March 1, 2008

Movie Review: The Other Boleyn Girl

This period drama could be called Elizabeth: The Prequel for potential marathons with the Cate Blanchett films. It does, after all, deal with Elizabeth's mother and her rise and fall from grace, not to mention being a key figure in kick starting the English Reformation with King Henry VIII. However, despite this being based on fact, I would not go so far as to call it all fact or to view it as some sort of history lesson. I am not so sure I would recommend viewing it for entertainment. Despite a cast boasting Natalie Portman, Scarlet Johansson, and Eric Bana, I would be hard pressed to rave about the acting, or any other portion.

The Other Boleyn Girl concerns itself with the sexual and personal politics used by families to gain stature, power, and wealth. It also shows what happens when one wields more power that they actually have and dig themselves in a hole of insurmountable odds. To top it off, the proceedings are handled in dry, melodramatic fashion that makes it look like a stage play with close-ups.

After sitting through the two hour long film, I am left wondering just what I was supposed to take from it. Was it the corruption of power (perceived or otherwise)? Or perhaps the ties of family? Maybe still it was just about the relationships and ways of a bygone era. Whatever the case may be, I left not really caring about any of it.

To be honest, the film is not bad on any technical level (of course, it did not excel either). It was shot well, had decent pacing, generally looked good. The problem was in the execution, it fails to bring any sort of heart or energy o the project. I found The Other Boleyn Girl to be lacking in the character department, I could not get up enough of a reason to care about the Boleyn girls or their fate.

The Boleyn family saga plays out like a twisted soap opera, with betrayal, seduction, and manipulation. If not for the execution of the tale, theirs is one of complicated fascination. The era is vastly different than our own and I cannot claim any real working knowledge other than what I remember from history class and what I have gleaned from other period dramas.

The father of the two Boleyn girls, Mary (Scarlet Johansson) and Anne (Natalie Portman), sought to use them to increase the family's standing and power. So, when the opportunity arose to potentially become mistress to the king (Henry VIII), he jumped at the chance and set Anne about the task of seduction.

What follows is Mary catching the eye of King HenryVIII, despite her being married already. He takes her as his mistress, which sets off Anne, who believes that to be her rightful place. Several betraying and manipulating steps later, the places of the two girls switch. Anne's power climbs higher and higher, and we all know what happens once you reach the top, there is no place to go but down.

I will spare you many of the boring details of the story. Suffice to say, the story itself does prove interesting, but the lack of any meat to bite into, well, it just comes across a bit bland.

A big problem are the performances, or perhaps it is the way they are written. I just did not like any of them. Are we supposed to see romance? Intrigue? Personal drama? Whatever they were going for I just did not see it. I could not identify with or even like them. The father was weak and selfish, Anne was manipulative and power hungry, and Mary, well, she was the closest to human but still lacked much depth.

I admit, this movie just may not be for me and from a genre that more often than not escapes me. I sat there wanting to like what I was presented with, but I couldn't. There is definitely plenty of intrigue to be milked, but everything is so stagey that it just sucks the humanity out and leaves melodrama that would be better seved on the stage,

Bear witness to Eric Bana's King Henry VIII stomp around like a petulant child who doesn't get what he wants and just sits on the floor and pouts. Watch as Scarlet Johansson whimpers her way through as Mary, never giving us anything to root for, simply making sad faces throughout. All the while Natalie Portman's Anne chews up everything in sight, nothing is left untouched as she boils over with supposed emotion.

Nothing clicked, and when it came to a merciful end I was left wondering why. There is certainly plenty of talent involved, why was this not more involving than it was? Why was everything so drained of personality with wildly overdone theatrics?

Whatever the truth behind the fiction is, you would be better served visiting the biographies written on her life than getting mixed up with this film.

Bottomline. You could do a lot worse on the big screen, but you could also do a lot better. There are those who eat this stuff up who are likely to enjoy seeing this dry telling play out. I hope it works out for you. As for me, I hesitate to call it bad, but it certainly could have been a whole lot more.

Not Recommended.

CD Review: Polkadot Cadaver - Purgatory Dance Party

When I first began listening to Purgatory Dance Party, I could have sworn I had accidentally slipped in a Mr. Bungle CD. Yes, the Bungle and Mike Patton references are easy to make, and possibly a well overused way to describe the band or a feeble attempt by those not entrenched in this bizarro experimental genre. Perhaps that is true, but that makes the comparison no less appropriate. Seriously, can you honestly say that when you first heard "A Wolf in Jesus Skin" you did not double check the liner notes, scouring all corners for a mention of Mike Patton's name? I know I did.

Polkadot Cadaver is, essentially, Dog Fashion Disco Part II. The latter band called it quits at the end of 2006, ending their career (as permanently as anything can be in this industry) with the excellent Adultery (which stands as the only Dog Fashion Disco album I've heard). Original Dog Fashion member's singer Todd Smith and drummer John Ensminger, along with more recent Dog Fashion member, guitarist Jasan Stepp formed Polkadot Cadaver. Together they hit the studio and churned out Purgatory Dance Party in a matter of mere months. Now, even if the album was awful (which I am not saying by a long shot), something has to be said for their penchant for creative band and album names.

After having listened to Purgatory Dance Party a few times, it reveals itself as an accessible experiment that fuses many familiar musical textures into a tapestry that is as welcoming as it is off putting. Bits of Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Slayer, and Dog Fashion Disco, of course, weave themselves through the entirety making it accessible to a large group of people, while also forcing them to come face to face with a soul from the distinctly weird and slightly creepy school. They are like that weirdo outsider in school that you were friends with so you could play with the cool toys he had. That's Polkadot Cadaver, the weirdo at school who always had the cool toys, but was slightly scary at the same time. Don't believe me? Just listen to the interesting combinations of familiar sounds and then focus on the lyrics. You may be fascinated, even entranced by the music but if you happen to be in a dark alley with them, you would likely keep moving and stick to the lighted parts of the street.

Enough of my rambling, by now you probably get the picture that they are weird and creepy. I've said that already, right? Of course I have. Now what about the music?

The music will draw you in and hold you in its thrall. The arrangements are quirky, the combination of polka, jazz, rock, metal, and lush acoustic melodies all blend into a musical stew that is unlike anything you are likely to find on the radio. None of the members strike me as being virtuoso musicians; however, as we all know, it is not always how well you can play your instrument, but how well you collectively play your instruments together. This the kind of music where songwriting and instrument arranging is king, unlike a band like, say, Dream Theater where the virtuoso instrument performance is an integral part of what they are creating. Not every band is like that, and nor should they. Polkadot Cadaver excels at creating quirky music and focusing on their strengths. The end result is eminently listenable, catchy, and a worthy alternative to instrumental virtuosity.

Once you get past the music, I recommend that you give a slightly closer listen to the lyrics. The words will slowly, or quickly depending on which song you start with, reveal the creepy, dark, disturbing, and perverse side of the band. They fold sexual perversion, anti-religious sentiment, and murderous concepts ever so lovingly into their music. You may not notice at first, but once you do, you will either love them more, or be completely repulsed. I cannot say I agree with what they say, but their creativity knows no bounds and will likely prevent any type of mainstream acceptance, ever. That said, I will be there for any future work they put out.

Bottomline. If you like quirky music, darker themed lyrics, or are curious about music that isn't on the radio, seek out Polkadot Cadaver. The music is freaky, different, and uh, did I say quirky?

Highly Recommended.

British Government Says "No!" To Muder Set Pieces

It has been a long time since I have read about a film being banned. Generally, films are just cut until they are "acceptable" to the mass audience (rather, what some arbitrary group deems to be suitable for the public at large). I am just as shocked as you are to discover the British Government has outright banned writer/director Nick Palumbo's Murder Set Pieces in a column over at CHUD. Could this be the start of a new era of "video nasties"? Don't get too excited.

Like CHUD's Devin Faraci states, this only helps the film. If someone wants to get their hands on a film, they will find a way be it through eBay or other import site, or the less savory pirate option. The only thing the ban does is draw attention to the title and make it more desirable in the eyes of the potential fan.

Okay, before this gets too far, let me nip this in the bud right now. Banning does not translate to good. Some group of anonymous folks deciding that this is not suitable for mainstream viewing does not necessarily make it more desirable. If it had been just about any other film an argument could probably be made in support of the film, like the famous flap over Sam Raimi's Evil Dead back in the day. Believe me when I tell you, Murder Set Pieces is no Evil Dead.

If you have followed my writing for any amount of time, you may be aware of my little "altercation" with Palumbo regarding his crappy little movie. Frankly, he should be thanking the British for bringing some attention to his "film." Without this fabricated "controversy" it is likely that no one would have paid it any mind.

To refresh your memories first be aware that Palumbo and some cronies spammed message boards around the net promoting the movie. Just explore the thread about it at DVD Maniacs. Now, step beyond this and take a look at my review of the movie itself.

From the review:
Murder-Set-Pieces is a movie that only real hardcore horror fans who
eagerly await anything to get their hands on. As for the more discerning horror
buff, this is one that you could safely skip without really missing much. Far be
it from me to tell you what to and what not to see, please, see it for yourself,
make up your own mind. Frankly, I was bored and on the verge of sleep a couple
of times. I finally started it over and made it through to the bitter end. It is
a movie that really doesn't offer much to the genre, it strikes me as something
of a demo reel of an amateur filmmaker desperately trying to get ahead by going
over the top.

And a note on the commentary track:
This track features the director, Nick Palumbo, the star, Sven Garett, and
couple of others whose names escape me. The track is rather humorous, it exposes
Palumbo as being an amateur who prides himself on his knowledge of horror films
and overestimates his own abilities. He attempts to rationalize the inclusion of
the 9/11 footage by saying it is to show how the world is falling apart. I don't
know, I am just not terribly impressed with the man behind the madness, and this
track pretty much solidifies my opinion. It was also revealed that many of the
strippers and prostitutes were not actresses, they actually were strippers and
prostitutes.
Finally, let me bring your attention to his response to my review and my open letter back to him, which can be read at Draven99's Musings.

Now I must bid adieu. I fear I have already given this terrible film more press than it deserves. While it may be banned, not something I agree with at all, it is not a movie worth getting all excited about.

February 29, 2008

New Movies and Box Office Predictions: Semi-Pro, The Other Boleyn Girl, Penelope

Last week had a pretty good slate of new releases, one of which was sadly ignored. Will this week be any different? Doubtful. The title selection is a little more suspect. Will Ferrell leads the freshman class onto the big screen, where it will definitely run the boards and finish with a slam dunk. As for the others? Well, their success is definitely a little more suspect. Still, there is nothing quite like catching a film on the big screen. Perhaps, with the lack of a truly killer "great" film this weekend, you can take in one of the winners from last week's Oscar ceremonies.

The Other Boleyn Girl. (2008, 115 minutes, PG-13, drama, trailer) Does anyone else think that this movie suffers from a bad title? I didn't think so. Anyway, this seems like an odd time of year to be releasing a period drama. I generally think of these as Fall-type releases. I suspect that the studio does not have a lot of faith in it, hence the February release. Still, the movie does have some star power with Natalie Portman, Scarlet Johansson, and Eric Bana in the lead roles. The story boils down to a pair of sisters battling for the affections of the King of England. I like the stars, but it seems like a bore. Justin Chadwick directs from Peter Morgan's screenplay, adapted from the novel by Philippa Gregory.

Penelope. (2008, 89 minutes, PG, fantasy/romance, trailer) A woman is born with a pig's snout in the place of her nose. Believing the cure to her curse is to marry one of her own kind, she searches for a suitor. She then meets a man who was hired by some underhanded men with a grudge against the family. I am sure you can probably guess that something unexpected ensues. Does that make the unexpected, the expected? I don't think this film will make much of a dent at the box office, despite the decent cast. Among the stars are Christina Ricci, James McAvoy, Catherine O'Hara, and Peter Dinklage. Mark Palansky makes his big screen debut, and Leslie Caveny is responsible for the screenplay making the jump from the small screen to the big one.

Semi-Pro. (2008, 90 minutes, R, comedy, trailer) Will Ferrell is back in a sports spoof. This will be his third sports film in as many years, begging with Talladega Nights and last years Blades of Glory. This year's target is basketball. Ferrell is Jackie Moon, owner/player/coach of an ABA basketball team. The problem begins when the ABA is about to be absorbed by the NBA and Jackie wants to be a part of it, despite his team being awful. I only hope it is better than Blades. Joining Ferrell are Woody Harrelson, Andre Benjamin, Maura Tierney, and Will Arnett. Kent Alteman jumps from producer to director and Scot Armstrong seeks to outdo his last film, The Heartbreak Kid.

In Bruges. (2008, 101 minutes, R, comedy/action, trailer) This looks like a lot of fun. Martin McDonagh writes and directs, it is the noted playwrights first feature. The tale centers on a pair of Irish hitmen sent to Bruges following a hit that ended badly and await instructions. However, the two cannot avoid trouble, and this could be their last trip. Colin Farell and Brendan Gleeson star as the partners. I am looking forward to seeing this one.

Into the Wild. (2007, 12 hours, R, drama, trailer) The Oscar nominated, Sean Penn directed drama finally comes to town, albeit at the second run theater. Still, it is a chance to catch up on it on the big screen. It based on the real life story of Christopher McCandless. After graduating college, the young man decides to give up his life of privilege to journey to the Alaskan wilderness. Emile Hirsch stars as the youth.

Also opening this week, but not near me:
  • Bonneville
  • Chicago 10
  • City of Men

Box Office Predictions
Last week, Vantage Point successfully landed at the top of the charts, thanks to its ruthless advertising strategy. Its reign will be a short one as Will Ferrell will assuredly arrive in the top spot. Seriously, is there any doubt? As for the rest of the week's new releases, The Other Boleyn Girl will have moderate success, and Penelope will be a mere blip on the radar. However, there is likely to be one film making a return trip to the top, No Country For Old Men. The Best Picture winner is being sent back into wide release where it should find some success in the wake of it's win last week.

Here is how I think the top ten field will play out:

RankTitleBox Office
1Semi-Pro$30 million
2Vantage Point$13 million
3The Spiderwick Chronicles$9 million
4Jumper$7 million
5Step Up 2: The Streets$5.5 million
6The Other Boleyn Girl$5 million
7No Country for Old Men$5 million
8Juno$3.5 million
9Definitely, Maybe$3 million
10Penelope$3 million

February 28, 2008

Movie Media: Arthur and the Vengeance of Maltazard - Poster

Last year, producer extraordinaire, Luc Besson, returned to the director's chair and delivered the very underwhelming Arthur and the Invisibles (or rather, Arther and the Minimoys). In 2009, he brings the sequel, although I find it hard to believe anyone would want a sequel, the original was not all that good. Anyway, the teaser poster is out, and it is a dead ringer for the Charlie's Angels 2 poster. See for yourself:


Victor Salva to Deliver Third Jeepers Creepers Outing

Victor Salva stirred up some controversy when Disney hired him to direct Powder, which was his sophomore outing, following 1989's Clownhouse. Why the controversy? Well, it was Disney hiring a confessed pedophile. Yes, you read that right. In 1988 he pled guilty to molesting a twelve year old boy (who was one of the stars of Clownhouse). Needless to say, Powder did not fare that well at the box office. With Powder it became clear that his directing career was going to survive his conviction. Not only has it continued, but he has acheived a mild level of success. The success has come primarily through a pair of Jeepers Creepers films, and now he is ramping up a third go around with the Creeper creature, as reported by Fangoria.

The first Jeepers Creepers arrived in 2001 and starred the then up and coming Justin Long and Gina Phillips. It proved to be a good genre outing, with a strong and very creepy first half followed by a more over the top finale. It was followed by a sequel in 2003. Sadly, the sequel did not live up to the original, proving to be considerably goofier and seemed to expose Salva's past, if only a little. Still, it was fun enough for an MST3K style romp.

Now, five years later, Victor Salva is back and ready to bring the Creeper back to the screen. Hey, I cannot believe that it will be any good, but I will be there to see it. I think the Creeper character has continued potential to be a very menacing screen presence. I can only hope that it will be more along the lines of the original with a lower camp value than the second contained.

There have been no tips on what the story may be, but there is one bit of casting news. Ray Wise, who featured prominently in the second film will be back for this go around. Frankly, this news makes me smile, as he has been having a pretty good run lately, particularly on the television show Reaper. Plus, now that the strike is over, the CW series will be going back into production for five more episodes to close out the season.

Night of the Demons Set to be Remade

Way back in 1988 a film came out that had a campy desire to take the horror crown from heavweights A Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th. The movie was called Night of the Demons and it carried the tag line: " Angela is having a party, Jason and Freddy are too scared to come. But You'll have a hell of a time." It was not entirely successful, but I'd be lying if I didn't say it delivered entertaining goods.

It used the tried and true formula of high school kids out for a night of sex and drinking, only to end up in a house where all is not as it seems. The kids find themselves face to face with a house of spooks, led by Angela who is intent on not letting anyone escape. In addition to the sex and the booze, it also contained the requisite blood and boobs. We all know how those elements tend to spice up a movie!

The film featured Amelia Kinkade as Angela, she would return in 1994 and 1997 for a pair of sequels. It also starred Linea Quigley, who had already been immortalized for a certain scene in The Return of the Living Dead (I am sure you remember the scene of which I speak).

Anyway, the film has been slated to be remade with a shooting schedule that begins in April. According to Bloody Disgusting the remake now has a writer and a director. Adam Gierasch will be taking the director's chair, his last project is the nearly completed film Autopsy as well as writer of Tobe Hooper's Toolbox Murders and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears. Gierasch will also co-write the script with Jace Anderson, who has worked on many of the same projects.

The original is no classic, but it is definitely enjoyable (particularly the interpretive dance and the scene where a tube of lipstick is introduced to a jello mold). Hopefully, the remake will be able to capture the entertaining camp of the original while improving other areas which fall a bit short.

February 27, 2008

Movie Media: Step Brothers - Poster

All I can say is: "Uh oh." This could be hilarious or an absolute dud. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as rich guys who become competitive when their single parents get married. Ferrell co-writes with Adam McKay, who also directs. The two previously paired on Talladega Nights and Anchorman. Also joinign the team is Judd Apatow as one of the producers. Also in the cast is Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins. This is due to arrive in July. Now, does anyone remember taking pictures with family members like this poster:


Indy Says No to Digital

Have you seen a film projected digitally? Are you lucky enough to have a local theater specializing in this new projection format? Well, if you are and you happen to be anxiously awaiting the arrival of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (and honestly, who isn't?), you will not be able to see Indy's latest adventure in said format as reported over at JoBlo. It's OK to sob a little, I know how you feel.

Digital technology has slowly been reshaping the movie business, from filmmakers like Robert Rodriguez and George Lucas shooting with digital cameras, to digital technology filtering down to the home user and thus allowing more and more people to try their hand at making movies, to home theater enthusiasts using gorgeous DLP projectors in their homes, not one area of film delivery has been left untouched. This goes right on through to digital projectors at your local theaters.

With all of this love for digital tech, including Indy creator George Lucas, one has to wonder what the thought process was that led up to this decision. Of course, the answer is as simple as saying Steven Spielberg. He retains his love for all things film, and prefers that his films be presented in their traditional format. By his decree, his latest film will not be available in the digital format.

I have only recently seen my first digitally projected film (it was 27 Dresses), and it was quite the gorgeous experience. It makes me want to see everything that way, so I am a little sad that Indy will not be seen this way, but in the end it does not really matter, as I just love movies.

However, if you live near an all digital moviehouse, you may want to drop them a line in case they have not heard already.

Statham Set for Transporter 3

Ever since Jason Statham made his first screen appearance in 1998's Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, he has steadily built himself into a true cinematic badass. It wasn't overnight, mind you, it took years of hard work, working out and martial arts training. It was with Transporter in 2002 that he cemented himself as the action star of the future. From that moment on, he has not looked back.

That movie was a slice of pure action movie bliss. It delivered high octane action, car chases, shootouts, and a bounty of fisticuffs that surely pleased even the most jaded of action aficionados. It had a story, one that was interesting enough, but it was far from a plot heavy work. Statham, as Frank, was a driver. For a fee he will take anything and transport it to another location. It gave him a good life, until a kidnapped girl becomes his goods. He decides to do the right thing, a thing that brought down a bevy of vengeful fists upon him. Oh what glorious action it was.

The film proved to be a big enough success that a sequel followed in 2005. The plot remained as simple, and the action remained high. I have to admit to wanting to see continued adventures of Frank. It appears that is going to happen.

It has been reported by Variety that Jason Statham has signed on for a third film. This is great news for anyone who likes action movies. They are throwbacks to the action of the 80's, only with better acting.

Luc Besson will be back as producer, which is a good thing. While his directorial skills seem to have diminished (Arthur and the Invisibles anyone), his skills at guiding young directing talent and delivering exciting films to the screen is still in full effect (Hitman aside). He will have new talent helming the film as Louis Leterrier, who helmed the second film, will not be returning. In his place Olivier Megaton (great surname for an action director, no?) will be taking the helm. His last work was as second unit director on the aforementioned Hitman. Hopefully sitting in the big chair with Besson at his ear will help him forget about that debacle.

Joining Statham in the cast are the returning Francois Berleand as Tarconi, the French inspector from the first two films, and Robert Knepper who has carved his own niche on the small screen as T-Bag on TV's Prison Break.

There is no release date set, only word that the film will shoot in Russia and France for 16 weeks.

Lest you be wondering about your Statham fix, The Bank Job is about to come out, plus the Death Race remake in September, and Crank 3: High Voltage and a long awaited sequel to The Italian Job called The Brazilian Job.

Movie Media: Blindsight - Poster, Trailer

This looks like a fascinating story. An inspirational tale of overcoming enormous odds. This is a documentary about blind teenagers in Tibet who climb Mt. Everest. These children are believed by many in Tibet to be possessed by demons, they are shunned by family and villagers. They are helped by Sabriye Tenberken who teaches the blind and set up a school for the blind. This leads to the starting of an epedition with the six teens to climb the mountain. I cannot begin to imagine what that must be like, or the very real danger it holds.




February 26, 2008

Movie Media: The Love Guru - Poster

Would you believe that it has been 5 years since Mike Myers has appeared on the big screen? Yes, he has done Shrek, but he has not been physically on-camera since that abomination Cat in the Hat back in 2003. Well, this year he will be back in The Love Guru. He plays an American raised by gurus who returns to the States to get into the self-help business. I am sure comedy ensues. His co-stars include Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Meagan Goode, and Ben Kingsley. Here is a peek at Myers on the poster:


Box Office Update 2/22-2/24: Vantage Point's Trailer Carpet Bomb Pays Off

Well, the marketing ploy paid off, at least in the short term. Next week will tell us if Vantage Point has what it takes to continue pulling audiences for awhile. What am I talking about? Like the title says, the carpet bombing of the trailer as perpetrated by Sony Pictures Entertainment. I am not sure quite how they did it, but the trailer for this action/thriller seemed to be attached to every movie that hit the theaters. I am quite sure that you even saw it with the recent Veggie-Tales movie. The trailer was playing as far back as late last summer. Anyway, the constant pummeling of the release on our heads apparently worked and it was the number one movie this weekend. Yes, I was one of those who laid out the cash for it. Was it worth it? Sort of. It definitely delivered thrills, but as far as being a complete film it was somewhat lacking.

There was only one other new release to reach the top ten this week, and it was all the way down at number nine. It is Michele Gondry's latest creation, Be Kind, Rewind, it is a heartfelt comedy that really works. It may not be quite as food as it could be, but it is far from bad. It stars Mos Def and Jack Black play best friends who have to make their own versions of popular films when a magnetized Black erases all the tapes in the shop Def works at. It is fun, smile inducing and really touches the heart. I suggest you give it a go.

As for the returning films? The Spiderwick Chronicles proved to have a strong hold, retaining its second place position and slipping a mere 30%. It deserves it, the film is better than expected. As for last week's top film, it dropped to third with a near 60% drop. Jumper is suffering from poor word of mouth and will likely drop pretty quick over the next two weeks.

Most of the rest of the returning titles had holds in the 50% range, which seems to be the norm from week to week. However, there was one returning film that defies the odds, a small independent film (and now an Oscar winner) that continues to capture imaginations and put people in the seats. Juno slipped less than 10% and has remained in the top ten for nearly its entire 12 week run, so far. It is a great little film, and if you have not yet seen it, do so.

There was one other notable title in the top ten this week, marking its third trip to the top ten, There Will Be Blood (winner of two Oscars). Its gross slipped just 11% from last week as it climbed to spots to come in at number ten. This is one that is going to be remembered for a long time, make sure you see it if you haven't already.

Next week will see new competition from the oddly titled The Other Boleyn Girl featuring the pairing of Natalie Portman and Scarlet Johansson, the fantasy drama I know little about in Penelope, and the surefire number one film, the Will Ferrell sports comedy Semi-Pro.

Three movies dropped off the top ten this week: The Bucket List (11), 27 Dresses (15), and Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds Tour (16).

This WeekLast WeekTitleWknd GrossOverallWeek in release
1NVantage Point$22,874,936$22,874,9361
22The Spiderwick Chronicles$13,100,192$44,076,0432
31Jumper$12,708,768$56,264,3862
43Step Up 2: The Streets$9,605,703$41,238,0932
54Fool's Gold$6,554,284$52,717,4133
65Definitely, Maybe$5,217,775$21,814,8052
76Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins$4,158,700$35,667,1153
87Juno$4,154,502$130,431,94812
9NBe Kind, Rewind$4,050,655$4,050,6551
1012There Will Be Blood$2,687,229$35,112,5579


Box Office Predictions Recap
A lot of overestimations this week, and a lot of poor placements. Vantage Point was the only sure thing. As for the rest? Well, with the returning films it was easy to tell the general area they were going to land in, but what they would end up with was the tricky part. For example, we all knew that Jumper was going to drop north of 50%, but who would have predicted the mere 30% drop for The Spiderwick Chronicles to retain it's number two slot? As for the new releases, I am surprised to see neither Witless Protection nor Charlie Bartlett in the top ten. I thought the former would be shoe-in for the low end, although I am glad it didn't make it. As for Bartlett, I thought the theater count would be able to push it to the top ten, hopefully word of mouth will help it as it is actually pretty good and it is most likely hurt by the R rating, although I wouldn't want anything cut.

Here is how the field matched up:

ActualPredictionTitleWknd GrossPrediction
11Vantage Point$22,874,936$22 million
32Jumper$12,708,768$16 million
23The Spiderwick Chronicles$13,100,192$12 million
44Step Up 2: The Streets$9,605,703$11 million
65

Definitely, Maybe

$5,217,775$8.5 million
56Fool's Gold$6,554,284$7 million
97Be Kind, Rewind$4,050,655$5.5 million
148Charlie Bartlett$1,836,256$4.5 million
79Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins$4,158,700$4 million
1310Witless Protection$2,116,692$4 million

DVD Pick of the Week: Beowulf

This week brings plenty of films that will assuredly want to make their ways into your collection, or at the very least into your Netflix queue. The question, as it is every week, which ones? Allow me to step in and assist you in my own little way. I have perused the lists of new releases (hundreds come out each week) and picked out the ones most interesting to me, so if your tastes are anything like mine, this could prove useful. If not, well, give it a read anyway, perhaps you'll be surprised.

Beowulf. This past November, director Robert Zemeckis brought his latest experiment in animation to the big screen, in IMAX 3D, no less. The film was spectacular. It was big, explosive, dramatic, epic, and just delivered a good time for all. Was it the best animation of the year? No. It was also nowhere near the best film of the year. However, it was a fun adaptation of the classic poem and it was a good example of director embracing a technology and attempting to push the medium forward. The film is being released in theatrical and unrated varieties, make sure you get the one you want!

NFL Super Bowl XLII: New York Giants. Who in their right mind (outside of New York anyway) would have thought this DVD would be released this year? It was an amazing year for Big Blue that culminated with the spoiling of the Patriots would-be perfect season. For Giants fans and Patriots haters, this will be a DVD to savor.

Justice League: The New Frontier. I have been looking forward to this ever since I heard about it, which was not all that long ago. This animated film is based on the graphic novel by Darwyn Cooke and chronicles the formation of the Justice League. The animation looks great, and the cast is strong and includes Neil Patrick Harris, Lucy Lawless, David Boreanaz, and Jeremy Sisto. This is being released in single and two-disk editions.

The Darjeeling Limited. The latest from Wes Anderson is a curiosity. It plays better in small chunks than it does as a complete film. It features great use of music and has a unique, distinctive look. In the end I just found it to be a little too self-aware and perhaps a touch pretentious. Still, I can see myself adding this to my collection, despite not believing it is great, it certainly is compelling.

Newhart: The Complete First Season. The second sitcom named after Bob Newhart has it's first season released before the first series is completely available. Whichever one you choose, it is hard to go wrong with Bob Newhart.

30 Days of Night. Here is a movie that I really and truly wanted to love but just couldn't. The story played out terribly. Seriously, when I sat in the theater there was a moment that made me seriously suspect that a reel had been skipped. No such luck. Still, there were some great moments, some impressive blood, and a strong performance from Danny Huston as the lead vampire. It is at least worth a rental for you vampire fans. I am surprised not see an unrated release of this. Could a double-dip be in the offing?

Death at a Funeral. Here is a fun film, if only for Alan Tudyk's performance. I kid. The film, in true British style, mines the funny from an event that is supposed to be anything but. It starts off a little bit slow, but it really builds to a madcap finish.

The Smurfs: Season One, Volume One. Well, after reading the title I am sure you have already made up your minds whether or not you want this. Take it from me, as a fan of Saturday morning cartoons, this is a nice set (I already have a copy). The little blue guys, and gal, have aged well.

The Last Emperor: Criterion Collection. I have never seen this film, and a Criterion release would seem to be the perfect opportunity to do so, however there is a big but. The aspect ratio has been modified from 2.35:1 to 2:1. Apparently, the DP of the film does not like the 2.35:1 ratio for home viewing, saying it is better in 2:1. I am not sure I agree with this, so if you are a proponent of OAR, like I am, you may want to think twice about picking this up.

Highlander: The Source. All you Highlander fans get ready to spit some venom. This was originally being made for a theatrical release, then something happened and production was shut down with an unfinished cut made. It made its debut on the Sci-Fi Channel and proved to not be such a good movie. I remember having it on in the background and thought it was all right, but nothing special.

The Legend of the Black Scorpion. Zhang Ziyi and Daniel Wu are among the stars of this loose adaptation of Hamlet. At a banquet the Emperor, Empress, Crown Prince, the Minister, and the General all have enemies they would like to eliminate. I have not seen it, but am quite interested.

The Rage. Robert Kurtzman helms this splatter horror film that I was completely unaware of until I read it on the release list. It does not appear to be anything original, but it will hopefully be fun. A mad scientist is experimenting with a rage virus (28 Days Later anyone?) and the subjects get loose and havoc ensues.

Them. The directors of The Eye have their first film released in the States. This is not to be confused with the Wes Craven production Them. The original title for this film is Ils, and it looks to be pretty creepy.

Day Zero. Another war-themed film is upon us, but it is coming direct to DVD. It centers on a trio of soldiers faced with their commission being reactivated and they have to report to be sent to Iraq. Each of them handle the news in a different way. This could be interesting, but I cannot say I feel any great desire to see it.

The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue. Perhaps better known as Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, this old school zombie film is one I have been interested in for some time. It is being released in a restored two disk edition.

A Bloody Aria. Here is a little Korean thriller that features an aspiring singer escaping the advances of her teacher, but when she believes she is rescued, she finds herself right back in a sadistic situation. Sounds like fun, no?

Oscars 2008: A Post Mortem

Well, it's all over. The 8oth running of the Academy Awards has come and gone, although I suspect there are parties still raging as I type this. Everyone who walked away with a statuette should be proud; you accomplished something. You made a film that a large group of people truly enjoyed and was deemed strong enough to be considered one of the greats, no one can take that away from you. While I may not agree with all of the choices, or even with some of the nominations in general, there is no denying that films of quality were being recognized.

Now, I could be cynical and complain about how the Oscars, and awards ceremonies in general, are little more than backslapping sessions put together and used as a marketing tool by the studios to squeeze a few more dollars out of their product. To some extent, that is probably true. However I choose not to take that bent, the Oscars get something of a free pass. There is something about the over the top night that appeals to me.

Before getting to how well my predictions, I would like to share some general observations of the show. Mind you, I had a few things going on at the same time, so I did not have my eye on the screen for every moment, but I think I saw enough.

Jon Stewart hosted, following up his fine job last year with yet another. He does a good job of sprinkling in some funny jokes and keeping the show moving along, including the classy move of bringing Marketa Irglova out so she could deliver her speech.

Each year the broadcast brings a few moments that are memorable, will be remembered, or stand out in the moment. This year was no exception. Among the moments this year, the ones that stood out to me included:

Javier Bardem's acceptance speech for the best supporting actor for his role in No Country for Old Men was very good. There was a great sense of genuine emotion from him as he thanked the Coens for the haircut and then spoke to his mother in Spanish. I have no idea what he said and do not feel the desire to know, just that he was truly happy and it showed.

In a backstage interview Javier had nothing but praise for the other nominees: "I mean, Philip Seymour Hoffman, for me, is one of the most amazing actors of all time. ... Hal Holbrook, ...When I saw "Into the Wild," I have a heart attack almost, and I almost have to leave the theatre in Toronto with the scene in the truck when he wants to adopt him. .... Casey Affleck, the whole journey is a piece of jewelry, jewelry, like every piece on time in order to create a really a spectrum of a ghost. And Tom Wilkinson, I haven't ever seen a madman so funny, crazy, dangerous, and the same time so heartbroken."

Another moment of unbridled excitement and true emotion was when Marion Cotillard won the Oscar for actress in a leading role for her performance in La Vie en Rose. I may not have pegged her for the win, I cannot say that I am disappointed. This clip from her acceptance sums it up: "Well, I'm speechless now. I -- I -- well, I -- thank you life, thank you love, and it is true, there is some angels in this city. Thank you so, so much."

During a backstage interview with Ms. Cotillard she was noticeably excited and shocked by her win. She comes across as genuine and real, without an ounce of artifice: "It's just joy and so unexpected that it's surreal, but I love it, I love it."

That brings me to Diablo Cody and her well-deserved win for Original Screenplay for Juno. This was a wonderful script that deserved the win, but what surprised me was Ms. Cody, herself. Over the past month or two, I have heard a few interviews with her, and she comes across as being so comfortable with herself and confident in her work that I expected something similar from her speech. I was surprised to see the wall break down and reveal an emotional woman who was genuinely happy and surprised. It was quite a moment, interesting dress aside.

The last speech moment I want to speak of I have already mentioned. It is the win for Glenn Hansard and Marketa Irglova for "Falling Slowly" from Once. Let me say that it is an amazing song on a great soundtrack from a great film. This duo was a delight in the film, and they made the most of their moment. Glenn spoke of the small scale of the film and how proud they were of it, closing saying "Make art. Make art." As for Marketa, she was sadly cut off, but through a classy act by host Jon Stewart, she came back out and was bale to deliver her speech asking for support of independent artists. Her speech included this great line: "...this song was written from a perspective of hope, and hope at the end of the day connects us all, no matter how different we are." How true it is.

As for the rest of the telecast, the performances of the five original song nominees were fantastic. Marketa and Glenn's performance of their winning song was very moving; although I think Amy Adams solo performance of "Happy Working Song" from Enchanted was the most, uh, enchanting. The song from August Rush was also a moving performance.

Overall, the show felt a little sedate and it kept moving along at a nice pace. All in all, I enjoyed the show and look forward to whatever comes next year without strike drama making us wonder if the show will go on.

Shifting gears, I feel the need to take a look at how well I did in my predictions over what actually won. I am a bit disappointed in how I did this year, last year I believe I got sixteen of the twenty-four awards correct. This year I was merely twelve for twenty-four and slightly better on my want to win choices at thirteen of twenty-four.

What were the big ones I missed? Well, both actress awards. I was truly surprised when Tilda Swinton took the prize for supporting actress in Michael Clayton. If it was going to be an upset, I was sure it was going to be Ruby Dee. I thought Cate Blanchett was going to walk away with it. As for lead actress? Julie Christie and Ellen Page topped my list. I have not yet seen La Vie en Rose, but with the positivity around her performance I cannot be too disappointed.

I did not figure The Bourne Ultimatum to sweep the three categories it was up for. I was figuring more for the big two of No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood, not to mention Transformers.

That brings me to visual effects, the one I am probably most upset over. How in the world can The Golden Compass win? It was the worst of the three, this should have gone to Transformers hands down. The only thing I can think is that the Michael Bay film split the vote with the Pirates sequel, thus allowing the fantasy film to slip through for the gold.

The only other one that I got wrong that was a bit upsetting was Elizabeth: The Golden Age winning for Costume Design. It may be the fact that I am not too keen on the film coloring my judgment, but I thought Sweeney Todd should have taken it. The Burton film had such a great look while Elizabeth was ornate for the sake of being ornate. In the end, I won't lose sleep over it. Sweeney did still win an award, in Art Design, so that makes me happy.

My prediction numbers were bolstered by a couple of lucky guesses in the shorts category, where I was able to guess the Documentary Short and the Live Action Short.

Here is my chart, my picks for will win, what I wanted to win, and who ultimately did win next to each to see just where I went wrong:

WillWantDid
Best PictureNo Country for Old MenNo Country for Old MenNo Country for Old Men
Best DirectorCoen BrothersCoen BrothersCoen Brothers
Best ActorDaniel Day-LewisDaniel Day-LewisDaniel Day-Lewis
Best ActressJulie ChristieEllen PageMarion Cotillard
Best Supporting ActorJavier BardemJavier BardemJavier Bardem
Best Supporting ActressCate BlanchettAmy RyanTilda Swinton
Animated FeatureRatatouilleRatatouilleRatatouille
CinematographyThere Will Be BloodNo Country for Old MenThere Will Be Blood
Art DirectionThere Will Be BloodSweeney ToddSweeney Todd
EditingNo Country for Old MenThe Bourne UltimatumThe Bourne Ultimatum
Visual EffectsTransformersTransformersThe Golden Compass
Writing (Original)JunoJunoJuno
Writing (Adapted)No Country for Old MenNo Country for Old MenNo Country for Old Men
Costume DesignSweeney ToddSweeney ToddElizabeth: The Golden Age
DocumentaryNo End in SightTaxi to the Dark SideTaxi to the Dark Side
Music (Score)AtonementRatatouilleAtonement
Music (Song)"Falling Slowly" Once"Falling Slowly" Once"Falling Slowly" Once
Sound EditingNo Country for Old MenThere Will Be BloodThe Bourne Ultimatum
MakeupPirates of the Caribbean 3Pirates of the Caribbean 3La Vie en Rose
Sound MixingNo Country for Old MenTransformersThe Bourne Ultimatum
Doc, ShortFreeheldFreeheldFreeheld
Foreign LangugeBeaufortBeaufortCounterfeiters
Animated ShortI Met the WalrusI Met the WalrusPeter and the Wolf
Live ShortLe Mozart des Pickpockets Le Mozart des Pickpockets Le Mozart des Pickpockets


February 25, 2008

DVD Review: The Smurfs - Season One, Volume One

Way back in 1981, Hanna-Barbera ushered in a new era of safe Saturday morning television viewing. It marked the arrival of The Smurfs, a cartoon series that proved incredibly popular and ran for over 250 episodes through 1990. Now, after years of waiting, cartoon fans can now own disks full of their adventures with the release of the first volume, containing 19 episodes of the long running series.

The 1980's were the glory years of Saturday morning cartoons. It was a time when you could not turn on the television before noon and not find cartoons. For some reason the Saturday morning cartoons went away in favor of news magazine shows and a variety of other non-kids fare. With the loss of these Saturday mainstays, the tradition of kids planting themselves in front of the tube with a big bowl of sugar-loaded cereal. I have to say that the death of this tradition is a real shame. However, all is not lost. The more time that passes, the more of these old toons are arriving on DVD, and the more that come out, the closer we are to recreating Saturday morning, sans commercials of course.

The Smurfs is the latest to arrive on DVD, and it couldn't have come too soon. I loved this show as a child. I cannot say exactly why, but the show always proved to be well paced, well animated, and a lot of fun. It combined comedy, fantasy, and adventure all into one package that goes down easy, with a spoonful of extra sugar on my cereal.

While the cartoon did not arrive until 1981, the little blue guys actually made their debut back in 1958. This first appearance was in a Belgian comic strip entitled Johan et Pirlouit. It chronicled the adventures of a page named Johan and his sidekick, Peewee. Do those names sound familiar? If you are a Smurfs fan they should. They appeared later on in the cartoon series, going on adventures with our primary protagonists.

Anyway, between their debut and their 1981 television appearance, they received their own strip and a few early cartoons (some of which were collected in the 1960's and released theatrically). However, it was with the Hanna Barbera cartoon that their existence was immortalized. In addition to the cartoon, there was also a large series of small figurines, I remember having a bag full of the little guys.

Back to the series at hand. The stories are all relatively simple. On one side you have the Smurf village, where all of the inhabitants had their place and their specific job, and they were named as such. They had names like Handy, Hefty, Brainy, Baker, Vanity, Jokey, and many others. Leading them all is Papa Smurf, complete with white beard and red outfit (lending more credence to the belief they were a Communist commune). They are also distinctive

On the other side of the coin is Gargamel and his cat Azrael. Gargamel is a human wizard who spends all of his time plotting ways to capture the Smurfs so he can eat them, prepared in a variety of ways. However, he never seems to be able to hang onto them when he is able to get a hand on them. Makes one wonder just why he is so sure they taste good?

Each episode features the Smurfs working together to overcome some greater trouble, that is when they aren't fighting among themselves. None of them are all that distinguishable from each other, but it really doesn't matter. The show is just so darn likable.

Watching this two disk set brought back a lot of fond memories of my youth when I would tune into their adventures. I was reminded of just how goofy they were, and how easily they could put a smile on my face. There was also something else that I did not remember, a voiceover during the episode start that introduced us to the Smurfs and to Gargamel.

Audio/Video. Each episode is presented fully remastered and uncut. Everything that appeared diring their original broadcast is presented here. The colors look fantastic, everything is bright and vivid, and they have likely not looked this good since their original broadcast. The audio is clear, presented in its original mono. It may only have one channel, but everything sounds excellent, including their excellent use of original and classical music. The only problem is that you have to turn it up a bit, the mix is a little low.

Extras. Not much to speak of. I would have loved to have some sort of featurette or retrospective. You'd think that with all of the people who loved the show, they would have included something.
  • Bonus Episode - The Smurfs' Springtime Special. This episode has the village cleaning up as Spring approaches, while Gargamel pays a visit to rival wizard Balthazar. The show also features appearance from Mother Nature and a variety of woodland critters. The episode is a bit larger in scope and is as much fun as the rest of the shows presented here.
  • Smurfs: The Music Video. Pretty lame add-on. This is like something you'd find on YouTube. All it is, is a series of clips set to the theme music with the occasional "record scratch" transition.

Bottomline. If you fancy yourself a fan of the Smurfs, be sure you get your hands on this set, as I am sure sales will help encourage future releases. Besides, the show is still a lot of fun. It seems to have aged quite well in the face of the current state of cartoons.

One more thing to note, it is being advertised, and is maked on the episode list of the packaging as having one single sided disk and one two sided disk. That is not the case, both disks are single sided and contain all of the advertised content.

Recommended.


Movie Review: Charlie Bartlett

Not only is this the second film to open this weekend that features a cast member from the Star Trek redux (star Anton Yelchin will be Chekhov and Vantage Point's Zoe Saldana is set to play Uhura), it is the second film that plays like a smash up of two earlier films. In this case it combines the renegade spirit of Ferris Bueller's Day Off with a little of the aesthetic and psychiatry of Running With Scissors. The end result falls somewhere in between the two, while it is not rise to the level of Ferris Bueller, it is much more watchable and, dare I say, real feeling than Scissors. It features an engaging lead character and takes a look at the effects of prescription drugs and the ignored and alienated youth of the nation.

Charlie Bartlett (Yelchin) is a bright young kid who cannot help but find himself in trouble as he is constantly rebelling against the status quo. As the movie opens, he has been kicked out of the latest in a string of private schools. His mother, Marilyn (Hope Davis), does not seem to understand his need to rock the boat, but at the same time she does not seem particularly upset about it. Anyway, rather than try another private school, Charlie is enrolled int he local public school. He promptly shows up in suit and tie which leads to his first high school beat down at the hands of Murphy Niven.

Following his pummeling, he finds himself in the office of the family's on-call psychiatrist. The visit results in a prescription for Ritalin, whose effects on kids without the need have been well documented. So, after a few days of taking the drug, he finds that it could be put to better use. He joins forces with the school bully and sells the pills to the rest of the school population.

This experiment leads to him opening a pharmacy of sorts in the boys' room. He would listen to problems, take them to his doctor, get the prescriotion and then dispense them as needed to his fellow students, for a healthy fee of course. His dispensing of the medication finds his popularity rise exponentially. Almost overnight he went from being the weirdo outcast to the epitome of popularity, and Charlie is loving it.

Of course, his popularity doesn't last long, as the principal (Robert Downey Jr.), whose daughter he is dating, is clued into what he is doing and sets out to stop it. Now, you will probably be able to see where it is heading relatively early on, it is not about hiding where it is going.

The film was quite interesting int he way it took a look at the effects of prescription drugs on kids that may or may not need them. It seems like everyday we learn of high school kids abusing prescription drugs, be it Ritalin or whatever else they can get their hands on. While generally it seems like the kids are theones to take the blame for their abuse, in many cases it may not be their fault at all. Charlie Bartlett turns its eye on the disillusioned youth who have nowhere else to turn. Beyond that, it also looks at the effects of popularity and how easily it can be misused. This doesn't even begin to touch on other key components to Charlie's dysfunction, an absentee parent, an overly medicated mother, and being forced to mature before his time; all elements that could be pointed to as reasons for his need to act out and supreme desire for popularity.

Granted, none of the ground covered is terribly new. We have seen much of this before and the tone is all over the place, but there is something rather engaging about Charlie Bartlett. A large part of the film's success can be laid at the feet of Anton Yelchin, who does not strike the image of your standard teenage hero, rather he beings to mind those teen icons of the 80's, primarily Matthew Broderick and Christian Slater, while still managing to forge a new image. He moves effortlessly across the screen, delivering a character that feels as random as it does calculated.

It doesn't hurt that Yelchin has great chemistry with the rest of the cast, particularly with Kat Dennings, who plays his love interest, Susan. Their relationship crackles as it develops. Then there are the scenes he shares with Robert Downey Jr., also excellent. The cast is particularly strong.

Director Jon Poll makes the transition from the edit bay to the director's chair in fine fashion. He does not have a particularly distinctive style, but he does cast a loving gaze to the teen films of the 80's while retaining a perfectly contemporary look. The same can be said of the screenplay from Gustin Nash, also making his big screen debut. His words touch on a number of impotant topics that all tie together with the affable central character.

Bottomline. If anything, the film's wild tone shifts hold it back from greatness. It does prove to be much more entertaining than would be expected. It is at times laugh out loud funny, others it takes a satirical bent, while others are pure drama. It is well worth your time, the positives well outweigh the negatives.

Recommended.

Movie Media: Doomsday - Poster, Trailer

What do you get when you cross 28 Days Later with The Road Warrior? My guess would be something along the lines of Doomsday. When a virus ravages England, the infected are rounded up and placed in a walled off community where they remain, separate from the rest of the country and the world for 25 years. The problem is that the virus reappears outside the wall and a team must venture inside the lawless realm inside the wall looking for a cure. Looks like fun to me, if a little derivative. I am willing to give it the benefit of the doubt because it is directed by Neil Marshall, the man behind Dog Soldiers and The Descent. The cast is led by Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins, and Malcolm McDowell.




February 24, 2008

Movie Review: Vantage Point

Over the past few months, if you have set foot inside a theater you have seen the trailer for Vantage Point, complete with the now infamous line: "Stop.... rewind that." delivered with perfect intensity by Dennis Quaid. The way the trailer took over nearly every screen, it could only mean one of two things, the studio has that much confidence in the film or they are hoping a ton of promotion will cover up a poor film. Are either of these true? In reality, probably not; in actuality, not really. So, this is one theory that failed to pan out, at least in my experience with the film. I guess the question then becomes if Vantage Point is worth spending time with or not. Even that answer is not so easy to answer as the film lies somewhere in between excellence and excrement. That is a bit extreme, but it makes the point. Advertising and preconceptions never tell the whole story.

The structure of Vantage Point can best be described as Rashomon and Run Lola Run having a head on collision, with this new film as the resulting wreckage. It has neither the greatness of the former, nor the relentlessly infectious energy of the latter. Now, while it does not measure up favorably to either of those films, it may be unfair to compare them. While there is something of a shared structure, they each have distinctly different goals. Vantage Point is dead set on providing an intricate puzzle with a number of players in a high octane thriller. The film never lets up, forcing you to watch everything so as to catch all of the pieces.

The basic plot has the President (William Hurt) being shot just before delivering a speech in Spain about a new plain to unify countries on five continents in the war on global terror. What follows are the events in the twenty minutes leading up to the shots being fired and their immediate aftermath. We get to see these events from the perspectives of all the major players. These players include the news agency covering the event, the secret service agent (Quaid) protecting the President, a tourist (Forest Whitaker) recording the event to show his kids, a Spanish cop who has multiple reasons for being there, as well as a couple more involved in the actual event rather than victims of the aftermath. All of these angles come to a head in an explosive climax where everyone is revealed to everyone else and it is a race against time.

It is within these rewinds and replays that some of the movie's major problems exist. By the time we get into the extended finale, it is already losing steam as the audience has grown weary of the same sequence events over and over again. I could tell the audience I was in was growing a bit restless by the time the third rewind came around. Personally, I did not have much of a problem, aside from the repeated flashing of the start time. It was fine the first time around, but subsequent use was unnecessary and is insulting to the audience. It was as if the makers did not trust the audience to keep up.

Now, if you want a film with character development, you will want to skip this. If you are looking for a film with a well-developed plot, you will want to skip this. If, however, you are interested in a movie that is like a chess game, whose sole purpose is to move players around a board in search of check-mate, this may actually be for you. I think you get the picture. Vantage Point is an exercise in plotting over all else. On that level, the movie is quite successful. There is a constant energy throughout as everything continuously surges ahead with few moments to catch your breath.

Considering the focus, the chessboard aesthetic, there is little room for any extensive plot development. There is supreme focus on the matter at hand rather than the bigger picture. There is no big picture in Vantage Point. There are a few scenes that suggest a larger stage, not to mention a more personal one, but there is no time to explore it. This is a shame, as a little more meat could have made this infinitely more entertaining.

One thing I could not help but notice were the politics that crept into the feature. Early on, a news reporter comments on how many countries look down on the United States, in conjunction with the protestors at the President's appearance. For a moment I thought, erroneously as it turns out, that this film would be a little bit different than your standard terrorist versus super-American film. That thought lasted for mere minutes. It quickly turned into a film where one man puts the pieces together and becomes superhuman in his efforts to stop the plot, which we learn precious little about.

Vantage Point is definitely entertaining. As a first feature for both director Pete Travis and writer Barry Levy, they show skill in weaving together the puzzle pieces and keeping the momentum high. So, while there is room for improvement, it still is intriguing work.

Bottomline. This movie just rushes by, when it ends it is as if no time has passed at all. It is very nearly in real time, offers very little backstory, and when it ends you will be left with a plethora of questions about why what happened happened. It puts all the pieces into place, but you are never allowed to see what it is supposed to look like. Still, it is enjoyable for the adrenaline rush it provides through its frenetic pace.

Mildly Recommended.

Movie Review: Be Kind, Rewind

Michel Gondry began making a name for himself in the music video world, he plied his trade with such artists as Beck, Bjork, The White Stripes, and The Chemical Brothers. In 2001, Gondry made his first appearance a big screen director with Human Nature. Since then, he has been behind a series of interesting and quirky films that succeed to varying degrees. His latest feature is Be Kind, Rewind, a fun little film that pays tribute to the old school communities and a genuine love for the cinema. It has a delightful do it yourself aura and provides genuine laughs and plenty of heart. Is not perfect, but it builds up plenty of goodwill that helps you look past its faults and focus on what it gets right.

Watching Be Kind, Rewind I was reminded of a film made more than twenty years ago. The two movies would not seem to have a lot in common and I may be misremembering the facts, but the connection is in the genuine heart of its respective characters. That other film? It is none other than *batteries not included. That film concerned a group of tenants in a building slated to be torn down, when they receive help from an unlikely source. Now, the community of modern day Passaic, New Jersey, band together for a reason that, at first, is for no other reason than that they are a community. It really is touching, even if it ends up being a small part of the whole.

As we open we learn of a jazz musician, Fats Waller, and how he was born in what would become the Be Kind, Rewind video rental shop. We are told of how he was the center of the community and their claim to fame. It is a story that has become something of a legend, with each family claiming a piece of the whole. The story shifts to Mr. Fletcher (Danny Glover), he is the owner of the video shop and keeper of the tales of Fats Waller. He is also the father figure to Mike (Mos Def), a young man who works in the shop and has deep feelings for Mr. Fletcher and the community. He is best friends with Jerry (Jack Black), a slightly goofy and immature mechanic who lives in an RV in a junkyard adjacent to a power plant (causing him and any guest to wear colanders on their heads to protect them).

Anyway, Mr. Fletcher has to leave town for awhile to research the competition and find a way to make his business more profitable. You see, his building is about to be condemned to make room for a construct that looks better, to supposedly improve the community. Well, he leaves town and places Mike in charge of the shop during his absence.

Mike wants to do good by the man who has treated him so well for so long, so when Jerry has a cockeyed scheme to strike a blow at his power plant neighbors, Mike bows out. What happens next provides the main thrust of the film and spurs on much of the comedy.

Jerry winds up magnetized, and one unfortunate stop at the store erases all of the tapes. Unable to replace all of the tapes, the duo decide to remake the films themselves using whatever they can get their hands on. What follows is something of a "do it yourself" movement as their homemade remakes explode in popularity, and could prove to save the corner shop and help preserve the community.

The story is pretty simple, and is not something we haven't seen before, but it is done here in creative fashion with a cast that is completely behind it and willing to sell it at every turn. Jack Black and Mos Def work well together, they actually seem like longtime friends, at times combative, but always there for each other. Together they work to satisfy their customers and cover up their problem before Mr. Fletcher comes home.

The deeper in they get, the more attention they draw. So, while they are successful, it is bound to fall sooner or later. The last act of the film moves into sentimental mode, but works in a wonderful manner. It shows the community coming together with the same goal in mind. These may be people that have nowhere else to go, but that does not mean they do not have real ties to where they are at the moment. Everyone brings their love of the community to bear as they exemplify the do it yourself attitude I keep speaking of. The story comes full circle with regards to Fats Waller, and it demonstrates just what it means to be a membe rof a community.

Be Kind, Rewind succeeds on a number of levels, from the relationship between Mike and Jerry, to the visual creativity, to the great heart on display. Where it fails is in the plot portion of the story. Everything builds up to the final moments displayed, but that does not seem to be the logical conclusion of our story, merely the emotional high. At this point it just stops, where I believe it should have had a little more closure to the eviction thread, and a bit more about where Mike, Jerry, and Alma (the late comer to the group played by the fetching Melonie Diaz) go following the climax.

Still, even without the plot wrapping up with a nice little bow, there is a lot to like about this movie. It is completely charming and won me over early on. Michele Gondry is a master of combining visual flair, that is flashy yet unassuming, with heartfelt characters. He does a nice job of bringing these two together while giving the idea that anyone could do what Mike and Jerry do. It is a nice feeling that just warms the heart. Combine that with the fine performances, and what isn't to like? Granted, it may not be worthy of love, but it is more than worthy of a great deal of like.

Bottomline. This is a delightful film that is small and unassuming, yet delivers one of the better overall experiences of the year. It is a film that wins you over and holds your attention all the way through. Do not doubt the skills of all invovled, they all bring their A game to the table. Sit back and enjoy.

Recommended.

Movie Media: The Signal - Poster, Trailer

I've been hearing good things about this for some time. I have to say that I eagerly look forward to the opportunity to see it. That said, I do get a bit of a Pulse-like vibe from it. This does seem to be a bit more intimate and violent, but the vibe is similar. People's television's turn on and the signal causes them to randomly kill. I can't wait!





Here is an intriguing little tease: