeth album. I wish this tour was coming by me....

Clash of the Titans - Poster
This new poster reflects the last minute change for 3D as well as the pushed back (by one week) release date.


Rock on the Range 2010 Line-up Announced
Too bad this not within my travelo distance, the line-up looks great.
"...Godsmack, Rob Zombie, Limp Bizkit, Three Days Grace, Slash, Seether, Rise Against, Deftones, Papa Roach, Theory Of A Deadman, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Coheed & Cambria, Bullet for My Valentine, Puddle Of Mudd, Five Finger Death Punch, Apocalyptica, Drowning Pool, Halestorm, Sevendust, Skillet, Mushroomhead, Helmet, Airbourne, Anberlin, Cold, Nonpoint, 2Cents, Adelitas Way, Shaman’s Harvest, Year Long Disaster, Like A Storm, Taddy Porter, Janus, Columbus’ own Noise Auction and more."

Zombieland 2 in 3D... of course...
I am very glad to hear we will be taking another journey into the post-apocalyptic comedy land. This movie was a blast and I sincerely hope they can bring the magic again. 3D actually makes sense, so I am on board for that. Here is to hoping for the best!

Tom Cruise is Onboard for M:I 4
I really enjoyed the JJ Abrams directed third film. This one is set to be based on an original idea developed by Cruise and Abrams. Will Abrams direct again? I do not know, but I suspect he will at least be involved as a producer.

Christopher Nolan and Superman and Batman
Nolan certainly has his hands full working with Warner Brothers. After giving Batman an incredible makeover with a pair of films, he gave them first crack at his new film Inception, and now he is tapped to mentor a new Superman project while also getting a third Batman film underway. Frankly, I am very pleased with these developments. Aren't you?

The Hughes Brothers Lined up to Direct Akira
A live action Akira seems like a project doomed to fail. I have to admit that I am definitely curious to see if it can be pulled off. As for this news, I think these two could be the right ones for the job. The Book of Eli was a surprisingly good film that had surprising depth and a dynamic look. I think they could translate their style well to this project. Time will tell if it happens.

Turn the Beat Around - Trailer
Gloria Estefan biopic? Nope. Looks like another dance film and considerably more boring.



Killers - Tailer
Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl star in Knight & Day's little brother. It looks like fun, but forgettable.



Vacation Reboot?
The last time we saw the Griswolds it was an ill advised television sequel to the memorable Christmas Vacation. The last time we saw Chevy Chase in the role was the lackluster Vegas Vacation. Now we could be getting a reboot that plays more like a sequel. It will focus on a grown up Rusty taking his family on vacation. I don't know about you, but I'm down for a shot.

Get Ready for Titanic 2
Yes, you read that right. The delightful studio Asylum is planning in giving us a new journey of a new ship. Anyone want to predict how it ends?

Toy Story 3 - Teaser
I am really looking forward to this movie. Frankly, if it says Pixar I am there.

Tumbl'd Entertainment News For the Week of 1/22

Each week the entertainment world is flooded with news. Big news, little news, inconsequential news, and funny news. It flies around the web at breakneck pace and no matter wear you turn, no matter what entertainment site you go to, it all looks the same. Sure, the opinion may be different, but the core piece of information is the same.

Now, I would love to get in on the fun, but I barely have time to read it, much less write it. So, I try to do the next best thing, I send some of the more interesting (to me) stories out across the web on the Critical Outcast Tumblr Blog and then, at the end of the week, gather them together and add some of my own thoughts. Hopefully, you will find this interesting, entertaining, and maybe even worthwhile!

Avatar for Haiti
This is rather cool. Instead of dropping the bucks on another screening, why not donate that money to help the disaster relief in Haiti?

Pirahna 3D has Gotten Kicked out of April
Apparently, the Dimension has gotten cold feet about releasing the horror remake this April where it would have to compete with the anticipated Kick Ass. To avert the confrontation, the studio has pulled the Alexandre Aja (Haute Tension, The Hills Have Eyes) directed film and moved it tentatively to August. The trailer had just began running and I was looking forward to it. I have heard good things from screenings that have already happened. It looks goofy, campy, and I hear it is quite bloody.

Can Mel Still Pack a Theater?
With the upcoming release of Edge of Darkness, this column questions whether or not Mel is a box office draw. It is an interesting question, as it has been some time since Gibson appeared in a film and in the meantime has had his share of controversy. On top of that, other action stars of his era are not exactly the draws they used to be, look at guys like Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone. I, too, am curious how it will turn out. I think he still has some gas in the tank and this movie ould seem to play to his strengths.

Predators Set Photos
Nimrod Antal's latest project is shooting and some stills have made it to the web. I am hoping this wipes out the Alien vs. Predator films and delivers something compelling.


Cloverfield Sequel?
This movie proved to be an incredible cinematic experience, a new take on he monster movie that breather life into the genre and opened up a new world to explore. It appears that a sequel is still a possibility according to JJ Abrams. I know I would love to take another trip into this world, I only hope it is not another "found footage" type of movie.

Paranormal Activity 2 has a Director
I am really skeptical about a sequel to this surprising hit. I loved the film. I left feeling really creeped out. The sequel is going to have to do something very different than the first to work. Kevin Greutert has signed on to direct. His last film was the surprisingly good Saw VI. I find it odd that he was not retained for the seventh in the franchise, which will be helmed by David Hackl who directed the lackluster fifth film. To make things even more interesting, the two will open head to head on October 22. I am curious to see this battle and hope that the results are a pair of good films.

The Resurrection of the Christ Coming to Theaters?
Indie producer Bill McKay is prepping a film of Jesus resurrection to hit the big screen. The film is said to include Gladiator-esque elements. I cannot see this working, but I admit to being intrigued. We will see if it actually comes to pass.

Push to be Made for Television
The superhero film, which was actualy pretty good, is being developed as a television series. I think it could work. I could see it being what Heroes should be. The movie did jus seem to get the pieces in place for a bigger story and this may be our opportunity to see that story.

Spider-Man has a Director
Marc Webb has signed on the dotted line to take on a new series for Sony. This comes after rumors that Sam Raimi was pushing for Predators director Nimrod Antal. Webb made his directorial debut with the fantastic (500) Days of Summer. Decidedly different from what you expect a superhero movie to be like. That said, he is a new voice and I look forward to what he has to offer. I just hope that he and whoever writes the script are able to do so with minimal studio interference.

Necrosis - Trailer
This low-budget horror film's trailer just debuted and while I do not think it will be great, it does look like fun. We also get to see what former pop star Tiffany has been up to.


Alice in Wonderland Featurette
The first featurette has arrived and wouldn't you know it, it focuses on Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter.


Clash of the Titans to go 3D?
The studio is thinking of making this a 3D release, but do they have enough time to meet the March release date? I think they should give the 3D a rest. I like it, but they are going a little crazy with it. Not to mention How to Train Your Dragon is slated to open in 3D on the same date.

MacGruber - Trailer
This SNL skit is terrible. Can they really be making a movie out of it? This trailer says yes.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Over?

IMDB.com is reporting that an Entertainment Weekly insider is saying that the Terminator series will not be returning for a third season. This makes me sad.

Sure, the series got off to a slow start, but the first season did gather some steam before it concluded last Spring. Then the second season started with a bang. Seriously, the second season premiere is what good television is all about, it had action, drama, thrills, comedy, and truly got the arc off to a great start.

Now, the second season sagged here and there, but generally it was terrific stuff. The season recently concluded and it ended on a high note that made my jaw drop. I think I can live with it as s finale, although I am disappointed to here its impending doom.

Is Dollhouse to follow? I certainly hope not.

2009 Golden Globes: Results Clip Show

The results are in and some of them are not all that pretty to me. There were a few that I was very happy to see win, while others made audibly yell at my television screen. I know that does not accomplish much and in the big picture awards shows like these do not mean much. However, I do still enjoy seeing personal favorites take home big prizes, it sort of validates my own feelings. Not that I need to be validated, but it does make me smile, if only a little.

So, without further adieu, let's take a look at some clips of the winners with minimal notes from yours truly. I will not be covering all of the winners, but msot will be here. I left off much of the television coverage because for as much television as I watch, the majority of those nominated I do not watch (usually because I do not have the premium nets on which they air).

Before moving on to all of the awards, here is a compilation of what were deemed the best moments by someone:


Steven Spielberg won the Cecil B. Demille lifetime achievement award and relates a wonderful story.


Best Motion Picture - Drama - Slumdog Millionaire
Notes: It is a great movie that is not topping my list, but comes pretty darn close. It is a movie that make me smile and makes me happy to see it doing well.


Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Notes: This one had me saying "Noooooo!" Darth Vader style. Not that it is a bad movie, but it is not all that good, my pick was In Bruges. I was also amused by how the producer almost forgot to thank Woody Allen, I mean without him this movie would not even exist.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama - Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler
Notes: I have not even seen the movie yet and I was cheering this victory. I think Rourke was snubbed for his performance in Sin City, and I have heard nothing but great things for his work here. On top of that, he gave one heck of an entertaining acceptance speech.


Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama - Kate Winslet for Revolutionary Road
Notes: With Winslet's penchant for being nominated and losing, I was not expecting this, especially with her already having won the Supporting Actress trophy. Her speech indicated she was surprised as well. I bet that she won due to Meryl Streep and Ann Hathaway splitting the vote.


Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy - Colin Farrell for In Bruges
Notes: I was secretly rooting for James Franco, despite me knowing there was no way he would win (not to mention I picture his role as more of a supporting one). I was happy to see Farrell win and give In Bruges some love, the movie is brilliant. It is also amusing considering the campaigning he was doing with co-star Brendan Gleeson on the red carpet.


Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy - Sally Hawkins for Happy-Go-Lucky
Notes: I have not seen this film, but have heard good things. I thought her speech was good, genuinely overcome with emotion.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture - Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight
Notes: Was there really any other choice? Even if he had not died, I am certain he would stilll have been showered with accolades. His performance just captivates the screen and showed the actor and the talent that was quickly becoming apparent. I thought the tribute clip was very nice.


Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture - Kate Winslet for The Reader
Notes: I have not seen the performance, but it is nice to see her actually win something. This despite my wanting Viola Davis to win.


Best Director - Motion Picture - Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire
Notes: Boyle definitely turned in good work here, but I do not feel it was the best. I would have loved to have seen Christopher Nolan nominated here. Of the nominated, I would have taken Fincher.

Best Screenplay - Motion Picture - Slumdog Millionaire: Simon Beaufoy
Notes: It is good, but not the best. Of those nominated Doubt should have won. Burn After Reading and Gran Torino should have been nominated.

Best Original Score - Motion Picture - Slumdog Millionaire: A.R. Rahman
Notes: In lieu of The Dark Knight, this is a fantastic score and the one I wanted to see win.

Best Animated Film - WALL·E
Notes: Was there any other choice? Kung Fu Panda is definitely up there, but nothing even comes close to touching WALL-E.

Best Television Series - Musical or Comedy - 30 Rock
Notes: Easy choice, it is hard to top what may be the funniest show going. Plus, ain't Tracy Morgan a funny guy?


Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy - Alec Baldwin for 30 Rock
Notes: The same goes for the performances.


Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy - Tina Fey for 30 Rock
Notes: See above.


Enough with the awards. There were other entertaining clips not speech related.

Megan Fox want's a piece of Salma Hayek and what's up with Brian Austin Greene?


Ann Hathaway looks lovely on the carpet as she talks about preparing for Rachel Getting Married.


Rainn Wilson comes complete with geek-chic.


30 Rock just maybe the best thing Alec Baldwin has ever done. Here he has fun turning the tables on Ryan Seacrest.


How much did it cost to get these guys through the door? It isn't bad enough I was subjected to them during Holiday parades and New Year's Eve specials, they have to be at the Globes too? Enough is enough.


I love Amy Adams.

New Doctor Who Chosen

The Hollywood Reporter tells us that Matt Smith is to be the new lead of Doctor Who. And with that announcement I can here a collective: "Who?" Hehe, funny on many levels..... In any case, the television actor, who is virtually unknown, at least here in the States, will be the new Doctor.

It was a few months ago that news broke that David Tennant would be leaving following the fourth series and a few more televised movies. It is a shame, as I have really enjoyed his run as the good Doctor. He brought great humor and intelligence to the role. Of course, I was unsure of his replacing Christopher Eccleston after his one season run left quite the impression.

Matt Smith, 26, will be the youngest to step into the Doctor's shoes and pilot the Tardis. Hopefully he will not disappoint. We will see when episodes begin airing in 2010.

Oscars to Feature Movie Ads

Here is an interesting little tidbit, ComingSoon.net is reporting that for the first time ever, the 2009 Oscar telecast will feature commercials for movies. Funny, I cannot say I ever noticed no movie ads during the program.

It would seem that the Oscar show is already one big long commercial for movies, as well as a potentially unhealthy dose of backslapping as they recognize their own. Now, I won't lie, I like the Oscars. They are my favorite awards show of the year and I am sure to watch (the only others I like are the Golden Globes and the Primetime Emmy's).

The appearance of these commercials do not come without their rules. None of the commercials can be for nominated films, none of the films can be in theaters yet, and this must be their first showing. On top of that, each distributor will only get one slot. Hopefully, they will make them count.

This isn't really big or important news, but it is interesting having never realized they weren't there all along. On February 22, 2009 we will get a first look at something.

Robin - Batman = The Graysons

Variety is reporting that Warner Brothers and The CW are beginning development on a new pre-Superhero series. The show, tentatively titled The Graysons, takes a look at Dick Grayson and the years before he dons a cape and mask as Robin, Batman's famous sidekick.

The series is being developed as a potential replacement for Smallville, which may be on its way out. It could also be used as something of a sister series should Smallville continue past this season. The funny thing is, if you asked me about the Clark Kent show last year, I would have told you I wanted it gone; however, through the first couple of episodes this season, I feel like it has stronger focus and is actually better, it doesn't hurt that Kristen Kruek's Lana is gone, man her character got annoying.

Anyway, The Graysons will follow the same pattern as Smallville, following young Dick as he makes his way in the world before becoming a costumed hero. I wonder just how young they plan on going? I would assume high school age, but how long will they be able to go before they introduce Bruce Wayne? I would think the Batman would have to appear in some form on the show.

In the end, all I hope for is that it is better than the failed Aquaman pilot. I also must admit that I would be interested in a Green Arrow themed spinoff.

Anthony Edwards Returns to ER

Well, they figured out a way to do it, but I cannot say that I am excited for it. Anthony Edwards, who played Dr. Mark Greene for many years on the hit NBC drama, will be back for a single episode, set to air November 13th, as reported by TV Guide.

Edwards' character died way back in 2002 from a brain tumor, and now he will be back in a series of flashbacks tied to a new character played by Angela Bassett. I understand why they would want him to come back, but man if I wish they could just let the character go.

The reason he is coming back is to help create a full circle for the show, entering its 15th and final season. There is something to be said for getting as many originals into the final season as possible. Noah Wylie will also be back as John Carter, he will appear in four episodes. I wounder if they will be able to get George Clooney back for an episode? Or perhaps Julianna Margulies?

As for why I would not want to see him again, the reason is simple. Back in 2002 when the character was dying, the episodes where they said "Say goodbye to Dr. Greene for the last time" seemed to be endless. His death was a long and protracted affair which only served to turn me against the character. It was just way too much, I found myself wanting him to die. Then it happened, he died and they stared doing flashbacks. Ugh. Well, all will be forgiven if this new episode is well written.

Children of Men to Come to the Small Screen?

2006 brought with it a film that is rapidly climbing towards the top of my all time list. Words cannot begin to descibe how much I love this film. Of course, the film in question is Children of Men, loosely adapted from the novel of the same name and shepherded to the big screen by Alfonso Cuaron. It now appears that the story could be in the process of being adapted again, this time for a television series, as being reported by /film.

At the recent upfronts for the Sci Fi Channel, producer David Eick, who was integral to bringing the brilliant reimagining of Battlestar Galactica and the canceled too soon Bionic Woman to the small screen, announced that this project is in the works. Frankly, I am excited about the possibility.

As presented by Cuaron, this is a richly textured universe that offers much in the way of story possibilities. In a statement by Eick it appears that instead of a war film, the series would focus more on issues of personal responsibility and a complete focus on youth. With youth fast becoming a thing of the past in this universe it is natural that a high level of attention would be paid, much more so than that of our current society and its focus on young stars who are famous for being famous.

It also appears that this is not going to be a take off of the film, so much as it will be taking the ideas and concepts and starting it as its own separate project. This is a good idea, and one that excites me to no end. This could be a very interesting project. Whether or not it actually makes it to the screen is another issue. Here's hoping.

Dr. Sara is Back on Prison Break

TVGuide.com is reporting that Sarah Wayne Callies will be returning for the fourth season of Prison Break. I know what you're thinking: "Didn't they killer her off?" and "Wasn't the character decapitated?" Both very valid questions. Questions that are answered in a Q&A session Michael Ausiello had with producer Matt Olmstead. All I hope for is a story that makes at least a bit of sense.

The one character that helped bring out the humanity in the show, to play counterpoint to the escape and the conspiracy theories was Dr. Sara Tancredi. She was the resident doc at Fox River penitentiary. It is here that she met Michael Scofield (Wentworth Miller) and there slow burn attraction/romance began. It built all through the first season and become more intense during their separation in season two.

In the third season it was nearing the boiling point as Scofield was once again behind bars. This is when reality stepped in and reared it's ugly head. Due to some plot changes necessitated by the network, it became necessary for the Sara character to leave for at least awhile. Callies was not happy about it and the negotiations became ugly. It was then decided to just kill her off. This was done by having her apparently decapitated by the season three baddie.

Now it appears that the two sides have kissed and made up and she will be back fulltime for the fourth season. This begs the question: How? Will she be a zombie? Have her head reattached with bolts ala the Frankenstein Monster?

My favorite idea would be to have Scofield wake up back in Fox River, revealing seasons two and three to have been a dream. This would have a very much alive Sara Tancredi and would also allow for the return of Peter Stormare's character.

Of course none of that is going to happen.

Her return is going to be explained off by the fact that the decapitation was never shown, meaning it did not happen (at least not to Sara). This also means that Linc is dumb enough not to recognize her head when it was shown to him in the box, and LJ didn't see what he thinks he saw when he claims to have witnessed the decapitation. This means we have seriously stupid or gullible characters.

As much as I like the idea of having her face back on the weekly television scene, what it means for the show is very much undecided. I am leery of this return. I will give it a shot, so long as they still have something for T-Bag to do. Now there is an entertaining and seriously creepy character.

Fear Itself Arrives on NBC May 29th

Fear Itself is a new horror anthology series in the vein of Showtime's Masters of Horror, although it will surely have a few more snips made before they can come to broadcast television. The series will be taking over the Thursday time slot of ER come the end of May, as reported over at Bloody-Disgusting.com.

Why is this exciting news? Well, it is horror on network television, accessible to more than the Showtime series, and who doesn't like horror anthologies?

The series will feature a number of known directors and recognizable faces. Directors include John Landis (An American Werewolf in London), Darren Bousman (Saw II, III, IV), Ronny Yu (Bride of Chucky, Freddy Vs. Jason), Mary Harron (American Psycho), Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator, From Beyond), and Ernest Dickerson (Bones). On the star front, be prepared to see Brandon Routh, Shiri Appleby, Elisabeth Moss, Cynthia Watros, Eric Roberts and John Billingsley.

It may not be as censor free as Masters of Horror, it is still exciting news and I hope the series does well. At least better than last year's Masters of Science Fiction, which was good but failed to draw audiences. Also, the episodes will arrive in uncut form in a future DVD release.

HARLAN ELLISON ON THE WRITERS STRIKE SETTLEMENT

I happened to pay a visit to Ain't it Cool News this morning and found the below letter from Harlan Ellison with regards to the writer's strike and the recent settlement. Say what you will about Ellison, he is nothing if controversial (in addition to be being an excellent writer, of course), but he may be on to something here. I have not seen any details of the settlement, but I cannot help but think they were not able to get anywhere near what they were asking or what they deserved. Plus, when I hear that animation writers got screwed, well that just makes me sad. Anyway, read on for Ellison's thoughts on the matter.

HARLAN ELLISON ON THE WRITERS STRIKE SETTLEMENT

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO RE-POST THIS ANYWHERE:

Creds: got here in 1962, written for just about everybody, won the Writers Guild Award four times for solo work, sat on the WGAw Board twice, worked on negotiating committees, and was out on the picket lines with my NICK COUNTER SLEEPS WITH THE FISHE$$$ sign. You may have heard my name. I am a Union guy, I am a Guild guy, I am loyal. I fuckin’ LOVE the Guild.

And I voted NO on accepting this deal.

My reasons are good, and they are plentiful; Patric Verrone will be saddened by what I am about to say; long-time friends will shake their heads; but this I say without equivocation…

THEY BEAT US LIKE A YELLOW DOG. IT IS A SHIT DEAL. We finally got a timorous generation that has never had to strike, to get their asses out there, and we had to put up with the usual cowardly spineless babbling horse’s asses who kept mumbling “lessgo bac’ta work” over and over, as if it would make them one iota a better writer. But after months on the line, and them finally bouncing that pus-sucking dipthong Nick Counter, we rushed headlong into a shabby, scabrous, underfed shovelfulla shit clutched to the affections of toss-in-the-towel summer soldiers trembling before the Awe of the Alliance.

My Guild did what it did in 1988. It trembled and sold us out. It gave away the EXACT co-terminus expiration date with SAG for some bullshit short-line substitute; it got us no more control of our words; it sneak-abandoned the animator and reality beanfield hands before anyone even forced it on them; it made nice so no one would think we were meanies; it let the Alliance play us like the village idiot. The WGAw folded like a Texaco Road Map from back in the day.

And I am ashamed of this Guild, as I was when Shavelson was the prexy, and we wasted our efforts and lost out on technology that we had to strike for THIS time. 17 days of streaming tv!!!????? Geezus, you bleating wimps, why not just turn over your old granny for gang-rape?

You deserve all the opprobrium you get. While this nutty festschrift of demented pleasure at being allowed to go back to work in the rice paddy is filling your cowardly hearts with joy and relief that the grips and the staff at the Ivy and street sweepers won’t be saying nasty shit behind your back, remember this:

You are their bitches. They outslugged you, outthought you, outmaneuvered you; and in the end you ripped off your pants, painted yer asses blue, and said yes sir, may I have another.

Please excuse my temerity. I’m just a sad old man who has fallen among Quislings, Turncoats, Hacks and Cowards.

I must go now to whoops. My gorge has become buoyant.

Respectfully, Yr. Pal, Harlan Ellison

Strike! The WGA Walks the Line in Hopes of a Better Future

On Monday November 5, 2007 at 12:01 AM the Writer's Guild of America officially went on strike. Writers for all of your favorite shows left their jobs, picked up signs and took up positions outside the studios and corporate offices on both coasts. Following months of stop and go talks between the studios and the WGA no agreement could be reached. With no agreement in place, and no apparent possibility in the near future, the writer's will be walking the line until such a time that serious talks can commence. However, neither side is budgin on their stance. What does this mean to you and me, the television fan? Well, in a few weeks the new episodes will run out, perhaps sooner, and we will be left with reruns and probably more game shows and reality programs (you know, the shows that don't "require" writers). Now, I am sure that many of you are upset at this prospect. Believe me, I am as upset as you are; however, I am in support of the WGA. Period. As long as it takes the writers are on the side of right.

You may be asking yourself why are they on strike? The big reason is a renegotiated contract that includes new technology. As years have passed the contracts that govern the pay-outs of residuals have not been updated and the studios are trying to keep from paying any type of residuals on new technology.

What is this new technology? That is easy to answer. Have you ever bought a video from iTunes, or from Amazon's Unbox? How about watching an episode streamed from a network site like NBC.com, or from another site like Hulu.com (just found out about that one myself)? Well, that is a great way to catch up on missed episodes or look for shows that you may like. The problem is that these methods are not covered by the residuals contract, meaning that the writers see no money from the revenue garnered. The studios call them promos and not eligible for residuals. Now if that isn't a joke, I don't know what is. Also, ever watch a webisode? You know, the shorts that can be viewed online like the ones for The Office? They aren't paid for either.

I am sure you are thinking: "Don't they make a lot of money already? Why do they need more?" The potential to earn a lot of money is there, but it is not a given, and for the majority it is not nearly as much as you think (though I do not have exact numbers to back that up). The writers depend on residuals to pay for healthcare, insurance, and to support their families. Here is another point that I like to bring up with questions like these: A lot of money is being made, and if that is not shared with the creative teams (or sports players, or whoever) it goes to those who already have a lot. I know I would like to see it spread around a little more.

Whichever way you slice it, the writers are not asking for anything outrageous or over the top. The writers want to be treated fairly. Here is a video that lays it out in an easy to understand manner:



Nearly a week into the strike, many are already feeling the affects. The first to go down were the late night shows. Late Night, The Tonight Show, The Daily Show and others, went immediately to reruns as they are written, primarily, the day of the show and with no writers.... well, you get it. Next up were the primetime series. The first to go down was The Office. A number of the cast members are WGA members, and a number of others will not cross the line.

Since that report, there have been a number of reports of other shows writings being seen picketing. You can see the report at Ain't it Cool News here and here. Among the shows affected are Back to You, Big Bang Theory, Everybody Hates Chris, Rules of Engagement, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Bones, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, CSI, Friday Night Lights, Desperate Housewives, Pushing Daisies, and undoubtedly many more.

It is even affecting shows that have yet to premiere this season. Chief among those is Lost and 24. Fox has officially shelved the latter indefinitely. Rather than start a season they may not be able to finish, they have chosen to hold off until all is resolved and the entire season can be delivered.

I have also seen a report that the final completed episode of Heroes has had its ending changed. This is so it can serve as a season finale rather than a transitional story episode should the strike outlasts the completed episodes (I believe they have 4 or 5 left).

There have even been reports that daytime soap operas have begun hiring scab writers. They work under pseudonyms and hide their identity to keep the soaps in new eps and the cast and crews still working for their contracted pay. The writers work under the assumption that they will be hired (under their real names) once the strike ends, and no one will know who they were.

Now lest you think this only affects television, it most certainly does not. The WGA comprises writers of film as well. The only difference here is tha there is a much larger lead time for movies. There are many more of them in the can, and probably a number that have been shelved for years that can be pulled out. The effect is that it will take a bit longer for the strike to affect the movies you see each weekend.

As for my feelings? If it wasn't clear, I am in full support of the writers. They have the right to be recognized and compensated for their work. The writers could be the single most important piece of the creative puzzle. Sure directors and actors can be an important cog in the long lasting success of a given show or film, but, and there is a big but, without the words they will have nothing to work with. The root of the creative process lies with the writers. As the strike so perfectly demonstrates, no writers equals no shows.

Now, come on studio and network executives, get your head out of your ass and get to the negotiating table. Make this contract work so that all of these creative individuals can get back to doing what they love, creating shows and movies. You know you don't want to lose any time away from new episodes and you don't want to get the viewing public upset. You do not want to drive us away from our television sets. The viewing public has a strong voice, and the last thing you want is for them to turn away from your product. The writers deserve the contract changes, they deserve to be paid for their work.

Beyond the money, the writers deserve respect. Do not deny them that, where would you be without them?

Now, if you want more information on the topic, be sure to visit UnitedHollywood.com.

Show your support for the WGA, sign this petition, I did.

Some videos have been posted from the picket lines, here are a couple of them:

The Office:


Lost and Desperate Housewives:


Sandra Oh from Grey's Anatomy:


Grey's Anatomy:


The Showrunners (the people who captain the ship that is the show):

TV Premiere Week: 9/30-10/6 (Plus the Leftovers)

Last week saw the the busy middle week of premieres for the new television season. This week slows down a bit, in terms of volume of premieres, but we will have to deal with new shows conflicting with the ones we are attempting to build relationships with. However you want to slice it, young television seasons are always a busy time filled with uncertainty. Will our returning favorites welcome us back? Will the new shows dazzle us enough to get us to cheat? Will you be like me and try to absorb as much as you can in addition to feeding a movie and music addiction? So many shows, so little time.....

Anyway, here is my personal preview/thoughts on this week's premieres. Below that are the remaining shows that will be premiering through the end of the month, barring any unforeseen circumstances.

Sunday

• Kicking off the evening is a show that I have no interest in, and therefore don't have much to say. That show is Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. (ABC 8:00)
• I really liked the first season of Desperate Housewives, I lost interest early in the second season. I cannot point to any one reason other than just a plain lack of interest. I found myself not caring. (ABC 9:00)
• American Dad started off as Family Guy's weak little brother, but it has grown. Now it more than holds its own as a goofy cartoon. (Fox 9:30)
• Brothers & Sisters came out a winner at the recent Emmy awards. Sally Field walked away with the statue for Best Actress in a Drama. I watched the premiere last year, wasn't interested and I never looked back. (ABC 10:00)

Monday

• Now here is a show that I can get behind, Everybody Hates Chris is a fantastic comedy that the whole family can enjoy. Regardless of whether or not you like Chris Rock, it does not matter. This series is well acted, well written, and genuinely funny. (CW 8:00)
• Not sure if I'm going to like this one, but I am willing to give it a shot. Aliens in America is about a family that welcomes an exchange student from the Middle East. (CW 8:30)
• Never had much interest in Girlfriends. (CW 9:00)
• The Game: see above. (CW 9:30)

Tuesday

• I think I am going to have to watch Cavemen out of sheer morbid curiosity. I cannot imagine that this will be successful. A sitcom based on a series of popular commercials about cavemen in the modern world. I suspect this will not last long. (ABC 8:00)
• I cannot say I have much higher hope for Carpoolers. This one has a cast that features Fred Goss, Jerry O'Connell, and Allison Munn. It is about a group of friends who carpool to work. (ABC 8:30)

Wednesday

• Of the new series that are premiering this week, Pushing Daisies is my most highly anticipated. The concept is interesting, and the clips I have seen look promising. It is about a man who can resurrect the dead by touching them, but they die again when touched a second time. He uses his ability to collect rewards for those people who have been murdered. There is more to it and I look forward to seeing it. (ABC 8:00)

Thursday

• 30 Rock won the Emmy for Best Comedy Series. Frankly, I was surprised that it did, but after rewatching season one I am that much more excited for season two. The show is funny, quirky, and stands apart from the standard sitcom. (NBC 8:30)
• Entering its third season Supernatural continues to impress through its first two. It's combination of offbeat humor and supernatural creatures is a winner. Hopefully the third season will continue to grow stronger. (CW 9:00)

Friday

• Friday Night Lights was one of the best new shows of last year, and one of the best overall. I am surprised that it is back for season two with its rather low ratings, but I am very happy it is. My recommendation to all is to watch this and go get season one and watch that too. (NBC 9:00)

That covers this week, and the last full week of new releases. Below are the rest of the premieres through the end of October, ordered by date.

Sunday October 7th

• Life is Wild takes the family drama to a game preserve in Africa, which looks like the only interesting part of the show. The show takes a blended family, whose patriarch is a vet who volunteers to go to Africa. Aside from those animals, it looks rather generic. (CW 8:00)

Friday October 12th

• 20/20 returns with new episodes. (ABC 8:00)
• Women's Murder Club is about a group of four women friends, a DA, a cop, a reporter, and a forensic pathologist, who are drinking buddies who talk about their cases and solve them together. Angie Harmon leads the cast. This looks like it could be interesting. (ABC 9:00)
• Men in Trees returns in a new time slot. I never watched the show, and cannot say that it interested me all that much.(ABC 10:00)

Monday October 15th

• Samantha Who? looks kind of dumb. It stars Christina Applegate as a woman with amnesia looking to restart her life. (ABC 9:30)

Thursday October 18th

• Viva Laughlin is a new musical drama that is being produced by Hugh Jackman (who also makes a few guest appearances). I think this could be good, a breath of fresh air. Of course, it could simply fall apart as well. This is a preview prior to its official start on 10/21. (CBS 10:00)

Friday October 19th

• The Next Great American Band. Pass. (Fox 8:00)

Sunday October 21st

• Viva Laughlin. See above. (CBS 8:00)

Thursday October 25th

• Yeah! I love Scrubs. I am so glad to see it back this year, officially on the schedule rather than the mid-season replacement that is has been the past few years. (NBC 8:00)

That wraps up my series of previews for the new season. I know that this block has little that I am really interested in, but do not worry about my viewing habits. There are plenty of shows that I am going to try and watch on a weekly basis. Perhaps in a few weeks I will return with a column of what I'm watching and how I think they're doing. Any interest in something like that?

TV Premiere Week: Volume 2, September 23-29

Last week saw the beginnings of the new television season, kicked off by the Emmy broadcast. Now, be honest, was that awards show dull or was it just me? Sure, there were a couple of surprise winners, but I did not feel any energy. That "in the round" stage did not work out all that well at all. Anyway, last week had a few notable debuts, including Prison Break, K-Ville, and Kid Nation. This coming week promises to be considerably busier. Below is a a quick listing of this week's premieres. The list accompanied by my thoughts on what I will and won't be watching.

Sunday

• The long running news program, 60 Minutes. I cannot say that I watch it much, but it is a good show to have around. (CBS 7:00)
• CW Now is described as combining news and and entertainment to "create the ultimate source for that's hip, hot and happening right now in the world of young adults." Frankly, it sounds like something the corporate machine would say. Anyway, I doubt I am in its target audience and have zero interest in seeing it. (CW 7:00)
• Looking like a televised YouTube, CW's Online Nation is looking for video submissions. Yet another show I have no interest in. (CW 7:30)
• The Simpsons is returning for its 19th season, can you believe it? I don't think anyone would have said it would last this long after seeing those original shorts on the Tracy Ullman show. The series has been hit or miss for years, but the fans are still there. Hopefully the success of the movie this past summer will serve as inspiration for a better than average season. (Fox 8:00)
• I could have sworn King of the Hill was canceled a few years ago, somehow it just keeps coming back. It may disappear from time to time, but it always seems to pop back up. Sorry, I enjoy some of it, but when this lives on and Futurama gets canceled, well that's Fox for you. (Fox 8:30)
• Family Guy will have a one hour premiere this year, and it will be a Star Wars spoof. I like the show, I cannot lie and I will not apologize. It is funny, irreverent, and flat out goofy. I am glad the excellent DVD sales allowed the show to come back. (Fox 9:00)
• Cold Case is a show that I have watched sporadically, and is generally a pretty high quality show. I doubt I will ever be among the loyal watchers, but it is always there when I feel like it. (CBS 9:00)
• Moving to a new night, the James Wood legal drama Shark is set to return for its sophomore year. I started out watching this on a regular basis, but I am not sure if I will be this year. I may give it a shot and see how it goes. (CBS 10:00)

Monday

• Speaking of new shows I am looking forward to, Chuck is one of them. It is taking up the lead in slot to Heroes, so hopefully that will help them out. It features an electronics nerd whose brain is downloaded with the nation's secrets, thus making him a target. Sounds like fun! (NBC 8:00)
• Dancing with the Stars, I have no interest. Pass. (ABC 8:00)
• The week in sitcoms begins with the returning How I Met Your Mother. I have caught a couple of episodes and it is pretty good, I've liked Alyson Hannigan since her Buffy days. Perhaps I will give it more of a shot here in its second year. (CBS 8:00)
• The Big Bang Theory is a show I have only seen a few clips of, and I cannot say I have found anything that entices me to want to see anymore. Here is a review of the pilot. (CBS 8:30)
• Heroes returns for its highly anticipated second season. It may have ended on something of a whimper, but there remains something very compelling about this superhero tale. More heroes will be revealed and more adventures will begin. (NBC 9:00)
• Two and a Half Men has its moments, but on the whole, it does not excite me all that much. (CBS 9:00)
• Rules of Engagement returns for another year. I have never watched the show and don't have a strong desire to. I like Patric Warburton, but Spade is generally more annoying than anything else. (CBS 9:30)
• The Bachelor. Um, no thanks. (ABC 9:30 )
• There are three flavors of CSI,Monday brings the Miami version. CSI: Miami is back for another go around. Unfortunately, I have only been able to get into the original. (CBS 10:00)
• NBC Monday has a trio of genre themed shows, anchoring them is the new series Journeyman.It is like a more serious version of Quantum Leap. It stars Rome's Kevin McKidd and it looks pretty good. I am definitely interested in this one. (NBC 10:00)

Tuesday

• Here is a show that I was sure would not last a single season. Fortunately, I was wrong. Bones is returning for its third go around, and moves back to Tuesday nights (this did start on Tuesday, right? Last year was Wednesday nights). Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz are back for some more murder mystery. (Fox 8:00)
• NCIS reminds me of Jag, it is one of those shows that is one for a good run, but I don't know anyone that watches it. Now, I am not making a comment about the quality. Needless to say, I probably won't be watching it this year. (CBS 8:00)
• I love House. The show is funny, smart, and is actually a little bit deeper than the formula it has developed would suggest. It will be interesting to see how season four will play out after what transpired at the end of season three. (Fox 9:00)
• Reaper is a show I am curious about. The premiere was directed by Kevin Smith, which makes me immediately interested. It concerns a slacker who learns his parents sold his soul to the devil, and now he must act as the devil's bounty hunter. Could be fun. (CW 9:00)
• I watched the first season, but the second season lost out in a busy time slot, though I can't recall what the others shows were, I know one was House. Anyway, The Unit returns for a third season. I always liked the combination of in the field action and at home drama. (CBS 9:00)
• Boston Legal never excited me, though the critics seem to love it. This season kicks off with a high note as James Spader won best actor in a drama for his role. (ABC 9:30)
• The Singing Bee doesn't excite me, though my mother likes it. (NBC 9:30)
• Cane stars Jimmy Smits, Nestor Carbonell, and Hector Elizondo in a drama set on a rum business. The stars are good, will the show be good? I am willing to give it a shot. (CBS 10:00)
• Law & Order: SVU is my favorite of the L&O series, but I don't consider it a must see. Especially when you consider how much these shows get rerun on the cable nets. (NBC 10:00)

Wednesday

• Deal or No Deal will not suck me in all that much, but it is moderately fun. It already had its Monday night debut, this will be its second weekly show. (NBC 8:00)
• Will NBC strike gold with a series remake? Seems to work for movies. This years sees the return of a revamped Bionic Woman. I know many have already seen the pilot, but I haven't and I am looking forward to what they have to offer. (NBC 9:00)
• Criminal Minds will have a cast change early this year as Mandy Patinkin leaves. Initially he quit, but then agreed to come back and wrap up his character. Joe Mantegna will be taking over the vacated position, in a new role. (CBS 9:00)
• Private Practice is th Kate Walsh spin-off series from Grey's Anatomy. Yes, my Grey's interest waned some time ago, but Walsh's character was one of my least favorites. Nah, won't be watching this. Paul Adelstein, so memorable on Prison Break will be among the co-stars. (ABC 9 :00)
• The second CSI spin-off, this one set in the Big Apple, failed to capture my attention much like the Miami version. CSI: NY returns for its third (?) season. (CBS 10:00)
• Dirty Sexy Money stars Peter Krause (Sports Night) and Donald Sutherland. It looks like it could be interesting, it is the story of an idealistic lawyer charged with tending the legal needs of an absurdly rich NYC family. (ABC 10:00)
• Here is a show that sounds interesting, though I have seen nothing from it yet. Life is about a police detective who was imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit, years later he is released and is able to return to the force (?!?). Well, potentially interesting anyway. (NBC 10:00)

Thursday

• Kicking off NBC's excellent sitcom lineup is the light and witty My Name is Earl. Entering its third season, the sitcom is high off Jamie Pressly's Emmy win. The show is a very funny and filled with good performances. This season will begin with Earl behind bars, after helping his ex-wife last year. It will have a one hour premiere. (NBC 8:00)
• Smallville returns for a seventh season and I can only hope that it is better than the last season. I also hope that we have less Lana, she was really annoying last year. I would like more of Green Arrow and the Justice League. This season will also see the arrival of Supergirl. (CW 8:00)
• Ugly Betty won best comedy and actress (for America Ferrera) at the recent awards ceremony, yet is another show I am not terribly interested in. (ABC 8:00)
• Here is one to interest me, CSI returns for its eighth season. My viewing has become a bit more sporadic over the past year or two, but the whole "miniature killer" thread last year was a good one. I wonder if it was inspired at all by the miniatures in Saw? (CBS 9:00)
• Grey's Anatomy lost me during season two, I doubt I will return. (ABC 9:00)
• Now this is what I'm talking. I am looking forward to season four of The Office. It is easily one of, if not the best sitcom running. It will be getting a one hour premiere. (NBC 9:00)
• Big Shots is the story of four friends that are also CEOs in dysfunctional relationships. I cannot say I will be watching this, but it is nice to see Christopher Titus back on TV, his sitcom was excellent, yet monkeyed around with by Fox a little too much. (ABC 10:00)
• ER has been around forever and has survived a near complete turnover of cast. It may not be the ratings juggernaut it once was, but it still a good enough show to bring me back. (NBC 10:00)
• Without a Trace returns to compete with ER. The show is quite good, although it is another one that I watch only sporadically. (CBS 10:00)

Friday

• Another show that I watch on occasion is Ghost Whisperer. It is a fun show that doesn't get overly serious, yet is still serious enough in its supernatural roots. Besides, who doesn't like Jennifer Love Hewitt on their TV screen? (CBS 8:00)
• Here is the king of guilty pleasures, Las Vegas. I have liked this since day one. It is none too serious, and knows what it is, escapist fun. (NBC 9:00)
• Moonlight stirs up memories of Angel and Forever Knight. However, CBS says that it forges ahead in a different directions. I'm willing to give it a shot. It is the story of a vampire detective working under cover of night. (CBS 9:00)
• Numb3rs is a show that I think I would like, if I watched it. Sadly, I have not been able to squeeze it in. What is the consensus, is it any good? (CBS 10:00)

That wraps up week two of this year's premieres. It is considerably busier than week one. Week three slows down a bit, and then there will be stragglers for a little while after that. Then we get to start looking for the mid-season replacements and what new series get canceled early.

Stay tuned.

TV Premiere Week: Volume One, September 16-22

September signifies many things. Among them, the end of summer, the arrival of gradually cooling temperatures, the start of a a new school year, and the impending arrival of the new television season. As big a day as the first of September is for the television fan, there is one bigger. The Sunday that plays host to the annual Emmy awards is that bigger day. It officially welcomes the start of the season and usually kicks off the official start of the new season as the networks begin to roll out season and series premieres in the search of Fall success. That day is here, so let's take a look at the notable premieres for the week along with my comments on what I will and won't be watching. This is a complete list of network premieres from 9/16-9/22.

Sunday

• Start the week right with the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards. Who will take home the gold? Which network will leave with this years bragging rights? How many shows have commercials ready to go with Emmy Winner tags on them? I just hope the right shows win, and will be content that some won't as deserving shows don't always get nominated.

Monday

• NBC's hit game show Deal or No Deal returns to the network slate. I am not a big watcher, but this can be kind of fun. (NBC 8:00)
• Returning for its third season is the series that has been reinventing itself with each successive season, Fox's Prison Break. The first season saw the escape of eight inmates from Fox River Penitentiary. The second season saw those eight go their separate ways with wildly varied results, leaving the core group chasing a large cache of money all the way to Panama. The third season opens with the core characters trapped in a Panamanian prison where they will fight for their lives in the new season. I like this show and hope that the third season is as exciting as the first two. (Fox 8:00)
• Last year Fox tried following Prison Break with Kidnapped. That did not work out to well as the show was canceled in short order. This year they are trying another show in that spot to hold us over until 24 returns (in January, I believe). The new show is K-Ville. It stars Cole Hauser and Anthony Anderson as a mismatched pair of police officers in post-Katrina New Orleans. The commercials have looked decent, but I am withholding judgment until I see an episode or two. (Fox 9:00)

Tuesday

• The fourth (!) season premiere of the Ashton Kutcher championed reality show kicks off with a two hour episode. The CW is home for Beauty and the Geek, a show I have zero interest in. Sorry, this type of series just ain't my bag. (The CW 8:00)

Wednesday - The busiest of the first week of premieres.

• CBS premieres the controversial Kid Nation. The show has come under fire for contracts that the kids signed and possible violations of child labor laws. It is another reality type show that I don't particularly care to watch. This one follows a group of kids taken to an Old West type town that they have to make work, building a young society. I think I'll pass. (CBS 8:00)
• The first new sitcom to hit the airwaves is Fox's Back to You. Kelsey Grammer will attempt to step from the shadow of Frasier Crane as he plays a big shot news anchor who has to return to the local scene from the national stage, and to sharing the desk with his nemesis played by Patricia Heaton who returns for the first time since the series finale of Everybody Loves Raymond. I think this may be worth checking out. (Fox 8:00)
• 'Til Death returns for a second go around on Fox. This show also features a Raymond alum in Brad Garrett. I remember watching an episode or two of this relationship comedy centering on the stages of marriage and not particularly caring for it. I doubt I will tune in this season. (Fox 8:30)
• It wasn't long ago that Chef Gordon Ramsay had a rather painful kitchen experience of his own, will his disgust with his issue spill over to his new series? Time will tell as Kitchen Nightmares debuts on Fox. Either way, I doubt I will be watching. (Fox 9:00)
• America's Next Top Model returns to The CW. Frankly I have little to say, as it is another show that I won't be watching. (The CW 8:00)
• A brand new series for The CW follows Model. Gossip Girl is set at an exclusive prep school where an anonymous blogger has dirt on everyone. It is based off of a series of books. I haven't seen any early word on this, but the premise does not strike me as terribly exciting. I will likely give it an episode to prove itself. (The CW 9:00)

Thursday

• The latest season of the venerable reality series takes contestants to the Far East in Survivor: China. I have never been a a fan of Survivor or reality in general, but it continues to have strong ratings. (CBS 8:00)

That wraps up the first week of premieres. Next will be much, much busier, relax while you can.