January 27, 2013

Movie Review: Movie 43

There are very few movies that I want to walk out on. Movie 43 is a movie I wanted to walk out on. It is one of those moves that I actively disliked. It is filled with big name stars doing things that are just not funny.

I have no idea how this thing got the green light. Beyond that,I do not know how they got all of these people to agree to be in it. Finally, I have no idea how this movie, and I use that term loosely, got past everyone and onto theater screens across the country. The best I can figure is that somebody has compromising pictures of somebody.

Movie 43 is a collection of shorts that are unfunny and overlong. Clips feature stories of incest, child abuse, sexual pooping, a girl's first period, chin balls, naked female music players, and tortured leprechauns, race based sports, among other things that no one needs to see.

There is nothing else to say but this is a cinematic abortion. It is in bad taste, and not the good kind of bad taste. It s not funny, it is annoying, it is aggravating, it is too long, and I was so glad when it was over.

This is one of the worst things I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. Far be it for me to dissuade anyone from seeing a movie, but I saw avoid this at all costs.

NOT Recommended.
0 stars

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Wooly Rupert said...

110% agreement. I stopped after the second skit. My wife saw the talent and was fooled into thinking it was a real movie. I think it was a joke on the cast.

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