June 28, 2008

CD Review: Laaz Rockit - Left for Dead

Metal was a late attraction for me, having been lured in by the hair metal scene in the late 80's followed by a detour into grunge in the early 90's. Sure, I was aware of the usual list of heavy hitters like Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, and Slayer. I even knew of others like Testament, Exodus, King Diamond, and Metal Church. I know, that list is not obscure in the least, but when I first knew about them they were way to the fringe and way to "extreme" for my sensitive young tastes. Fortunately I grew out of that phase. Still, as I expanded my musical plate I never came across Laaz Rockit until I saw a press release announcing their new album. To get a peek, I went over to their MySpace page and checked out a couple of tunes. I liked what I heard, and hear we are.

Laaz Rockit has had an interesting career. They emerged from the Bay Area scene in the early 1980's, traveling the same roads as those acts that were destined to explode onto the national scene. Despite the seemingly positive critical success they never followed in the footsteps of those other acts. I cannot see why they didn't, but for whatever reason they never took off. Still, between 1984 and 1992 they released five studio albums and one live one. They broke up then, only to reunite for a few dates over the past few years, resulting in a live DVD and a renewed desire to make new music. This brings us to Left for Dead and my first real experience with Laaz Rockit.

As soon as I pressed play, I was greeted with an old school thrash sound, not unlike what you would have found in the genre's glory years. Speedy guitars, driving drums, screamed vocals, and some decidedly groovy, fast metal greeted me on the first cut, called "Brain Wash." It is a strong cut that feels modern while still delivering that old school feel. The guitars dig themselves into your head, the solos wail out of the speakers and I finally know what it was like to be a metal fan in the 80's.

Now, I can never claim to know what it was really like to grow up as a true metal head, just like I cannot claim this to be a great album. However, I can say that there is something youthful and timeless about the music on this disk. I can just picture some young 12 or 13 year old wanting to check out some metal music, popping this on and just being floored.

Left for Dead is a solid album from start to finish. These guys show no rust from their decade-plus layoff between releases. Granted, I cannot compare to those old releases, but they play so tight here that I can imagine what those earlier albums must be like. Perhaps I need to go back and do some investigating?

Without going into their back catalog, I can tell you that this is an album that you can put on, listen to from start to finish without becoming bored. The reality is that you will probably find yourself drawn into the catchy songs, rocking to the riffs, and not feel like it is one long song. The songwriting on display is quite good with plenty of variety.

So, when you play Left for Dead the songs you should pay most attention to are: "Delirium Void," "Ghost in the Mirror," "Turmoil," and the downright epic "Desolate Oasis."

Bottomline. Not bad for a band that once said they would not release any more new music. This is a strong collection of metal tunes. There is nothing revolutionary here, but it doesn't have to be. Not everything has to be completely knew, so long as it is competent and good. Laaz Rockit's latest effort is definitely compentent and absolutely is it good. You are not likely to be disappointed.

Recommended.

June 27, 2008

DVD Review: The Mayor of Hell

Over the past few years no other studio has treated their catalog of older films with more respect than Warner Brothers. To that end, they have turned a number of these decades old films into highly desirable box sets. Among those sets are ones based on the stars such as the Gary Cooper Signature Collection and the Errol Flynn Signature Collection; in addition to those, they also released themed sets such as Film Noir. This film is a part of the Gangsters Collection, Vol. 3. It follows the Tough Guys Collection, which has since been renamed to Gangsters Collection, Vol. 2 (why the need for the name change? Your guess is as good as mine).

In 1933, James Cagney's career was definitely on the rise, especially after the success of Smart Money (although primarily an Edward G. Robinson vehicle) and The Public Enemy. With The Mayor of Hell, Cagney plays a pivotal, if more of a supporting role. His presence is likely to add a little star power to a film whose lead character is a teenage boy. I cannot confirm that, but it seems like a possible conclusion. Whatever the real story is, the fact remains that the charismatic James Cagney is fantastic as Patsy Gargan.

The Mayor of Hell is a pre-Code (Hays Code giving guidelines for conduct of what could and could not appear in a motion picture) film, meaning it was allowed to be a little grittier and realistic in tone than it could have been had the Code been in effect. Still, while the film was real in tone, it was still subject to editing/censorship based on where the film was being shown (a fact that historian Greg Mank talks about in the commentary, showing where some cuts were made by various boards around the country).

The movie opens with a gang of Depression-era kids pulling a car-watching scam, showing the consequences of not paying up. However, things take a turn when a shoplifting job results in a group, including leader Jimmy Smith (Frankie Darro looking like a young Joaquin Phoenix), getting caught. Then, in a wonderful courthouse scene, a number of them are sentenced to reform school, where they will spend one year in the hopes of becoming better people. It should be noted that at the time reform school's were a hot button issue. Many kids that went in came out harder and meaner than they went in. This film takes us inside the issue and shows that reform is very necessary. The issue was handled more recently, and less effectively, in Driftwood.

Jimmy Smith is the central character. He is a smart kid who is a victim of circumstance. Coming from a poor family and needing to support himself, he turns to the streets, ignoring his schoolwork, which he had excelled at prior to his turn to the streets. Once arriving at the reform school, he does not want any part of it and does little to hide his contempt for Mr. Thompson (Dudley Diggs), the commissioner of the school.

While Jimmy and his pals acclimate themselves to the school, Patsy arrives and introduces himself to Thompson. Patsy is a racketeer from the big city, who was awarded the post of deputy commissioner in return for his influence. This job was meant to be essentially a free payday for Patsy, he is not expected to do anything there. Of course, that is not the way things are going to go down.

No sooner has Patsy arrived at the school that he meets Jimmy and his gang. This initial encounter awakens something inside him, a spark that is fanned when he sees how Thompson treats the kids. You see, Patsy grew up in the rough part of town and sees a lot of himself in these kids. He becomes determined to help the kids, try to keep them from making the same mistakes that he did.

Patsy teams with Dorothy (Madge Evans), the school's nurse, to use some alternate methods of running the school. The effects are immediately noticeable, particularly with Jimmy, who becomes the title character. Through all of this, Thompson is determined to regain his station as the head honcho and has his sights set on Patsy's criminal activities. All of this leads to an explosive, fiery conclusion that may remind you of Frankenstein (1931).

This movie is very good. The performances are all first rate, with a lot of credit to Cagney and that wonderful presence, he elevates everyone around him to another level. Also, Frankie Darro delivers a strong performance as the kid who has a good heart but has many obstacles to overcome. Not to be left out are all of the other kids, all who give an effecting performance, with Raymond Borzage as the memorable Skinny.

Archie Mayo does a fine job directing the film. It may not have a lot of flair, but it is solid work. Edward Chodorov wrote a strong screenplay, his debut, from the story by Islin Auster (Reform School).

It is interesting to not that this film was remade two times with the Dead End Kids. The movies are Crime School and Hell's Kitchen.

Audio/Video. Warner Brothers has done a fine job of restoring it to as pristine a copy as they could. It looks fantastic, with rich blacks and a strong level of detail. The same can be said for the audio, the mono track is well represented here. There really is no room for complaints here.

Extras.
  • Commentary. There is an interesting track given by film historian Greg Mank. His delivery is a little on the dry side, but he offers all sorts of insight into the making of the film and what the actors went on to do later in their careers (would you believe the man in the Robby the Robot suit and the voice of the Dungeon Master from the 80's Dungeons & Dragons cartoon are both in this film?).
  • Warner Night at the Movies. This is a great feature that is meant to replicate the experience of going to the theater during the year of the film's release, in this case 1933. So, in addition to the film you get a host of shorts totalling 20 minutes:
    • Vintage Newsreel. A news clip about a new law to stop racketeering and kidnapping.
    • Musical Short: The Audition.
    • Classic Cartoon: The Organ Grinder. An old black and white toon that follows the grinder as he plays along the street and the antics committed by his monkey.
    • Trailer: The Kennel Murder Case. A film about a murder that was committed behind closed doors. How did it happen? Who did it? The movie stars William Powell.
  • Bonus Trailers. We get trailers for both films that this story was retold in: Crime School and Hell's Kitchen, as well as the original trailer for The Mayor of Hell. These old trailers are pretty cool, seeing how the film's are promoted, and these, being the same story, how similar some of the sequences between them. Also, you will notice in The Mayor of Hell trailer that even in the early days there were clips in the trailer that did not end up in the final cut of the film.

Bottomline. Excellent movie. This is a highly watchable film filled with strong performances from all involved. This is definitely one you will want to get your hands on and spend some time with.

Recommended.


Hamlet 2 - Stills

Hamlet 2 is coming this summer, and it looks pretty darn funny. Steve Coogan stars as a high school theater teacher who must write an original show to save the program. He comes up with a sequel to the great Shakespeare play, only a little more irreverent in nature. Below are some new stills for the film.

Hamlet 2 Hamlet 2 SC, ES, AP Hamlet 2 Amy Poehler and Newscaster Hamlet 2

New Movies and Box Office Predictions: Wall*E, Wanted

This weekend will be ruled by a single movie. One movie will rise to the top and crush all competition. That movie is the successor to last year's hit Ratatouille and has been quite highly anticipated by me since its first trailer. Perhaps not as much as The Dark Knight, but it is way up there. Outside of that, this week's two wide releases are targeting two very different crowds, the animated film is going after the children and family audience, while its competition squarely goes after the bullet riddled action fan in us all. Which will you see? Perhaps both?

Wall*E. (2008, 97 minutes, G, animated, trailer) A new Pixar film is always something to celebrate, this new release is no different. The first time I saw the trailer, I was absolutely floored. It looked funny, the character was intriguing with its blend of Johnny Five (Short Circuit) and ET, and the animation was stunning. The more I saw, the more I wanted to see more. It is finally here. The movie centers on a robot named Wall*E, he was left behind on Earth, all alone, to clean up. Many years later a ship returns and he hitches a ride on it, adventure and comedy ensure. I admit to not knowing much about the story, but I look forward to finding out first hand. If it is half as good as Ratataouille it will be a classic.

Wanted. (2008, 110 minutes, R, action, trailer) The first trailer I saw for Wanted reminded me of Shoot'em Up, which I loved. Not exactly the same, but this seemed to share a similar over the top aesthetic in its approach to action. James McAvoy stars, alongside Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman, as a worker drone who discovers his father was an assassin and he has the same genes laying dormant. This is based on a graphic novel and is being brought to the big screen by a director with an interesting visual style, Timur Bekmambetov, the Russian director behind Night Watch and Day Watch. I am not expecting greatness, but I do expect this to be an absolute blast.

Also opening this week, but not near me:

  • The Last Mistress

Box Office Predictions
Last week was the first week in a while that did not have a $50 million flick at the top. Still, Get Smart delivered a strong opening of near $40 million to take the weekend. On the other hand Mike Myers latest failed to deliver much of anything in its initial frame. While the overall box office did well, this weekend should deliver another big hit with Pixar's Wall*E. I suspect this will have a strong opening and do well through the upcoming holiday weekend.

Here is how I think the top ten field will play out:

RankTitleBox Office
1Wall*E$68 million
2Wanted$28 million
3Get Smart$21 million
4The Incredible Hulk$12 million
5Kung Fu Panda$11.5 million
6The Love Guru$7 million
7Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull$5 million
8The Happening$4.5 million
9You Don't Mess with the Zohan$4 million
10Sex and the City$3.5 million

June 26, 2008

Drowning Pool - "37 Stitches" (live acoustic)

Drowning Pool recently appeared on Altitude TV where they performed "37 Stitches" live in the studio. I have not heard the album version, but Ryan McCombs has a good voice and this acoustic take is actually pretty cool.


The Spirit - Character Posters

The Spirit will be hitting the screen on Christmas. With all of this time between now and then we can be assured of a slow, but steady stream of promotional materials. We have already gotten a teaser trailer, a poster, and an Eva Mendes character poster. Now we get a Scarlet Johansson character poster. Is nice, right?






"Saga - Ópera Extravagante"

How about something a little bit different? "Saga - Ópera Extravagante" is a Portuguese opera which just opened. You may be wondering my interest in it, wellit happens to feature Fernando Ribiero. Don't know who that is? You should. He is the front man of the the metal act Moonspell, an excellent band you should check out. A two minute promo for the show has been posted for you to check out. If you are wondering who he is, let's just say that his voice will definitely stand out in a crowd. Check it out:


Disaster Movie - Poster

The two more posters and a still are here. Can anyone stop this movie?






June 25, 2008

DVD Review: Student Bodies

Nearly two decades before Scary Movie took horror films into Airplane! and Naked Gun territory, years before Scream changed the direction of horror films (down a path that led to a years of bad horror films, and whose affect is still being felt today), there was another film that took at at the developing cliches of the burgeoning slasher genre. This film was clearly taking aim at the slasher film, which was gaining in popularity following the success of films like Halloween, and Friday the 13th. The movie is none other than Student Bodies, whose DVD boasts: "The world's first comedy horror movie!" Of course, this is not exactly true, as it is pre-dated by the likes of Young Frankenstein and the Abbott and Costello Meet X films, but it is the first to directly spoof the genre.

The movie centers on a killer known as the Breather (portrayed by Richard Belzer, yes, that Richard Belzer; although he is credited here as Richard Brando), so identified by his trademark heavy breathing. This mysterious baddie uses a variety of methods to dispatch his victims, including paperclips and trash bags. All the while, his killing spree accompanied by his increasingly annoying breathing and incessant "witty" one-liners.

The killer chooses his victims based on teens having sex. We all know that if you are a teen and you have sex, you are going to die. Student Bodies guarantees that if you do the dead, you will end up dead because of it.

Our protagonist is Tobi (Karen Riter), a virginal high school student who suspects that there is more going on than meets the eye. She proceeds to investigate the killings, collecting clues and picking out suspects. Since she does not have sex, she is not going to get killed, right? And if you doubt her virtue, her clothes scream "NO SEX," if that isn't enough she has a pin on her bra that says "NO for the last time!" This is comedy, right?

Student Bodies knows its target, with many scenes directly referencing its targets before going into its motions. The scene opens on a house at night, the subtitle says "Halloween," the shot goes black and opens again on the house, but this time it says "Friday the 13th" before going black. The image comes back with a closer shot of the house and the subtitle "Jamie Lee Curtis' Birthday," and it is here that the fun starts. Well, this is where the fun would start if the movie actually was funny.

This movie is just not that funny when taken as a whole. The story just feels tired, there is very little life to it, and the characters are just sleepwalking through their roles. The primary offender is Kristen Riter, whose central hero is just boring. On top of that, The Breather is just annoying, seriously annoying with the unstoppable breathing. By the time the end arrives and all is revealed I did not care, not one bit.

Now, here is the weird thing, for as dull as the story is, for as poor as the acting is, for as annoying as the killer is, I still must say that you should see this movie, if only once. Why? Why would I recommend this seemingly awful movie? The answer is simple; there are a bunch of individual scenes that are just really funny.

Among the funny bits are a running on-screen body count, subtitles pointing out plot points, the rating scene, and some very funny one-liners. "I'd like to kill the kid with the gum." "No, I just said click." "Malvert pee red." Gold, I tell you, there's gold in that there script. The problem is that you have to put on your waders and do some work to get to it.

There is some real comedy genius working here, it is just unfocused. With a couple more passes, this probably could have been tightened into a cult classic rather than the potential cult classic/forgotten film that it has become over the years.

Audio/Video. The tech specs of the disk are adequate. The colors are a little washed out and the audio is a little hollow, but it does have a distinctive "80's" feel. The image is 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen and is free of any defects, and the audio does the job. Frankly, we are probably lucky it is as good as it is.

Extras. The lone extra is a trailer for the film.

Bottomline. Not a great film by any stretch. It isn't even all that memorable, as a whole. I wil guarantee that you will remember some of the bits and lines. You will likely remember them longer than you will the film. Still, this should be seen at least once.

Not Recommended (well, maybe just once).

Vasco Rossi - "Gioca Con Me"

The latest video from Italian pop singer Vasco Rossi features guitars by Slash. I have to say that it is the only redeeming quality of the song, the solo at 2:05 is killer. The only redeeming quality of the video should be obvious once you watch it. The 56 year old is currently on a sold out stadium tour of his native Italy. Frankly, I'm surprised the guy is popular if this song is anything to go by.


Masters of the Universe - Trailer

With a new Masters of the Universe film potentially coming our way (courtesy of producer Joel Silver), I thought it would be fun to take a peek back at what came before. In the 80's there was a live action film starring Dolph Lundgren as He-Man that was really bad, but I still enjoy for some odd reason. The cast also included a pre-Friends Courtney Cox and Frank Langella. Check out the cheeseball trailer:


June 24, 2008

Drudgery - Rust Streamed

Drudgery is a new grindcore act hailing from Ontario, Canada. The band was formed by ex-Exhumed drummer Matt Connell. In anticipation of their debut release on Year of the Sun Records, the band is streaming the entire album on their MySpace page. I have not listened to the entire album yet, but I have liked what I have heard. Lots of energy and aggression. So, head over, check it out, and if you like it, pick it up on July 15.

DVD Pick of the Week: In Bruges

Welcome back! Well, to some of you, anyway. To the rest of you, glad you decided to stop by and I hope that this humble column helps you navigate the stacks of new releases each week. My goal is to point you toward titles of interest and warn you away from those films that seek to do nothing but leech away your time and give you nothing in return.

This week brings an strong selection of films that includes one of the best films of the year, a better than expected rom-com, low budget horror from overseas, a new movie based on a short-lived television series, an excellent family fantasy, a pre-historic epic, and more. I know there are a few here that I am looking forward to checking out, as well as some that I am eager to see for the first time. Read on and see if any strike your fancy.

In Bruges. One of the absolute best films of the year is now on DVD. It only received a limited release earlier this year, so I am sure that many of you have not yet seen it. Do yourself a favor and see it as soon as possible. Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson star as hit men sent to Bruges following a hit gone wrong. This is a movie that has action, comedy, drama, romance, all in a package that makes sense. This is an absolutely wonderful film that needs to be seen as many as possible. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs. Following the success of Bender's Big Score comes the second direct to video movie. Hopefully it will be at least in the same league as the first. However, when it comes right down to it, more Futurama is good Futurama. This is a show that should not have been cancelled in the first place. I am looking forward to checking this out. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

10,000 BC. Here is a movie that, for all intents and purposes, should have been fun. There is no reason why it shouldn't have been fun. All of this begs the question: What went wrong? At what point did this old time epic fly off the rails into the realm of the also-rans? In other words, this movie is not all that good. You would be better off checking out the vastly better Apocalypto. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

The Spiderwick Chronicles. If you are looking for a thrilling ride that the whole family can enjoy, this is going to be for you. It is magical, thrilling, scary, funny, and whatever else you want to feel. It was, honestly, as big a surprise to me as Bridge to Terabithia was last year, movies that target youngsters, but don't treat them like idiots. It is always a joy to discover a film that knows its audience and writes to their strengths. In other words, check this movie out! (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Definitely, Maybe. Much better than I was expecting. It could probably have gone a step or two further, but it is not completely necessary. Strong performances, good characters, and good writing carry this film to a successful conclusion that satisfactorily wraps everything up. Writer/director Adam Brooks does a fine job of creating a compelling tale that avoids the expectations of the genre while still delivering a relatable experience. He has given us a film where there are no "bad guys," but where the inhabitants have their own desires and dreams which will converge and veer away from the others. It is well written and compelling. Definitely worth the time. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Persepolis. Uniquely crafted and involving tale of a time I know little about. This offers some insight into a time of revolution and repression. It also gives us a first hand account of what it was like to grow up in this period. Persepolis could just as easily have been live action, but the animation style, inspired by the graphic novel, is simply stunning. I may have been left a bit flat at the end, but there is no denying the film's appeal. Do yourself a favor and see this movie. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Man of a Thousand Faces. My knowledge of older films is definitely lacking, and this looks like one I would like to see. It is a biopic about Lon Chaney, whose life was cut short just after his first talkie. Chaney is portrayed by James Cagney. Sounds like a winner, no? (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Charlie Bartlett. This movie combines the renegade spirit of Ferris Bueller's Day Off with a little of the aesthetic and psychiatry of Running With Scissors. The end result falls somewhere in between the two; while it does not rise to the level of Ferris Bueller, it is much more watchable and feels more real than Scissors. It features an engaging lead character and takes a look at the effects of prescription drugs and the ignored and alienated youth of the nation. the problem is the film's wild tone shifts hold it back from greatness. It does prove to be much more entertaining than might be expected. It is at times laugh out loud funny, at other times it takes a satirical bent, while other moments are pure drama. It is well worth your time, though; the positives well outweigh the negatives. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Honeydripper. The latest John Sayles film is set in Alabama during the 1950's and concerns a struggling juke joint that plans a blowout with a legendary guitar player in order to save the joint. It has a cast that includes Danny Glover, Charles S. Dutton, Lisa Gay Hamilton, Stacy Keach, and Mary Steenburgen. Looks good to me. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

The Tattooist. Jason Behr stars in this horror film about a tattoo artist who unwittingly unleashes an evil spirit while learning the Samoan style of tatau. Hey, it may be a lesser title, but that sounds like some fun. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Hell's Ground. Hailed as the first splatter film from Pakistan. It follows the tried and true formula of a group of teens getting trapped in the woods with blood-thirsty creatures attacking them. They do have the addition of an ominous figure wearing a bloody burka. Could be interesting to say the least. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust. How can you go wrong with a title like that? I've seen the first one and it was actually kind of fun, so long as you remember it has a budget around twenty bucks. This is a production of Charles Band and the legendary Full Moon Pictures, you know who you are if you like this sort of stuff. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

The Wig. Korean horror film which has a terminal cancer patient returning home to spend her last days in more comfort. To help her blend in, she gets a wig. Guess what? The wig is haunted! I tell you, there is nothing that can't be haunted! (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

The Eye 3. The original Pang brothers film was quite good and definitely creepy. I never did see the sequel after I heard it wasn't that good, although I did see the remake earlier this year, and it wasn't half bad. Until I saw this title in the listing, I had no idea a third had even been made. (BUY, RENT, SKIP)

Box Office Update 6/20-6/22: Get Smart Rises to the Top

Last weekend was the second comic book adaptation to top the box office this year, the first being the big hit Iron Man. There will be at least one more of those this year with The Dark Knight coming next month. This week features a television adaptation in the top spot in Get Smart, the second of that kind to do so this year, Sex and the City took the prize last month.

Get Smart took the top spot in easy fashion, providing Steve Carell with the biggest opening of hjs career. The best part about its taking of the top spot is that it is actually a good movie. It is not great by any stretch, but it is funny, has some nice action, and does not come off as your typical bumbling spoof film, it has a certain level of intelligence behind it. This is definitely worth spending some time with.

There was one other new release to enter nationwide cineplexes, Mike Myers' comedy The Love Guru. It pulled in below expectations and has already been labeled a failure. You know what? I am happy for it. As much as I like Myers and as good as some of his past movies have been, this one is just not funny. I sat there in the theater waiting, hoping for it to get funny, but it never did. Now, this is just anecdotal evidence, but I seemed to be the minority as a large portion of the quite full theater seemed to be having a blast. This fact led me to be surprised at how poorly it fared overall in terms of box office. I suspect that this will sink pretty quickly over the next couple of weeks.

As for the returning films, The Incredible Hulk suffered a steep 60% drop, but managed to hang on to the second place finish. Hopefully this will level off as this is a much better film than that drop would indicate. The same can be said for The Happening, which fell over 65%. This film is better than that, although I can see, and completely understand, the polarizing effect it and its writer/director can be.

On the other hand, a few films managed to have decent holds this week. Chief among these are Iron Man, Kung Fu Panda, and Sex and the City. Each one of these three had drops of 35% or less, which is quite good. All three have also proven to be big hits, however, all but Kung Fu Panda will likely be forced out of the top ten soon.

Next week will see new competition from a family film in Pixar's Wall*E and the over the top actioner Wanted. I must admit to looking forward to both, particularly the Pixar film.

Two movies dropped off the top ten this week: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (11) and What Happens in Vegas (12).

This WeekLast WeekTitleWknd GrossOverallWeek in release
1NGet Smart$38,683,480$38,683,4801
21The Incredible Hulk$22,136,060$97,055,4302
32Kung Fu Panda$21,934,716$155,830,8753
4NThe Love Guru$13,907,130$13,907,1301
53The Happening$10,482,146$50,749,4952
65Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull$8,540,313$290,961,0445
74You Don't Mess with the Zohan$7,453,215$84,308,4183
86Sex and the City$6,532,394$132,452,7694
97Iron Man$4,030,272$304,816,1418
108The Strangers$2,122,410$49,759,7354

Box Office Predictions Recap
Not a terribly good week for me. Yes, I just about nailed the top film on the head and I got a couple of others in general ballpark, but overall I did a pretty poor job in guessing where the money was going to go. Not that I mind, guessing is where the fun is and sometimes I am happy to see some numbers go in different directions. A good example of this is The Love Guru, which came in below my expectations and well deserving at that (it's an awful movie). Another example, although the numbers were close, I am happy for every dollar that Iron Man takes in as it is a fantastic film. Next week should be interesting.

Here is how the field matched up:

ActualPredictionTitleWknd GrossPrediction
11Get Smart$38,683,480$38 million
22The Incredible Hulk$22,136,060$28 million
43The Love Guru$13,907,130$21 million
34Kung Fu Panda$21,934,716$18 million
55

The Happening

$10,482,146$16 million
76You Don't Mess with the Zohan$7,453,215$9 million
67Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull$8,540,313$8.5 million
88Sex and the City$6,532,394$4.5 million
99Iron Man$4,030,272$3.5 million
1010The Strangers$2,122,410$1.5 million

Judas Priest - 'War"

The first video from Nostradamus has been released, and while the song and album are very cool, and very different for Priest, this video is rather lame. It is low grade computer animation and looks quite cheap. Why couldn't they have done something a bit better than this? I would have preferred some sort of performance based video.


Twilight - Widget

This December will see a new vampire flick hit the big screen. Watching the trailer, I cannot help but be reminded of The Lost Boys, however it is that classic vampire film from the 1980's filtered through something like Blood & Chocolate. You know, it has vampires, but has been romanticized and targeted at the teenage girl. Not that there is anything necessarily wrong with that, I just hope that looks are deceiving as the trailer doesn't look all that good. Anyway, they have released a widger with the trailer, clips, and some stills, take a look:


June 23, 2008

Music CD/DVD Review: Fight - Into the Pit

I was never a really big Judas Priest fan, of course you could blame that on my late entry into music fandom. This is a fact that has changed over the past decade, I still cannot be considered anywhere near a big fan, but I am a fan, recognizing their place amongst the top bands that have influenced so many bands of the years (up their with Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden). The album that gave me the first inkling that I could be a Priest fan was 1990's Painkiller, that is a great metal album, period. Two years after that Rob Halford announced that he was leaving the band, wanting to do something else in the music world. That "something else" turned out to be Fight, a band that was distinctly different from Priest, while still living up to the standards that Halford had set during his 19 years with his prior band. This box set collects all three Fight releases, remixed and remastered, along with a DVD featuring one of their early appearances.

The big question for fans is going to be whether or not they really need this set. That is a question that each of you will need to answer for yourself. My answer is yes; you do need it. It is a nicely packaged set, featuring great sounding remastered audio, plus that concert disk. The audio quality is a definite step up from the original CDs. So, if you have those early disks, this is a very nice upgrade. For those of you who don't have any Fight, this is the perfect way to get it all. If you are a metal fan, you owe it to yourself to own these disks, Fight turned out some strong music during their short tenure.

In 1993, just one year removed from his departure from Judas Priest, Fight's debut release, War of Words hit store shelves. It proved to be one of the best metal albums of the year, somewhat overshadowed by the continuing dominance of the grunge scene.

The band's line-up consisted of Halford, Brian Tilse and Russ Parrish on guitars, Jay Jay on bass, and Scott Travis behind the drum kit. The music was heavy, riff driven, and considerably more raw than Priest material. The songs here have a stripped down to the bare essentials feel to them, with an almost punk-like aggression throughout. Halford seems to experiment more with his voice here, expanding his range from his traditional highs all the way down to a death metal like growl. He sounds phenomenal, and those riffs behind him? Wow, the first time I heard the band I fell in love.

I remember the first time I heard Fight, it was MTV's Headbanger's Ball. The band was in the studio performing. They played "Into the Pit," "Nailed to the Gun," and "A Little Crazy." They may have played others, but those are what I remember, and it was so freaking heavy, my young mind was instantly hooked. You know, there is nothing quite like a heavy riff to get the blood flowing, and this album did it.

This remixed and remastered version of War of Words is just what the the fan needs. The music sounds rejuvenated, with new life breathed into it. Among my favorite songs include "Nailed to the Gun," "Kill It," "Vicious," "For All Eternity," and "A Little Crazy." Aw, what the hell, there isn't a stinker on the entire album.

The second disk in the set was originally released in 1994 and bears the title Mutations. It is just what the title implies, rather than a new collection of songs, it is split between live cuts and remixes. I had hoped for more new material following the great War of Words, but this is still a nice release.

The first half has performances of songs "Into the Pit," "Nailed to the Gun," "A Little Crazy" featuring a big crowd sing-along, and the Judas Priest classic "Freewheel Burning." The second half has some decent remixes that adds an industrial edge to the already heavy cuts. Among the most successful remixes are "Kill It (Dutch Death Mix)," "Immortal Sin (Tolerance Mix)," and I like the drawn out groove intro to "A Little Crazy (Straight Jacket Mix)."

This disk also includes a couple of mixes I do not recall hearing before. First is "Culture of Corruption Mix," a remix of "War of Words." I did not really care for this remix, but am not complaining. The second is "Lost Faith Mix," a remix of "Kill It." The instrument part of the mix is all right, but I don't like how the vocals are processed and pushed to the background.

Disk three is the band's second and final album of new material, A Small Deadly Space, released in 1995. When I first heard it, I felt it paled in comparison to War of Words, however, over the years I have to like it a lot more, but it still trails behind that first release when I have a hankering for some Fight.

This album features one line-up change, Russ Parrish left and was replaced by Mark Chaussee. Another big difference is Rob Halford shares song writing duties. On War of Words, Rob wrote everything, this time Fight is more of a band and less of a solo project. This is more of a collaborative effort. The results include song structures that are a bit more complex, yet still retain that sheer heaviness of the first album. There is also more work with different tunings. A Small Deadly Space has a deeper sound as they work with a lot of detunings.

A Small Deadly Space features such strong tunes as "Legacy of Hate," "Mouthpiece," "I Am Alive," and "Human Crate." There is also something to be said for the final ballad "In a World of My Own Making." Quite frankly, when I said of War of Words that there wasn't a stinker in the bunch, the same could also be said here. While I think it is a slightly weaker album, it is hard to find an outright bad song. That says a lot.

I am going to need your help, as whenever I hear it my mind goes blank. The opening of the title track sounds just like some other song, but for the life of me, I cannot place it. When you hear the song, please tell me where I have heard it before.

Disk four is titled Fight - Live in Phoenix. This footage dates back to August of 1993, one month prior to the release of War of Words. This night was the second live performance of Halford and Fight; it was shot with two cameras in the cramped quarters of a small club in Arizona. The video is rough and a little grainy and the audio is raw sounding stereo mix. This combination gives the concert a fantastic intimate feel as the band absolutely rips it up for a set that runs for nearly an hour.

The set list is the War of Words track list, front to back. The entire album played in order to an enthusiastic crowd. The set did conclude with a non-album track, "Light Comes Out of Black," which was originally recorded by Halford and members of Pantera in 1992 for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie, it appeared on the film's soundtrack release.

Fight's performance is very good. They perform with reckless abandon, great aggression, and worked like a well-oiled machine. I can only imagine what it must have been like to have been in the crowd.

This DVD also includes some more Fight footage. There is a 1993 commercial for the War of Words album release, footage from the Amsterdam studio they recorded at, video from the album's release party, and footage of Rob bungee jumping in Australia. Closing out the added material is the video made for "Blowout in the Radio Room," from A Small Deadly Space. This additional footage totals roughly 15-minutes.

Bottomline. You couldn't ask for a better collection of Fight tunes (well, they could have added the K5 demo release that came out last year, but that's okay). Four disks filled with Fight excellence. However you want to slice it, this is first-rate, high quality metal. It stands apart from Judas Priest, and should also be remembered for the classic material that it is. So, what are you waiting for? Go get it!

Highly Recommended.

Burn After Reading - Poster, Trailer, Stills

Not sure if any of you have seen the trailer for this yet, but it looks like it is going to be fun. At least, it looks like the Coen brothers were looking to make something a bit to the lighter side after No Country for Old Men. This film has plenty of big name stars, including George Clooney and Brad Pitt, and guess what? Their heads aren't front and center on the poster. The poster is very nice, has a very retro feel to it that stands out from other recent outings. I also have a few stills to share.

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Offensive Cover Tunes

The UK's Daily Mail published a list of the most offensive cover songs. Topping the list is the Celine Dion/Anastasia duet of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long," followed by Girls Aloud vs Sugarbabes doing "Walk This Way," as originally done by Aerosmith and Run DMC. Just so yo0u know how bad they are, the videos are below.




June 22, 2008

Movie Review: Get Smart

Way back in 1965 a television series appeared on sets all across the nation that spoofed the spy film. Created by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry teamed up to bring the exploits of Agent 86, aka Maxwell Smart (perfectly portrayed by Don Adams), to the small screen. The show was a success and went on for five seasons. In the mid 1990's an attempt to bring the show back, again with Don Adams in the title role, was attempted but only lasted a few episodes before being cancelled. Now we have the big screen version, a film that has had a few fits and starts over the past decade before cameras finally rolled in 2007. Originally, the project was prepping in 1998 with Jim Carrey attached to play the lead. I am thankful that version never came to fruition, as I cannot see anyone but Steve Carell in the lead.

When the first trailers appeared for Get Smart, I must admit that I had hopes for it. Regardless of the story and my lack of experience with the original television series, the casting looked perfect. Right at the top of the casting pyramid is Steve Carell, who looks, sounds, and acts the part. One of the funnier aspects of his performance is how much it resembles his Michael Scott character on The Office. Rather than being a knock on his performance here, I believe it is a bit more eye opening towards the influences on the Scott character. Either way, there is no one better suited to play the bumbling yet confident wannabe spy.

Back to those initial impressions, while I liked the original trailer, subsequent trailers felt weaker all around and did not help foster those hopeful feelings. I began to get the feeling that this was going to turn into another I, Spy, a movie that is an all right watch on cable, but as a theatrical film is considerably less so. I went in hoping, guardedly, for the best.

At it pertains to plot, Get Smart does not have much of one. On one side you have CONTROL, a super secret spy organization that rivals the CIA, on the other side is KAOS, the Russian equivalent. The story involves KAOS chief Siegfried (a cold and calculated Terrance Stamp) and his plot to destroy the Disney Hall in Los Angeles, where the president is taking n a special live performance. This comes after KAOS learns who all of CONTROL's field agents are and take them out. You know, get rid of the competition makes achieving the primary goal all the simpler.

The story seems simple enough, makes you wonder what the appeal of the movie is. The answer is simple, it all goes back to Steve Carell and the central character of Maxwell Smart. You see, Get Smart is not about the plot, the story is secondary to the arc followed by Maxwell. This is a movie that is about a dream, it is about living the dream, of working hard for what you want, even if what you want is not an ideal fit for you. It is something like going to Fantasy Camp, you know those middle-aged men who go to Florida to play baseball with retired stars, have fun, and compete with the players you grew up watching. Maxwell Smart is that guy. He is clearly not cut out for field work, he is not incompetent, but he lacks the real world sensibilities to be successful despite all of his book smarts. There is also a little hero worship, evidenced by his interaction with the agency's star attraction, Agent 23 (Dwayne Johnson).

When we first meet Maxwell he is a top analyst where he translates Russian chatter, writes up long-winded reports and discusses, in great detail his findings. All this while training hard for field work, taking the tests year after year in the hopes of being promoted to field agent. When all of the CONTROL agents are hit, the Chief has no other choice but to promote Smart to the field, where he becomes Agent 86 and is teamed with Agent 99 (Ann Hathaway). She is clearly more experienced than 86 and is not prepared to train on the job. The relationship that develops is interesting, as 86 keeps getting in trouble that requires 99 to aid in his continued well being. Still, despite 86's blunders, he always manages to come out on top, successful in spite of himself.

All through the film, we ride along with Maxwell Smart as he lives his dream. He is in the field, fighting the bad guys and saving the world. It is not that he is bad at the job or does not know what needs to be done; it is this fact that makes him an intriguing character. It could have been very easy to write the character as an incompetent bumbler who cannot do anything right. Fortunately, screenwriters Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember, who previously teamed for Failure to Launch, do not take the easy route and make Smart an interesting character, intelligent but not truly field ready.

Director Peter Segal does a good job of keeping the movie surging forward with a blend of action and witty one-liners. This is James Bond if James Bond was a truly comedic figure. The technology and bad guys are along similar lines and they both feature some good stunts and funny lines, it is just that Get Smart falls to the comedy side. Think of them as the flip sides of a coin. To that end, Segal keeps the movie interesting in its comedy timing and in its use of action.

Beyond the abilities of the writers and director, it comes down to the performances to really sell it. I have already discussed Steve Carell, and he is perfect, but without the quality supporting performances this would not have been as fun as it is. Ann Hathaway gives a lovely, screen grabbing performance, making it appear easier than it is. Dwayne Johnson again proves his considerable screen charisma, action star skills, and excellent comedic timing. Alan Arkin, as the Chief, is strong as well, exuding a chief-like aura while playing it straight. On the other side you have Terrance Stamp, Ken Davitian (Borat), and Dalip Singh (WWE's The Great Khali), all turn in good work as our villains.

Bottomline. This is not a great movie by any stretch, but it is highly entertaining with strong work from all involved. It is neither pure comedy nor pure action, it is a film that balances the two in equal proportion. The end result is a movie that will hold your attention as Maxwell Smart realizes his dream.

Recommended.

Gwar - "Eighth Lock"

Gwar is a cool band, not always a good band, but not a bad one by any stretch. One thing's for sure, their gimmick has served them well for many years. This track comes from Beyond Hell, a surprisingly strong album. I am sure Strapping Young Lad's Devin Townsend sitting in the producer's chair doesn't hurt. Anyway,. check out this video of the costumed mad men.


Movie Review: The Love Guru

I like Mike Myers, I really do, but this is not a good movie. I remember when I first saw the trailer for The Love Guru, my initial reaction was something along the lines of: "What was that? That looks absolutely terrible!" or some variation along those lines. Those thoughts were followed by: "Well, maybe the film will be better, I do like Myers." Now that I have seen the movie, my initial reaction to the trailer appears to be the most appropriate. The Love Guru is a sad film that offers little in the way of genuine comedy. There were a couple of minor chuckles, primarily involving supporting cast members, and one moment of out loud laughter, but that did not occur until the outtake in the credits. It is not a good sign when the trailers are funnier than the feature (they showed Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder).

As the movie opens we learn that the Guru Pitka (Myers) is an American who was raised in India, for some unexplained reason, where he studied under Guru Tugginmypudha (Ben Kingsley), don't worry, there is plenty more name play throughout. During his studies he has to compete with Deepak Chopra (appearing as himself), always coming up second best. This leads to a running gag, Pitka always wanting to be number one.

Anyway, despite his number two status, he operates a successful Ashram in Los Angeles where he greets everyone the same way: hands together, a slight bow, and the words "Marishka Hargitay." All is going well for him until he receives an offer from Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba), the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. You see, their star player, Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco), had a breakup with his wife and that is affecting his all-star play just as the team is making a run for the Stanley Cup. If that isn't enough, Roanoke's wife is now dating rival player Jacques "Le Coque" Grande (Justin Timberlake), so named for his legendary endowment.

Well, Guru Pitka takes the job, seeing it as his ticket to the top. This brings him into conflict with Roanoke, Grande, and the team's diminutive coach Punch Cherkov (Verne Troyer). From this setup, much comedy ensues. Well, much comedy is supposed to ensue. Unfortunately, what is thought to be funny just turns out to be stupid.

In the past I have spoken of that fine line between stupid funny and stupid stupid. The Love Guru does not get anywhere near the stupid funny line. It is not for any lack of trying. As I sat there watching I could see Myers struggling for everything. Perhaps he is just out of practice, after all, this is his first live action film since 2003's The Cat in the Hat (and we all remember how good that was, right? anyone?).

Myers creation of Guru Pitka is not so much a new creation as it a retooling of his Austin Powers character. It is the same old schtick just dressed up in some new colors. Rather than riding the wave of an out of time swinging spy, we get a sexually repressed American peddling new-agey Hindu themes. It just isn't that funny. It does not help that whenever Myers tells a joke he turns and winks to the camera. Ugh. Not funny.

As I sat in the theater, jokes falling dead all around me, I wondered where Austin was, where Wayne was (thanks for the reference to better times), where the poet from So, I Married an Axe Murderer was, better characters all. This is just warmed over refuse that didn't make the cut before.

Justin Timberlake, whose over-the-top antics stole every scene he was in, and from the duo of Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan as a mismatched pair of hocley announcers, delivered all of the genuinely funny moments. Jessica Alba is an attractive, yet insubstantial presence, and Verne Troyer is all right, but the short jokes can only take you so far.

Myers is a talented comedian; just watch some of those older films, or his Saturday Night Live sketches. This movie just meanders all over the place throwing out as many potential laughers as it can, hoping that something will stick. The material is sophomoric, but that isn't the problem, the problem is that it is embarrassing more than it is funny.

Bottomline. I wanted to like this, despite my trailer reactions and my very low expectations, I wanted to like this. Mike, I'm still a fan, just stop working below your talent level. Hopefully the next time we see Mike the movie will be funny.

Not Recommended.

Movie Review: Bigger, Stronger, Faster*

*The Side Effect of Being American.

This was an interesting, if slightly frustrating film. It is a documentary in a style similar to that employed by Michael Moore with Sicko and Morgan Spurlock with Super Size Me. It is fast paced, filled with all sorts of facts, funny, interesting, and overall an entertaining movie. Now, if you are not aware of this film, you should be. It concerns the effects of steroids, the facts, the myths, and the drive to be the best at what you do. No, it is not a uniquely American effect, but there is this drive to be the best that is instilled in the young at a very early age.

The documentary has come to my area for a limited one week run, so I wanted to make sure I went out to see it. The man behind the film, Chris Bell, has ties to the area, so this has to be somewhat special for him and his family. You see, I saw it in Poughkeepsie, NY, and Chris is from Poughkeepsie. He also spent time at Dutchess Community College at the same time I was there. We were both in the Communications program, but unfortunately, I do not actually recall knowing him or not. Still, it is always great to see a local boy (or girl) make good.

Chris Bell has crafted an informative film that shares something else in common with Moore's films. This is not a criticism; I just get the impression that certain things were left out. It is not that he is "lying," just that in order to support his thinking and his point of view some things may be left out or glossed over. So, it should go without saying that the subject, if you choose to, be investigated in a more thorough manner, do not accept anything blindly.

The most interesting aspect of Bigger, Stronger, Faster* is the way it seems like Chris Bell is doing soul-searching, using the film as a way to explore his feelings on the matter. It is a matter that has taken on some very personal meaning to him and he needs a way to attempt to sort his feelings.

Okay, let's back up a little bit. The film tells us, via first person narration, that Chris was a pale pudgy kid from Poughkeepsie who idolized the likes of Hulk Hogan, Sly Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. He has one older and one younger brother, and the three of them got into bodybuilding, with Chris fast becoming one of the strongest men in New York State. These three young men learned early on that the drive to compete was very strong and the only way that they would be able to compete with the big boys was to dive into the world of steroids. Both of Chris' brothers turned to this method of enhancement.

Chris Bell's approach takes a look at what steroids do, who has used them, reasons for using them, and the hazy world of "facts" surrounding their use and the side effects. What bothers me most about the film is that when the end rolls around, it still feels like Chris is still searching, he has not yet made a firm stance ast o where he stands. He seems to be straddling the line after proving, more or less, that steroids are not nearly as bad as they are said to be, while also pointing out the underlying win at all costs mentality.

Perhaps I was wanting too much. Perhaps I am being a little too critical. Sometimes, when I see a documentary, I want the filmmaker to either take no sides and provide compelling arguments for both sides, or take a specific stance and stick to it. In the case of Bigger, Stronger, Faster* there is no specific stance, although an easy argument could be made that it is pro-steroids. Another possibility is that I did not want to accept that this is a pro-steroids film. Going in I automatically assumed it would be anti-steroids, but I guess that plays into the demonization that the drugs have suffered over the years.

Bottomline. This is definitely a good film. There are some great interviews and it does not play along with the media's anti-steroids bias as it explores the issue of their use, as well as the underlying "win at all costs" mentality. This is a movie worth spending time with, regardless of which side of the issue you are on.

Recommended.

Bangkok Dangerous - Clip

Bangkok Dangerous is a new action film starring Nicolas Cage and is a pseudo-remake of a 1999 Thai film from directing duo Danny and Oxide Pang, who are also directing the Cage version. This is a clip from the film which I find a bit promising, it shows a little violence and blood that I was not expecting. Hopefully, the film will deliver.