April 19, 2008

DVD Review: Gigantour 2

Back in 2005, Dave Mustaine set out to put together a package tour for the true metalhead. A tour that catered to fans of guitar driven heavy music, much like what Megadeth has been delivering since the early 1980's. The end result was a tour that included bands like Dream Theater, Fear Factory, Nevermore, Symphony X, and The Dillinger Escape Plan. It was a phenomenal tour that I was able to witness live and in person. In 2006, Mustaine put together a second edition, however, the line-up did not seem quite as potent and I Did not get the chance to witness the live show. All is not lost as a DVD highlighting all of the included bands is coming to store shelves everywhere, and will surely be the ideal way to catch up with what you missed or relive what you saw live nearly two years ago.

Now, when I said the line-up did not seem as potent, please do not interpret that as meaning I did not think it was a good one. There just happened to be a lot of bands on that initial go around that I love, whereas the 2006 version was not as enticing. Still, there were plenty of good bands here. This DVD features all of the bands on the US version of the tour (2006 also featured an Australian version of the package).

The DVD kicks off with The Smashup. I have to say that they seemed like an unlikely inclusion for a metal tour. Their sound would seem to be more at home on Warped Tour or Taste of Chaos. Be that as it may, they were here, and are represented by one of their better cuts, "Effigy." I remember listening to their debut album (Being & Becoming) and quite liking it. The energy on the disk translates well to the live show; however, while their musical performance here is quite strong, their stage presence seemed a little lacking. I am sure that had I been there my reaction would be different with a full set. They are definitely an odd fit, but the music is good, and the exposure to a different crowd cannot hurt.

Next up is Sanctity with "Beneath the Machine." I cannot say that I have ever heard of them before, but after their one song here, I am interested in hearing more. This is first rate American metal. It is heavy, driving, catchy, and just makes you want to bang your head (one of the goals of Gigantour). These guys don't have a lot of movement on the stage, but there is an undeniable intensity to their presence. Hopefully the exposure gained on this tour will get them some momentum. I am just sad that two years following the tour I am just now hearing of them.

Into Eternity comes in third with "Severe Emotional Distress." This Canadian metalcore act is making waves in the States, recently releasing their second full length album with Killswitch Engage's Adam D at the helm. This is an intense band that really put it all out there, and the performance here captures the musical intensity that they possess. It is fast, melodic, in your face, and just flat out rocks. There is no denying their ability as it is put on display here.

Now comes the second stage headliner, bringing some credibility to all of the youngsters that have come before. Thrash legends Overkill were on hand to show what it was like from back in the early days. These guys are not kids anymore, but don't hold that against them, they still know how to throw down and not back down. I may not be their biggest fan, but they are as heavy and relevant as ever. They are represented by two songs here, "Necroshine" and "Rotten to the Core." You really can't pick two better songs than that, both are rocking songs that are sure to get the pit churning with metal-driven fury.

Moving to the main stage, we start with Arch Enemy. This is a band that I have only recently been introduced to, but am quite impressed by the little bitI have heard. This brief two song sample is also quite enticing, their live presence is dynamic, their performance is strong, and impressive overall. Their sampling here begins with "We Will Rise" from Anthems of Rebellion, and is one of many songs that I have never heard before, I like it. We close out with "Nemesis" from the album I was introduced to them with, Doomsday Machine (I know it is not the most liked, but I like it). It kicks off after an awkward transition from the prior cut, not the band's fault. I think I like this song better, if for nothing else than I was already familiar with it.

Next is Opeth, a band that is more and more impressive the more and more I hear from them (which at this point is precious little). They have one song on the DVD but it is a good one. It comes from the classic Blackwater Park and is called "The Leper Affinity." Opeth is not a thrash band, but fit in with Mustaine's desire to bring a variety of metal to the masses. If there is one word to describe Opeth's music, it would have to be epic. They cover so much ground and never become repetitious. It is heavy, atmospheric, technical, and all in between. Their style sticks out like a sore thumb in between the more metal style of the other main stage acts, but that is not a bad thing, it just allows their uniqueness to stand out.

The final opening act is Lamb of God, one of the more prominent members of the New Wave of American Metal (or whatever you want to call it). These guys are heavy, raw, and talented. Their two songs here exude intensity. Their is nothing subtle about them as they rip through "Vile" and "Now You've Got Something to Die For." This is another band, much like Arch Enemy, that I like but have not listened to a lot of. When Lamb of God takes the stage, it would be best if you stepped back before getting hurt, as they are sure to stir up a little bit of the violence. One thing I noticed on the DVD during their set, they are being censored. Randy Blythe's banter is laced with F-bombs which are curiously silent. Considering the audience for this DVD, that is very lame.

Now, the legendary Megadeth takes their place on the stage and closes out this DVD compilation with three songs of pure Megadeth goodness. First up is one of their best cuts from deep in their catalog, "Take No Prisoners." That song is pure 'deth and the performance is enough to get the adrenaline flowing in your veins. The nect song moves into more recent memory, The System Has Failed's "The Scorpion." I have to admit that I was not expecting this song, it does not seem to be an obvious choice for a compilation. Never mind, it is a strong song and one that is a little different from the majority of the Megadeth library. The DVD comes to an end with a cut from their most recent album, an album that proves their continued relevance and abilities. The song is "Washington is Next" from United Abominations. This cut gets right to the point, featuring a focused and angry Mustaine who is pulling no punches. It is a powerful way to end the disk. As for their performance? It is excellent, although I would have liked a couple of more songs. Mustaine has a unique stage presence and charisma that does not involve much motion, an interesting experience.

Audio/Video. The disk I received is a promo copy and may not be indicative of the final production disk, but the tech specs are quite good. The video is anamorphic widescreen, and the quality is quite good. The video is clear and free of any digital issues, it may not be up to par with a Hollywood blockbuster release, but for a concert disk, it is just fine. The audio mix is a strong 2.0 and does a fine job of delivering the live music experience, with a mix that allows all of the bands to shine through.

Bottomline. If you like metal, are curious about the tour, or attended one of the shows, this disk is for you. It is well shot and well recorded and proved the lineup to be considerably stronger than I initially expected. Still, the release is not perfect. I would have loved some more concert footage, or bonus interviews/behind the scenes material. All that is here are the performances.

Recommended.


Track Listing:
01. THE SMASHUP - Effigy
02. SANCTITY - Beneath the Machine
03. INTO ETERNITY - Severe Emotional Distress
04. OVERKILL - Necroshine
05. OVERKILL - Rotten to the Core
06. ARCH ENEMY - We Will Rise
07. ARCH ENEMY - Nemesis
08. OPETH - The Leper Affinity
09. LAMB OF GOD - Vigil
10. LAMB OF GOD - Now You've Got Something to Die For
11. MEGADETH - Take No Prisoners
12. MEGADETH - The Scorpion
13. MEGADETH - Washington is Next

CD Review: Gigantour 2

The year was 2005; Megadeth mastermind Dave Mustaine got an idea. Inspired by the old school cartoon Gigantor, the old school thrasher got the idea to put together a reasonably priced package tour of guitar driven metal and deliver it unto the open, welcoming arms of the masses. The tour gathered a number of the top names in metal and proved to be a success. What do you do in the wake of success? Why create a sequel, of course!

Mustaine followed up that initial success with a new package of bands in 2006. Now, nearly two years later, we can experience that tour in our homes with this CD, featuring fourteen tracks of rocking goodness. Now, I do not feel this line-up matches the excellence of that first go around, but there is absolutely no denying the quality that it contains.

There is also a DVD of the tour coming out as well, and lest you think one is a copy of the other, there are some differences. It is true that there are a number of the same cuts, the CD switches up six of them and adds one extra. So, the completist is going to need to pick up both releases in order to have it all.

The CD begins with "Rachel's Day" by The Smashup, and the first of the songs that does not appear on the DVD. This is one of the better songs from their debut LP, and it is a strong rocking song, although it is not quite metal. This screamo/post-hardcore act is an odd choice to have included on this tour, but they more than hold their own. They bring a touch of the Taste of Chaos scene to the predominantly metal style of most other Gigantour acts.

Sanctity follows with "Zeppo." Between the cut on the DVD and this track, Sanctity has become a revelation. There is something very attractive about their sound. It is straight up heavy metal with a bit of a southern tinge and a touch of Lemmy in the vocals. These guys are destined for great things. Heavy riffs, speedy solos, growled and clean vocals, all elements adding up to a strong new voice on the American metal scene.

Canadians Into Eternity are beginning to make waves with their brand of metalcore. There are touches of death metal to sound, and it is rather electrifying. Just listen to "Timeless Winter" and try to ignore the passion and the intensity of their music. They are hard to ignore, they just grab a hold of your head and stare you into submission.

Old school thrashers Overkill headlined the second stage. Here is a band that has been steadily releasing albums ever since the emergence back in the mid 1980's. They have been on quite a roll over the past couple of years, with a new album, constant touring, and a new concert DVD of their own. Their slot on Gigantour certainly did not hurt their roll. Their two songs here are pure thrash from the old style, yet still sounding perfectly at home alongside the youngsters that opened up before them. This is a band that should be seen live, these tracks are proof of their ability to throw down anytime, anywhere.

The main stage starts with Arch Enemy, a female fronted death metal act represented by a pair of songs. I am relatively new to them, but that will not stop me from being impressed by their sheer heaviness and ability flat out tear it up on stage. The songs here are the same two as on the DVD, and the sound great. The aggression nearly bleeds through the speakers as their sound an scarcely be contained.

Slowing things down, if only momentarily, is Opeth with "Window Pane," which is different from what appears on the DVD. This band is flat out amazing, and I seriously need to dig into their music some more. This song is beautiful in its mellow flow and the technical skills on display. It does not quite fit in with the rest of the bands, and may not have been the best choice for this compilation, in terms of continuity, but it really is a fantastic song. You cannot deny its beauty.

Lamb of God rounds out the opening acts, and are represented by three songs on the CD, up one from the DVD. The middle song, "Red Neck," is added on this disk, in between "Vigil" and "Now You've Got Something to Die For." These guys truly rip it up. There are definite technical skills, but that is not what they are about. Lamb of God is about getting in your face and stirring up some adrenaline. Their performance is spot on and guaranteed to get some head banging started wherever you happen to be.

Megadeth rounds out the CD with a trio of cuts, beginning with one from their 1990 album Rust in Peace called "Take No Prisoners." This is a great old school track from one of the greatest metal albums ever unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. The performance is pure old school thrash; it feels fresh and nowhere near being eighteen years old! That is followed up with "The Scorpion" from the 2004 release The System Has Failed. This song is not quite as thrashy and plays up other elements of Megadeth's sound. It is a strong song and its performance is excellent. The final song is from their latest release, United Abominations, and features Dave Mustaine in full political mode. The song goes by the name "Washington is Next" and is a flat out strong song. Megadeth is a band that has always been on the scene, but the past few years have seen them come back stronger than ever, and that is no better evidenced than through their live performance, perfectly captured here.

Bottomline. Stronger than it appears, the 2006 version of Gigantour offered up a number of gems and brought a good variety of metal to the masses. This CD gives a good taste of what went down with a selection of the respective bands better cuts. Combine this with the DVD and you have a nce package commemorating the tour.

Recommended.


Track Listing (*not on DVD):
01. THE SMASH UP - Rachel's Day*
02. SANCTITY - Zeppo*
03. INTO ETERNITY - Timeless Winter*
04. OVERKILL - Thanks for Nothing*
05. OVERKILL - Long Time Dying*
06. ARCH ENEMY - Nemesis
07. ARCH ENEMY - We Will Rise
08. OPETH - Window Pane*
09. LAMB OF GOD - Vigil
10. LAMB OF GOD - Red Neck*
11. LAMB OF GOD - Something To Die For
12. MEGADETH - Take No Prisoners
13. MEGADETH - The Scorpion
14. MEGADETH - Washington Is Next

April 18, 2008

Blindness - Poster, Trailer

I first saw this trailer a week or so ago on the big screen. I have to say that after my "What is this?" reaction, I am really looking forward to this. It looks creepy, eerie, and just really good. It tells the story of an infection that has no symptoms other than the infected going blind. It seems to affect near everybody and there is no cure. Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Gael Garcia Bernal, Sandra Oh, and Danny Glover. Fernando Meirelles directs, following up the excellent The Constant Gardener. It is a tale adapted by Don McKellar from a novel by Jose Saramago. I like how the poster is set up to look like an eye chart.




New Movies and Box Office Predictions: 88 Minutes, Expelled, The Forbidden Kingdom, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Last week brought a rather weak new crop of films, the best being Street Kings (which was merely mediocre) and the worst being the abysmal Prom Night. Looking at what this weekend has to offer and there is no doubt there is considerably more of interest here. Whether you are looking for laughs, thrills, or fantasy, this week offers up something to quench your thirst. I know I have high hopes for a couple of these offerings. So, if you are looking for something to see, hopefully I can help.

88 Minutes. (2008, 108 minutes, R, thriller, trailer) What if you received a phone call and were informed that you had but eighty-eight minutes to live? That is the question asked of Al Pacino in this film. Pacino plays a psychologist who has helped but many accused killers behind bars. It appears that one of those he helped put away is setting him up, put him on the other side of the tough questions. I cannot say this looks good, but it does look like it could be fun. Neil McDonough plays a man imprisoned due to what could be faulty testimony, and his performances are generally quite good. Jon Avnet directs the film, this is his first big screen outing since 1997's Red Corner, and he is working from a screenplay by Gary Scott Thompson, whose most recent work has been as the creator of the recently canceled Las Vegas.

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed. (2008, 90 minutes, PG, documentary, trailer) This release came out of nowhere. I had not heard of it prior to seeing it pop up on the theater schedule the other day. Anyway, it does appear to be an intriguing release. Ben Stein stars as he goes out and looks into the stonewalling of educators and scientists who believe Intelligent Design. I am hoping to get a chance to check this one out.

The Forbidden Kingdom. (2008, 113 minutes, PG-13, action, trailer) Here is a movie I have been looking forward to for a long time. The pairing of Jet Li and Jackie Chan is a martial arts lovers dream, or at least it should be. They are the two premiere martial artists of the generation, and they aren't getting any younger. I only hope that they get a lengthy match up in the film. The second trailer that came out looked absolutely amazing, while the first did not grab me as much. The difference? The first focused on Michael Angarano's character, and it did not look all that good. I only hope the present day content is limited. The story has Jason (Michael Angarano) finding a mystical fighting stick that transports him back in time where he teams with a band of rebels to free the Monkey King. Rob Minkoff (The Haunted Mansion) directs, which scares me a little, from a screenplay from John Fusco (Hidalgo), who is a practitioner of Shaolin Kung Fu and has written a draft for the Seven Samurai remake.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall. (2008, 112 minutes, R, comedy, trailer) The latest comedy from the Apatow producing machine received strong positive word following its showing at SXSW. I can only hope it lives up to the hype, as I am looking forward to it. Jason Segel stars as Peter, who is dumped by Kristen Bell and heads off to Hawaii to get over her, only to find she is there with her new beau (Russell Brand). Joining this trio are Mila Kunis, Jonah Hill, and Bill Hader. Frankly, I think this looks like it is going to be a lot of fun, and it is a close second to The Forbidden Kingdom in my interest. Star Jason Segel also wrote the screenplay, which is being directed by Nicholas Stoller, a screenwriter (Fun with Dick and Jane) making his directorial debut.

Also opening this week, but not near me:
  • Anamorph
  • The Life Before Her Eyes
  • Pathology
  • Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?

Box Office Predictions
Last week the teen horror flick Prom Night easily won the weekend. I suspect that as bad word spreads about the film, it will have a pretty big drop, allowing three of this week's new releases to jump ahead. I would love to say more will beat it out, but I think there are still plenty of young film goers looking for the vicarious thrill that the movie purports to provide. Anyway, climbing to the top will be the R-rated comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It may bear an R rating, but it will still draw strongly. That will be followed by the highly anticipated by me martial arts action of The Forbidden Kingdom.

Here is how I think the top ten field will play out:

RankTitleBox Office
1Forgetting Sarah Marshall$21 million
2The Forbidden Kingdom$18 million
388 Minutes$11 million
4Prom Night$9 million
5Street Kings$7.5 million
621$6.5 million
7Nim's Island$5.5 million
8Horton Hears a Who!$3.5 million
9Leatherheads$3 million
10Smart People$2 million


April 17, 2008

Anamorph - Poster, Trailer

Not sure what I think about this one yet. The trailer looks pretty cool, but at the same time it looks like just another serial killer story. The use of the music from Saw is not all that awe inspiring, it just seems lazy. And yes I know it is just temp music, many trailers use music from other films, I just don't care for it here. Willem Dafoe stars as a detective who becomes obsessed with catching the killer, while also becoming a target himself. The cast also includes Scott Speedman, Peter Stormare, and Clea Duvall. Henry Miller directs from a script he co-wrote with Tom Phelan.




CD Review: Across Five Aprils - Life Underwater

Across Five Aprils hails from Chattanooga, Tennessee, an unlikely home for a post-hardcore band. Well, at least I think so. They formed in September of 2001 and have been forging their own direction ever since. The band released a pair of albums on Indianola Records (A Tragedy in Progress in 2003, and Collapse in 2006). They have since signed a deal with Victory Records with Life Underwater being their debut on the larger stage. Based on their sound and successful tours with the likes of Underoath, Norma Jean, and Atreyu, they seem poised to make a splash on the national stage. Whether or not that happens remains to be seen. If I had my way they would likely head back home for some overhauling before returning as, perhaps, Across Six (or Seven) Aprils. Get it? Man, I can be funny.

It has been awhile since I have come across an album that was quite so divisive. I'm not talking about fans of the band, or even the genre, I am just talking about me. For some reason, listening to Life Underwater made me angry. Yes, you read that right, I felt the ire rising from deep within me, bubbling to the surface and threatening to overflow onto the stove of my keyboard.

Yes, that sounds like just a little bit over reactionary, I do not disagree. I am at a loss as to completely explain why it had such a reaction on me, as I have heard worse albums. As a matter of fact I have heard much, much worse, but it just happened to be Across Five Aprils that became the target of my physical reaction. I admit that it is completely unnecessary and unwarranted. Some involuntary reaction deep within my being kicked in and threatened to overrun the logic that usually resides within my mind. Fortunately, I was able to keep control as I wrote this review.

The main source of my problems can be boiled down to two words, Brandon Mullins. Now, it is nothing personal, I am quite sure he is cool dude who would be more than happy to sit down and talk about the band's music, their direction, and the scene in general. My problem is that I do not like his voice. Simple as that. I think his voice is terribly whiny and flat out annoying. I feel that his style does not fit the music that it accompanies. I hear his voice and every fiber in my being just wants to turn the music off. The sound grates on my nerves and goes a long way to overshadowing the rest of what they have to offer.

Now here comes the weird part, and I mean weird. I think you should check out this album. If you are into post-hardcore style bands, this is close to a must have. It really is that good.

I am sure you are wondering just what I may be smoking. Allow me to assure you that I am completely sober at the time of this typing.

While Brandon Mullins and his voice annoy me to no end, the rest of the band is phenomenal. The darkly melodic and rather heavy sounds that they create are something to behold. That is the reason this is a must have, or at least listen. The band is strong. The music sounds fresh, not recycled. There is genuine heaviness to the riffs, at times bordering on a gloomy dirge.

Yes, there are some definite punk influences on their sound, but there are equal parts darkness to match. There is an evil lurking in their sound, just waiting to be fully unleashed upon the unsuspecting listener. Zak Towe and Adam Nordmeyer combine to give some of the heaviest, darkest sounds not to come from a doom or gloom metal act. It was actually quite surprising to discover just how far they go with the sound. Add to that the low end from Josh Dycus and drums from Steve Wooteon and you have a formidable lineup.

My suggestion to the band is part ways with Mullins, find yourself a singer more entrenched in metal or metalcore, and re-record these songs. You don't even need to write new music, at least not yet, what is presented here is simply fantastic.

Please, do not take this the wrong way. I have absolutely nothing against Brandon Mullins, other than his voice just gets under my skin and claws at my nerves.

Bottomline. Do yourself a favor, give this a spin. Musically, you will not be disappointed. More likely, you will be shocked and amazed by what you find. The music is that good. It is dark, heavy, melodic, and just a great listen. Just try to tune out the vocals.

Recommended (with reservations)
Music:

Vocals:


Track Listing:
1 The Darkest of Roads
2 Faith Shaped Pills
3 Life Underwater
4 This Means Not Welcome
5 I Am the Polar Bear
6 Dreamers Disease
7 In Photographs
8 Snape Kills Dumbledore
9 Naivety Scene
10 Pray for Rain
11 My Sins Stacked to Heaven

Speed Racer: The Next Generation - The Beginning - Trailer

Speed Racer made an impression many years ago, his legend lives on and is ramping up to make an impact on the live action scene with a new movie starring Emile Hirsch in the iconic role. As big a splash as that film is expected to have, it is not the only place where Speed will have an impact. There is a new animated film arriving on DVD on May 5,2008, coinciding with the release of said live action film. Speed Racer: The Next Generation - The Beginning tells the story of Speed's orphaned son and his efforts to uncover clues regarding his father's disappearance. The film will also launch a series that is set to air on Nicktoons. Here is the trailer for the 90 minute feature:


April 16, 2008

G.I. Joe - Still

It was just a few weeks ago that the first still of Snake Eyes was released, now we have another one to share. This time around it is the Joes top female, Scarlett. In the film she will be portrayed by Rachel Nichols, who gave the bes performance whilst wearing a white dress in P2. She will also be seen in the next Star Trek film, slated for a May '09 release. Anyway, onto the picture. It looks good, Nichols looks the part here, but as cool as the outfit looks, it is a little too similar to Snake Eyes. It is appearing that everyone will be in nearly matching black outfits. Still, she looks great. Check out JoBlo.com for a bigger version.


DVD Review: Automaton Transfusion

Low budget horror movies are a dime a dozen. Seriously. Every time you turn around another one is popping out of the woodwork, each claiming to be the next big thing. However, more often than not, they just turn out to be another low budget exercise destined for budget bins around the world and quickly forgotten. In recent weeks I have reviewed a pair of low budget horror films, each one brought something of worth to the table and are well worth spending some time with. That being the case, it was bound to happen, a low budget horror film that does not have a lot to offer, and was actually a little hard to watch. For those playing at home, the two recent ones worth watching are Die and Let Live and The Blood Shed, and the one that offers little is the subject of this review, Automaton Transfusion.

Now, when you watch a low budget film the question will invariably arise, should this be rated on the same scale as your typical Hollywood film scale? Should things be given a free pass because it is a low budget film? Does that fact somehow entitle it to some good will? This is not an easy thing to answer. It is quite complicated, but what it all boils down to is fairly simple, the movie has to be entertaining and make some effort to stand out from the crowd. I will always give films at this level a lot of credit based on the simple fact they exist. Making a film is not an easy thing to do at any level.

With that said, Automaton Transfusion does build to a frenetic conclusion that should make viewers, me included, rather happy. However, there is nothing particularly special about the build up. There was nothing we haven't seen before, and better. Granted, there was fun to be had, but given a choice for my zombie action, I would likely seek other choices.

Before going any further, let's lay out a bit about the movie.

The film opens in the morgue. Seems as good a place as any to kick off a zombie flick. As the teenage assistant cleans up after the final body of the day is placed in storage, a strange noise is heard. Further investigation reveals a zombie, which in turn leads to our first kill. The scene shifts to the local high school with your typical conglomeration of teens doing teen things. Then a teacher is rushed out after being bitten by a student. Normal everyday stuff.

After school, a few of the kids head off to catch a concert. On their way they notice that there are no other cars on the road. The strange happenings continue until they reach town to find the streets just as empty as the highway. Then more strange noises and a stampede of the undead bear down upon our heroes. From this moment forward it is a fight for survival. There number grows and shrinks as the zombie horde thins the herd, and they meet up with survivors from a nearby party.

Now, there is not much else to say until the finale when the film abruptly stops as the words: "To Be Continued" appear on the screen. That's it? You're kidding, right?

Now, back to my thoughts on the film.

The look just really got under my skin. I know, it has nothing to do with the content, but the low budget roots are really showing. The transfer is non-anamorphic, meaning those of you with widescreen displays will either need to zoom in or deal with a window-boxed image. In either case you will have nowhere near the resolution of an anamorphic transfer. As for the picture itself, everything is soft, and there is zero sharpness. It just looks absolutely terrible, and I am at a loss as to why it should look like this.

Now, the story, about three quarters of the way through we are given some exposition. The problem is that it feels like too little, too late. They waited too long to give this information and we are only given a bit of it. We don't get the whole thing as they are holding some back for the sequels. Yes, that is plural.

Why, oh why, did they have to make this the first of a proposed trilogy? As much as I like continuing stories, not everything needs to be a sequel. This is especially true for a low budget film such as this. It is my opinion that when you are working at this level you should focus on one film and one story at a time. Make the movie, a complete movie, and see how you do. Sure, you can leave it open for a sequel, but please have some resolution to something. This did not have it and did not earn the "to be continued" ending.

The acting is mediocre, the script silly, and the action is nothing special. It does do the gore well. There is plenty of blood and the effects are well done. There is nothing like effective use of practical effects. It is just too bad that everything surrounding the blood left me a little flat.

Still, I am willing to give these guys some praise. They made a movie, well the beginning of one at least, and they should be commended for what they were able to do with little money and lot of time, effort, and desire. Better luck next time.

Audio/Video. I already spoke on this, but let me repeat that the video is awful. The audio isn't much better. I found myself turning on the subtitles to ensure I heard the dialogue. Not only that, some of the dubbing was not done too well and doesn't synch with the onscreen action.

Extras. There are plenty of extras accompanying the feature.
  • Commentary. There is a full length track on the feature featuring writer/director Steven C. Miller and producers William Clevinger and Mark Thalman. The track is pretty good. They discuss the 9 day shoot and how much work they put into it. These guys are nothing if not dedicated.
  • Deleted Scenes with Optional Director's Commentary. Plenty of extra zombie action in a big montage, plus a bunch of other sequences that did not make the cut or didn't quite fit. (~5 minutes)
  • Suffer or Sacrifice, short film by Steven C. Miller. A short made for the 48 Hour Film Festival, meaning it was mafe in a mere 48 hours. Not a bad little film for such a short shoot. (5 minutes)
  • Music Video: "Can You Hear Me Now?" by Blinded Black. This screamo track appears early on in the film. The video is of the performance variety and is noting terribly special. (3.5 minutes)
  • Music Video: "Aresnaholic" by Dancefloor Tragedy. Annoying screamo song (3.5 minutes)
  • Trials anmd Tribulations - The Making of Automaton Transfusion. A look behind the scenes of the film.They discuss their goals and then went for the throat. It is a good look at what they went through on the set. (26 minutes)
  • Trailer.

Bottomline. I give them credit for what they have done here, but it is only worth watching if you are a die hard zombie fan.

Not Recommended.

The Incredible Hulk - Poster, Trailer

Back in 2003, director Ang Lee brought the Hulk to the big screen. I liked the movie, save for the odd ending. It was a well made science fiction film that was poorly marketed as an action film. It has not fared well in the fan's eyes, and now Marvel is looking to rectify that with The Incredible Hulk. It is not a sequel or a remake, it is just a different film about the Hulk character. I like what I have seen so far and hope that it does pay off. The trailer has been out for awhile, and we get a good look at the Hulk, this time played by Edward Norton, and his opposition, The Abomination, played by Tim Roth. The poster has a nice feel to it, evoking memories of Bill Bixby's televised take on Banner. Also among the cast are Liv Tyler and William Hurt. Robert Downey Jr. is also listed, playing Tony Stark, this will be a cool tie-in with Iron Man if it happens. Louis Leterrier (Transporter 1 + 2, Unleasehed) is at the helm.




DVD Review: Inside

This film is being brought to American audiences courtesy of Dimension Extreme, the horror specialty label arm of The Weinstein Company and distributed the Genuis Products. Is it me, or does it seem like each film (DVD or theatrical) has more and more studio tags added to them? Anyway, with regards to the copany tag, I have been burned by films being labeled "extreme" and other such terms that have been appropriated by marketing committees all around Hollywood. So, I had little reason to believe that Inside would be truly "extreme" enough to genuinely deserve the label emblazoned above the logo. As a test, I gave the film to my father for a preview run; see how he reacted. Now, he is a horror fan, not quite to the level that I am, but he enjoys a good gore fest and was left unfazed by Cannibal Holocaust (a film that haunted me for weeks). This could prove to be an interesting test.

Off my father went, pulled out his laptop, slapped on his headphones and pressed play. As he watched, I left the room, undoubtedly working on another review (not sure which one). Occasionally I would step out of my cave to try and gauge how the viewing was going. On more than one occasion I would catch him grimacing with a chuckle, as if shocked by what he saw. Once the viewing was over, I asked him how it was, his reaction told me everything I needed to know. With a small gasp, nod of the head, and half smile he said it was rough. I asked him if it was good, he could not answer that, but I already knew the answer, it had to be yes. Yes, it is a good movie, he is glad he saw it, but thought it would be worth my time to view it before putting his final stamp on it. How could I refuse? I mean, I already planned on watching it, but my father's reactions made me look forward to it even more. Perhaps it will live up to the "Dimension Extreme" label, unlike, say, Buried Alive.

Inside opens like no other film I have ever seen, but to get to that, you have to see the cover depicting a pregnant belly, with a barely visible unborn child, while a pair of scissors hover dangerously above, not to mention the blood splatter. Now, the first scene of the film takes place inside the womb, a still forming child is front and center. You hear muffled voices followed by screeching tires, a crash, and the child slams against the womb wall with an obviously pained expression. I have to say it is quite the opening, daring and unique. As we cut to the outside, a brutal car accident is revealed, with our central character, a pregnant woman named Sarah (Alysson Paradis), bloodied and injured, in a badly damaged car.

Following the credits we catch back up with Sarah four months later, Christmas is approaching, a holiday shared with her due date. Sarah is a shell of a person. After losing her husband (boyfriend? It is not made clear) she has lost that zest for life, not that she wants to die, but she is clearly not happy. Anyway, she is going about her final plans for going to the hospital for the delivery before settling in for an evening alone. This is where it all begins to go sideways.

A woman shows up on Sarah's doorstep asking for help, claiming that her car broke down. Sarah doesn't buy it for a moment, but then the woman reveals she knows a lot about her. What follows is an escalating level of violence, insanity and blood. This is not going to be a good night for Sarah, as this woman reveals she is after the baby and will let nothing stand in her way.

Doesn't sound all that extreme, does it? Don't be fooled, this is no holds barred fight to the death. There is a mounting tension and insane bloodshed that will get inside your head and put you on the edge of your seat. The unnamed assailant never stops, revealing her unparalleled insanity, heaven help anyone who gets between her and Sarah.

Are there films that are more violent, disturbing, and gory? Sure. However, this low-budget debut from writer/directors Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury is highly effective and demonstrates what true horror vision is like.

Yes, the story is simple, but this is not truly about the story, there is no need for twists. Inside is all about the atmosphere. This movie grabs you by the throat and does not let go until the final iconic moment that is sure to stick in your mind long after you have pressed the stop button.

This is a brutal affair; it is genuinely disturbing and is completely focused on telling a tale of terror that gets under your skin. There is something about the central character that immediately draws you in. It is something int he vulnerability of a pregnant woman. She is alone and damaged by the loss of her loved one, and here she is being set upon by a woman that is pure evil.

It is not an unrealistic film, sure some of it may be a stretch, and some of the characters may do stupid things from time to time, but it feels genuine, it feels real. That is what truly matters, tone and feel. Oh yes, the blood matters too, there is nothing like some well done arterial spray.

Beyond the blood and the vulnerable lead character, this movie is beautifully shot. There are some nicely designed shots with extraordinary use of shadows and angles. It may be a low budget film, but everyone involved did a wonderful job to make it look right.

Not to be left out, the acting is first rate. Alysson Paradis plays the terror perfectly; there is no way that you will not feel for her in this situation. On the flip side, you will absolutely despise Beatrice Dalle, her psychotic woman is a terrifying screen villain.

What else can I say? This is not for the faint of heart, this is not those looking to have a "good" time. This is a disturbing movie that will stay with you. If you are a fan of horror and like being disturbed, do yourself a favor, pick up a copy of Inside. You will not be disappointed.

Audio/Video. The soundtrack is presented in both the original French and an English dub; both are 5.1 surround mixes. The original language is the only way to go, but the dub isn't half bad. The quality is first rate. The video is anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen and looks very good, not at the level of a big budget Hollywood film, yet it still provides a good level of detail and there are no signs of defects.

Extras. The main extra is a fifty minute making-of featurette that contains interviews with all of the major players and includes footage from the shoot and plenty of information regarding its development. There is also the original theatrical trailer.

Bottomline. This caught me by surprise. Following my father's reaction I had some hope, and boy did it deliver. The buckets of blood, the shocking violence, and the manner in which it was able to affect me; it is unlike any American horror film I have seen in some time. Inside definitely earns its "extreme" label.

Highly Recommended.

April 15, 2008

The Tracey Fragments - Poster, Trailer

This movie looks like it could be fascinating. At least I hope it is should I get the chance to see it. It stars Ellen Page as the Tracey of the title, a teenager on the back of a city bus looking for her brother. The movie traces the events that led her to that point. I read that the film uses split screens to tell story, which I guess is similar to what is seen in the trailer. Could be very interesting indeed.




DVD Pick of the Week: Juno

Welcome back! Well, to some of you, anyway. To the rest of you, glad you decided to stop by and I hope that this humble column helps you navigate the stacks of new releases each week. My goal is to point you toward titles of interest and warn you away from those films that seek to do nothing but leech away your time and give you nothing in return.

This week brings with it a selection that includes good titles, bad titles, classic titles, and everything in between. Rest assured that there will be something that you will want added to your queue; whether it be Oscar winners or those that are as far from Oscar material as you can get, there will be something. However, when it comes to the top spot, there really was only one choice.

Juno. This was my number three film of 2007. It is a fantastic film filled with great performances and bolstered by a great screenplay. It is the story of whip smart teen Juno who becomes pregnant, and decides to give the child up for adoption. It is a wonderful story of forced maturity, big decisions, and dealing with consequences. It also happens to be very funny, and while it may not be completely realistic, it certainly feels real. It is that feeling that above all else pushes this up the must watch list.

Lars and the Real Girl. Ryan Gosling goes from the courtroom in Fracture to a garage apartment here. This is a very sweet-natured film that focuses on a young man who is extremely introverted and is having a hard time dealing with issues of relationships following the death of his parents. To help himself, he buys a love doll whom he introduces to everyone as his living girlfriend. The town, surprisingly buys in and plays along, allowing Lars to work through these issues at his own pace. It is a wonderfully acted sweet piece of movie making that is sure to put a smile on your face.

Before the Devil Knows Your Dead. Very good, if overrated thriller about a pair of brothers who stage a crime that is supposed to help them get out of debt. However, everything goes sideways and the events lead the brothers on a downward spiral that cannot end well. It features good performances from its leads: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ethan Hawke, Albert Finney, and Marisa Tomei. Definitely worth seeing, but not necessarily buying.

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. An improvement on the original, but that does not really say much. For a cinematic pairing with so much potential, no one seems to know how to do it right. This film picks up after the original with the predator ship crashing back to Earth, unleashing an Alien/Predator hybrid that wreaks havoc on a small town. A Predator shows up to clean up the mess as the town becomes a war zone.

Lawrence of Arabia: Collector's Edition. Here is one of those classic films that I have not seen that I need to see. This edition features new extras and a newly remastered transfer. I have the Superbit version from a few years back that I need to make some time for. I am going to assume that if you are a fan you will wan to get your hands on this.

Inside. Bloody French horror film that I have a copy in my hot little hands just waiting to be watched. I have a feeling that this story of a tormented pregnant woman is going to be a winner! How can you go wrong?

The Bridge on the River Kwai: Collector's Edition. Another new edition of a classic film, this one I have seen, but it has been a long time and my memory of details is completely failing me. Like the Lawrence of Arabia release, I am sure this is going to be well worth the time to spend on it.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. Another Uwe Boll classic, how can it be bad? The guy is clearly a genius, I mean he says so himself! If you don't know who Boll is, he is almost as deluded a filmmaker as Ed Wood was, but with an attitude. This film, err, movie is based on the Dungeon Siege novels and is not a very good film, even by Sci-Fi Channel standards. I am surprised this did not go straight there.

Woody Woodpecker and Friends Classic Cartoon Collection, Vol. 2. With all of the great Warner and Disney collections out there, Universal does not want to get left behind. This second volume focuses on the Woody of the 1950's. The first set was very nice, and I am hearing good things about this one as well.

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With. I want to see this, it looks like a very sweet, good-hearted story. It is the story of an overweight man who lives at home and has not had a date in a long time. One night, he leaves an Overeater's Anonymous meeting and has a chance meeting with a woman (Sarah Silverman) who takes an interest in him. He then meets another woman played by Bonnie Hunt. It is a story of hope. Well, at least I hope it is, perhaps this is really a horror movie about a cannibal looking for the perfect woman to go with his cheese.

The Last Hour. French/Hong Kong co-production with a troubled history arrives on DVD to little fanfare, especially considering it is not the original cut, rather losing 10 minutes of footage and sounding like th audio was cobbled together from other movies, ala the Woody Allen flick What's New Pussycat?

The Minus Man. I saw this a long time ago and loved the slowly paced tale of a friendly serial killer. It also features an eclectic cast (for a killer movie) with Owen Wilson in the title role accompanied by Janeane Garafolo, Mercedes Ruehl, and Sheryl Crow. This is definitely one to check out.

Aural Amphetamine: Metallica and the Dawn of Thrash. Not exactly a visually stimulating experience, but this documentary on the origins of thrash metal and the impact that Metallica had is really very informative, has lots of easy to understand information and interview footage with some of the notable acts of the era.

April 14, 2008

Box Office Update 4/11-4/13: Prom Night Victimizes the Box Office

This weekend saw a remake climb to the top of the charts. Prom Night proved that there is continued life in the remake market and that Hollywood will not stop turning them out anytime soon. As for the film's artistic merits? Is it possible to be negative? This movie was terrible, from its conception to its execution, it fails on all counts. Hopefully, poor word of mouth will spread and this will die a quick death, at least until the inevitable unrated DVD comes out. I suggest that you do yourself a favor, if you haven't seen this, don't bother. Instead of this surefire regrettable movie, go check out the vastly superior The Ruins.

Besides the abomination that is Prom Night, two other films that reached screens across the nation clawed their way into the top ten. First up, and landing a distant second, is the Keanu Reeves cop-thriller Street Kings. This is a film that fully embraces its R rating and made sure that it couldn't get cut down to PG-13. Reeves stars as a corrupt LAPD vice detective whose eyes are opened to the corruption around him as he investigates the murder of a former partner. It is definitely entertaining, but it is way over plotted and underwritten.

The third film came in way down at number seven, which is probably all that it deserves. The film is Smart People, and it wants to come off a lot smarter than it actually is. Its central character is a self absorbed, pompous ass played by Dennis Quaid, who does a fine job leading the cast through the paces. Unfortunately, the script and lackluster direction doesn't really deliver the goods.

The rest of the films did pretty well. But, as is the case every week, one film has to get the short end of the stick and this week's winner is The Ruins, falling 58% from last week. It's too bad, the film is actually very good, is actually scary and has a nice dose of gore. So, we watch this flounder while a film like Prom Night tops the weekend. Oh well, better luck next time.

At the other end of the scale, 21 continues to roll. This one is doing surprisingly well. It dropped just 32%, and while it was not the strongest hold, I do not believe anyone could have predicted the solid business it would do when it opened.

Next weekend will see new competition from a trio of films, all of which I am interested in. Here they are, listed in order of my interest: the Jackie Chan/Jet Li team-up The Forbidden Kingdom, the Apatow camp production Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and the Al Pacino thriller 88 Minutes.

Three movies dropped off the top ten this week: Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (11), 10,000 BC (12), and Shutter (14).

This WeekLast WeekTitleWknd GrossOverallWeek in release
1NProm Night$20,804,941$20,804,9411
2NStreet Kings$12,469,631$12,469,6311
3121$10,470,173$61,738,4203
42Nim's Island$9,111,667$25,391,5662
53Leatherheads$6,276,665$21,976,5802
64Horton Hears a Who!$5,920,566$139,548,9205
7NSmart People$4,092,465$4,092,4651
85The Ruins$3,385,395$13,548,8712
96Superhero Movie$3,216,247$21,304,1643
108Drillbit Taylor$2,044,988$28,436,0294

Box Office Predictions Recap
Put it in the books! Somehow, someway, I was able to successfully pick all ten box office positions. Somebody must like me to have allowed me to get them all right. On top of that, my box office grosses were not all that far off either, with the majority of them coming in under $1 million away. This won't last, as I likely just got lucky this week, next week I will be back to my usual self.

Here is how the field matched up:

ActualPredictionTitleWknd GrossPrediction
11Prom Night$20,804,941$19 million
22Street Kings$12,469,631$11.5 million
3321$10,470,173$9 million
44Nim's Island$9,111,667$7 million
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Leatherheads

$6,276,665$6.5 million
66Horton Hears a Who!$5,920,566$5.5 million
77Smart People$4,092,465$5 million
88The Ruins$3,385,395$4 million
99Superhero Movie$3,216,247$2.5 million
1010Drillbit Taylor$2,044,988$2 million

DVD Review: Last Hour

Wow. If you want to see a bad movie, this will fit the bill. No, I am not talking about a so bad it's good" movie, I mean straight up claw out your eyes bad, that is if you can retain consciousness long enough to make it to the end. I swear it took me three attempts to get through this thing to the end. This is a movie that is beyond bad. If this was an independent movie with an amateur cast, I think I'd be willing to be a little easier on it, but this cast has enough recognizable names to counter that potentiality. Last Hour almost seems to have been made stream of consciousness style, with the "director" calling action and then letting the actors take the scene wherever they want, there's no need for a script. Perhaps this was meant to be the movie version of Whose Line is it, Anyway?

I cannot honestly say that I was expecting anything good from this, but I was, at the very least, hoping for something mildly fun. Here is the blurb that initially attracted me to it:

How would you react if three years after the death of your father, you
receive a letter signed by him inviting you to visit an abandoned house in the
middle of nowhere in China? Curious in nature, you decide to set off on this
adventure. Here's the snag, when you arrive in front of the house (which looks
more like a bunker), you realize that there are other visitors summoned as well.
Four guys show up with the same letter you have! All five characters, Monk,
Casino, Black Jack, Shang and Poker have something in common. All carry guns,
have dangerous reputations and are wanted by the police. Unexpectedly the door
to the house is opened by a mysterious woman and shortly after entering they
notice that they are all locked inside. The house is surrounded by police and
they can not escape the psychotic killer that wants to wipe them out. After
shocking plot twists and with a growing suspicion of each other, they come to
realize that they have only one hour to live!

Now, doesn't that sound like a fun set-up for a goofy movie? Sure it does! A bunch of card carrying, gun-toting psychopaths locked in a house with another killer while the police buzz around outside, how can that not be fun? It reminds me a bit of Albert Pyun's Mean Guns, which featured Christopher Lambert and Ice-T in an abandoned prison filled with weapons and other bad guys to go around and shoot, blended with John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13, with the forces outside that could come in at any moment. There is even a touch of Cube with the participants wondering who the others are and at least temporarily working together to find ut what is going on. Unfortunately, the execution of Last Hour doesn't come anywhere near those other films (and Mean Guns wasn't very good).

The movie opens with a series of clips introducing us to the major players in their natural element, playing cards, stealing jewels, and other criminal activities. Intercut with this are scenes of an older man about to testify about something is murdered, and David Carradine teams with Penelope Cruz's sister to set something up, although we never really know what.

All of the criminal players receive letters telling them to go to a bunker-like home in the middle of nowhere China. As they arrive they pull guns on each other and say things like: "Who the f--k's this fool?" A woman opens the door and they go inside, soon to be locked in.

Following the introductions the group start looking around the house, only to discover mementos they had received from their respective fathers. Then the weirdness kicks up a notch, the police mysteriously arrive outside and people inside start to die.

The rest of the plot is a moot point as there really isn't much to speak of. There are plenty of references to the letters, but nothing that is worth piecing together. We never learn of the connections between the police detective and out felons. There are a couple of flashbacks, but nothing that tells us of anything. And the killer? Well, he is like a ghost until he faces off in a kung-fu battle to the death with our resident Chinese felon. What is he doing in the house? No one knows.

When it comes to the performances, they are all equally atrocious. Michael Madsen plays Monk while wearing a hilarious mullet wig, while DMX shouts every other line. David Carradine is sleepwalking through the role, and why is Paul Sorvino here?

The movie, a French/Hong Kong co-production, was written and directed by Pascal Caubet, who also co-stars as Poker. It is his first outing and in my opinion, he needs to go back to the drawing board before he decides to make another one. When it comes to writing a story, please let it make sense and be sure to include all of the clues and details that the audience will need to put the puzzle together. This is something of a cinematic mad-lib where you need to make up the story as you go along to force the pieces into place. As for his directing? Well, it would help to include a sense of direction and not cut away to random shots with funky angles, and be sure to keep the outtakes as outtakes. I swear, there are a few scenes that look like actor goofs that somehow made it into the final cut.

I am willing to offer a little slack as it has come to my attention that this product is not Caubet's final cut, that cut ran ten minutes longer. Perhaps that is where all of the plot's connective tissue is. Still, I doubt there is enough there to make this a good movie. That also does not call into account the absolutely terrible dialogue dubbing. Listening to the soundtrack is akin to watching a bad kung-fu movie from the 1970's, nothing lines up, mouths move with no sound, nothing is synched, scenes cut in mid-sentence, and other amateurish anomalies. This doesn't even touch the change in film quality between cuts.

Audio/Video. The audio has both 2.0 and 5.1 tracks, believe me when I tell you that it matters not which one you listen to, they are both equally terrible. The widescreen video is of varying quality between cuts, more likely due to the source than the transfer. The transfer itself is not terribly sharp and in the shadows there is very little detail to be had.

Extras. None. There are a couple of trailers upon startup, but nothing else.

Bottomline. In short, this is not a movie that is worth your time unless you have some time to kill and like to punish yourself. There is no way to possibly defend this movie. I am sure someone will find something to like here and there, but if you like this movie, you have obviously not seen many movies or are blinded by your fandom for someone in the movie, or just want to try and stick up for it. There is no way around it, this is a bad movie. Period.

Not Recommended.

Zombie Strippers - Stills, Trailer

Honestly, what more do you need from a movie when it has zombies and strippers? Even better, you know this right from the title. Some chemical gets out of a lab and turns the local strippers into flesh eating zombies. The film stars Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson, a horror icon and a porn icon. It would appear that this will be a classic. Any idea if this will actually hit the big screen?

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April 13, 2008

Movie Review: Smart People

I wasn't sure what to expect when I sat down to watch Smart People. Based on the trailers I was hoping for a smartly written tale of characters who are intelligent, but still have a lot to learn. Yes, that sounds good, but is not entirely accurate, I think I was more interested in seeing Ellen Page in her first outing since her Oscar-nominated turn in Juno. Considering my hopes for the film, I am sad to report that I am quite disappointed in the film's aftermath. It is an indie character study that never really takes off, seemingly more content to move in fits and spurts. I am reminded of Noah Baumbach (The Squid and the Whale), however this is more of an attempt at style mimicry than taking inspiration.

Dennis Quaid stars as Lawrence Wetherhold, an English professor at Carnegie Mellon University. The character is seriously flawed in that while he is definitely book smart, but he is also self-centered, elitist, and not terribly good at interacting with others (his self-centered pomposity keeps getting in the way). He is a widower who shares his home with his over-achieving, Alex P. Keaton by way of Juno MacGuff daughter Vanessa (Ellen Page). His son, James (Ashton Holmes), is attending Carnegie Mellon and stops in occasionally. Then there is Lawrence's adopted brother, Chuck (Thomas Haden Church), a guy who makes a living on a variety of scams and always shows up when he is low on cash, and this is one of those times.

With Lawrence as the central character, we need to have that triggering event that brings them together and sets Lawrence on his quest towards being a more lovable, nice character. That event comes in the form of our despicable curmudgeon hopping a fence to retrieve his briefcase from his impounded car, falling on his head, and suffering a seizure. This means that he will not be able to drive, legally, for six months. It's a good thing that Chuck is around to become is chauffeur! Anyway, since he cannot drive, he is forced to spend more time with those whom he would rather not or takes for granted.

His legal inability to drive, combined with the unreliable Chuck, Lawrence accepts a ride home from Janet Hartigan (Sarah Jessica Parker), the ER doctor who treated his head injury. This ride leads to an awkward date, and then an on/off relationship between the two.

While Lawrence's story is the central thread, it is not the only story, despite all efforts to convince you otherwise. There is the more interesting, yet underdeveloped story of Chuck and Vanessa. The two have some distinct chemistry, which Vanessa misconstrues as something that it is not. She is locked in on studying and getting ahead at the expense of having fun like normal teenagers. Sadly, their story is never developed as fully as I would have liked. Secondly is the story of James' literary aspirations, which his father never took the time to notice. This one is even less developed than Vanessa and Chuck's.

Sitting there, watching so many scenes just whither on the vine, it felt like the ninety-five minute movie was more like two hours. Many scenes just tail off as the acoustic guitar-driven score continuously reminds you this is an indie film.

I cannot say that I liked this film. It just dragged on and the character development, of a character drama no less, just did not seem to be going anywhere fast. Anytime a character showed the signs of going anywhere, the scene ended and we went somewhere else. In this fact, I was reminded of that awful film White Noise, anytime Michael Keaton had a moment to expand on his character there was an edit.

The fault lies at the feet of the writing and directing team of Mark Poirier and Noam Murro. The screenplay wants so desperately to sound smart, however it comes off as self-importance masquerading as intelligence, which is hardly the same thing. This combined with direction that lacks any sort of style and cuts away too soon, you get a film that wants to appear insightful but just falls flat.

Where the writing and directing fails to deliver, the acting is pretty solid all around, with one notable exception. Dennis Quaid does a fine job playing this character as a pompous ass. The only problem with his performance is when it comes time for the shift for the jerk to the more open and carring version, I was not convinced. The duo of Ellen Page and Thomas Haden Church provide the films best moments despite having a plot thread that never reaches a satisfying conclusion. Now let us not forget Sarah Jessica Parker, who comes across as bland and unappealing here. There is something about her apporach that just does not help, which I blame partially on the script. I just wonder what it would have been like had Rachel Weisz not pulled out.

Bottomline. As much potential as the film had, I was left unfulfilled. The story never takes off and I was never allowed to forget that this was an indie character film. Perhaps another rewrite would have helped. I cannot recommend this as much as I liked some of the performances.

Not Recommended.

Movie Review: Street Kings

The name James Ellroy has, over the years, become synonymous with the crime film. From LA Confidential to Dark Blue, even to true crime such as The Black Dahlia, for better or worse, James Ellroy is there. What does that have to do with Street Kings? Well, Ellroy wrote the story the film is based on and even has screenwriting credit. Street Kings is a journey into the dark and corrupt world of Vice Detective Tom Ludlow, a man who is not averse to breaking the rules in order to uphold the law, described as the tip of the spear for the squad of which he is a member. This movie takes us into their world, a world that is on the brink of crumbling around them. It is an entertaining, if predictable romp that does not rank among the best of the genre, nor Ellroy's best work. Despite that fact, Street Kings remains an engrossing ride that you will watch through to the end without being bored (and all some of us need is some entertainment).

Detective Ludlow (Keanu Reeves) wakes up, fully dressed, looks at himself long and hard in the bathroom mirror, throws up, and heads out to work. Work for him includes stopping by the liquor store to pick up a few of those little airplane size bottles of vodka, you know, just so he can get through the day. The opening sequence does not have much bearing on the overall plot, but it does go a long way to revealing just what Ludlow is all about. He will do whatever it takes to get the job done, including baiting the bad guys with racial epithets, shooting first, and planting guns on the suspects. While he does this, knowing that he has to do what needs to be done, his commanding officer, Captain Jack Wander (Forest Whitaker), is there to cover his back, protecting him from Internal Affairs.

With the opening out of the way, the plot begins to heat up. Everything begins to go south for Ludlow when it is learned that his former partner, Terrance Washington (Terry Crews), is selling him out to Internal Affairs. At the same time, an IA agent Biggs (Hugh Laurie) begins investigating, trying to get Ludlow to slip up. Meanwhile, Ludlow is obviously upset over his former partner and heads out to have a "talk" with him, only to wind up in the wrong place at the wrong time when a couple of gang-bangers arrive and leave Washington full of lead.

Ludlow goes about investigating the hit on his own time, despite not having approval from Wander to do it, but he feels very strongly about this, even if it could cost him his badge. His investigation teams him up with a young homicide detective named Diskant (Chris Evans). Together, the dup go around to random thugs trying to find the killers. The more people they ask, the deeper they go, the closer to the truth Ludlow gets. The problem is that he may not like the truth once it is uncovered. It points to corruption within the squad that goes deeper than stopping the bad guys. At this point, Ludlow's eyes begin to open to the truth behind the facade, and his single-minded, tip of the spear thoughts begin to dissipate.

Now, one of the biggest problems is that the plot is on rails. There is not much in the way of surprise as it moves along from point to point, with a character occasionally showing up to deliver a hint. It is not unlike a video game, you fight your way through a level and are rewarded with a cut sequence where clues to the big story or tips on how to beat the next level are dispensed. It works like this all the way up to the inevitable conclusion, a conclusion you probably guessed much earlier on by the telegraphing clues.

That issue points towards a problem in the scripting phase, and this is definitely a case of over-plotting and under-writing. The screenplay is credited to the aforementioned James Ellroy, as well as Kurt Wimmer and Jamie Moss. How much of a hand Ellroy had, I am not sure with this being his first screenwriting credit, the same goes for Moss, with this being his first credit period. Something tells me that a good portion of the script is the work of Kurt Wimmer who has worked within this genre before with The Recruit, but he is coming off of what may be his worst work (Ultraviolet). Anyway, far be it for me to even attempt to assess blame, but watching the film I cannot help but believe that way too much time was spent on plotting the corruption that the thought of characterization was left on the back burner where it ultimately boiled away to nothing.

The character problem is best shown with this quote: "You don't know who I am or what I want." This is perfect because it is true of the big picture. When the film ended I cannot say that I really learned anything about any of the players. During the film I never felt any reason to care about them, effectively keeping me at arms length while the testosterone drenched underworld opera played out.

David Ayer, in his second directorial effort, does a nice of job of translating the gritty story to the screen and doing it with some visual flair. However, I have to wonder what may have happened if he had taken a pass at the script. His first film, the underrated Harsh Times, was directed from his own script, and while it was not quite as testosterone filled and flashy, it is a better film. Still, he does have a knack for this type of story and it is never dull.

The performances are generally decent. Reeves has taken his stoic presence to the level of art, and for as much flack as he gets, I actually enjoy his presence. Forest Whitaker takes it a little too far over the top with his face-shaking, eyes-bulging, "we're family" schtick, which was unintentionally comic. The supporting players are well cast, with Jay Mohr as a cocky detective with bad facial hair, Chris Evans as a young homicide detective, and Hugh Laurie as the IA agent on the case. Cedric the Entertainer has a small role as a felon who loves his car, offering comic relief and fitting nicely in the investigation. The Game and Common as appear as gangsters, playing their roles well, particularly Common, who has great screen presence.

Bottomline. Riddled with cliches and predictable to the end Street Kings remains riveting throughout. Even as I saw two steps ahead, watching Reeves work his way through the thugs and gangsters, picking up the blatant clues, and enjoying the R rated goodness turned out to be fine entertainment. This is one to sit back, grab some popcorn, pull the lap belt down, and enjoy the roller coaster ride.

Mildly Recommended.

War, Inc. - Trailer, Clips

Before receiving the email containing this link information, I had never heard of this film. The title makes it sound like some documentary about the influence corporations have on the war effort. Those thoughts proved to be wrong as it is actually a comedy set in a fictional country. The country is Turaqistan, and it is a country occupied by America and run by a former Vice President. The military presence is outsourced, and now they need to stage an assassination. To that end, they bring in a troubled, but talented, hit man to do the deed. The trailer and clips make it look pretty funny. The cast includes John Cusack, Hillary Duff, Marisa Tomei, Joan Cusack, and Dan Akroyd.