August 18, 2007

Movie Review: Rescue Dawn

If you are looking for an adventure film that is powerful, moving, downright thrilling and free of any attempts at a twist, Rescue Dawn may be the movie for you. Quite frankly, this is one of the best films of the year. It provides an extraordinary tale of spirit and survival. The story of one man and his absolute desire to survive and escape a terrible situation that he never suspected he'd be in. It engages the audience, drawing you in and holding you at complete attention for its duration. Well, that is how it affected me anyway. Director Werner Herzog delivers a fascinating film, which pays testimony to the strength of human spirit and its ability to adapt to ever changing circumstances in order to survive.

Rescue Dawn is based on the story of Dieter Dengler, whose story was previously told in the documentary Little Dieter Needs to Fly (also directed by Werner Herzog). Herzog is a director that I have little experience with, though I have read of his penchant for the crossing of reality and fantasy in both his fictional and documentary features. Knowing that, it is not hard to believe that portions of Dengler's tale have been dramatized to increase dramatic suspense. In particular, I have read of significant changes to Gene DeBruin (Jeremy Davies), one of Dengler's fellow prisoners who is shown as being a bit loony and believing release is imminent. I do not believe that Herzog was disrespecting his memory, or attempting to portray him in an unflattering light. It feels like a valid portrayal of a man who has endured imprisonment, torture, and severe malnutrition for more than two years. I have a feeling I would be a little looney as well if I had been subjected to what he went through. Before going too far down this path, let's get back to the story at hand.

Dieter Dengler (Christian Bale), a German-born American, was a child in Germany during World War II when he became determined to become a pilot. His family emigrated from Germany to the US where he joined the Navy for citizenship and the opportunity to fly. Fast forward to 1965, Vietnam is fast escalating and Dengler is taking part in a top secret bombing run over Laos. In this, his very first mission, he is shot down and captured. Taken to a prison in the middle of the jungle, he quickly learns that the flimsy bamboo fences are more for aesthetics than an actual prison. The real prison is the jungle surrounding them.

The film moves along at a nice, even pace. This is no action film nor is it about sensationalizing the tale into some grand adventure. Rescue Dawn unfolds giving us a glimpse into the day to day lives of the captured, the relationships that develop between them, and Dengler's unwavering spirit. To go into too much detail would rob you of a great experience. It does not offer any new direction in the war genre, but I do not believe there was any intention of making an attempt. I have a feeling that this was more about Herzog wanting to tell the dramatic story of the man he befriended while making Little Dieter Needs to Fly. The result is not an entirely accurate portrayal of events, but most likely more accurate in tone.

Werner Herzog's film is beautiful in how the story tells itself, nothing is forced as the facts come out. Sure, those facts may be fudged a bit, but everything plays in such a manner that unfolds in a naturalistic, believeable manner. It feels real, which is what matters most in a movie of this sort. Now, take that tone, and combine it with location shooting in the jungle. This is no set, you can watch as the actors struggle through the thick greenery and struggle with nature that is not forgiving and becomes a living character of its own. The foliage proves to be as dangerous an enemy as the pursuing Vietcong. It is shot beautifully by Herzog and DP Peter Zeitlinger, the color and danger jump right off the screen.

Once you move past that, you can take a look at the fantastic performances. Christian Bale puts it all on the line. He flat out amazes in his portrayal of Dengler. Simply put, Bale is one of the finest working actors with true dedication to his craft. Watching him work is very moving, as he maintains his determination, retains his sanity, and means what he says when he claims to not having found a man who scares him. Likewise praise can be given to both Steve Zahn and Jeremy Davies as fellow prisoners Duane and Gene. Both of whom hit all the right notes in their portrayals.

Bottomline. Wonderful movie. Great acting and an involving story filled with suspense. There are a couple of scenes that will really get to you, I know my defenses were weakened at a few points. Regardless of how entirely accurate it is, Herzog made the film that he wanted to make and it is a wonderful tribute to his friend and the the strength that the spirit has to survive in the face of such daunting odds.

Highly Recommended.

CD Review: Lonely China Day - Sorrow

Wow. Simply put Lonely China Day's Sorrow is a beautiful album. It is quite unlike anything else I have heard this year, or am likely to hear for the rest of it. Sorrow is filled with sprawling soundscapes that are challenging and relaxing. It is a strange combination of sounds and feelings that will surely have an effect on you even if you don't know what they are saying (much like myself). That said, I have found it to be a tough nut to crack into. It is beautiful, haunting, unique, and has proven nearly impossible to find a way in in order to review it the way it deserves to be reviewed. I could just say that if you like music on the fringe, this is for you. However, that would be all too easy.

For someone whose realm of experience lies primarily within the rock and metal world, other genres can prove to be a big challenge to write about with any degree of knowledge. I have seen Lonely China Day compared to bands such as Sigur Ros (is that a name or a band?) and The Album Leaf. I could pass that off as my own observation, but I have never heard those other bands, much less heard them. Now, all of this could just show me to be without any credibility when it comes to this review. I would have to disagree with that assessment. Sure, I may not have a frame of reference from which to compare/contrast the band, but I am open to sharing my experience with them. That could prove to be something even more valuable.

When the album arrived on my doorstep, I had no idea what to expect. I read some of the promotional materials that came with it and my anxiety increased. When I see phrases like: "Sorrow is the result of a band pushing their sound further into the abyss of an abstract ocean" and "Each track bursts with surreal minimalist lap tops speaking alien languages inside an indie rock cocoon," well, I get a little worried about my ability to connect with whatever lies behind the musical bits. I still wonder if I am connecting with it in anything more than a superficial attraction. Seriously, calling it an album that challenges your ears and soothes your spirit sounds like such metaphysical hooey, but it still seems strangely accurate.

The leader of this Beijing four piece is Deng Pei. He is the primary songwriter, as well as the vocalist, guitarist, and synth programmer. Even without understanding a word that he sings, I can hear the emotion in his voice. It is a voice that isn't necessarily great, but conveys a lot. He is joined by Wang Dongtao on guitar, He Feng on bass, and Luo Hao on drums. They all contribute to the minimalist sound that is less about what you can do and about where you do it. This is music vastly different than my usual fare. A welcome change of pace from the steady stream of metal acts that I usually fill my day with. This is music that you can unwind to, softly playing in the background as you are transported to another place.

Bottomline. An unconventional review for an unconventional album. I feel I will be searching for a way to crack this for sometime into the future. Despite that, I will not let it deter me from sinking into what it has to offer. Intriguing vocal lines, soft guitars, sparse melodies, there is a lot to love, a lot to digest, and is quite simply a great listen.

Highly Recommended.

August 17, 2007

Movie Media: The Last Winter - Poster, Trailer

Larry Fessenden is an odd character. I don't know him personally, I am judging based on his IMDB profile image. He has a The Shining-era Jack Nicholson quality, especially with the wild hair. Anyway, he has a new film ready to hit limited release on September 19, and it looks kind of intriguing. It has a look and feel that is very reminiscent of John Carpenter's The Thing. The trailer even has a touch of The Blair Witch Project to it. There is a bleak outlook to the clip that hints at a psychologically charged thriller. The pacing appears slow, in a good way. I have seen one other Fessenden film, the intriguing alternative vampire tale Habit. Ron Perlman, James LeGros, and Connie Britton star.




New Movies and Box Office Predictions: Superbad, The Invasion, The Last Legion

The dog days of summer are settling in. High School graduates are starting to get ready to begin college, other students are getting ready to resume their classes, and the movies are making their last grabs for the summer bucks. The true A-list summer flicks have already made their way through theaters, and the potential sleepers are filtering out. Weekend box office leaders are slipping out of the $50+ million range, back down to more modest numbers. Still, that does not mean that quality is going away, this weekend has a pair of films which could offer first rate cinematic experiences. At least I hope that is the case.

The Invasion. (2007, 93 minutes, PG-13, science fiction/thriller, trailer) Just what we need, another version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Despite it being another take on the science fiction mainstay, this looks pretty good. It looks like it could be a fresh take on the alien invasion tale. The trailer looks pretty exciting, hopefully the final product will match. Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig star for director Oliver Hirschbiegel. This will be Hirschbiegel's English language debut, following his excellent debut, Das Experiment, and his great take on Hitler's final days with the Oscar nominated Downfall.

The Last Legion. (2007, 110 minutes, PG-13, action, trailer) This one seemingly came out of nowhere, at least for me. It has had a very slow buildup. It wasn't that long ago that I saw the trailer, which first notified me that it was on the horizon. It is set after the fall of the Roman Empire with twelve year old Emperor Romulus Augustus, who travels with his men to Britannia. This leads into the start of the Arthurian legend and the sword in the stone. It actually looks like it will be good. Stars include the stunning Aishwarya Rai, Colin Firth, and Ben Kingsley. Doug Lefler (Dragonheart: A New Beginning) directs from a script by Jez and Tom Butterworth, who last penned the underrated Birthday Girl.

Superbad. (2007, 114 minutes, R, comedy, trailer) This is the movie I am most looking forward to this weekend. The trailer and clips I have seen so far have been hilarious. It strikes me as a cross between American Pie and Knocked Up, though to be fair, better than the former and not as good as the latter. Michael Cera and Jonah Hill star as a pair of high school seniors looking to score booze and babes before heading off to college. The story is not anywhere near an original idea, but the humor and characters are going to be what carries it off. It was co-written by Seth Rogen (who also co-stars) and Evan Goldberg, with Greg Mottola handling directing duties.

Away from Her. (2007, 110 minutes, PG-13, drama, trailer) Something tells me this already passed through my area once, but I cannot remember for sure. It is beginning a run at the second run theater this weekend. I have heard nothing but good things for actress Sarah Polley's directorial debut. It is the story of an aging couple dealing with the onset of Alzheimer's disease. Julie Christie, Gordon Pinsent, and Olympia Dukakis star.

Also opening this week, but not near me:
  • The 11th Hour
  • Death at a Funeral
  • Delirious
  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
  • Love for Sale: Suely in the Sky
  • Manda Bala (Send a Bullet)

Box Office Predictions
Superbad is going to win the weekend, but it is not going to be nearly as big as other films have been recently. I think that Rush Hour 3 is the last film of the summer that will close on $50 million during its opening frame. It may have a shot at $30 million, but even that may be pushing it for the R rated comedy. As for the other new movies? The Invasion should do decent, likely in the low 20s, while The Last Legion will crack the top ten, but not be overly impressive.

Here is how I think the top ten field will play out:

RankTitleBox Office
1Superbad$28 million
2The Invasion$22 million
3Rush Hour 3$18 million
4The Bourne Ultimatum$16 million
5The Last Legion$11 million
6The Simpsons Movie$6.5 million
7Stardust$4.5 million
8Hairspray$4 million
9Underdog$3 million
10Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix$2 million

What are you seeing this weekend?


Press Release: MOWER ANNOUNCES TOUR WITH TWIZTID

Mower has announced the dates for their upcoming tour with Twiztid. The
tour will kick off Nov 9 at The Real Bar in Phoenix, AZ and will end Dec
17 at The Engine Room in Houston, TX.

“We're pumped to be on a Psychopathic tour. We've done shows with
Twiztid and Blaze and ever since the word got out we were on this tour,
the Juggalos started contacting us online to say what's up,” says Mower
frontman Brian Sheerin. “They're all ready for the tour to start.
Juggalos don't f**k around, it’s summer and people are set to go off,
and so are we.”

The tour comes on the heels of back to back tours supporting (Hed).p.e,
and Kottonmouth Kings. The band’s video for “Road Rage” was also spun on
MTV’s Headbanger’s Ball and the album has also garnered a 2007 San Diego
Music Award nomination in the “Best Hard Rock” category.
"We want to get out there and see all of our friends. The last few Mower
tours hit a lot of the same areas, so we got to hang with the same cool
people and now it's time to go back out and see them again," says
Sheerin. This will be a great underground tour - the best kind of tour -
packed houses and energetic crowds. We're coming to throw down onstage
every night and then party and watch Twiztid do their thing. It's going
to be great."

Mower is touring in support of their recently released album “Not For
You” (Suburban Noize Records), which was produced by ex-Snot/Soulfly
guitarist Mikey Doling. Mower's new album “Not For You” has been
receiving rave reviews from fans and critics alike. Blabbermouth.net
called it, “Metallically tough, groove-oriented, sometimes punky, and
almost always catchy,” while Metal Edge Magazine said, “From the two
minute intensity of 'Road Rage' to the smooth cover of 'California
Dreaming,’ Not For You contains something for everybody."

MOWER TOUR FEATURING TWIZTID:

SEPT 25, 2007 Cleveland OH Peabody's
SEPT 26, 2007 Buffalo NY Club Infinity
SEPT 27, 2007 Pittsburgh PA Mr. Smalls Theatre
SEPT 28, 2007 Hartford CT Webster Theater
SEPT 30, 2007 Worcester MA The Palladium
OCT 01, 2007 New York NY B.B. King Blues Club
OCT 02, 2007 Philadelphia PA The Fillmore at TLA
OCT 03, 2007 Sayreville NJ Starland Ballroom
OCT 05, 2007 Lancaster PA Chameleon Club
OCT 06, 2007 Towson MD The Recher Theatre
OCT 07, 2007 Norfolk VA The Norva
OCT 08, 2007 Charlotte NC Tremont Music Hall
OCT 09, 2007 Atlanta GA The Masquerade
OCT 11, 2007 Fort Lauderdale FL Culture Room
OCT 12, 2007 Orlando FL The Social
OCT 13, 2007 Saint Petersburg FL State Theatre
OCT 15, 2007 Houston TX Red Room at Meridian
OCT 16, 2007 Dallas TX Palladium Ballroom
OCT 17, 2007 San Antonio TX White Rabbit
OCT 18, 2007 Oklahoma City OK Diamond Ballroom
OCT 19, 2007 Albuquerque NM Sunshine Theatre
OCT 20, 2007 Tempe AZ Marquee Theatre
OCT 22, 2007 Los Angeles CA Knitting Factory
OCT 23, 2007 Anaheim CA The Grove of Anaheim
OCT 24, 2007 Sacramento CA The Boardwalk
OCT 26, 2007 Portland OR Hawthorne Theatre
OCT 27, 2007 Seattle WA El Corazon
OCT 28, 2007 Spokane WA The Big Easy Concert House
OCT 29, 2007 Boise ID The Big Easy
OCT 30, 2007 Salt Lake City UT In The Venue (formerly Bricks)
OCT 31, 2007 Denver CO Ogden Theatre
NOV 02, 2007 Lawrence KS Bottleneck
NOV 03, 2007 Des Moines IA People's
NOV 04, 2007 Minneapolis MN First Avenue
NOV 05, 2007 Milwaukee WI Rave
NOV 07, 2007 Des Moines IA People's
NOV 08, 2007 SAUGET IL Pops
NOV 09, 2007 Mokena IL The Pearl Room
NOV 10, 2007 Louisville KY Headliner's Music Hall
NOV 11, 2007 Columbus OH Newport Music Hall
NOV 12, 2007 Detroit MI Clutch / St. Andrews

###

"An unpredictable culmination of sonic techniques that tears the
speakers apart" - OUTBURN

"Be it the '80s thrash metal or punk, Mower truly has not limited
themselves. From the two minute intensity of 'Road Rage' to the smooth
cover of 'California Dreaming', Not For You contains something for
everybody." - Metal Edge

"The Best Metal Album of 2006!" - Radio Aggression

"An astounding record to be sure and one that will no doubt be
remembered when we look back at the year in metal for 2006." - East
Coast Romper


www.mowermusic.com
www.SuburbanNoizeRecords.com

August 16, 2007

CD Review: The End - Elementary

"Have you ever heard of The End?"
"The end of what?"
"The End the band."
"The end of what band?"
"Never mind, just go get that album called Elementary. It is really good."

The above is an actual conversation I had with a friend about The End's third outing.

Before this album arrived at my door, I had never heard of The End either. I can't really blame my friend for never having heard of them. I mean, I hadn't, and they aren't exactly a band that is tearing up any charts. Still, this first experience with this metal/math-core band out of Canada can be called a successful union of music and potential audience.

The End is an intriguing mash of alt rock, doom metal, metalcore, screamo, extreme metal, and prog metal. I have also seen the term mathcore used in describing them, though I am still trying to figure that one out. Regardless of how you choose to categorize them, there is no denying the songwriting ability they have. While comparisons can be made to the likes of The Dillinger Escape Plan, Isis, and Tool, The End manage to remain separated from the pack.

Elemental has a strong focus on the song. The sound is at times chaotic, but it never loses focus on the song. Unlike other experimental bands I have listened to, The End has a stronger focus on the creation of the song. Rather than having odd time signatures and rhythm patterns for the sake of having them, the sound is considerably more restrained. That restraint is not a bad thing. It is the sign of a band with a different focus. Rather than indulge their talents for the sake of indulgence, The End has taken their skills, refined them, and took the time to craft interesting music.

As I listen to the album, I get a strong sense that this band is on the verge of breaking out in a big way. In particular, the first single, "Throwing Stones," seems to be a cut that was created in a calculating manner to get them noticed. I am not saying that it is a bad song, but it has SINGLE written all over it with its primarily clean vocals and strong Tool overtones. Sometimes you need to have a song like that to get over to a wider audience, something a little more accessible to reach out to a larger audience. Once you have them at you attention, you unleash something a bit different like "Animals" or "The Moth and I" or "Awake?". You use the single to draw them in before springing the trap. "Throwing Stones" is still a good song, don't get me wrong, but the tantalizing mainstream feel of it has that "break-out hit" aura.

Elementary gets off to a heavy start with "Dangerous" a song that makes me bang my head and pump my fist. The heavy riffing and crushing drums must make this an insane live track. Track two introduces a slightly less heavy and more atmosphere and doom with "The Never Ever Aftermath." We also get a more screamo style clean/growl vocal performance from Aaron Wolff, a style that permeates the album, but in a good way.

Personally epic, that sounds like a good way to describe the album as a whole. The music provides the expansive epic feel, while the vocals deliver a more heartfelt and personal side. It is definitely intriguing. The twin guitar interplay, backed with sporadically excellent drumming, and a bass sound that reminds me a bit of when I saw Mudvayne live (not the studio recorded version) all build this wall of sound that is absolutely massive. This while the vocals draw you in for a more personal experience.

Through all of the aggression and power shown, there is still another side left to show. A side that you would probably not expect from a band such as this. The final track, "And Always...," is an acoustic driven song which borders on a power ballad. It is vastly different experience from all that had come before. I can honestly say that I was caught offguard by the quiet acoustic guitar and piano keys accompanying the soft vocals. It is a sprawling 9 minute song which builds dramatic tension and gloom. It is eerily beautiful, and a different way to end a metal album.

Bottomline. This is a good album. Perhaps not as envelope pushing as other similar bands, they still stand apart with this solid genre mashing release. If you are looking for a solid, heavy, and will structured album, Elementary is going to be well worth your time. The End has a strong future ahead of them.

Recommended.

August 15, 2007

Movie Media: The Spiderwick Chronicles - Poster, Trailer

With the release of Stardust this past weekend, two more fantasy films had their trailers debut on the bigscreen. The Seeker: The Dark is Rising and The Spiderwick Chronicles, two films adapted from popular novels that seek big screen success over the next few months, Spiderwick is due in February. To my eyes, Spiderwick looks to be the better of the two on the basis of the trailer alone. The feel reminds me of Bridge to Terabithia (with more fantasy) and The Neverending Story (with more reality). On top of that, it stars Freddie Highmore, a very promising young actor who has already made a splash in Finding Neverland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and will be appearing in the upcoming August Rush. The trailer has a sense of wonder and magic that I hope pays off in the feature.




CD Review: Escape the Fate - Dying is Your Latest Fashion

Looking for the next hot thing in emo? Well, keep looking. Escape the Fate is not going to be able to escape their fate. To be fair, Dying is Your Latest Fashion is not a terrible album it is just horribly lackluster. It doesn't seem to know what it wants to be. It slips back and forth through emo, screamo, and pop-punk. It seems like they weren't sure what direction to take and chose to throw everything at the wall to see what would stick. I am vaguely reminded of Sugar Ray and their everything but the kitchen sink approach to Floored, and when "Fly" hit, every song after sounded just like it. Of course, that is a different case, but the comparison popped into my head and feels rather appropriate.

They start out promising enough with the catchy screamo of "The Webs We Weave." It has a decent groove to the main guitar riff, but by the end I was glad for it to be over as there wasn't much to it. From there, transition to the pop-punk of "When I Go Out, I Want to Go Out on a Chariot of Fire," a song that is not nearly as cool as the title would imply. Next up is the emo cut "Situations." Close out the first third of the album with a more metal inspired song called "The Guillotine." Coincidentally, this is the best song on the album. At this point, feel free to turn the CD off, otherwise repeat the song style order through the remainder.

I cannot shake this feeling that Escape the Fate was just trying their hand at these different sounds in an effort to see what would click with their potential audience. It is not like they are attempting to be a cross over band. Perhaps it was label interference trying to get them to adapt to the "hot" sound. That is possible, as I have read that their initial offering (a five song EP) was considerably stronger. A couple of those songs made the transition to this debut album, and they also happen to be the strongest songs there: "The Guillotine" and "There's No Sympathy for the Dead." That seems to be a more likely explanation. I could honestly see them being a much better band if they followed up on the promise of those two songs. Instead, we get generic cuts like "When I Go Out...," "Reverse This Curse," "Friends and Alibis," and "Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche."

Escape the Fate is sure to have fans that will flock to their black hair, eye shadow, and tight jeans image and their "deep and meaningful" lyrics, but why? There have to be other bands that do this better, and with a bit more integrity. Did anyone actually believe singer Ronnie Radke when he gave us this quote:
"I don’t want to come off like an asshole, But we’re gonna be that change in
music. I have a vision. I want people to have fun, put their fists in the air.
We’re getting recognized in every city. It’s gonna happen. Watch. I’m not
jokin’. We’re gonna be the biggest thing. So huge. I know it."

When I listen to Dying is Your Latest Fashion I do not hear any vision. I do not see a music changing force, nor delivering anything remotely memorable. It is a band with moderate talent that let it go to waste after showing some initial promise.

Bottomline. This would be best left on the shelf while more worthwhile pursuits are being explored. Or perhaps take the couple of good songs and add them to an MP3 mix of other similar bands that only have a little to offer. I am sure there are enough of these bands around that you could scrape up a decent little playlist.

Not Recommended.

DVD Review: Kickin' it Old Skool

Was this supposed to be funny? As I sat and watched the seemingly endless movie, I kept waiting for a laugh, even a slight chuckle would do. However, there is nothing funny to be found in this pile of celluloid. Kickin' it Old Skool follows the same concept as Big and 13 Going on 30, but it sucks out all the magic and laughs that those films contained. Instead of offering anything clever or funny, we get Jamie Kennedy doing his best to ape Adam Sandler and failing miserably. So, if you are looking for something that will rob you of two hours, go ahead and see this.

Justin is the twelve year old leader of a breakdance crew involved in a talent show "battle" with his rival, Kip, and his crew. During the competition Justin attempts a particularly tough move which sends him flying off the stage. This fall lands the young dancer in a coma which lasts for twenty years. So far, so good.

While his parents (played by the slumming Debra Jo Rupp and Christopher McDonald) debate pulling the plug, a passing radio, playing Herbie Hancock's "Rockit," rouses him from his slumber. Next up, a series of unfunny skits showing how time has passed Justin (now played by Jamie Kennedy) by. He reunites with one his old dance crew members, Darnell (Miguel Nunez), and with his childhood crush, Jen (Maria Menounos), who is engaged to his rival, Kip (Michael Rosenbaum). Now, with the players in place, can you guess where this is heading? Sure you do. The wheels are wobbling, follow me now.

Let's fill in a couple more plot pieces. Justin still fancies himself a dancer, his parents are near bankrupt from his hospital bills, and Kip hosts a dance competition. See where this is going now? It is pretty transparent. The wheels have flown off the ride.

When it came time to write the script, all brains, sense, and logic were checked at the door. There are bad scripts, and there are bad scripts, and this is a bad script. I am sure you have all seen a movie where the central plot would have fallen apart if the leads had a simple conversation? Kickin' it Old Skool takes it a step further. The script by Trace Slobotkin, and Josh Siegal & Dylan Morgan treats its characters with contempt, they don't have a half a brain between them. The main character was in a coma for twenty years, he may look 32, but he is still 12. That little fact is ignored in favor of just treating him like a big stupid kid, using "I was in a coma" for the occasional punch line. Toss in some 80's jokes, parachute pants, and plenty of racial and cultural stereotypes and you have this movie.

Watching Kickin' it Old School will lower your IQ. It will make you wonder why anyone has ever heard of Jamie Kennedy. This movie could even make you kick that 80's nostalgia kick that comes up every now and then.

Audio/Video. My review disk was a preview copy, and may not be the equal of what you will find on the shelves (not that I would recommend you actually add it to your collection). On the off hand that it is accurate (a fact I will never be able to prove), it doesn't look or sound all that bad. Colors are sharp, the image is free of defects, and the audio does it's job.

Extras. Thirty minutes of deleted scenes and that's it. In a movie that was already too long (closing in 110 minutes), this section could have easily stretched past 45 minutes. We should be thankful that these deleted scenes were cut. Even as a collection of cut scenes they drag on.

Bottomline. You can safely skip this one. There is nothing to miss here. The jokes are non-existent, the performances are terrible, and the story, well, there isn't much there. I truly feel that I have already spent too much time on this waste.

Not Recommended.

Movie Media: Dan in Real Life - Poster, Trailer

Steve Carell will be following up his downturn in Evan Almighty with a film that is much smaller in scope, and costars such disparate faces as Dane Cook and Juliette Binoche. Carell players Dan, an author and widower raising three daughters on his own. During a family get together, he meets an intriguing woman (Binoche), who turns out to be dating his brother (Cook). The film looks funny, sweet, and touching. I can only hope that it pays off. Other stars include John Mahoney and Dianne Wiest. Peter Hedges directs and co-wrote the script. His last film was the very good 2003 indie Pieces of April.




August 14, 2007

Press Release: ODERUS URUNGUS ISSUE’S NEW PROCLAIMATION OF HATRED

ODERUS URUNGUS ISSUE’S NEW PROCLAIMATION OF HATRED


Humans, it is I, your Master, ODERUS, lead singer of the most violent band
in metal history, the mighty GWAR, with the latest update on our progress in
the destruction of your world! We are pleased to smugly announce our
continuing ravaging of North America shall continue throughout the fall and
winter of this year, as GWAR joins the first ever “Viva La Bands” tour,
hosted by everyone’s favorite troll, Bam Magera! Yes, apparently Bam didn’t
get enough of our abuse during our appearance on his show, and begged us
(while he was hung over a vat of boiling urine) to join a line-up that
includes CRADLE OF FILTH, C.K.Y., and more!
You are COMMANDED to attend and grovel in the presence of your infernal overlords,
GWAR, as we extend our mastery to even more flaming venues across your world and inflict more
suffering and pestilence upon a deserving nation!
GWAR will tour with the “Viva La Bands” tour throughout the fall, and then move on to destroy even
more cities in a final frenzy of touring that shall bring to a close the “Beyond Hell” tour cycle.
Stay tuned for dates, times, and free crack!
GWAR lives!

Press Release: KNOCKED UP ON DVD SEPTEMBER 25, 2007

FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT

OVERVIEW: From Judd Apatow, the writer and director of The 40-Year-Old Virgin, comes the hilarious and unforgettable must-see comedy hit of the year! Ben and Alison's story was supposed to be over after one night but unexpected consequences bring them together in a wildly funny series of events Rolling Stone calls, “hilarious in ways you have to see to believe.” Starring Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, and Jonah Hill, Knocked Up arrives on DVD in Unrated and Rated versions as well as an Unrated Two-Disc Special Edition on September 25, 2007.



PRELIMINARY BONUS FEATURES*:

The following bonus features can be found on both the Unrated and Rated DVD:

· Deleted and Extended Scenes.
· Gag Reel.
· Directing the Director: Bennett Miller (Capote) joins the set to "help" co-direct with Judd Apatow.
· Line-O-Rama: See your favorite scenes again, but this time with different jokes!
· Commentary: Feature commentary with writer/director/producer Judd Apatow, executive producer/star Seth Rogen and actor Bill Hader.
· Roller Coaster Documentary: See how the cast handled their fears filming on a rollercoaster!


The following bonus features are exclusive to the Unrated DVD:

· Even More Hilarious Deleted and Extended Scenes.
· Topless Scene-Web Design: A racier scene that gives new meaning to baring it all!


The following bonus features are exclusive to the two-disc special edition:

· Video Diaries: A behind-the-scenes look at Judd Apatow’s journey through the production.
· Finding Ben Stone: This feature takes you through the mock casting process that leads to Seth Rogen.
· Stripper Confidential: Go behind the scenes with Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd as they get down and dirty with strippers in Las Vegas.
· Hilarious never-before-seen deleted/extended scenes and gag reels.
· Topless Scene- Restaurant: A version of the restaurant scene that never made it into the film for those who can’t get enough of Seth Rogen.
· Katherine Heigl’s Audition.
· And more!



SYNOPSIS: On the heels of 2005’s blockbuster The 40-Year-Old Virgin, writer/director/producer Judd Apatow again mines hilarity from the relatably human in a comedy about a one-night stand with unexpected consequences. Katherine Heigl (Grey’s Anatomy) joins Virgin alums Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill for a comic look about the best thing that will ever ruin your best-laid plans: parenthood. Allison Scott (Heigl) is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone (Rogen) results in an unexpected pregnancy. A couple of drinks and one wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out...



TECHNICAL INFORMATION:
Street Date: September 25, 2007
Pre-Order Close: August 14, 2007
Copyright: 2007 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved
Price: $29.98 SRP
Selection Number: 61101284 WS; 61101283 FF; 61101284 WS Unrated
Running Time: 2 Hours 13 Minutes
Layers: DVD-9 (Single Sided)
Aspect Ratio: Anamorphic Widescreen 1.85:1, Full Frame 1.33:1
Rating: R for Sexual Content, Drug Use and Language
Languages/Subtitles: English, Spanish, French
Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1



CAST AND FILMMAKERS

Cast: Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Jason Segel, Martin Starr

Directed By: Judd Apatow

Produced By: Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Clayton Townsend

Written By: Judd Apatow

Executive Producers: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg

Director of Photography: Eric Edwards

Editor: Brent White, Craig Alpert

Production Designer: Jefferson Sage

Costume Designer: Debra McGuire

Music By: Loudon Wainwright, Joe Henry



Universal Studios Home Entertainment is a unit of Universal Pictures, a division of Universal Studios (www.universalstudios.com). Universal Studios is a part of NBC Universal, one of the world's leading media and entertainment companies in the development, production, and marketing of entertainment, news, and information to a global audience. Formed in May 2004 through the combining of NBC and Vivendi Universal Entertainment, NBC Universal owns and operates a valuable portfolio of news and entertainment networks, a premier motion picture company, significant television production operations, a leading television stations group, and world-renowned theme parks. NBC Universal is 80%-owned by General Electric, with 20% owned by Vivendi.

Movie Media: The Seeker: The Dark is Rising - Trailer

I had previously posted the poster for this film, and in the meantime it has gone through a minor title change. Originally it was called The Dark is Rising, but now they have added The Seeker onto the beginning. It is the latest fantasy tale to be translated to the big screen, and is sure to raise the ire of book fans. It is my understanding that it has been changed considerably in the adaptation process, and to the fans it is not for the better. I have no bias one way or the other, other than to say the trailer does not impress me all that much. There does not appear to be anything terribly special about it. Though it does look better than Eragon.


DVD Pick of the Week: William Shakespeare's Hamlet

For some, this is likely going to be an expensive week. There are a number of titles that I know I want to add to my collection. As I went through the list of new releases selecting the ones to highlight in this column, I found a couple of titles that went on the shortlist for the honor of being the pick. This week's selections include horror, drama, animation, thrillers, fantasy, literary adaptations, this is something for everyone. The biggest question is just how much money are you willing to dedicate to this week's releases.

This week's pick is none other than William Shakespeare's Hamlet, a film which I have only seen once since it's theatrical release in 1996. I have memories of getting there just before it was to begin, the only seats left were a couple of wooden folding chairs at the back of theater. I was hesitant to sit on what I was sure would be uncomfortable accommodations for a four hour feature. I took the plunge, and it was a great four hours, I completely forgot about the hard seat I was on. It was also the only film I can recall seeing that had an intermission (I can think of a few that probably could have used one, *cough* LOTR *cough*).

Hamlet was directed by Kenneth Branagh, and was one of the last films shot entirely on 70mm film. I also believe that it is the only film to portray the entire play. The film is beautiful, with gorgeous expansive sets, excellent performances, and perfect staging. Of course, I am working off of my memory, which we all know is not an infallible resource. Still, it has been a long time coming. I have been waiting for this for years. I don't even remember that it had been announced, so I got a little giddy when I saw it on the list. It immediately jumped to the head of the list for this week.

This new two disk set contains the film, split across the two disk, and a few extras. Among the extras:
  • Disc #1: Introduction by Kenneth Branagh, Commentary by Kenneth Branagh and Russell Jackson, M.A. PhD, Editor of the Cambridge Guide to Shakespeare on Film and Professor of Drama and Theatre Arts at the University of Birmingham
  • Disc #2: Commentary by Kenneth Branagh and Russell Jackson, M.A. PhD, Editor of the Cambridge Guide to Shakespeare on Film and Professor of Drama and Theatre Arts at the University of Birmingham, To Be on Camera: A History of Hamlet, Vintage Cannes Promo, Trailers: Hamlet (1996), Hamlet (1990), Julius Caesar (1953), A Midsummer Night's Dream (1935), Othello (1995), Othello (1965), Romeo and Juliet (1937)

Also out this week:

  • Wild Hogs. The biggest box office comedy of the year is here on DVD. I enjoyed it, but it isn;t a great film. It will fill your need to laugh on a lazy night.
  • Inland Empire. The latest David Lynch outing is here. I have been wanting to see this for sometime. I hear that it is one of his most obtuse outings yet, and viewers are widely divided.
  • Fracture. Anthony Hopkins facing off with Ryan Gosling in an entertaining thriller which is more about the face off than the plot.
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters for DVD. It didn't last long on the big screen, and the guerilla marketing caused something of an uproar in Boston.
  • Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme. The latest Marvel animated feature. This time it brings the magic of Dr. Strange, who I believe has a live action feature in the works.
  • The Fugitive: Season One, Vol. 1. The man with one arm strikes. The show that inspired the Harrison Ford film and the short lived Tim Daly series arrives on DVD.
  • Vacancy. This movie was a surprise. It is an effective horror thriller that plays it straight and delivers the goods.
  • Taxi Driver: Two Disk Collector's Edition. A new edition of the Scorsese/Deniro classic. Remastered picture and new extras adorn this set.
  • Labyrinth: Anniversary Editon. Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie in this Hensen produced fantasy. A little odd, but highly enjoyable.
  • The Lookout. Excellent movie. This should have gotten a wider release than it did. It is an excellent thriller featuring Joseph Gordon Levitt. He has a great future ahead of him.
  • Psycho II, III, IV. The first release of Psycho IV in region 1 comes in the form of this triple feature. Thankfully, all three are anamorphic widescreen.
  • We All Scream for Ice Cream. A new Masters of Horror release. I wonder how it compares to Clint Howard's Ice Cream Man?
  • Valerie on the Stairs. Another Masters of Horror release.
  • Amazing Johnathan: Wrong on Every Level. The manic comedian/magician is out with a new special. Haven't seen this one yet, but how can it not be funny?
  • Graveyard of Honor. Takashi Miike Yakuza film from 2002. Haven't seen this one yet, but I have heard good things.

Box Office Update 8/10-8/12: Rush Hour 3 Quips its Way to the Top

Rush Hour 3 easily topped the weekend's box office, taking in nearly $50 million. It failed to match the opening take of its predecessor, but that was to be expected. It has been six years since that last film, and the careers of its two leads have not exactly been sparkling of late. The situation is not helped by the fact that the movie is not all that good. Sure, the leads have some chemistry, but Tucker's brand of comedy is becoming seriously unfunny, and Jackie Chan just seems a little tired. However, it still drew well from all demographics, and was inoffensive enough.

Aside from Rush Hour 3, two other films made their top ten debuts this week. Firt up is the fantasy Stardust, placing fourth. I was completely unsure of what to expect when I went in. The movie turned out to be a breath of fresh air, an original vision brought to the screen by director Matthew Vaughn. Vaughn is a bright young talent, fresh off of Layer Cake, and now moving onto Thor. If Stardust is any indication of what to expect, I am looking forward to it. The other new entry is Daddy Day Camp, sequel to Daddy Day Care, which barely squeeked into the list, finishing tenth. This will end up being considered a bomb, it doesn't help that the stars of the original, including Eddie Murphy, declined to return.

Of the returning films, Hairspray fared the best, slipping a mere 31% from last week. It is a real crowd pleaser, I know I was surprised by how good it was. At the other end of the spectrum, The Simpsons Movie dropped the most, down 55% from last week. Following its incredible opening, it seems to be slipping rather fast. Sure, it came in third overall, but it has just plummeted over the two weeks since its opening. It will likely level off over the next couple of weeks as it makes its run for $200 million.

Transformers slipped out of the top ten, but successed in crossing the $300 million barrier. It was the fourth film to do so this year, and seems likely that it will surpass Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End for third place on the yearly list so far. The next to make a play for the triple century is Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, although it will take a few more weeks to deal with dipping attendance. It will be a close one.

Next week will see the new take on Invasion of the Body Snatchers called The Invasion starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig, The Last Legion which tells the tale of Excalibur, and the new comedy from Seth Rogen, Superbad. Also entering limited release is the comedy Death at a Funeral which looks to be very funny.

Three movies dropped off the top ten this week: Transformers (11), Hot Rod (14), and BRATZ (15).
This WeekLast WeekTitleWknd GrossOverallWeek in release
1NRush Hour 3$49,100,158$49,100,1581
21The Bourne Ultimatum$32,879,125$131,552,4252
32The Simpsons Movie$11,269,651$152,381,9933
4NStardust$9,169,779$9,169,7791
56Hairspray$6,396,666$92,139,6702
63Underdog$6,352,377$24,643,2894
74I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry$5,877,915$103,777,1704
85Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix$5,432,130$272,047,3885
97No Reservations$3,855,029$32,025,0183
10NDaddy Day Camp$3,402,678$4,887,2851


Box Office Predictions Recap
This week saw my predictions being either really close, or really off. My placings were spotty throughout the field, except for Becoming Jane and El Cantante, which I was so far off that it was laughable. I guess films like that won't be top ten material until this fall. At the other end of the spectrum I was pretty close with the top two spots, in both placing and box office. As for Stardust, I was close on placement and way off on box office, best I can say there is: go see it, you will not be disappointed. Daddy Day Camp did surprise me and make the top ten, but just barely.

Anyway, here is how I picked the field:

ActualPredictionTitleWknd GrossPrediction
11Rush Hour 3$49,100,158$55 million
22The Bourne Ultimatum$32,879,125$33 million
43Stardust$9,169,779$19 million
34The Simpsons Movie$11,269,651$15 million
65

Underdog

$6,352,377$8 million
76I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry$5,877,915$6 million
127Becoming Jane$2,902,117$5 million
88Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix$5,432,130$4.5 million
59Hairspray$6,396,666$3.5 million
1610El Cantante$1,401,148$3 million

Movie Media: Beowulf - Posters, Trailer

This Fall will see the release of Robert Zemeckis' latest, a motion captured CGI take on the Beowulf called, naturally, Beowulf. This will be the first version of the story since last year's Gerard Butler starring reimagining, Beowulf & Grendel. The trailer looks absolutely wild, with all of the recognizable stars rendered in CG. It is also being treated with a new 3D process, and will be screened in 3D at IMAX and Digital 3D equipped theaters. The stars include Angelina Jolie, Ray Winstone, John Malkovich, Robin Wright, and Anthony Hopkins. In addition to the trailer, four character based posters have come out.




August 13, 2007

Movie Media: Hitman - Poster, Trailer

This Fall will see another videogame adapted to the big screen. These translations are a highly iffy proposition. Sure, Mortal Kombat was fun, Silent Hill was creepy, and the Resident Evil series is doing well, but what about Doom, Mortal Kombat II, and Super Mario Bros.? This could prove to be a hardcore action flick, as it centers on an top hitman, known as Agent 47, going out and killing while wearing a snazzy black suit. The trailer looks pretty good, and the poster is downright cool. What could go wrong? Well, the director is a first time feature director named Xavier Gens, so it is unproven talent. Secondly, it stars Timothy Olyphant (Live Free or Die Hard). He does not look right for the part, he looks kind of goofy. All I can think is that Jason Statham was unavailable. If you have seen the Transporter movies, you would see that he was really the only man for the job.




CD Review: Mondo Generator - Dead Planet

What once was Nick Oliveri's side project (founded in 1997), Mondo Generator has become the vocalist/bassist's primary project. In recent years he had been a founding member of stoner rockers Kyuss, and one of only two permanent members of Queens of the Stone Age, along with (former) friend Josh Homme. Now, a couple of years removed from his dismissal from Queens after a falling out with Homme, Oliveri has delivered a new Mondo Generator album, and it has found its release a mere few weeks after the latest Queens of the Stone Age album. For the record, I am not the biggest fan of either Kyuss or Queens, although both of them have some good stuff out there. Now, I am faced with listening to my first Mondo Generator album. My reaction is decidedly mixed, resulting in an album I find to fall squarely in the middle range.

Mondo Generator is Nick Oliveri (bass/vocals), Ian Taylor (guitar/backing vocals), Spud (guitar), and Ernie Longoria (drums), plus a host of guests throughout, all names I am not familiar with. The album, Dead Planet, was recorded at Dave Grohl's home studio. It is an intriguing mix of punk and rock influences blended into a raw essence that is as alluring as it is off-putting.

Upon first listen, I actually had a hard time getting through it. It was the combination of listening to it at work and the vocal style that gave me the hardest time. Yes, I know. Work is not the ideal place to make an initial listen to an album, it is much better suited to the stuff you know and can hum along to while you try to focus on the day job, while waiting to get to the night job. Still, I listen to what I can, when I can, and the stars aligned for Mondo Generator to hit the mix and try to win me over in a rather difficult situation. Oliveri's screaming style just grated on my ears, I just did not particularly care for it, and while not being able to pay full attention, the punk influences took the forefront and just rubbed me the wrong way. Man, this initial listening slot was a big mistake.

Anyway, I have since been able to give it a listen in slightly better environment, and my reactions have changed, albeit slowly. I still cannot completely get behind the screaming style that he employd for much of the album, although it feels so right to hear it that way. Strange, I know, but I am not sure how else to say it. Other times he brings a cleaner, more melodic sound to the fore, and I like that much better, but again, it would not work for the album as a whole. If you couldn't tell, this has left me quite conflicted. On top of that, there is some good lyrical content throughout, at times it sounds like Oliveri is doing some soul searching, binging and purging if you will. That idea came out strongest on "So High" which sounds like an apology for himself and to his girlfriend, of whom I have read he was physically abusive with (which reportedly was a piece that led to his dismissal from Queens of the Stone Age).

What truly won me over, and is continuing to do so, is the music. It is true that I tend to prefer music that is a bit more structured, or technical in nature, I can sometimes be enticed by something with a more raw energy vibing through it. Mondo Generator has a raw openness to it that, at times, plays that line between open punkish rock and roll and a more structured rock sound. It is a blend that works almost entirely through the album. There are some excellent riffs, melodic lines, inventive drumming, and an overall originality that succeeded in sucking me in.

Songs to pay attention to include "She Only Knows You," "Lie Detector," "Like a Bomb," "So High," "Take Me Away," and "Bloody Hammer." And let's not forget their version of Sam Hall, using the Johnny Cash arrangement, but sounding nothing like Cash.

Bottomline. Overall, it may not be a great album, but there is a lot of good stuff dig into. I'm not sure I will ever truly like his voice, but there is no denying the quality of the music. This is an album that, if it is your first experience with them (like me), it will likely take a few listens to really get into it before it moves into anything resembling a rewarding experience. It proved to be worth the effort.

Recommended.


Video for "Lie Detector":

CD Review: (hed)P.E. - Insomnia

(hed)P.E. is a band to be admired for their perseverance and their desire to play by their own rules, and not succumb to the desires of the label execs. This is never going to be an easy career path if you are trying to get your music out to a wide audience. Still, good music will find its way to the people, but that is not always the case, and (hed)P.E. is a good example of that as well. After their first few albums, they had a falling out with Jive Records, which led to their anger filled release Only in Amerika on Koch Records. That proved to be a mere stop gap on their way to their current home, Suburban Noize Records. Insomnia is their second release on the label, following last years Back 2 Base X. It's too bad this doesn't live up to last year.

I have found (hed)P.E. to be an amazingly inconsistent band. My first real introduction to the band was probably not the best, Only in Amerika in 2005. It was an album that I really did not care for, it had some decent music, but lyrically it was vulgar, hateful, and not terribly interesting. Next up was 2006's Back 2 Base X, which was a considerable step up. It was an album that boasted a nice batch of grooves and a dose of originality. I then took a step back to their Jive years with a Best Of collection, which introduced me to the finest bits of their early releases.

This leads us to the present, Insomnia is in my CD player, and I feel as if I have taken a step back in time. This album sounds as if it should have been the transition from Only in Amerika and Back 2 Base X. Lyrically, this release is a mix of conspiracy theories and anti-establishment rants that are alternatingly screamed and sang blended with misogyny and violence towards women. It is a mix that is a little offputting, as at times they are halfway interesting, but then they turn around and shoot themselves in the foot. Songs like "Game Over," "Suffa," "Comeova2nite," and "Mirrorballin" each provide examples of the lyrics that bring the band down. On the other hand, songs like "Game Over," Habeus," and "Tienanman Squared" provide counterpoint with lyrics that are much more interesting and worthwhile listening to. Sure, they may not be the most insightful of lyrics.

Still, if you can get past the lyrical content, the music is actually pretty good for the most part. They continue to practice their brand of blended punk, rock, funk, jazz, and hip hop across and through the songs. There are some strong rhythms and beats that are easy to get into and groove along with, and their ability to transition through all of these styles within single songs is one of their strongest points.

One of the more intriguing songs is a cover of Buffalo Springfield's "For What's Worth," retitled here as "Children." It is actually pretty good, and spiced with a punk interlude. It feels surprisingly fitting in the midst of the rest of these songs.

Bottomline. I cannot recommend this album. It has a some interesting points, but on the whole I just don't really like it. I cannot get behind much of the lyrical content, even the interesting points seem like paranoid conspiracy ramblings. Musically there are some cool transitions. Still, if you want a (hed)P.E. fix, try Jive's Best Of disk or Back 2 Base X.

Not Recommended.

Movie Media: Mr. Bean's Holiday - Poster, Stills, Trailer

Rowan Atkinson's Bean is coming back to America in a new film. This time around Mr. Bean wins a vacation at a French beach. Half the fun is going to be getting there. I never saw the first film, but generally, whatever Bean I do see I find to be pretty funny. It should be noted that the film ha already opened in the UK, and proven to be a hit there, with hopes to be a hit when it opens in the US on August 24th. Below are the poster, some stills, and the trailer to help get you ready for its arrival.






August 12, 2007

Movie Review: Rush Hour 3

When the first Rush Hour landed back in 1998, Jackie Chan was riding high on his recent explosion of popularity in mainstream America. Recent outings such as Rumble in the Bronx, Supercop, and First Strike were proving to be hits and his stock in the West was rising. It only made sense to have get him in an English language film to capitalize on that newfound fame. At the same time, Chris Tucker's stock was rising with turns in Friday, Fifth Element, and Money Talks. It seemed like the perfect idea to pair up a guy who does not speak English all that well with a guy never shuts up. The result was a fun buddy comedy which delivered big laughs and big action. Three years later, director Brett Ratner brought the duo back in an equally good sequel. Now, it has been six years since we last saw them together, and six years since Tucker has been on the big screen. This time the result is much less satisfying.

As Rush Hour 3 starts, James Carter (Tucker) is doing his duty as an LAPD officer by directing traffic. Of course, he is doing this in his own style, singing and dancing until he, inadvertently, causes an accident. At the same time, Inspector Lee (Chan) is accompanying Ambassador Han (Tzi Ma, reprising his role from the first Rush Hour) to World Criminal Court. It is a big day for Han, as he plans to reveal the leader of the Triads. Before he is able to make the announcement, he is he victim of an attempted assassination. This leads to a chase in old school Jackie style, which is as unlikely as it is exciting.

The chase takes him right by the intersection where Carter is screwing things up. Upon seeing Lee race by, Tucker joins the chase, thereby reuniting our buddy cops and allowing the "plot" to begin in earnest. The two visit Han in the hospital and learn of a secret letter that Han sent his daughter, Soo Yung (Jingchu Chang). In typical buddy comedy fashion, Carter and Lee team up (despite Carter being told no) to find the letter and catch the assassin.

The chase leads them to Paris, where they are greeted by Roman Polanski playing a rather thorough police inspector. After that discomfort, they team up with an America-hating cabbie as they search Paris for the Triads and their mysterious leader. Along the way Tucker lets loose a non-stop barrage of one liners and quips, while Lee just roles his eyes and does most of the required fighting.

Rush Hour 3 did not really inspire me, despite looking forward to it. Without even discussing the content, I believe that they waited too long to make it. Six years is a long gap between sequels, and this franchise's continued popularity is suspect at best. On top of that, Tucker's star is nowhere near shining as bright as it was back in 1998. Since that time he has only made two films, and both have Rush Hour in the title. By the same token, Chan hasn't had a bona fide hit since 2003's Shanghai Knights. I guess those could also be good reasons to go back to the well one more time in the hopes of bringing them both a hit.

As I sat in the theater, I found a movie that was not downright bad, but there was a lot not to like about it. The story is simple, and never really explodes into anything terribly involving. The plot serves as a mere device to move our buddies into a variety of situations leading to flying quips and fists. Chris Tucker is more annoying here than he was as the motor-mouthed DJ Ruby Rod in The Fifth Element. He is always letting his mouth fly off the handle with witty one liners that aren't nearly as witty as they should be. Much of the comedy comes across as worn out and tired, it was like the jokes were being recycled from the first two films. Jackie Chan still has a lot of charm and charisma, despite playing the same character in virtually every movie he's in. Even Chan often times has this worn look, like he is wondering why he agreed to do this.

With all of the negatives, it is a wonder it is as solid as it is. Well, as solid as two star movie is going to be. There is still some chemistry between the two, and the worn formula still works. There is nothing that will make you walk away saying the movie was terrible. However, you may walk away thinking about how the first two were better, and how loud Tucker is.

Bottomline. Slightly entertaining later summer popcorn muncher. It is what it is, and it can't be anymore. Rush Hour 3 is broad action/comedy made to draw upon a wide cross section of demographics. On that strength, it works. But you know, trying to be everything for everyone is not the best way to go.

Not Recommended.

Movie Review: Becoming Jane

If you are a fan of Jane Austen's work, skip reading this review. If you continue reading, you will find a review of a partly factual/partly fictional romantic period drama focusing on a small part of Jane Austen's life. You will also find a movie review written by someone who knows nothing about Jane Austen and has never read any of her novels or other writings (at least not that I can remember). I did see the Bollywood style take on Pride and Prejudice called Bride and Prejudice, though I doubt that counts. Becoming Jane is the new film in question, and I left the screening conflicted.

Becoming Jane is a movie that features some fantastic shots, a middling romance, good performances, and a sleep inducing pace. I wanted to like the movie. both Anne Hathaway (as Jane) and James McAvoy (as would be suitor Tom Lefroy). The supporting cast is also quite good, in particular Maggie Smith as the superior Lady Gresham. The cinematography also offers up some great shots, such as when Jane is walking along a beach (viewed from a distance), and the gritty Fight Club style underground boxing matches that Lefroy likes to engage in. Despite all there is to like, the screenplay moves at a snail's pace and fails to really deliver any insight. I feel as if I have seen this story before, and better.

We first meet Jane sitting in a window in the early morning, apparently suffering from a bit of writer's block. She works through this by letting loose her creative juices on a piano, much to the chagrin of the rest of her family so early in the morning. While Jane longs to put creative thought to blank page, her mother (Julie Walters) wishes she would find a husband and marry into some money. This while her father (James Cromwell) says she should follow her heart, money will bring comfort, but it will not fill a heart.

Tom Lefroy is a poor young lawyer, with a reliance on an allowance from his uncle. In an effort to help him get his head on straight, he is sent to spend time with relatives in the country. It is during this, supposedly, head clearing trip that he encounters Jane. At first, it is clear that the two are at odds in their outlook. In movie talk, that means they will end up being madly attracted to each other. Anyway, the relationship is not one smiled upon by their respective families. Jane's mother wishes her to marry into wealth (the family was suffering financial woes), while Lefroy's uncle will not consent to him marrying a country girl. Then there is Lady Gresham, a lonely woman who believes she is above everyone when it comes to deciding what is best for all around her. She wishes Jane to accept the pending proposal from her nephew, Mr. Wisley.

It is my understanding that the romance that is depicted is more speculation than anything else. There is a factual base on the mention of Lefroy in a pair of letters to her older sister, Cassandra (Anna Maxwell Martin). However, the details are not known. This allows screenwriters Kevin Hood and Sarah Williams the room to play with what may have happened. They use elements of her novels as the seeds of the story. In a way they reverse engineer her writings to create potential inspirations from her real life. This may be pretty close, as most authors take cues from their real life for their writing. It would not be much of a stretch to assign Austen's narrative elements to pieces of her life in the search to fill in what she was like.

My conflicted feelings are too hard to ignore. I wanted to like the film, the cast is good, and by and large the performances are good. The failure lies in the hands of the screenwriters and on the shoulders of director Julian Jarrold. The screenplay fails to offer anything of real interest, and the direction is straight forward and just a little plain. It is a tale of unfulfilled potential.

Bottomline. A costume drama that fails to rise above the level of mediocrity. Despite the pretty images, and strong performances, I found myself fighting the oncoming of sleep for much of the runtime. If you are a fan of Austen, you will likely enjoy this much more than I. Still, it is a film that doesn't deliver on its romantic premise.

Not Recommended.