July 15, 2006

CD Review: Deadstar Assembly - Unsaved

I decided to check out Deadstar Assembly's sophomore release based on this description: "poisonous blend of death-pop/industrial rock." Honestly, how was I expected to ignore something that has death-pop in its description? I had not heard of them before, but it definitely sounds like something that would be write up my alley.

I wasn't sure what to expect, except that I thought it would be loud, chaotic, and angry. What emanated from my speakers was right in line with what I expected, but in a different and unexpected way. It was not nearly as chaotic as I had expected, I expected them to be along lines similar to early Slipknot, when in actuality they would probably be better described as Slipknot by way of Nine Inch Nails with a touch of Orgy. They do have a thickly layered sound, filled with guitars and heavy percussion and plenty of synth, but it is more finely controlled than early Slipknot. I am not talking bad about Slipknot, but I think they got better the further they got along. Musically, Deadstar Assembly seems to be further down the maturing path.

The other band I can think of to compare them to would be God Lives Underwater. Both of these bands use a lot of electronics in creative ways, both within the familiar song structure of the rock song. The format has a fresh, yet familiar feel to it, instantly accessible but not at the cost of originality or edginess.

I was immediately hooked on Unsaved. This is an album that has a great flow straight through from start to finish. It has an ebb and flow that just takes you along for the ride. I was caught in the swirl of keyboards and electronics that flowed through and around the driving guitars, while the raw vocals make their aggressive mark known.

Unsaved opens with the intro track "Unsaved Pt. 1," introducing us to the heavy guitars, ethereal synths, incessant drums, of what is to come. What I like most about this opening was the use of acoustic guitars, they are faint, but add an ambiance that is as inviting as it is eerie. That opening flows right into the in you face aggression of "Unsaved Pt. 2."

"Killing Myself Again" and "Dejected" gather a head of steam with their outsider lyrics that seek to unite the downtrodden. They have this fantastic order through chaos aura that is testament to their strong songwriting abilities.

Deadstar Assembly slow the pace down with "Bled." There is a cry for attention in the line "I am more than nothing." This is a strong cut that leads into the final aggressive push as we head down the albums home stretch. The last song is "Death Wish." It starts off with a sample before moving into some hardcore synth/guitar action. It moves into the final closing track, "Perfectly Destroyed," an eerie guitar riff with a light synth played over the top of it, bringing Unsaved to an end.

The band is made up of vocalist Dearborn, who has a great voice, that is equally raw and inviting, guitarist Dreggs, drummer Cygnus, and bassist The Dro. I believe they all have a hand in the electronic side of the album, and they all shared producing duties. The final product is an album that I am glad made it's way to my collection.

Bottomline. An excellent combination of industrial and pop, with a distinctly harsh edge to it. This album was a surprise to me, displaying a well developed sense of songwriting. Unsaved hides within it songs that must be insane to see live. If you like death-pop and industrial rock, this is for you.

Recommended.
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July 14, 2006

New Movie Releases and Box Office Predictions: You, Me, and Dupree take on Little Man

It will be interesting to see how this weeks offering's fare next to the Pirates juggernaut. I don't see either of this week's comedies putting up much of a challenge. We will see how well White Chicks fame carries over for the vertically challenged man. Also, will a former wedding crasher still draw the fans to the theaters? We shall see.

You, Me, and Dupree. (2006, 108 minutes, PG-13, comedy, trailer) From wedding crasher to newlywed crasher. Owen Wilson stars as Randy Dupree, a jobless buddy to Carl (Matt Dillon). Carl invites Randy to live with him and his wife, Molly (Kate Hudson), until he gets back on his feet. This is the comedic thrust of the movie, and to be honest, it looks like it could be pretty funny. How good is yet to be seen, I don't expect greatness, just some fun.

Little Man. (2006, 90 minutes, PG-13, comedy, trailer) "From the creators of White Chicks" boasts the ads. That pretty much means that I will stay away. The Wayans haven't intrigued me since the original Scary Movie. The trailers do not look all that funny. A small thief goes undercover as a baby to retrieve a stolen diamond, that's the thrust of the story. My apologies to those who are looking forward to this, I just do not.

Friends With Money. (2006, 88 minutes, R, drama, trailer) I remember this reviewing pretty well when it was first released, but it disappeared so fast and never played first-run that I never paid it much mind. It is now landing at the local second-run theater, giving me a good opportunity to see it. Jennifer Aniston, Joan Cusack, and Catherine Keener headline the cast about four friends, their lives, and their wallets. The drama starts when one who is not too well off takes a job cleaning houses for extra money. Hopefully I will get a chance to see it.

Army of Shadows. (1969, 145 minutes, NR, drama, trailer, in French with subtitles) Jean-Pierre Melville's film about the French Resistance has had a restoration supervised by the original cinematographer, Pierre Lhomme. It follows a betrayed member of the Resistance who escapes his Nazi captors and returns to settle the score.

Iron Island. (2005, 90 minutes, NR, drama, trailer, in Farsi with subtitles) This looks like it could be interesting. It concerns an abandoned oil tanker in the Persian Gulf which becomes home to a group of Iranian outcasts. They form a society, complete with a school. The problems start when a guy falls for the wrong girl, and it is discovered that the ship is sinking. It was directed by Mohammad Rasoulof.

Who Killed the Electric Car? (2006, 89 minutes, NR, documentary, trailer) This documentary from director Chris Paine takes a look at the electric car that could have been the future, but has become a footnote. I new there were electric cars, but I thought they were little more then over powered golf carts. It seems they were full featured and as fast as a sportscar, and at the end of 2005 they were all destroyed. Interviewees include Mel Gibson, who had one for years. The film was narrated by Martin Sheen.

Also opening this week, but not near me:

  • Changing Times
  • Gabrielle
  • The Groomsmen
  • Mini's First Time
  • The OH in Ohio

Box Office Predictions

Well, I don't think there is a question of what film will come out on top, but the rest I am not to sure about. I think the biggest question is how much will Captain Jake rake in this second weekend?

RankTitleBox Office
1Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest$50 million
2

You, Me, and Dupree

$24 million
3Superman Returns$20million
4

Little Man

$16 million
5The Devil Wears Prada$12 million
6Click$7 million
7Cars$6 million
8Nacho Libre$5 million
9The Lake House$3.5 million
10The Fast and the Furious:Tokyo Drift$2.5 million

What are you seeing this weekend?

July 13, 2006

CD Review: The Best of (hed) P.E.

My personal exposure to (hed) P.E. continues on, it started in January 2005 with the abysmal Only in Amerika and continued earlier this year with their latest release Back 2 Base X, which I liked much more. Only now am I having any type of proper introduction to their earlier work with this collection released by Zomba. This encompasses their first three releases, hed (pe), Broke, and Blackout.

The cover claims them as one of the bands to help define the rap/metal genre. I am not sure I can agree with that, and that isn't a knock against the band or their fans. I just can't seem to place them in the same league of popularity as Korn, Incubus, Deftones, and System of a Down, as mentioned on the cover, and other influential acts like Rage Against the Machine and Limp Bizkit. All of those bands, I believe had a bigger effect on the genre than hed. (hed) P.E. never really fell into the publics conciousness like those other bands, look how long it took for me to look into the fold. In any case, this really isn't about their influence, or lack thereof, this is purely a collection of what is perceived to be their best cuts. My question to you longtime fans, how does this stack up against what you believe to be their best?

The album gets off to a great start with "Suck it Up," which features a sample of Michael Buffer's famous "Let's get ready to...." line before getting into a great groove the gets you moving to it. That leads us into "Bartender," another great goove leads us through this track. Before I start leading you through all of the tracks, let me hit on a few of my favorites.

First would have to be "Blackout," this song has some great vocals from Jahred Shane. "Ken 2012" has some nice guitarwork from the heavy to the light and moody. There is the pure aggressiveness of "Waiting to Die," that really grabs my ears. The reggae tinged "Swan Dive" is another track which continues to add other facets to their sound. The combination of the rap style of "Darky" with the acoustic flavored "Other Side" continuing to expand their sound, and impressing me with their versatility, while still sounding like the same band. Finally, "The Meadow" has a wonderfully layered and complex arrangement, very good song.

This isn't to say that I didn't like the other songs, or that the above are great works. What this album has shown me is that these guys put out some great songs, and I wish I had actually listened to them earlier. They have a healthy dose of originality which is rare. I just wish that my first real experience hadn't been with Only in Amerika, but I guess discovering these songs late is better than not experiencing them at all.

Bottomline. This is an excellent place to start for those who are interested, but if you already have their albums, you won't be gaining anything new here. For someone like me, this is the perfect album, I am not terribly interested in buying their early albums, but would like to have some of their better cuts in my collection, and this more than fills the bill. This is a great listen from start to finish.

Recommended.
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CD Review: The Very Best of D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

It has been a long time since I have listened to any of these old tracks. They sound a little bit dated now, but they still have so much positive energy in them. This 14 song collection is so much fun to listen to. These two have come a long way since those early days. I never would have thought that the Fresh Prince would drop that moniker in favor of his real name, Will Smith, and go on to become one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. Let's take a little trip down memory lane.

In the 1980s Jeff and the Prince brought hip hop to suburbia. They never fell in with the hardcore or gangsta rappers, preferring to deliver a more positive spin on the music. In doing so, they were invited into more homes across the country than any other rappers of the day. I am not positive of that, but they are one of the only hip hop names that I really remember from those days of my youth.

This collection covers all of their albums, right up through Code Red, which I don't really remember anyone buying. Listening to these songs, it is easy to see why they became so popular. Their lyrics were relatable by the youth of America, and they had fun beats. More than that, this duo are incredibly talented. D.J. Jazzy Jeff is a great on the turntables, listen to him on tracks like "The Magnificient Jazzy Jeff" and "The Groove (Jazzy's Groove)," both on this disk, which showcase his abilities. Then we have the Fresh Prince, a charismatic personality, even at this young age, a smooth playful style on the mic, he just flat out holds your attention.

We open up with "Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble" which was their first hit and includes the playful use of a sample from "I Dream of Jeannie." A couple of tracks later is the huge hit "Parents Just Don't Understand," a fun track for the kids who didn't think their parents related. That one also earned them the very first rap Grammy in 1988. That is followed by one of my favorites, "A Nightmare on My Street," complete with a sample of the A Nightmare on My Street and a cameo from Freddy Krueger himself, Robert Englund.

Other highlights include "I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson," kind of funny listening to this now, after all that the former boxing champ has been through over the years. Not to be forgotten is the huge feel good summer anthem, "Summertime," I remember this one, it seemed to launch the two back to the top of the charts, and debuted a more mature sound.

Closing out the album are a couple of my favorite tracks from Code Red, yes I am one of those that bought this one. First is the party anthem "Boom! Shake the Room," a fun, loud party track. Then to close the disk is the old school "I Wanna Rock," this showcases Jeff's DJ skills, and the playful interaction that the two always had.

Bottomline. This is a fun walk down memory lane. Despite the slightly aged feeling of the songs, the talent still shines through. This is just a flat out fun collection of songs that you can just really enjoy. For someone, like me, who never got those early albums, this is the perfect disk to get them in your collection.

Recommended.
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July 11, 2006

DVD Review: Cannibal Holocaust

No review of this would be complete without the accompanying story. I first heard of this movie a few years ago, it was usually mentioned in threads about horror movies, controversial movies, and gory movies. The more I read about it, the more I was repulsed, not that I read a lot. Anyway, I read about the so-called definitive release from Grindhouse Releasing that had been much delayed, and was much anticipated by fans. The day came and I happened to find a copy of the notorious flick, so I bought it. That was last October.

Cannibal Holocaust sat on my shelf ever since then. I was working up to actually watching this. I had read about the actual animal violence it contained, which was possibly the biggest factor in keeping me away, even if the film boasts of allowing you to watch the film animal cruelty free, if you should so choose. I also read about how it was the most notorious film ever made, how it was banned in upwards of 50 countries, and of how the director, Ruggero Deodato, and one of the producers were brought up on charges that they had actually killed people during the production. Lastly, I also read about how it was a big influence on The Blair Witch Project, in the way it was structured.

This past weekend I finally slid the disk into the player and watched it. I think I should have waited longer. I feel dirty, nauseated, and completely disturbed. It was probably not a good idea to watch it right before going to sleep. Since that fateful night, I have not been able to get this thing out of my head. People I work with are annoyed because I keep talking about it, I've been trying to find someone, anyone, who has seen this. I found one person, and he wasn't even able to finish it.

The basic frame of the movie has anthropologist, Professor Harold Monroe, heading off to the Amazon in search of four documentary filmmakers who had disappeared months earlier. Once there, he, along with his guide, come into contact with one of the indigenous tribes, a tribe that, you guessed it, still practices cannibalism. Monroe's adventure concludes with him not finding the filmmakers, but instead recovering their spent film. Monroe brings the film back to New York, where a television network is looking to use the footage to garner high ratings. That is the first third of the movie. The final two thirds focus on the assembled footage. The footage has the foursome heading into the jungles. That is it, in the most basic sense.

I like the idea of the fake documentary, but I am not sure I can say I like this movie. This is more than your standard gut muncher. The weaving of real and faked violence create this aura of authenticity, despite the, at times, poor dialog and acting, it feels legitimate.

A big question for this film is whether it was made as pure exploitation, or if the "message" was the actual intent. It is possible that the message was a by product of Deodato trying to somehow legitimize the picture. There doesn't seem to be any consensus in what I have read online, it seems that many have the same question I do. It also seems that the director, himself, wavers when faced with the question.

One way of looking at the message is as an indictment of the sensationalizing nature of the media. The media is portrayed as willing to do anything for the rating, including using this gruesome footage to that end. At one point a network exec says: "Today people want sensationalism; the more you rape their senses the happier they are." It almost seems like they were ahead of their times in this view of the media, and by extension reality television. It is surmised that civilized society is actually more savage and cruel than the primitive tribes that are encountered over the course of the running time. It is an interesting look at the movie from a higher level, without bringing the shocking images into play.

Intended or not, that is definitely a plus to the film. The problem is actually getting to it, despite how heavy handed it may seem, the shocking exploitation is hard to get through. Before we get to that, and I am purposely putting it off, I want to take a look at the characters, specifically, just how unlikeable the vast majority of them are. There is only one character that shows the hint of a heart.

Professor Monroe (played by former porn star Robert Kerman) is the one person to show any level of humanity. He views the footage in horror, and it is he who levels much of the blame at the sensationalizing media. He cannot stomach what he has witnessed, and neither should we. As for the four filmmakers, they are a despicable lot. They have these elitist attitudes, they stage scenes, they remind themselves to act shocked on camera, they engage in acts that you would hope no one would do. At the start, you think that the filmmakers were going to be the victims, but in the end, you have to wonder if they didn't just get what they deserved.

Now, I would be remiss if I did not say something about the despicable content. The aspect that gets the most attention is the animal violence. Now, this isn't the only film to have animal violence, I am sure most of you are familiar with the end of Apocalypse Now, that features the slaughter of a bull? This movie, however, is on a completely other level. Five animals are killed on camera, none are easy to watch, and none were necessary. They don't even wait all that long, as the first instance is a mere 20 minutes in. The one to get the most attention is the sea turtle. This was a terrible site, watching as this creature, estimated to have been over 100 years old, is dragged out of the water and cut up will still alive, it is making me sick just thinking about it. Those involved try to cover themselves by the fact that most of the animals were eaten afterwords, but I find that to be a thin line, and one that needn't be crossed.

The shocking images don't end with the animal slaughter. Cannibal Apocalypse also has its share of graphic rape scenes, and they don't take long getting to them. The first goes hand in hand with the first animal death, a gruesome ritualistic punishment for an adulteress. Later on the ill-fated filmmakers get in on the act with one of the tribal girls they encounter. It probably goes without saying, but there is plenty of full frontal nudity of both the male and female variety, and none of it is pleasant. This film has no intentions of being pleasant, it is here to shock, disturb, and sicken. There is also dismemberment, flesh eating, and plenty of gore. Lastly, there is the central defining image of this movie, and the one that had everyone convinced that this was a snuff film, that is the impaling. You don't see it on camera, but the foursome come across this woman with a good sized tree trunk that goes completely through her body, from the bottom up and out of her mouth. I have no idea how they did this, or how they got her to sit so still, and perfectly balanced at that. Deodato says that she was on a bike seat with a piece of Balsa wood placed in her mouth. This image has been used on much of the advertising, including the inside cover of this DVD edition.

This is not the goriest or bloodiest movie I have seen, but it is all presented in such a way that you believe it all. I still cannot believe that I actually watched the entire thing. This is a stomach turner in every sense.

After all of this, I cannot recommend this movie, to anyone. It is such a disturbing piece of work, the graphic realism, which in some cases actually is real, is just too much. I am sure you can say it is worth it for the scathing indictment of the media, but I am not so sure that was on purpose. I think it was a by product of Deodato trying to throw in something to help get a distribution deal.

I think that the intention of this was to just make a shocking exploitation film to outdo all that had come before it. In that sense Ruggero Deodato has succeeded. Something else that adds to the viewing is the music, a mixture of old synth and this other kind of light and fluffy guitar based theme that repeats itself, they combine to add this strange dichotomy with the gruesome goings on.

It may sound that I am positive in some of my analysis, but do not misunderstand me. This is the most twisted, depraved, disturbing, nauseating film I have ever scene, one that I am no sure I could ever bring myself to watch again. It is the kind of film that if you make it all the way through, you can probably watch anything.

Watching this is not the same as watching other realistic depictions of violence and tragedy. By comparison, Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan are vastly different experiences. Those two films can be difficult at times to watch, but there is a focus on recreating points of our past. Basically, there is a real point to what is presented. In the case of Cannibal Holocaust, there is no point to it, the "message" could have been presented in a better fashion. That is why I think the message was just a by product. The blood, animal violence, rapes, impaling, and more that I haven't mentioned, are there with the express intent of disturbing the viewer.

In closing this look at the movie, I recommend that you don't watch it. I am a fan of horror films, and I like the sick and twisted as much as the next guy, I like the splatter of blood and guts on the screen, but this takes it to that level that I don't think we should go in the name of entertainment. And as strange as this may sound, I am glad to have survived my single viewing, even if I need to write this as a way to help cleanse the soul.

Now, with that out of the way, I thought I would give you a brief look at this DVD release. Figured it would be appropriate to tell you what the set is like after I tell you not to watch it.

Video. This is not a new film, it was originally released back in 1979, and it had a very low budget, plus the impression is given that much of it was shot with even lower quality equipment. That said, it looks pretty good. It definitely shows its age, there are some marks, many probably intentional. I daresay, this is probably the best presentation the film has had. It is presented in anamorphic widescreen.

Audio. There are two flavors, a stereo mix, and the original mono. I listened using the stereo mix. It sounds pretty good, again it was a low budget affair, so it is not the best you will here, but is probably the best this has sounded.

Extras. There are plenty of extras on this two disk set.
-Commentary with Ruggero Deodato and Robert Kerman. I have not listened to this yet, but I am sure it will be an interesting track, at least I hope.
-Trailers. There is a collection of trailers, including the original Italian, International, German, and US cuts.
-"The Road to Hell" Alternate Cut. There appear to have been two versions of this sequence, which incorporates actual firing squads from the Cambodian genocides. There isn't much that I detected different.
-Documentary. On disk two is a documentary about the making of the film. I watched a little bit of this, and it offers some insights into the film. I will need to revisit this.
-Interviews. There is a 40 minute interview with Robert Kerman, where he expounds on topics such as his absolute distaste for Deodato, the animal deaths, and more. He is an odd fellow, interesting interview subject. Running even longer is one with Gabriel Yorke, who played Alan Yates. This is another interesting listen, as Yorke had no idea what he was getting into when he joined the cast. There is also an interview with Deodato and composer Riz Ortolani.
-Photo Gallery. This includes film stills, and behind the scenes photos.
-Music video. Metal band Necrophagia made a video incorporating movie footage.
-Easter Eggs. There is some hidden material, including a panel that reunited Deodato and Kerman. Here Kerman seems right at ease with the director, and with signing autographs, much different than his aura in the long interview.

Bottomline. What an experience, not one I am likely to repeat, and not one I can recommend. The animal violence is terrible, uncalled for, and stomach turning. The rapes and related activities, equally offensive. I cannot think of anything that is redeeming in this movie. This is well deserving of its label as the most notorious of films.

NOT Recommended.
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Thank for joining me on this journey. Perhaps now I can get some real sleep.

Box Office Update for 7/7-7/9: Pirates Plunders the Record Books

Wow! I think I low-balled the potential for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest this weekend. I knew it would be big, but I had no idea it would be this big. Let's take a look at the records it took over:

Opening and Single Day: $55,830,600 beats out Star Wars: Episode III's $50,013,859
Opening Weekend: $135,634,554 beating Spider-Man's $114,844,116
Fastest to $100m: 2 days beats out five movies at 3 days, including X-Men: The Last Stand

I'm sure there will be a few more to fall before this one is done. The opening that this has staged is absolutely mammoth and it pays testament to the wide drawing appeal. This movie has really drawn in people from all demographics, it has touched on a collective conciousness. Fortunately, it is an excellent film, in my opinion. Johnny Depp leads the cast on another rip-roaring adventure on the high seas.

Trailing well behind our leader is the faltering Superman Returns. Here is another good movie that just has not connected with audiences the same way. Despite the hype, the superhero just can't cut it against Captain Jack Sparrow. Singer's film plummeted almost 60% from last week, it will be interesting to see how long it will be able to hang in there. It could hang on for a bit as there doesn't seem to be much direct competition coming up in the next few weeks.

The rest of the chain dropped down one spot, everything displaced by the Pirate juggernaut. Faring the best of the bunch was Cars, which only dropped 26% from last week, which is pretty good. The rest of the top ten all dropped in the 40-45% which isn't all that bad.

I am happy to see The Lake House holding on like it has, I thought for sure that it would have dropped off faster than it has. It is a fantastic movie. Also, Nacho Libre has been hanging in there too, that is another one that I liked a lot that I thought would slip.

Only one film dropped from the list this week: The DaVinci Code (11).

This Week

Last WeekTitleWknd GrossOverallWeek in release
1NPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest$135,634,554$135,634,5541
21

Superman Returns

$21,815,243$141,642,6672
32The Devil Wears Prada$15,014,778$63,110,5442
43Click$11,921,513$105,842,8113
54Cars$10,734,082$205,908,4845
65

Nacho Libre

$3,339,828$73,814,2404
76The Lake House$2,854,457$45,630,2194
87The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift$2,549,855$57,434,6254
98Waist Deep$1,901,151$19,207,6403
109The Break-Up$1,621,345$114,278,8606


Box Office Predictions Recap
I was about 50-50 across the board, as I was able to successfully peg most of the top ten, and got most of the dollar predictions way off.

Actual

PredictionTitleWknd GrossPrediction
11Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest$135,634,554$105 million
22Superman Returns$21,815,243$24 million
33The Devil Wears Prada$15,014,778$20 million
44Click$11,921,513$16 million
55

Cars

$10,734,082

$12 million

66Nacho Libre$3,339,828$7 million
107The Break-Up$1,621,345$6 million
78The Lake House$2,854,457$5 million
99Waist Deep$1,901,151$3 million
810The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift$2,549,855$2.5 million

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DVD Pick of the Week: Pink Floyd - Pulse

Another lack luster week is upon us. There really isn't much to get excited about among the releases hitting shelves today. There aren't many, if any, that scream must have. However, there is one that stands out from the crowd, mainly because it was first announced five years ago.

This week's pick is Pink Floyd: Pulse. Fans have been clamoring for this, seemingly, since the dawn of the DVD age, and increasingly so since the original announcement. I have never seen this concert, and I may not be the biggest Pink Floyd fan, but there is no denying how incredible their music is and their is no doubt in my mind that this is going to be a set for the collection.

Pulse was shot during the Division Bell tour in 1994, and it features the lineup of David Gilmour, Richard Wright, and Nick Mason. This 145 minute concert features such classics as "Shine on You Crazy Diamond," "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)," and "One of These Days." The centerpiece of disk 2 is a live performance of Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety.

The more I write about this, the more I want it, so maybe there is a must have for the week. There you have it, this Pink Floyd concert set is this week's must have.

Also coming out this week:
  • 30 Days: Season 1. Morgan Spurlock's brainchild is pretty interesting, he takes his employed method in Supersize Me and applies it to other areas, submersing people for 30 days in another way of life. Pretty interesting.
  • Basic Instinct 2. Awful movie. This is here as a warning to not see this movie.
  • ECW: One Night Stand 2006. The second annual ECW reunion put on by the WWE.
  • The Garden. Not sure how good this will be, but it is an apocalyptic themed movie with Lance Henriksen, how bad can it be?
  • Grilled. Ray Romano and Kevin James as door to door meat salesmen who get mixed up in a mob hit. This looks like it could be pretty funny.
  • Zombiegeddon. How can you go wrong with a title like that? Satan created zombies taking over the world, the only people that cans top them, a pair of dirty cops. Classic.

What are you getting this week?

July 9, 2006

Movie Review: RV

You are about to enter the Twilight Zone, a place where movies bring with them a strange sense of familiarity, but the faces are different. That was how I felt the further into this movie I got. I know I had seen something like this before, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then it dawned on me, this could have been known as Colorado Vacation, or perhaps Vacation Camper. Whichever way you slice it, this is a Vacation movie with a different cast and different names.

If and when you see this movie, instead of Munro, think Griswold, instead of Robin Williams and Cheryl Hines, think Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo, instead of Jeff Daniels, think of Randy Quaid. The kids can stay as they were cast differently in each of those movies anyway. It was amazing the similarities that can be drawn between RV and the Vacation franchise, actually this probably would have been better as a Chevy Chase movie. As it stands this one just did not click with me.

Bob Munro (Williams) is introduced as a family man, sharing a moment with his young daughter. We jump ahead a number of years and we are reintroduced to Bob, a workaholic who is trying to plan a Hawaii getaway with his family. He has a heartless boss who needs him for a presentation in Colorado, they were in LA, which conflicts, of course, with said Hawaii trip. Bob gets the great idea of renting a RV and driving the family to a vacation spot of his childhood. Of course, this is all a ruse so he could make it to the meeting and still have a vacation.

One of the things that was really off putting was that the Munro family was just not all that likeable. The kids were stand offish, rude, and in need of some discipline, parents weren't really much of a couple. They play this up through the movie and it just didn't really agree with me. Then they meet the Gornicke's, a sweet and wacky RV family that the Munro's meet in one of the RV parks along the way. This sets up a family versus family conflict with the Munro's playing up how not nice they are and trying to avoid any further contact with the sweet hippy family.

What else can I say about this flick? It wasn't funny, the jokes played themselves out rather quickly. When they thought they caught onto something funny, they would play it way beyond the edge of it actually being funny.

The best thing about the movie was seeing a couple of alum from the defunct Arrested Development. Will Arnett, AD's Gob, plays Todd, Bob Munro's boss, and Tony Hale, AD's Buster, has a cameo at a party early on thrown by Todd.

Bottomline. The movie was not really offensive, it was just dull. The story just plodded on, everyone knew where it was heading so there were no real surprises. Williams seems awfully restrained here, there is very little life to his performance, which is a shame. This is worth no more than a rental.

Not Recommended.
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