May 6, 2006

Movie Review: Brick

What an odd cinema visit this turned out to be. I had read some very good things about Brick, and the trailer seemed intriguing. Of course, this was months ago, and the odds of this playing locally were slim to none. I promptly forgot about it. Then, it popped up on the schedule for the local arthouse, Upstate Films. This was my best, and only, chance to see it on the big screen, so I made my way out to see it.

I said this was an odd visit, and I meant it. It is not weird because of anything that happens at the theater, but because of the movie itself. On the surface it is a high school drama about someone looking for the truth behind the murder of his estranged girlfriend. It is not a terribly original plot thread to follow, we have seen it, or variations of it for years. What makes this film so markedly different are the stylistic choices made by first time writer/director Rian Johnson.

He has taken this simple on the surface plot and applied the logic, dialog, and general style of the hardboiled gumshoe stories of the 1930's. The movie is played straight, there are some humorous segments, but the characters take everything deadly serious. Some films would collapse under the weight of thi undertaking, but Johnson is admirable keeps everything focused on the story, every scene, every word, every movement, all adding to the slowly unfolding of the tapestry, revealing more and more as it goes on.

The movie is also odd in that I felt absolutely no emotional connection to the characters. I have felt this way about other movies, but this time was different. Usually, when there are no connections to be had, there is little to like about the movie. Generally speaking, movies need to have some sort of emotional connection with the viewer to have any sort of impact and staying power. Somehow, this film had me enraptured for its entire running time. The combination of setting and style came together in a perfect balance, and with the pitch perfect acting to support it only further cements the film.

I loved the way the dialog rolled off their tongues. The words were so much slang, so many words with different meanings. At times, it was hard to truly know just what they were saying. The film's official site even has a partial glossary of terms used in the movie. Most of the definitions can be inferred by way of context and the events that unfold later will open up the meanings of what happened earlier.

The gumshoe of the piece is Brendan Frye, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Mysterious Skin), he aims to shake things up, see what comes loose in his quest. He becomes embroiled in the local drug trade. We find that Brendan excels at stirring up trouble and gathering information, he also shows that he comes in first in the ability to take a beating. He partners up with a fellow student, known only as Brain (Matt O'Leary), who stays in the background, gathering covert information and filling the role of backup. Brendan has to deal the femme fatale, Kara (Meagan Good, who pulls some of the needed strings. He moves up the line to the Pin (Lukas Haas), the man in charge of the crime ring, who takes the time to be served milk and cookies by his mother. There is also the hired muscle, in the person of Tugger (Noah Fleiss).

Rian Johnson has crafted an incredible film, one that has nothing but promise on display. He has taken the conventions of film noir and placed them in a modern day high school, and made it feel so natural. But more than the dialog and the fine acting, the film is visually interesting too, credit must be paid to Steve Yedlin in this regard. The shot composition and angles chosen all add to the forward thinking originality. The rather stark setting is made a character of its own through the shot choices.

Bottomline. Brick caught me off guard. I was expecting something good, or at least potential to be. What I got was an intriguing blend of new and old. Influences from different genres, different eras, all tossed in a blender with an added dose of original vision. The blended concoction will serve as many as will have it, and seems destined to find life on the cult circuit.

Highly Recommended.
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May 5, 2006

New Movie Releases and Box Office Predictions: Mission Impossible III, An American Haunting, Hoot

May is coming in with a bang. Leading off the month is a sure-fire hit, top billed by a Hollywood superstar who has had a very strange year, what with his whirlwind romance, association with Scientology, and a strained relationship with the press. Its competition include a "based on a true story" horror flick, and a new family feature.

An American Haunting. (2006, 91 minutes, PG-13, horror, trailer) I first saw the trailer for this last fall and thought it looked pretty good, if a touch similar to The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Like that other film, this too is based on a true story. It is the tale of the Bell Witch, a story dating back to 1817, when the Bell family was cursed by the victim of the Bell family patriarch's swindling. This could be interesting, it has a good cast including Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek.

Hoot. (2006, 90 minutes, PG, family, trailer) I have to be honest, this does not interest me in the least. It seems to be cut from the same cloth as Because of Winn-Dixie, another film that did not interest me. Early word seems to be mixed, some say its a positive family movie, others consider it soft-core eco-terrorism that misrepresents the targeted animal and shows now consequences on the children for the laws the break. I don't think I'd go that far, but I doubt I will see it. Hopefully, it will find its audience. I never wish ill on a film that does not overtly deserve it, and this doesn't deserve it.

Mission: Impossible III. (2006, 126 minutes, PG-13, action, trailer) I was kind of luke warm to this project when I first heard about it, but when I heard that JJ Abrams was onboard, my interest spiked. I am a fan of his work with Alias and Lost, and I am definitely interested to see how he fares in his big screen directorial debut. I have read mixed word on it, so I am going in with my eyes open, but I am hoping for the best. It looks to be action packed, and Philip Seymour Hoffman looks to be a first rate villain. This destined to be the top movie of the weekend and the second film to hit $100 million this year.

The Promise. (2006, 110 minutes, PG-13, fantasy, trailer) I saw the trailer for this about a month ago and I was caught off guard. I was not aware that a new Asian film was coming the big screens on our shores. The trailer looks fantastic, a sweeping martial arts fantasy, epic in scope, personal in nature. I may be completely off, but that is what I got from the gorgeous visuals of the trailer. I am definitely there for this one.

Brick. (2006, 110 minutes, R, drama, trailer) I have been wanting to see this for some time now. The trailer looks intriguing, and the reviews have been just as good. The film uses the conventions of film noir and transposes them into a modern high school setting. The film stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who was excellent in last years icky Mysterious Skin. He plays a teenager who hopes to reconcile with his girlfriend, but she's been murdered, and he sets out to uncover the truth. This opened sometime ago, but it is only now making it to my neck of the woods at the local arthouse.

Transamerica. (2005, 103 minutes, R, drama, trailer) This opened up last year, and was Oscar nominated (Lead Actress), and only now is it coming to my town, at the second run theater, no less. The film stars Felicity Huffman as a transexual who travels to New York to meet a son she didn't know (s)he had. I have heard nothing but good about this movie.

Also opening this week, but not near me.
  • Art School Confidential
  • Crazy Like a Fox
  • Down in the Valley
  • The Fall of Fujimori
  • One Last Thing
  • The Proposition

Box Office Predictions

This week has a clear cut number one movie, and I think I have a handle on how the rest whill shake down. The question is, how far will M:I:III run away with the top spot? Here is how I see it:

  1. Mission: Impossible III
  2. RV
  3. United 93
  4. An American Haunting
  5. Stick It
  6. Hoot
  7. Silent Hill
  8. Scary Movie 4
  9. Ice Age: The Meltdown
  10. The Sentinel

The only question mark is United 93. I think it is an absolutely amazing film, but feel that it will fall rather quickly, so it may not land at number 3, it may slip a few more spots. One can hope.

What are you seeing this weekend?

May 4, 2006

Han Shoots First on 9/12/2006: Original Stars Wars Films on DVD

I know a lot of you are probably scratching your heads thinking something along the lines of "What's the big deal? Those movies are already on DVD." Then there are those of you who are jumping up and down for joy at this momentous announcement.

Lucasfilm has come out and said that the original Star Wars films will be coming to DVD, as reported by USA Today and The Digital Bits. Let me explain this, the best I can, to you who may not know about the history here. Back in 1996, George Lucas brought the original trilogy back to the big screen, but in an altered fashion. These were the so-called Special Editions. Lucas and company went and restored the three films, frame by frame, and then he changed them. He wanted to make the films closer to his original vision. These changes included a complete overhaul of the original groundbreaking special effects, plus the restoration of some, but not all, of the previously deleted scenes. These versions were greeted with welcome arms, they proved to be hits all over again, released over a 3 month span in early 1997.

Shortly after this, rumors began to swirl that these would be the only versions that Lucasfilm would ever release to the home video market. This turned out to be true. The remaining boxsets of the last release were quickly snatched up. Then the story took another turn as George Lucas stated that the original theatrical versions no longer existed. To say there was an uproar across fandom would be an understatement. A more accurate analogy would be the scene in Star Wars where Ben Kenobi shudders and says "I felt a great disturbance in the
Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened" just after the destruction of Alderaan. OK, time to ratchet down the geek mode.

The disappointment continued for years. Then, it was announced that the original trilogy would be released on DVD. The cries and desires for the original theatrical versions became much more vocal. Then world trickled down that these versions were changed even further from the Special Editions of 1996. That turned out to be true, nothing quite as dramatic, but this DVD release, as welcome as it was, became the third iteration of the films to appear.

Now, finally, the original versions, that so many of us fell in love with as children will finally be available again, and the first time on DVD. This is a momentous occasion. First, it proves that Lucas was lying about these versions no longer existing, and second, those of us who desire these films can finally add them to our collections and close this chapter of our lives.

Something that I have always found interesting is all the people who cried foul with regards to the unavailability of the original versions, Star Wars is the only film (well, 3 films) to get such a response. Many films have been altered over the years for their home video release, including Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Star Trek: The Motion Picture. That doesn't even get into the the growing trend of releasing "Director's Cuts," "Extended Cuts," "Unrated Editions" and the like. Sometimes those editions are the only way to get the film at all, or at least get it in its proper widescreen presentation. It was only Star Wars to get the cries of erasing history, destroying childhood memories, and worse.

I never went anywhere near the extremes that many demonstrated, although I did, and do, want those versions. They were the movies I saw as a kid, and I would like to be able to relive those wonderful memories of Luke, Han, Chewie, and Leia fighting the evil Empire and Darth Vader. I also agree with the comments of erasing history.

The original Star Wars was groundbreaking, forever changing the face of film. Lucas essentially ushered in a new era of films and the idea of the blockbuster. Steven Spielberg is credited with starting the summer blockbuster model with Jaws, but it was George Lucas who cemented it. No one had ever created effects like this. I was transported to this place "A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away." The movie, besides changing the face of Hollywood, it also influenced an entire generation of movie fans. To some it inspired a lifelong love affair with the moving image, others were inspired to enter the business with some even working for Lucasfilm or one of its affiliates. Whatever the case may be, the film has made an indelible make on pop culture, on the industry, all the way down to the individual.

This is a very welcome announcement, one that has been a long time coming. I love Star Wars, let me say that again, I love Star Wars. I always will, whatever version is availble to me will be mine. I have the original trilogy on VHS tapes, albeit in full frame (I was young and naive), I have the 1996 Special Editions on widescreen VHS tapes, I have the 2004 DVD box set, widescreen of course, and I have all 3 of the prequels on widescreen DVD. Come this September, I will also have this release.

Now the big question is extras, will there be any and what will they be. Not much is known on this front. What has been announced is that the 3 films will be released individually, no box has been announced, and it will be a limited run, kind of like what Disney does, they will be available until the end of 2006. It is also known that they will be 2 disk sets, and will include the 2004 edition in addition to the much desired originals. It is also known that only audio will be 2.o stereo, there will be no surround mix. There are no plans for an HD DVD or Blu Ray release at this time, so this will only be a standard DVD release.

All that is left is the wait, four months, to be exact. It will be a good day for cinema lovers. It is time to introduce the glory of the original versions to a new generation that may only be familiar with the more recent incarnations.

I will close this with one caveat, next year marks the 30th anniversary of the unleashing of Star Wars. With that, it has to be known that Lucas has to have something special in store to mark the occasion, like perhaps some sort of uber-box that collects all things Star Wars in one place. Time will tell.

In the meantime, be thankful that Han will regain his rightful place as the first, and only shooter.

May 3, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite Dance Off Challenge!

Think you can dance better than Napoleon Dynamite? Maybe? Come on, you know you can do it. Don't be so modest, we all remember how you used to cut it up on the floor when you were five. Now wouldn't you like to relive those glory days? No? How about for prizes?

Fox Home Entertainment has teamed up with vMix, an up and coming viral video site, to have a contest to promote the impending release of Napoleon Dynamite: Like, The Best Special Edition Ever! DVD. The contest involves a danceoff between Napoleon, with his routine from the film, against whatever skills you have. You know, skills, like computer hacking skills, and nunchuck skills, and, of course, dance skills. All you need to do is gather some courage, or whatever you would like to call it, step in front of a camera and make love to the lens. Once you have captured the deed, head over to the contest page and enter your submission.

Prizes for the contest include the Napoleon Dynamite Special Edition DVD, a “Vote for Pedro” t-shirt, a 30 GB video iPod, and a new DVD player. Sweet!

After you do that, go ahead and take a look at the competition. Even if you don't submit, you can watch and vote on the other routines. Don't be shy, be sure to check it out!

Sadly, you won't find anything from yours truly over there, but you may find some votes from me.

The DVD is coming out on May 16th. Below are the specs for the new release:
Format: DVD
Rating (MPAA): PG
Originally Released/Aired: 2004
Run Time: 95 min

DVD Special Features:

- Disk 1:
- Widescreen Feature
- Commentary by Director/Co-Writer Jared Hess, Actor Jon Heder and Producer Jeremy Coon
- Deleted Scenes with commentary by Director/Co-Writer Jared Hess, Actor Jon Heder and Producer Jeremy Coon
- -2nd Locker room scene -- :45
- -Pedro Holy Chip Flashback -- 1:09
- -Extended thrift store scene and La Tienda Lotto ticket -- 3:21
- -Kickball scene with Pedro and Napoleon montage -- 2:43
- Still Gallery (50 stills)

- Disk 2:
- "Peluca" Short Film w/optional commentary by Director/Writer Jared Hess, Actor Jon Heder, and Producer Jeremy Coon
- FEATURETTE: The Wedding of the Century!
- MTV On-Air Promos and outtakes featurette
- MTV On-Air Promos:
- 3 Easy Steps Napoleon 01
- 3 Easy Steps Napoleon 02
- 3 Easy Steps Pedro 01
- 3 Easy Steps Uncle Rico 01
- 3 Easy Steps Deb
- Fishing 02
- Liger vs. Tigon
- Raw interstitial tapes from shoot/outtakes
- The Real Napoleon Dynamite - New Documentary
- Behind the scenes
- Napoleon Sightings:Various ND clips:
- ESPN clip - 2005 Scripps National Spelling Bee Clip
- Clips from TRL
- Clips from MTV Movie Awards
- Opening of SNL with Jon Heder
- Cartoon Network-Napoleon Bonomite
- 2004 Teen Choice Awards-ND & Nicole Richie Play Tetherball
- 2005 Teen Choice Awards-Hissy Fit Award
- New outtakes and deleted scenes
- Sweet Jumps-Nap on the bike outtakes
- Lord of the Dance-freestyle dance of ND filmed during Peluca
- Chugger - alt scenes of chugging sports drink
- Trailer: Boondock Saints

Audio: English: Dolby Digital 5.1 / Spanish: Dolby Surround / Quebecois French: Surround, Language: Dubbed: Spanish / Subtitled: French & Spanish
Close Captioned: Yes

The Trailer Park: Superman Returns

The full trailer has landed online. Let the handicapping begin. The initial teaser that appeared last Fall didn't really offer much to get excited about. Now, the full trailer is here and you can start to officially let your expectations rise and fall.

I have a lot of faith in Bryan Singer. He burst on the scene back in 1995 with the fantastic Usual Suspects. That was followed up with the less stellar, but still very good, Apt Pupil. From there, his attention was turned to the world of comic book adaptations when he was signed to direct X-Men. It was a slightly controversial choice. He had proven himself with characters, but this would be his first foray into action, and with a group of characters that he was unfamiliar with. We all know how that turned out. X-men may not have been an action packed extravaganza, but he did hit all the right notes. There was some action, and a nice balance between the characters, giving us the origin wrapped in a forward moving story. That success led him directly into the sequel, X2. That film gave us more action and an intriguing story, and currently satnds as one of the best comic adaptations yet. Then something happened, while getting ready for the third X film, Singer was lured away from Fox by Warner Brothers with the promise of bringing the big blue boy scout back to the big screen. That left Fox in the lurch, they would go through a few replacements before finding one that would stick, but that's another story.

This is the first big screen outing for the comic icon since 1987's Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, which was, shall we say, less than stellar. To say it has been eagerly anticipated is an understatement. With the proliferation of comic book films over the past few years, it was just a matter of time until Superman was resurrected. This trailer gives us the first taste of what the new film will be, and I think it looks rather promising.

Superman Returns is not a reimagining like Batman Begins, rather, it is a sequel to the Christopher Reeve cycle of films. Exactly how it meshes, I am not sure. I have heard that it is supposed to be directly related to the first 2 films, while ignoring the latter pair. Sounds logical to me, as those last films got progressively worse.

This incarnation stars the virtual unknown Brandon Routh as Superman/Clark Kent, and he is a dead ringer for Reeve, it is a little eerie. The supporting cast includes Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, who is now a mother, Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor, and Frank Langella as Perry White. The cast looks pretty good, although Bosworth looks a tad to the young side. Other actors considered for the roles reads like a who's who of Hollywood!

Anyway, I guess you may like to know what I think of the trailer? I like it. It doesn't promise to be wall to wall action, and that is a double edged sword. I would love this to be non-stop action, bnut if this is to serve as an introduction to a new series of films, it would probably be best to focus on fleshing out the characters and sprinkling in a few big action sequences. That seems to be the take that Singer is taking here.

There are some absolutely gorgeous moments captured here. The crowd staring up into the sky as Superman flies overhead, Superman flying high above the Earth, Lex's bald head, Superman and Lois atop a building, they are all great moments. There is also the scene of bullets bouncing off of Superman's chest, yes a scene from the comics and cartoons dating all the way back to the early days, but it is such an iconic image, it looks great here. There is very little Clark dialog, which may or may not be a bad sign, lack of faith in Routh? Perhaps, they were just holding it back. Spacey looks to be an excellent Luthor, channeling Gene Hackman, with perhaps a touch of Mike Myers?

I have seen some people say the acting seems to be poor, or worse, but I don't see it that way. Much of it doesn't seem all that realistic, per se, but I don't necessarily think this is a bad thing. I do not require absolute realism, especially in a film about an alien with super powers, who disguises himself with a pair of glasses. What I do expect is a film that plays by the rules of the world it has created, and it looks like SInger may have done just that.

So, what are you waiting for? Go take a look at the trailer, then report back here with your thoughts. The trailer is available in the standard QuickTime flavors, but also 480p, 720p, and 1080p high definition. I can't wait to see it on the big screen.

Lastly, a word of warning, you may see some of this material recycled in the eventual Superman Returns review that will come sometime around the release of the film. You've been warned.

May 2, 2006

Box Office Update for 4/28-4/30: RV Tops United 93

Sophomoric family comedy rises to the top. Now, I have not seen RV, but something tells me that I wouldn't think much of it. Far be it for me to go with the mainstream. Any way, the Robin Williams film rose to the top of the heap, proving the seemingly eternal supremacy of the family comedy. Somehow, these films always see, to land on their feet, and this one is no different. Again, I haven't seen it, so it may actually be wonderful.

Coming in at number 2, just as I had predicted, is the first big screen film dealing with 9/11. United 93 proved to not be a blockbuster, as some media outlets would suggest, nor was it shunned by the filmgoers at large, rather it came in somewhere in between. It settled very nicely at the runner up slot. The film was amazing, powerful, and incredibly difficult to watch. I highly recommend it, although recognize that many are not yet ready for it. Be assured, this is not Hollywood exploitation.

Stick It is not only third on the list, it is also the third new release to rank this week. I am as far from the target audience as a guy can be, but for some reason, I still went and viewed the mediocrity. There is not a whole lot to like, although I think the tween girl audience will eat it up. I have no problem with it, it is inoffensive to the very end, making it a non-entity.

The fourth ranking new release is Akeelah and the Bee, coming in eigth. It was received with warm reviews, but failed to register on any large scale. It could gain legs based on word of mouth and those positive reviews. I have not seen it yet, but it looks like a good film.

Among the returning films, Silent Hill. It came in fourth, which is pretty good, I would have thought it would have dropped faster considering the wildly mixed word I have heard since its release last weekend. On another note, The Benchwarmers, of all movies, held on to the biggest portion of its audience from last week, slipping less than 40%.

Four films dropped off the top ten this week: Inside Man (11), Friends with Money (12), Take the Lead (13), and American Dreamz (15). The last one slipping down 6 spaces in only its second week of release.

This Week

Last WeekMy GuessTitleWknd GrossOverallWeek in release
1N1RV$16,414,767$16,414,7671
2N2United 93$11,478,360$11,478,3601
3N4Stick It$10,803,610$10,803,6101
415Silent Hill$9,336,399$34,267,4622
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Scary Movie 4$7,805,568$78,168,7193
63-The Sentinel$7,787,208$25,728,5482
746Ice Age: The Meltdown$7,204,960$177,863,0735
8N7Akeelah and the Bee$6,011,585$6,011,5851
958The Wild$4,799,676$28,510,7533
1069The Benchwarmers$4,385,855$52,768,0494


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DVD Pick of the Week: Delicatessen

The wallets of DVD lovers the world round, can breathe a little easier this week, there is nothing that could be deemed an absolute must have. Although, this week does have a couple of worthy potential buys. The exception to this would definitely be my choice for the honor of "Pick of the Week." This weeks pick is a must for any lover of film, any lover of world cinema, or anyone who enjoyes the occasional weird film.

This week's pick is Delicatessen. The film is a masterstroke of bizarre, a blast of originality, and a great promise of things to come. The film was co-directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro, the duo also made the equally excellent, and equally bizarre, City of Lost Children. Jenuet would then go to have a spotty Hollywood debut with the much maligned Alien: Resurrectin, which I am among the handful of fans., but would then go on to make the masterful Amelie and A Very long Engagement in his native France.

Delicatessen is a delicious black comedy set in a post apocalyptic future. It gets off to a wild start with a man attempting an escape from butcher shop/apartment building by hiding in the trash. The eecape leads the super to advertise for a new handyman. The ad is answered by a quirky former clown, who goes to work with a gusto. To say anymore would be saying too much. Let me just say that meat is at a premium in this future....

This DVD belongs in your collection. It is inventive, original, visually interesting, and even has a sequence that was "borrowed" for a Pepsi commercial some years ago. It has taken long enough for it to get a Region 1 release, so get out there and get it! What are you waiting for?

Also coming out this week:
  • Dinosaurs: The Complete First and Second Seasons. I have fond memories of this series, a funny twist on the sitcom with animatronic/costume dinosaurs. It was actually pretty clever, nice to see it getting released.
  • The Family Stone. This was a very middling holiday comedy. This can be skipped.
  • Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion: Grudge Song. The third in the 701 series. I have only seen the first, but would like to see more!
  • Flight 93. This was an A&E movie that aired a few months ago, released to coincide with the big screen interpretation of those tragic events.
  • Hoodwinked. I liked this a lot. It may not have first rate animation, but the story and characterizations are a blast. It is Little Red Riding Hood by way of Law & Order. This was the runner up for this week's pick.
  • Last Holiday. Haven't seen this yet, but it looks like it could be fun. It is a remake of a film starring Alec Guinness.

Obviously, there are more releases, but these are the highest profile.

What are you getting this week?

May 1, 2006

A TV Viewer's Diary: Prison Break Tops The War a Home

It's been a few weeks since I've done one of these. I apologize to those few of you who actually enjoy reading this. I'm not sure what has kept me back, what I do know is that this column needs some revamping. This leads me to a call for help, if anyone has any thoughts on how I can improve this column, please let me know. I do know I need to try and be a little more selective in what I watch, but sometimes I am helpless in the grip of the cathode ray.

Best of the Week: Prison Break
Worst of the Week: The War at Home

Sunday 4/23.

  • Malcolm in the Middle (Fox 7pm). The final season is moving in death throes. What happened to this series? The early years for so good, it has just become a sad shell of its former glory. This week has Malcolm organizing an anti-prom, a smart girl buying a date with Reese, and Dewey leading his parents on a chase through town. Nothing really connected, it feels like they are just throwing as much stuff at the screen and hoping that something sticks. I will say, and have said, Bryan Cranston as Hal is great, and the only real reason to give this show the time of day. *.5
  • King of the Hill (Fox 7:30). Why do I do this to myself? I really need to be a bit more selective. I've never really been a fan of this series, although I love the supporting animations. This week Hank's boss gets banned from the strip club and goes back to work, where he wants to make everything more "fun." Of course, his ideas don't do much to better the business, it falls to Hank to get Buck back in the strip club and out of the office. Yeah, fun, sure. *.5
  • The Simpsons (Fox 8pm). They have this for a few more seasons? They're making a movie? Help us all. This series lost its funny years ago, and fools like me keep watching. This week features a trio of sea based tales as the clan waits for their food at a seafood restaurant. Nothing funny happens. The tales are the Pilgrims trip on the Mayflower, the Mutiny on the Bounty, and teh Poseidon Adventure. What a waste of time. *.5
  • The War at Home (Fox 8:30). Like I said, why do I do this to myself? I stopped for awhile, I knew I shouldn't have relapsed. I thought maybe it would have gotten better, but that was not the case. This show was as annoying as it ever was. The characters are dumb, the dialogue is dumb. How can stuff like this still be on? Mom and Dad act aloof, try to discipline the kids, the kids rebel, stupidity ensues, show over. *
  • Family Guy (Fox 9pm). Finally, a funny show on Fox Sunday Night. They may fall prey to the random humor, as they were accused of on South Park last week, but I still find the show to be hilarious. Quagmire takes the guys to an adult store, a visit which inspires Peter to write his own erotica. He sells it, with his father in law as publisher, and it inadvertantly causes an accident. This leads to a lawsuit which bankrupts Daddy dearest. Now he must get help from Peter to earn money. The description may not sound all that funny, and it may not have been their best episode, but it is still darn funny. ***
  • American Dad (Fox 9:30). Stan heads off to an old friend's bachelor party, but things do not go as planned, including a stowaway. Roger shows up with Stan, and the two share an "intimate" moment, ala Brokeback Mountain, which forever changes their relationship. It was funny, but I think the Brokeback Dad overtones were a bit too strong. ***

Monday 4/24.

  • WWE: Raw (USA 9pm). Don't want to miss my wrestling! This week furthered the feud between the McMahon's and HBK and his partner "God." HBK is better than this, and Vince is no wrestler. There is some nice T&A with a diva bikini contest, which the best looking lady did not win. The main event pitted Triple H (who is a face now?), John Cena, and Edge against the tag champions, The Spirit Squad, all 5 of them. Overall it was an OK show.
  • Prison Break (Fox 8pm). What an excellent series. I wasn't sure at first, but there are great characters, and plenty of twists and turns to keep it interesting. This week sees the return of Peter Stormare's character, Richie, who was thought to have been killed by T-Bag. The Tweener catches wind of the escape plans and turns the info over to the boss. Lincoln gets spring by his father who knows a lot more about what is going on than anyone else. Michael may have stepped over the line with the doctor. Next week is the escape, but can they make it? I am sure that at least one of them will not make it. I cannot wait until next week! ****
  • 24 (Fox 9pm). And the perfect companion to Prison Break is...... you guessed it, 24. Jack successfully fends off Henderson's men, but fails to retain the voice recording. The president is trying to make sure that Bauer and the recording are dealt with, while being at the mercy of another group of shadowy figures. Aaron gets reassigned in the middle of the night, before he can learn anything. Chloe teams up with Buchanan to try and help Jack. The woman in charge at CTU realizes she may have made a mistake. SoD Heller makes the ultimate sacrifice for his country. This is crazy stuff, I am not sure this is better than last year, but the series is still incredibly strong. ****

Tuesday 4/25.

  • Scrubs (NBC 9pm). Cox and JD are at the middle of a firestorm, three patients are in need of organ transplants. While discussing the plans, they happen across a former suicide victim, who is having problems. Of course they try to ignore her until she ends up as the unwitting organ donor. The comedy leads to tragedy as the patients die, one by one, essentially driving Cox from the hospital, and perhaps from the profession. Meanwhile, there is speculation that The Todd may be gay. Now that leads to some hilarity. ***.5
  • Teachers (NBC 9:30). This series is nothing special, and I would probably not miss it if it were gone. Still, it makes a nice pairing with Scrubs. This week's issue is standardized testing. Some hot shot comes in to lecture on how to teach for it, and if you fail at it, cheat. The ragtag group of teachers decide that they know how to teach better than this. Moderately funny, but nothing special. From the looks of it, 5/2 could be the final episode of the series. **.5
  • House (Fox 9pm). House takes on God. A patient comes in who tests House's patience. This show has been on a roll all season, great characters, great acting, and very good writing. It may seem a tad formulaic at times, but the acting really lifts it to the next level. A teen who speaks to God has a strange ailment, House and his team are stumped, but determined to disprove the God talk. It doesn't help that Wilson's cancer patient sees some improvement after talking to him. But in the end, in his inimitable manner, House comes through and breaks through the layers of BS to the truth. Wonderful show. ***.5

Wednesday 4/26.

  • Alias (ABC 8pm). I will be sad to see this go, I think that the constant schedule juggling has helped accelerate its demise. I will enjoy what is left. This week features the return of Will Tippin and Ana Espinosa. Both feature in a plot to obtain Syd's DNA. Sloane is definitely hiding something, and is sure to figure in the finale. I do have to say that Will fell for a reall y dumb trick, he should have known better. There was also a funny sequence where Jack sends over a couple of agents for babysitting duty, it was hilarious how straitlaced and serious they were. Anyway, we do get the return of the prophecy. Looking forward to how this plays out. ***.5
  • Invasion (ABC 10pm). As moderately interesting as this has been, I haven't found myself all that wrapped up in it. The secret is now out, a good portion of the town is aware of the hybrids. The hybrids are all stocking up, another storm is coming, and this could be something big for the town. So, it looks like they may try to get out of town before the inevitable. I don't have strong feelings on this show, but I somehow feel drawn to it. **.5 Funny note, this was the second show tonight to feature the Doors "Riders on the Storm," Alias had a techno version earlier, while the original is here.
  • Bones (Fox 8 pm). Booth and Bones discover that a bone graft used on his boss's daughter was cancerous, and is killing her. Wanting to help, they do all they can to find a way to get it under the jurisdiction of the FBI. They succeed, finding numerous other victims. This eshow had a lot of heart, and was probably one of the more touching stories they've had this year. This show has been picked for a second season, so we have more to look forward to. ***
  • South Park (10pm). Featuring Al Gore. The former VP comes to South Park on a serious matter, he is there to spread the word about Manbearpig, whom he also wishes to kill. His hunt brings in the boys, who feel sorry for him. This gets them trapped in a cave, where Cartman finds, and eats, what he believesis treasure. Funny stuff. I never would have thought that this series would have lasted this long. ***
  • Mind of Mencia (10:30). Does anyone else think he is as funny as I think he is? This show is just absolutely hilarious! If you aren't watching it, you should. If you are, keep it up. ****

Thursday 4/27.

  • That 70's Show (Fox 8pm). The final season is winding down, and none too soon. While it has been better than last season, it is suffering the loss of two leads, plus that new guy is awful. This week has two episodes centering on Red retiring, and making a nuisance of himself around the house. Well, that and Jackie discovering she likes Fez. I'll be glad when its over. Is anyone else surprised that it has lasted this long? **.5
  • My Name is Earl (NBC 9pm). I think I have slightly cooled in this series over the season, I still get a kick out of it, and think it is one of the better sitcoms going, but the novelty has worn off somewhat. The show is finding its way through characters and attempts at cleverness with the concept. Earl and the gang find a badge that he had stolen in the past, and sets out to return it, which isn't exactly easy to do. ***
  • The Office (NBC 9:30). Dwight is on a rampage, questioning everyone in the office with trick questions after finding a joint in the parking lot. He is relentless in his pursuit of justice. Funny, I know people just like him. Anyway, Michael is trying to downplay, due to his apparent guilt. This show is so reminiescent of offices I have worked in, that's probably why I enjoy it so much. ***.5
  • ER (NBC 10pm). This series does not have the same spark it once had, it is still pretty good, but my desire to watch has been slipping. A number of threads are weaved together, but none of them really take charge. Morris has a new suit, Kerry has a new hip, Abby has an odd Grandmother/daughter pair, and Pratt lands in Africa. Ratings are still good, so it will probably stick around for awhile yet, but it may find its way to my chopping block. **.5
  • Smallville (WB 8pm). The romance heats up between Lana and Lex, while Clark gets more and more upset about it. Plus, there is an assassin in town, who has the ability of making himself invisible, and he turns his sights on Clark, Lana, and Lex, while courting Lois. The show may not be true to the comic origins, but it has really come into its own, forging a new path. Word has it that this may be it's last season, but I wouldn't mind seeing it show up on The CW. ***
  • Supernatural (WB 9pm). Here is a show that I truly surprised me at the beginning of the season, and even more surprised that it has survived the season. I would like to see it come back next season. But I am getting ahead of myself, they still have a couple of episodes left this season. This episode picks up with the story about the Colt. The demon Meg, who has had a few appearances this year, is back and demands the gun. This happens just as the father and sons team has found the demon that killed the boys' mother. Of course, things go bad as Daddy gets caught, and the demon gets away. Next week the action heats up. This show has been surprisingly entertaining, like a lightweight mix of Buffy and X-Files. ***

Friday 4/28.

  • Las Vegas (NBC 9pm). When Ed's away, problems always seem to crop up. This time a high roller comes in wanting to bet a million a hand on blackjack, this makes Sam jumpy and Danny under the gun. Meanwhile, there is a woman soliciting donations while seeing a Saint in a pool waterfall. I find it funny, there is nothing special about this show, but I enjoy the heck out of it. ***
  • Doctor Who (Sci-Fi 9pm). I've never watched much Who, but I have really enjoyed this series. Rose wants to meet her father, who died when she was young. The Doctor takes her back to see him before his death, but what she finds is not what she expected. In addition to what she learns, she makes the mistake of stopping his death, causing a paradox and threatening the rest of humanity. It was a great episode which features more character development for Rose than has been previously seen. I don't look forward to Eccleston leaves the series. ***.5

Saturday 4/29.

  • WWE: Smackdown (UPN 8pm). We got to see the Great Khali back in action, the guy may be slow in the ring, but man is he impressive, the guy is absolutely massive. The highlight of the show was the main even pitting Kurt Angle against Rey Mysterio for the title, that is, until the worthless Mark Henry showed up. That resulted in Kurt angle getting hurt legitimately. ***
  • Justice League: Unlimited (Cartoon Network 10:30). This series is winding down. This episode has a shadowy character trying to get Hawkman and Hawkgirl together by taking Green Lantern out of the picture. I like the series, but this episode didn't really hold my attention that well. **
  • TNA: Impact (Spike 11pm). If you want to see some good wrestling action, watch this show. This week featured an excellent X-Division tag match featuring Team Japan against Team America. There is also a pretty good match between Jay Lethal and the amazing, and undefeated, Samoa Joe. The end of the show had Sting giving Jeff Jarrett a choice of who he will tag with, but Jarrett refused to play. We'll see what happens next week. ***.5

Looking back on these columns that I have done, it is amazing just how much time I spend with the television. It is also a little sad, in a way. I must get this under control and pare down what I watch. I have tried, and failed to manage my viewing, I just get attached to some shows and it is tough to get away. I sometimes secretly hope that show gets cancelled or ends its run, or something that gets it off for a while. Although, I never wish it on my favorites. Perhaps, rather than talking about everything, I should just pick my favorite show of each night? Perhaps I should do it as a daily? Not sure I could write enough for that. I am, however, open for suggestions.

Movie Review: Stick It

Here is a film that points out the clichés of its own characters, while at the same time relishing the fact that it is a cliché. Have we reached the point where pointing out the cliché is, itself, cliché? Even if you haven't handed over your hard earned money for a ticket, you've seen this movie, or at least a number of movies just like it. It seems to be happy toeing the line of mediocrity.

I found Stick It to be such a non-event that it is as if it doesn't even exist. That doesn't leave me with much of a jump off point to write about it, but there it is. It is so inoffensive in execution, that I have to wonder what the real point of it was. Granted, there are a couple of elements that seem to give more life to the film than it deserves, it still remains well within the straight and narrow confines of the teen comedy/drama.

Let us set the stage, and if you have seen the commercials, I am sure you already have a good idea of where it's going. The main character gets in trouble with the law, gets sent to an academy she doesn't want to go to (in this case, gymnastics, but that is adjustable to whatever you feel like), she resents being there, and is in return, resented by the rest of the academy students. She has personality conflicts with everybody, but by the time the climax is reached, a camaraderie has developed, and the kids show the adults what's what.

Haley Graham (Missy Peregrym) is the heroine of the piece. She is a rebel who walked away from the gymnastics world some years before, she now spends her time doing tricks on BMX bikes rather then uneven bars and mats. You can tell she's a rebel because she wears t shirts bearing band names like The Ramones and Black Flag. She has a two fronted attack, led on one end by Joanne (Vanessa Lengies), the prissy team member, who fancies herself the top dog. On the other front, Haley has to deal with the head coach, Burt Vickerman (Jeff Bridges). All of them hit the usual notes. The tough coach, the bitter rival, but by the end, everybody is a friend.

Well, enough with the setup stuff. I know you all want to know what I really thought of the movie. I'd be lying if I said it was a terrible movie, I would also be lying if I said it was a good movie, what it was is moderately entertaining. It doesn't leave that much of an impact, at least with this viewer, who is, admittedly, not in the targeted demographic. There are some good things about it, but not enough to make worthy of a recommendation.

The good things come in the persons of Jeff Bridges and Missy Peregrym. Bridges brings life and depth to the Vickerman character, more than the character really deserves. It is a testament to Bridges ability that he was able to make this character more fully realized, while the script is on the shallow side of things. Then we have Missy Peregrym, a lovely young actress who does a good job at trying to inject Haley with that rebel attitude, but tempered but real experience. She is failed by the script, but she could has a potentially bright future. She has this loose, relaxed demeanor, she seems to actually be having some fun with the character and it shows.

Unfortunately, that is where the good about Stick It ends. It is all downhill from here.

Let's start with something small, the music. For a teen targeted flick, it is pretty much on target, but it would have been nice, even appropriate, to have some music with a little more bite. Considering the bands advertised on Haley's wardrobe, I would have liked to here a sample or two of those bands. This is a minor quibble, but would have been a nice backdrop to Haley's rebellion.

Next complaint, the script. It does a serviceable enough job of taking us from start to finish with no egregious lapses of logic, but it sounds scripted. There are a couple of good one-liners, but they sound like written lines, they do not come across as natural. Of course, there is also the point where Haley points out the cliché of one of Vickerman's speeches, mentioning this cliché amidst the veritable cliché sea is rather funny.

On to the gymnastics performances themselves. These were pieced together in such a haphazard fashion that I did not really care about them or the talent required to pull them off. There was so much editing, and enhancement to render them pointless. An example of this is in the commercials, where you see about 5 girls on the uneven bars simultaneously, add to a downward kaleidoscope view on the mat, and the incessant repetition of the same motion from different angles (much like an explosion in an action film), it all became tiring. Why couldn't we have gotten some of these routines without the extra stuff? I know that some of the cast members are actual gymnasts, and those that weren't, I am sure had doubles. You could have shown us some of the ability they have, let them have a minute or two to do their thing without chopping it to death in the editing room.

Bottomline. OK, time to wrap this thing up. The film is not terrible, I am sure the teenage girl demographic will eat it up. Fortunately it is not too insulting on the intelligence front. But it is not terribly memorable. This would best be served on DVD rather than the big screen.

Mildly Recommended.
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Oh yeah, one more thing before I leave this behind me. Could they have come up with a better title? I get it in the context of the film, but it could also lead to so many jokes.

April 30, 2006

Short Film Reviews: The Work of Jay Holben

Putting my work out there on the web for the potential consumption by anyone that should happen to stumble across it has opened up new doors. It has allowed me to gain access to films that the average person would never see, such is the case here. I received a DVD collecting a number of short subjects from director Jay Holben. Included were 3 short films, 1 very short film, and a couple of commercial spots.

The first place I headed after popping the disk in the drive, was the "Additional Materials" area. This section contains the very short film and three commercials. Let's take a look at these pieces.
  1. Maxim "One Night Stand." This is a 30 second short for Maxim magazine. The spot employs a series of still images, and then animated. As my first taste of Jay, I didn't find this terribly impressive. It is successful at making any guy want to check out the magazine, but not a good way to judge the man's ability. Moving along.
  2. Guinness "High Noon." The story behind this has Jay with some equipment and some free time. He decides to fill that precious time with the production of a commercial. This time it is a 60 second spot for Guinness. It is a clever piece, putting beer bottles into a wild west style shootout. Of course, the Guinness comes out on top, with the final shot showing the bottle with a smoking bottle opener. The look is grainy and worn, like an old film, and it was backed with the classic music from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. This was fun. Probably the best of the three commercials.
  3. Sharpie "Oops." Rounding out the commercials is this 30 second entry for the maker of permanent markers. I didn't find this to be all that outstanding, but that didn't keep the humor of the situation from sinking in. Let's set the stage, your at a bar, waiting for your buddy to come back. A hot woman walks up, whispers in your ear, and proceeds to write her number on your palm. She leaves and your friend returns, handing you a beer. What is the "oops" of the title, you ask? You took the wet beer bottle in the hand with the number, making the number unreadable. Should have used a Sharpie! Again, it was nothing special, but I found the situation humorous, thereby making the commercial effective.
  4. Hunger. This is an interesting piece, it is a horror film that is finished in 60 seconds, including credits. Not enough time to really give a story, but plenty of time to induce the creeps. This was made for, I believe, AMC. There was a series of 1 minute horror shorts to air in between classic horror marathons. This was Jay Holben's submission, and it is pretty darn creepy. A man wakes in the middle of the night, strange noises are emanating from the shadows. He walks out of his room and finds a man cowering there. As he asks him what he's doing there, he says he's hungry as he turns his head to look up. He is not alone either, our good guy is struck from behind, and the two things start to eat him. It ends with a young girl entering the room, "Daddy?" What a way to end, the way the two things look up, and the look of absolute terror on her small face. On the surface, this has a bit of a cheesy feel to it, but the way it ends will send chill sup you spine.

After viewing each of them, I went back to the main menu and watched the meat of the disk, three films ranging from 8 to 20 minutes in length. This is where the real entertainment was to be had.

Descent.
The first short film I viewed also turned out to be my favorite. It has this wonderful build up of tension leading to a twist that I did not see coming at all. The short opens with a young woman witnessing the brutal murder of her friend. That leads to my only problem, and in a feature it would have been a deal breaker, but in the case of a short subject, I am more readily able to overlook it if what comes next has a satisfying payoff. Fortunately, this film has that payoff. What is the problem? Well, somehow, she is able to get away without being detected, presumably she waited until he left, even though her very presence was given away by a ringing cell phone. We then jump ahead six weeks. There is no mention of any sort of investigation or anything, I mean, she saw this guy, didn't she give the police a description? Was there any search for this guy? Again, those questions would better have been answered in a feature length, but here I am able to gloss over, as what comes next is so fantastic.

After the jump forward, we pick up the tale one late workday, our heroine, Andrea, is leaving the office. While making her, ahem, descent in the elevator, her past has come back to haunt her. She comes face to face with her friend's murderer. The tension continues to climb as her fear rises, he doesn't know her, but she knows him. To go into too much more detail would ruin it for all of you who have not yet seen it.

This is an eminently entertaining short. It is to the point, stripping away all of fluff, leaving behind the essence of the matter. What is the most important thing needed in a short thriller? Suspense. Descent really has a sharp focus on what it plans on doing. It is shot well, it has a dynamic feel to it. The acting is also pretty good, nothing spectacular, but more than effective. Jay Holben has delivered a fine short, and the best one on this disk.

Paranoid.
Next up is something decidedly more experimental. It is an 8 minute short subject based on a poem by Stephen King, called Paranoid: A Chant. The film is a narration that exists solely in the mind of our primary character, a woman holed up in a room, trapped inside her own mind. She has imagined this far and wide reaching conspiracy with her at its center.

There is no narrative per se. All we are presented with is the ramblings of this woman. Her paranoia has completely consumed her. She has rows of mailing envelopes, containing notebooks, all ready to be sent out at a moments notice. What is in these notebooks? Who are they for? What does she know? Who is after her? How did this start? No questions are answered, but plenty are raised. We are merely presented with the contents of her mind. Contents which do not make sense to us, but to her it is positively real.

The film is shot in a very active manner, the camera moves around her hotel cell, taken on a tour of what her life has become. There are jump cuts and flashes around as her narration becomes more frenzied. We are shown images of what she believes to be real. Perhaps there is some truth to her rantings, maybe she isn't crazy, maybe we are the crazy ones for not believing her, perhaps we want to believe she is crazy, turn a blind eye to the truth.

I love the look. Paranoid is full of shadows, glowing neon lights, strange men on the streets, and walls covered with notes and photos. There is always something to look at, which makes the whole that much more frustrating. I really wanted to like this, there is so much to like. What really sank it for me was the actress. The contents of her ravings imply someone on the edge of sanity, and I was not convinced that she was there. She seemed to be off, I am not quite sure how to explain it, other than she just didn't seem to be the right fit for this. Still, Jay has delivered an interesting experiment. It just needed that one extra push to get it over.

The Night Before.
The last short on the disk is the longest, and vastly different from the first two. This is a drama about a trio of boys in a hospital, the night before their respective surgeries. There is no horror or thriller aspect to this, it is a stripped down drama concerning the fears they are having and the ways they are dealing with them. Rather than using the time building up tension and atmosphere, the focus is on the characters. Here, Jay shows, more than anything else on this disk, that he is able to get effective performances out of his cast. Not a bad trick, considering his cast is primarily young children, I cannot believe that it is easy to get a child to perform well. It seems that with kids, they are either naturals and get it right off the bat, or they are only good at playing roles, like the ubiquitous creepy kid, rather than playing a real child.

We are put into a hospital room containing a couple of young boys, they are soon joined by a third. The newcomer is spending his first night in a hospital prior to his first surgery. He is nervous, and the two already there do nothing to assuage those fears.

Danny is in, for what he says is a kidney transplant. He has been through more than his share of surgeries, with the scars to prove it. He uses fear and intimidation with his roomies, scaring them about their own surgeries. Like most bullies, he is using this tactic not so much to scare the others, but to hide his own fears.

Night falls, and the kids go to sleep. During the night, things change, and Danny breaks down. He opens up to the new kid, whose ability to listen belies his young age.

The film is touching, something I really wasn't expecting. We may not be given a particularly interesting looking film, but the dialogue, and generally good performances were enough to pick up the slack. The one thing I did not particularly care for was when Danny dropped the f-bomb, I found it to be rather unnecessary and not completely with the character as presented. I have nothing morally against a child saying it, but here it seemed slightly gratuitous.

Wrap up.
Like I mentioned earlier, this hobby certainly has its perks. It is because of this writing that I am able to get to view shorts such as these. It is always interesting to see films, shorts, or otherwise, that I normally would not have access to.

This collection of Jay Holben's work contains some very good stuff. There are interesting shots, compelling stories, and some good performances. He shows that you don't need a lot of time in order to tell an interesting tale.

As for the work I liked the most, I would have to rank Descent at the top, followed by Hunger, if only for the haunting final images. After those two is Paranoid with The Night Before right behind it. Bringing up the rear are the trio of speculation commercials.

It is interesting to note that each piece on the disk is preceded by a page of text outlining the background for each. Pretty interesting to get these little bits of background.

I have to say, overall, I enjoy the work that he has produced, and hope to see more from him in the future. Currently, he is working on his first feature, CamGirls, about girls who spend much of their time in from of internet webcams.

You can get more information on Jay Holben at his website.