August 11, 2007

CD Review: Of Hearts and Shadows - Touching Base with a Chainsaw

Of Hearts and Shadows is the latest in a long line of screamo acts looking to make a dent in the scene. However, to simply call them screamo would be oversimplifying the music they create. Or, I could just be looking for some way to justify my enjoyment of the music. If you have made a habit of reading my reviews, you probably know that screamo bands have a harder job of winning me over. You see, I am more of a metal guy and the screamo scene often times escapes me. I just wanted that up front, it is not that I am not open to it, but like any new style that comes up and makes it big there are bound to be a lot of sound alike bands that try to get caught in the wake of the frontrunners. That being the case, I have found fewer screamo bands that I actually like. Of Hearts and Shadows is one of those bands that showcases a high level of talent and make moves to expand on the borders of the music the play.

Touching Base with a Chainsaw is not a perfect album, not by a longshot, but there is certainly a lot to sink your teeth into. The screamo label is an easy fit for them, although there is a lot of metalcore in their sound. It is almost like a metalcore band brought in a screamo style vocalist and the result is some sort of mutant emocore. I like that, emocore. The vocals have that alternating clean and raw throated scream mix that is a signature of screamo, but the music has a lot of technical precision in their timing with their lead harmonies and hardcore-esque breakdowns.

Honestly, this album was a surprise. I did not expect much from it, which was likely a mistake on my part, but I am tough enough to admit it. I was caught offguard, the music is crisp, heavy, very easy to bang your head to. Not to mention the strong grooves that they develop, lots of breakdowns and melodic phrasing mixed in that demonstrate some nicely developing songwriting skills.

The weakest part of the band would have to be the vocals, more specifically the clean style employed by Scott Bixby. His scream is quite good, loud, in your face, and carries some emotion. The clean style, however, comes across as a bit flat, not bad most of the time, exposed primarily in the final track, "Aldernaun." The song is considerably softer than the rest of the album, spiced with some acoustic guitars, and while musically it has a nice flow to it, a nice counterpoint to the rest of the album, the vocals don't really work for me. Not terrible, just a little weaker than on the heavier tracks.

For the most part, Touching Base with a Chainsaw delivers the goods. Pay particular attention to tracks "Pretty for Nostalgia," "Arbitrary," "Pull the Trigger," and their near eight minute epic "The Airport Symphonies." Them, as the album begins to wind down, they offer up a solo piano instrumental called "Two Years," it is a soft, contemplative piece which works well as chill down from the rage that has preceded it.

Musically, the band is led by the twin guitars of co-founder Ricky Vazquez and Ian Archer, as they team for some great melodies and very heavy power driven sections. Behind them are bassist Isaih Herevia, and drummer Matt Williams. They are young, and all show the skills to take Of Hearts and Shadows to the next level.

Touching Base with a Chainsaw is a strong debut for the emocore (I'll make it work) act out of San Diego, CA. I will say, I am not a big fan of the band name, sounds a little too, uh, screamo for me. Also, if I may comment on the album cover, the band's name is a little too hard to make out, it doesn't pop enough. I'd recommend a different font, or at least a different color, so I am not left starring at it trying to figure out who it is.

Bottomline. Definitely worth your time. This is an good album, no doubt about it. It is a band that does not seem content to follow what has been done, but tries to bring a little more to the table. It will be interesting to see how the develop over their next couple of albums. Of Hearts and Shadows is definitely a band to keep an eye on.

Recommended.

August 10, 2007

Movie Media: Death at a Funeral - Poster, Trailer

This looks hilarious. A funeral brings a family together, only to have a secret regarding the deceased patriarch come to light which puts a twist on the whole proceeding. Death at a Funeral looks to have a blend of super dry humor and off the wall zaniness. I watch the trailer and cannot help but laugh, from the initial casket opening, to the secret revelation. It also doesn't hurt to have Alan Tudyk and Peter Dinklage in the cast, a couple of familiar faces who know how to work the camera. Frank Oz (Yoda) directs from Dean Craig's script.




New Movies and Box Office Predictions: Rush Hour 3, Stardust, Daddy Day Camp

Last week saw the arrival of one of the best action films to hit the screen this year in The Bourne Ultimatum. This week attempts to match that with a big and loud buddy action/comedy. I believe it is safe to say that this summer has had the last of its expected big hits and anything else that comes along in the dog days will be a pleasant surprise. Of course, I have been known to be very wrong in my guesses. Still, I feel pretty confident. While that buddy movie will try to prove me wrong, a new family comedy and a new fantasy will be trying to do the same thing. I won't be helping myself any when I go to see as many of these as I can.

Daddy Day Camp. (2007, 93 minutes, PG, comedy, trailer) A few years back Eddie Murphy starred in the $100 million hit Daddy Day Camp. That was 2003. The Dads are back, albeit with another face in the lead. Rather than bring back Eddie Murphy (for whatever reason), they have brought in Cuba Gooding Jr. to fill the hole. Looking to fill the hole that is the summer break, they decide to open up a camp. Much comedy ensues. I cannot say that it looks all that good. Also, it is interesting to note, this marks the big screen directorial debut of former child actor Fred Savage. He has been cutting his teeth on television for years now, and we can now see how well he translates to the big screen. Well, someone can. Maybe.

Rush Hour 3. (2007, 90 minutes, PG-13, action/comedy, trailer) The first Rush Hour movie brought us the new buddy cops played by Chris Tucker and Jackier Chan. It was a fish out of water story with Chan coming to LA to work a case. The sequel played the same formula but took Tucker and sent him to Hong Kong, flipping their character positions. This time out both of these cops will be in new surroundings. Chan and Tucker find themselves in Paris fighting bad guys. Will this offer anything new? I doubt it. Still, both of these performers have undeniable charisma. That charisma will have to be used to great effect to carry this outing. I cannot say that my expectations are high, but I am sure it will entertain.

Stardust. (2007, 128 minutes, PG-13, fantasy, trailer) Seeking to prove his love, young Tristan ventures forth to retrieve a fallen star for his love, Victoria. What he finds is a woman named Yvaine, who is also being sought by the four sons of a king, as well as a witch seeking eternal youth. Not sure how well it will play out, but it looks visually striking and is based on a Neil Gaiman novel, so it will at least be worth a shot. The cast is promising, including Ian McKellan, Claire Danes, Sienna Miller, Robert DeNiro, Peter O'Toole and Ricky Gervais.

Becoming Jane. (2007, 120 minutes, PG, drama, trailer) This movie is said to cement Anne Hathaway's transition from Disney princess to a full-fledged mature actress. Not sure about that, Prada and Brokeback Mountain may have already done the trick. Anyway, this is the story of Jane Austen's untold romance with Tom Lefoy (James McAvoy). This isn't my usual cup of tea, but could definitely prove interesting.

El Cantante. (2007, 106 minutes, R, drama, trailer) This biopic chronicles the rise and fall of Hector Lavoe, a Puerto Rican singer who moved to New York and pioneered salsa music. Honestly, I have never heard of him, but then again, I am rather ignorant of salsa in general (the music or the dip). The movie stars real life couple Marc Anthony (as Hector) and Jennifer Lopez (as his wife Puchi).

Also opening this week, but not near me:
  • Skinwalkers
  • 2 Days in Paris
  • Chak DE! India
  • Cut Sleeve Boys
  • Dans Paris
  • Descent
  • Rocket Science

Box Office Predictions
Rush Hour 3 anyone? I am certain that it will be the top grosser this weekend. The question is how high will it fly? Will it top last week's The Bourne Ultimatum? I doubt it. In 1998 Rush Hour opened with $33 million, the sequel followed in 2001 with a $67.5 million opening. I really don't see this one getting that high. Tucker hasn't made a movie since then, and this has to put a question mark on his drawing power. It will still do well, likely ending in the $50-55 million range. Reviews and word of mouth have been very positive, so I envision this having a good second weekend. Of the other new releases, Stardust should have a decent opening, but I do not expect much from Daddy Day Camp (especially with its 9th place finish on its opening day, failing to crack $.75 million).

Here is how I think the top ten field will play out:

RankTitleBox Office
1Rush Hour 3$55 million
2The Bourne Ultimatum$33 million
3Stardust$19 million
4The Simpsons Movie$15 million
5Underdog$8 million
6I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry$6 million
7Becoming Jane$5 million
8Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix$4.5 million
9Hairspray$3.5 million
10El Cantante$3 million

What are you seeing this weekend?

August 9, 2007

Review: Magic the Gathering - Tenth Edition

It has been over a decade since I was first introduced to the strange cards and odd language that made up the Magic the Gathering gaming universe. It has been a good half of that time since I have taken up arms and set out to out duel a fellow planeswalker. You know, the powerful wizard role that one assumes once your decks have been drawn. I spent hours playing the game with a select few friends, whittling away hours in the cafeteria at community college. I would spend good chunks of time selecting my cards and building my deck. You have to be careful to balance low and high cost cards while trying to get the right mix of land cards. If you have never played, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. No matter. Magic is one of those games that is pretty easy to learn but incredibly difficult to master. With the recent release of the tenth edition, everyone has a new opportunity to discover (or rediscover as the case may be) why the Magic world is, well, magic.

Back in the day, my friends and I would head off to the hobby shop and get a starter deck or two and a couple of boosters. The more cards we could get, the better the chance of getting something new and cool. It is a little different these days, especially when it comes to the starter decks. I am getting ahead of myself. If you are a new player, you will probably not want to start with a starter desk. For one thing, they are no longer called starter decks, they are "core decks." You will initially bypass those and grab a two player starter game.

The starter game was a godsend. Removing the package contents and laying them out before me brought back some memories, but it also showed me how I wish I had been introduced. No disrespect to my geek friends that showed me the ropes, but this would have given me something more substantial to go on when they were not around. The package contains two 15 card booster packs, another pack of 20 assorted land cards, and a quick start guide.

First, unfold the quick start and figure out what you have. This guide is a big poster that guides the first time players through the early steps, easily laying out the steps you need to take to get a game going while defining some new terms. Of course, I bypassed this initially to rip open the boosters to see what I had. Anyway, after a spending a few minutes reading the guide, you will be ready to start sending creatures forth, tapping land for mana, and casting debilitating spells on your opponent.

The early games go pretty quick. Playing with a couple of boosters will do that. Once getting the hang of that, you will step up to the core sets. This is where things start to get fun. There are five colors (represented by the different lands) in the game. When you build a deck you will focus on one or two of those colors, never all five. If you try to play three or more colors the deck will get to big and play to slow to get in the needed early damage. Back to the core decks. The tenth edition's decks come pre-themed, one for each color. This is cool because I'm able to pick the color I like best, which going back to my playing days was black. I used to play an all black and a black/white deck, I believe I also had a blue/red deck and a green/white deck. As soon as you crack the deck open, take the stack of fresh cards in your hands and read them. Study what the cards do, and what impact they have on the way you play. Some will make you have an evil grin, others will make you giddy at the prospect of placing it on the table in front of you as your opponents face sags under the weight of realization.

The core deck that I have is a black deck, and it is a theme called "Evincar's Tyranny." The deck plays well and is rather mean spirited. It is filled with cards that will make your opponent discard theirs, not to mention burying their creatures while yours attack and regenerate. Just take a read of the flavor text on some of the black cards (or any color for that matter) and you will quickly get the gist of what playing a black deck is all about. For example, from the Consume Spirit card: "Your blood, your marrow, your spirit - all are mine." attributed to Mayvar, minion of Geth.

That brings me to another aspect of the cards. Forget about what they do, forget about how they play, forget even the strength numbers. Pause and take a look at the cards, there is a lot more to them than just their ability. The art is very nice, gorgeous in some cases. I look through the black core deck and I love the designs of cards like "Severed Legion," "Diabolic Tutor," "Unholy Strength," and "Mass of Ghouls." Looking through the boosters of the starter game and there is really nice art on "Firebreathing," "Spirit Link," and "Steadfast Guard." After you take in the art, check out the flavor text. Not all cards have these quotes and such, but they add a little spice. They remind you that this is a universe, not just a game. You can take these bits and fill in the stories of the battles you are in the middle of, create relations, and just have a little bit more fun with the game.

I know, I am sounding a little geeky. I definitely have my moments. Anyway, the Magic the Gathering Tenth Edition offers up a nice set of cards. New artwork and flavor text rub elbows with artwork of a more classic vintage. I am itching to get into a few more games and dig up my old decks now!

I marvel at how long lasting this game has proven to be. While countless others appear and disappear in a flash, Magic has stayed strong. It has outlasted the fad and proven to be a gaming force. What else can I say other than: Get out there, get a deck and start playing!

Head over to MagictheGathering.com for more information.

DVD Review: Flash Gordon

The science fiction films of 1980 fit a variety of needs. For those looking for an existential experience there was Ken Russell's Altered States; for the sequel lovers in all of us, there was The Empire Strikes Back and Superman II (two of the best); for a more real world feel you could turn to The Final Countdown for your fix. There was one title that stood apart from all of those, it wasn't an original outing nor was it a sequel, it was anything but a serious movie. Flash Gordon exploded onto the screen in a blast of candy colored campiness in December of 1980. Now, nearly 27 years later, Flash Gordon has gotten a DVD release worthy of its technicolor insanity.

The character of Flash Gordon has been a mainstay of science fiction since his first appearance back in 1936. Comic books, theatrical serials, cartoons, he has had his influence on all manner of media. With the massive impact that Star Wars had in 1977, it was only a matter of time before Flash was resurrected for the big screen. Whether or not Flash Gordon is what the fans wanted is probably up for debate. What isn't up for debate is the fact that it is a lot of goofy fun.

I will admit to not being well versed in Flash Gordon lore; so I am not certain how closely this mirrors any of the prior incarnations. Despite that (a fact that I plan on correcting), this movie feels right, like a tribute to the old Buster Crabbe serials. It embraces its roots, using camp to its advantage.

The story is simple. Ming the Merciless (Max von Sydow), ruler of Mongo, decides to cheer himself up by picking on Earth. He causes all manner of natural disasters, before sending the moon out of its orbit and on a collision course for Earth. On the surface, scientists are rubbishing the thought of any danger following a surprise lunar eclipse. Nope, no problems here. Leave it to the mad scientist, Dr. Hans Zarkov (Topol), to figure it out.

Fortunately, Dr. Zarkov has a plan to save the Earth. The problem lies in him being crazy, his assistant has no desire to head off into space in Zarkov's personal space rocket. It just so happens that New York Jets quarterback Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones), and the lovely Dale Arden (Melody Anderson), happen to be crash landing on top of his remote lair. This dynamic duo will prove the perfect helpers to get his ship off the ground. A quick kidnapping later, and the three are headed off into the swirling colors of space.

No sooner are they in space, they are being dragged down to planet Mongo and brought before Ming. Flash, Dale, and Zarkov find themselves in a fight for, not only Earth, but for their lives. What follows is a series of double-crosses and team-ups that will ultimately lead to Flash becoming the "Savior of the Universe."

There is a distinctly, and purposefully, cheesy look to the movie. It is big, colorful, dumb, and the models look like models. It is not a movie that is looking to advance the state of science fiction, or offer up any deep philosophical understanding. Flash Gordon is all flash (sic) and no substance. It is a world of impossibly ornate costumes, characters of little pretense, and some of the worst dialogue your likely to hear. It is also a world where the hero engages in a football game with Ming's soldiers, and battles a pre-Bond Timothy Dalton with a whip!

For all of the problems it has (the dialogue, the acting, the lack of plot), there is still a lot of charm. A lot of the goodwill stems from that wild and crazy them song by Queen, as well as the rest of their contributed music. There is something about that song that gets the geek in me a little giddy. On top of that, the performances may be bad, but still rather fun. Max von Sydow brings a regal air to the evil Ming, while his right hand man, Klytus (Peter Wyngarde), is downright mean. While the colors offer lots of pretty things to look at, we should not forget Dale's Melody Anderson and Princess Aura's Ornella Muti, a pair of lovely ladies who will give you even more to look at. That brings us to Sam J. Jones, whose Flash is rather wooden and charmless. He definitely looks the part, but doesn't quite have the presence to be completely successful. It would have been interesting to see what would have happened had Kurt Russell gotten the role (he had auditioned for it).

Directorial duties fell to Mike Hodges, whose previous outings included Get Carter and Damien: Omen II. He does a fine job of giving the movie an old school sheen. He definitely embraced that low tech aesthetics. Hodges did well, but he was not the first choice for the chair. George Lucas had pursued the rights for years. When he found them unavailable, he turned his attentions towards his old school serial inspired original creation, Star Wars (thank you Dino Di Laurentis). Other names that were approached include Federico Fellini (Amarcord, 8 1/2) and Nicolas Roeg (The Man Who Fell to Earth).

Audio/Video. This "Savior of the Universe Edition" features remastered audio and video, and it looks great. The video is anamorphic widescreen, 2.35:1. The colors literally jump off the screen, especially when you see some of the footage in the extras. The audio has a distinctly 80's tinge to it that fits everything about this movie.

Extras.
  • Alex Ross, Renowned Comic Book Artist, on Flash Gordon. Ross is an amazing artist, and here he speaks of how much of an impact this film had on him as a child and on his career. It is fun to listen to him speak of his love for this film. (13 minutes)
  • Writing a Classic: Screenwriter Lorenzo Semple, Jr. Interesting interview on how the script was created, and how it could have been bettered had there been some criticism of his writing. (9 minutes)
  • Flash Gordon 1936 Serial Episode: Chapter One: Planet of Peril. Want to see some old school Flash? This will fit the bill, and probably make you want to see some more. (the old serials are public domain, I found a really bad copy on Veoh) (20 minutes)
  • Trailers. A lame teaser for the new series on the Sci Fi Channel, as well as the original theatrical trailer.

Bottomline. Shut down your brain, pop up some corn and have some fun. This really is a fun movie. Loud colors, kicking music, shiny clothes, crazy set decoration, the stunning Ornella Muti, and an awesome Alex Ross cover, what else do you need?

Recommended.


CD Review: Korn - Untitled

Korn is one of those bands that I will forever be an unapologetic fan of. They will never have the respect of metal fans, and nu-metal has pretty much run its course. where does that leave the boys in Korn? In a position to do some experimentation, the opportunity to continue tinkering with their sound and expand their horizons. Anyway, Their last album was last year's See You on the Other Side, which offered up some good cuts, but paled next to their earlier output. That was also the first release following the departure of guitarist Brian "Head" Welch. It also found the band experimenting with some more industrial-like touches. This latest release finds the band short yet another member, and taking deeper excursions into industrial and atmospheric mid-tempo numbers. The result is an album which is their best release in years.

After Welch left the group, the band soldiered forth, only to lose another member in drummer David Silveria. Officially, he is listed as being "on hiatus." I don't know the reasons for his departure, or if he will be returning. What his absence does mean, however is that the drum sound on this disk is considerably different than what has been offered up on their other albums. There is no drummer officially listed in the liner notes, as they are a threesome with a fill in on drums. I do know that Terry Bozzio (who played on the recent live acoustic release) appears on some of the tracks, and I know that Slipknot's Joey Jordison is filling in on their tour. I believe that Jonathan Davis fills in on the drums for some cuts.

Anyway, Untitled, as I have seen it listed, presumably to avoid confusion with their eponymous debut album, is a strong release that held my attention from start to finish. It continues the evolution that was hinted at on See You On the Other Side. There is a fusion of Korn's standard sensibilities with those of Nine Inch Nails. It is still distinctly Korn, but there is something more, something different, and something interesting. Jonathan Davis and company move further into the atmospheric side of music, keyboards, slowed tempos, and an overall darker feel. Add that NIN feel, mix in a little bit of Type O Negative's dark dirge sound, and you get this new look Korn. It is a sound that doesn't sound quite as mainstream as it has in the past, though it does still come complete with a couple of single ready tracks.

The funny thing is that I had no idea that this was coming. These guys have been quietly prolific since their arrival a dozen years ago. I was sitting there on a Sunday morning perusing the sale flyers, and what jumped out at me but a new Korn release. I was sold. I eagerly ripped those damn security stickers off the case and threw it in the player. I was greeted with "Intro," a dark circus tune that doesn't really offer anything to the album, but proves to be unsettling haunted house music that prepares us for the cut, "Starting Over."

The first true song finds Davis telling us "My time is over, God is going to take me out." Could this be a reaction to Head's discovery of faith? It may, or it may not, it is one of a few potential swipes at their former member. I would like to think that there are no hard feelings between the guys, and this just happens to be a coincidence. In the end, it makes little difference, as, musically, this is a good album.

The first single is "Evolution" which features the familiar Korn structure, although it feels a bit more sparse in its arrangement, and the underlying keyboards add a nice dimension. "Kiss" is a strong outing, a Korn epic of emotional pleading like they have never been before. It is even more sparsely arranged and just sounds great. This follows into the more aggressive, but still dirge-like paced, "Do What They Say."

"Love and Luxury" finds a return to a more old school Korn styled track, although it still has freshness to it. Also, keep an ear to the ground during "Innocent Bystander" and "Killing" which introduce some nicely detuned crunch. The latter featuring some nice growling from Davis. Untitled comes to a close with the dark lullaby "I Will Protect You," an interesting conglomeration of crunchy guitars, a lightly singing Davis, with swirling keyboards in the background.

I really like this album, it stands head and shoulders above their last few outings, and offers up some interesting new sounds for the band. Particularly, I love the drum sound throughout. It is very different from Silveria's sound and just brings a new dimension to the music. Still, at its heart this is still a Korn album, and based on that fact you will have to decide if this is for you. I will remain an unapologetic fan of the band until they betray my faith. It may tarnish my objectivity a touch, but this is a good album, and will stand near the top of their catalog.

Bottomline. Korn is in the process of reinventing themselves in the wake of their first lineup shakeup. It is a growing process as they seek to redefine themselves in an ever changing musical landscape. This is a very good step at moving forward, moreso than they have ever done in the past. Like them or not, give this album a try, you may be surprised by what you find.

Highly Recommended.

August 8, 2007

Movie Media: The Strangers - Poster

Here comes a new horror/thriller, being distributed by Rogue Pictures, which claims to be inspired by true events. Honestly, anything can claim to be inspired by true events, even if the resulting film has nothing to do with the claimed event. But I digress. I have not seen a frame of footage, but this poster is eerie, creepy, and familiar. I feel as if I have seen this before. It is very reminiscent of the Halloween series posters. A kitchen knife, creepy white masks, and a worn look. Three ingredients for a cool poster. The movie stars Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman as a couple being terrorized by masked assailants.


DVD Review: I Think I Love My Wife

Chris Rock's I Think I Love My Wife is a movie that has good intentions, but is saddled with a script and performances that never quite mesh. It is a pseudo-remake of Eric Rohmer's Chloe in the Afternoon. The thing about the remake is that it took the central concept of that 1972 film, and merged it with the essence of Chris Rock's stand up. The end result is a film that takes a stab at serious relationship issues, but is dogged by a high vulgarity count which only lessens the impact of the heart. Still, it is a film that is not awful, it just feels like a missed opportunity.

Chris Rock stars as Richard, a successful businessman, married to Brenda (Gina Torres) with two adorably young children. Richard is happy, but there is something missing from his life, sex. This is putting a strain on the relationship, but the marriage seems solid, still Richard's eyes are wandering. That is until Nikki (Kerry Washington) enters his life. She is an old friend who injects herself back into Richard's life, and the two are soon meeting for lunches and running errands together. It is not long before Richard's resolve begins to waver, will he remain true, or will he succumb to the gorgeous Nikki?

I Think I Love My Wife is an interesting movie, in that it doesn't slip into the standard stereotypes for the characters. Torres does not play Brenda as a nagging wife, but a woman who feels underappreciated for her efforts, while Washington's Nikki is more than the primary distraction for Richard but a woman seeking to make sense of her own changing circumstances. All while Richard deals with a very real seeming issue of fidelity, the nature of love, and the difficulties in navigating the treacherous waters of remaining true and slipping into an affair.

It is an interesting, if frustrating mix of realism and staginess. While the issues and the relationships seem real, a lot of the dialogue feels like a play with a dash of stand up. It does not ring true. I felt as if I was being kept at arms length, I could not become fully invested in the plight of the characters because of this dialogue issue. The pervasive vulgarity was a strike against the script as well. I have no problem with bad language, but it is all over the place in this movie, and it robbed the strength of the relationships. It was as if they felt the need to pepper it into the script without any regard for whether it fit the moment or not. Then there is the climax with characters breaking into song, what was that all about?

Problems aside, the heart is in the right place. This is a marriage where communication has broken down. Richard and Brenda are not talking to each other, and when they do it is the mundane things like what they are having for dinner, until the moment that they snap and those little talks become arguments. Those arguments over inconsequential things lead to bigger problems as we end up with situations like what develop in this movie. The characters are in the midst of taking stock of their lives, and they have all reached a turning point at the same time.

It is not a bad film, it is not a good film. It is a film that has a strong base, but the execution is bit on the weak side. It has moments of true insight, but the punctuation marks don't entirely work. It was a good attempt, however.

Audio/Video. They don't look bad, but the version I have to review is a promo copy, and not the final production copy, so I cannot attest to it looking like what you will get off the shelf.

Extras. There are a few extras on the disk, spread across both sides of the disk. That's right, this is a two sided disk with widescreen on one side and full screen on the other. The commentary is on both, but the others are split.

  • Commentary with Chris Rock. The track is OK, it sounds like Rock wasn't quite sure what to do. It probably would have been better had he been with someone, perhaps co-writer Louis CK, or one of the other stars. Anyway, we get some information on the casting and shooting of the film.
  • Featurette: "I Do Love Making This Movie." This runs for about 7.5 minutes and is essentially a fluff piece on the making of the movie, covering the development of the story from the Chloe in the Afternoon seed.
  • FX Movie Channel Presents: Casting Session. This runs for 9 minutes and goes through the casting of the leads, including Rock who bought the rights so he could be in it.
  • Deleted Scenes. This is a mixture of genuine deleted scenes and alternate takes of scenes that are already in the film. There are 10.5 minutes in this section.
  • Bloopers/Outtakes Reel. 2 minutes of nothingness. The ad-libbed lines for the lingerie shop scene were kind of funny, but that was about it.

Bottomline. It was a mediocre movie, that I enjoyed to a certain extent but never took that final leap into the world of good movies. It has a good heart, and I liked that. this is a movie that is definitely worth checking out, just keep your expectations in check.

Mildly Recommended.


Movie Media: Resident Evil: Extinction - Trailer

Holy Day of the Dead, Batman! Now, I have enjoyed the first two films, and I am looking forward to this third outing, but there are some distinct similarities to the Romero outing from the 80's. Specifically, there is the aspect of an underground bunker doing experiments on a way to return to the surface. The experiments involve Milla Jovovich's DNA. Anyway, the full trailer is out, and it looks like it is going to be fun. I think it will prove to be a good popcorn muncher.


August 7, 2007

Movie Media: In the Valley of Elah - Trailer

Paul Haggis' follow up to his Oscar winning Crash actually looks like a better movie (and I liked Crash). In the Valley of Elah is the story of Tommy Lee Jones looking into the disappearance of his son following his return from Iraq. His investigation leads him to team with a police officer played by Charlize Theron, who is also working on the case. It looks to be an engrossing drama that I want to see. What say you?


DVD Pick of the Week: TMNT

This week brings a lengthy list of titles running the gamut from the good, to the bad, to the ugly. Lots of television titles, some unknown releases, and even a few movies. No matter how long or short the weekly release list of interesting titles is, there is always a minimum of one title that I would like to add to the ever growing collection, usually more. This week is no different, although despite the decent loist of titles, it was pretty easy to select this weeks top pick.

This week's pick is none other than the latest incarnation of everyone's heroes on the half shell, TMNT. It wins out based partially on childhood nostalgia, but mostly because it is actually a quality film filled with good action, nice animation, and is all around an exciting slice of cinema.

The story picks up after the live action series. Following the defeat of Shredder, it seems that the team dynamic changed. Splinter sent Leonardo away to learn to be a better leader. During that time, the team split up, each of the remaining brothers doing their own thing. But, trouble is brewing, and the promise of danger brings the four back together. Yes, there is another but, before they are able to face the oncoming threat, they must first learn to deal with each other.

A big part of the story centers on the strained relationship between Leonardo and Raphael. This story is great, but pushes Michaelangelo and Donatello to considerably smaller supporting roles, something I assume will change should there be a sequel. Raph is something of a hothead, not happy with Leo's departure, and decides to take things into his own hands. Now that Leo is back, Raph is even less happy now that his brother has returned. It is an interesting dynamic that plays out, but there is the bigger story that they are all forced to deal with.

There is an ancient, immortal warrior who unwittingly let a number of ghastly beasties loose upon the earth, while his generals were turned into beastly stone statues. It just so happens everything is converging on New York, the warrior goes by the name Winter, and he has just bought the statues and is intent on bringing his men back and recapturing said beasties. It is up to the turtle foursome, along with April O'Neil and Casey Jones to get their act together and get to the bottom of the creature activity. Oh yes, the Foot Clan are still around too.

TMNT is a rather big departure from the prior popularized incarnations, and probably closer to the original underground comic book version. It strips away the straight up comedy and goofiness that infected the cartoon, taking a darker and grittier turn. It would be something akin to the difference between Batman & Robin and Batman Begins, that is to say it is a fantastic change. It has its share of comedy, but it has a more serious tone that doesn't give away all the fun. The action is high, and there are a couple of great fights, this is what was promised in those other incarnations, finally brought to realization.

Among the extras: Alternate ending temp/scratch test (grayscale April and Casey), Commentary by writer and director Kevin Munroe, Deleted scenes including Mikey sneaking food to Splinter, and Interviews with voice talent Patrick Stewart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Laurence Fishburne and filmmakers.

Also out this week:

  • Bubba Ho-Tep: Hail to the King Edition. I was initially excited about this release, until I discovered it is the same disk that was released back in 2004. The only new thing with this is the snazzy Elvis inspired slipcase. Still, if you don't have it, get it, the movie is a blast.
  • Rome:The Complete Second Season. Never seen the series, but have always heard good things about it. Its second, and I believe final, is now here.
  • The Simpsons: The Complete Tenth Season. The show was at the tail end of its prime, but always offers up some laughs, and should sell well on the heels of the very good movie.
  • The Muppet Show: Season Two. Gotta love the classic Henson creation.
  • The Dresden Files: The Complete First Season. The first, and only (I believe it has been cancelled) season of the wizard detective was a good one hampered by out of order airing. Not unlike Firefly.
  • Disturbia. The surprise hit from DJ Caruso and Shia LeBeouf. It was a surprisingly good Rear Window-esque thriller that delivers the goods.
  • Flash Gordon: Savior of the Universe. FLASH! AAA-AAAAAH! Just in time for the start of the new Sci Fi Channel series is a new special edition of the classic show.
  • The Tick vs Season Two. The classic Saturday morning superhero series in its second season. Who doesn't love the big blue guy?
  • The Film Crew: Killers from Space. Looking for a funny commentary? Mike Nelson and crew lampoon old cheese fests. This is the second Film Crew release.
  • Are We Done Yet? Not bad, but not good either. Family comedy is saved by John C McGinley's manic performance.
  • Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show: The Complete Series. A good dosage of Batman and Superman.
  • I Think I Love My Wife. Mediocre at best Chris Rock dramedy about relationships.
  • Unaccompanied Minors. This is what happens when you leave kids alone in an airport.
  • Darkwing Duck: Volume 2. Let's take a trip back to the day when Disney ruled the after school cartoon market. This was at the taile end of it, but still quality toonage.
  • Darkman Trilogy. Sam Raimi's superhero flick before he got to Spider-Man, and starring Liam Neeson and Frances McDormand before they hit big. None returned for the two sequels.
  • Crime Story. Jackie Chan when he left the laughs behind in favor of true crime.
  • The War of the Worlds/When Worlds Collide. There are a ton of double and triple features coming out, but this is the one that caught my eye. These sets offer good value on a large variety of films.
  • Bad Reputation. Looks like a low budget slasher about a girl in high school gaining her revenge. Could prove to be fun.
  • Lady Ninja Kasumi, Vol. 1. Always up for some ninja action, this looks like it could prove fun.
  • Star Knight. A science fiction epic with Harvey Keitel? This looks awfully cheesy. Just take a look at the cover and you will see a ship from Battlestar Galactica fighter on it. They wouldn't reuse footage, would they?

So, anything on the schedule for you?

Box Office Update 8/3-8/5: The Bourne Ultimatum Explodes to the Top

This weekend saw the debut of the third Bourne film. It opened to good reviews, and the movie-going public responded giving it an opening near $70 million. That incredible opening adds to the record year 2007 is having; seven films have opened north of that $70 million mark, and The Bourne Ultimatum just narrowly missed being the eighth. Still, this opened substantially higher than the prior entry, which in turn was much higher than the initial outing. The Bourne Ultimatum is a fantastic action/thriller that delivers the goods with explosive action and an engrossing story. Damon has said this will be his last outing, but don't be surprised if they look to bring him back for the other Bourne novels.

Coming in right behind Ultimatum is The Simpsons Movie, which took a steeper-than-anticipated dive in its second weekend, slipping 65% to $25 million. I guess it should have been seen. I was thinking it prior to its opening, but following its monster opening it was automatic that expectations grew. Still, it had to be suspected that it would be front-loaded with the Simpsons die-hards heading to the theaters, leaving the following weekends for the lesser fans catching on to the very positive word of mouth. In any case, it is still a very successful release, and the film is hilarious.

Aside from The Bourne Ultimatum three other new releases made their top-ten debuts. First up is Underdog which came in third. The live-action adaptation had a decent, if unspectacular, opening. I saw the film, and it was actually all right. Kids will like it while adults will want for more. The other two failed to make much of an impact, Hot Rod and BRATZ finished ninth and tenth, respectively. I saw Hot Rod expecting not to like it, and I left very satisfied by the crazy random humor it supplied. The Andy Samberg-vehicle turned out to be very funny, and I recommend you all give it a shot. Then there is BRATZ pulling up the rear, and frankly, I have no interest in seeing it, unless someone wants to buy me a ticket?

As for the returning films, all, except for The Simpsons Movie, did fairly well. All of them slipping in the 45% range. None of them had extraordinary holds, but none fell off the table. It is heading into the dog days of summer and most of the big titles have now come and gone.

Next week sees Daddy Day Camp arrive on Wednesday, with Rush Hour 3, Stardust, and Skinwalkers arriving on Friday.

Four movies dropped off the top ten this week: Ratatouille (11), Live Free or Die Hard (13), I Know Who Killed Me (14), and Who's Your Caddy (15).
This WeekLast WeekTitleWknd GrossOverallWeek in release
1NThe Bourne Ultimatum$69,283,690$69,283,6901
21The Simpsons Movie$25,110,873$128,060,5782
3NUnderdog$11,585,121$11,585,1211
42I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry$10,626,345$91,795,4503
54Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix$9,522,220$261,027,3973
63Hairspray$9,225,378$78,854,7984
75No Reservations$6,588,375$24,175,2032
86Transformers$6,021,472$296,379,3285
9NHot Rod$5,310,711$5,310,7111
10NBRATZ$4,208,455$4,208,4551

Box Office Predictions Recap
My placings were pretty good this week, nailing the top 6, with 3 others within 1 slot. Not too shabby. My biggest miscalculation in placement was Hot Rod which came in 9th place, not the 7th that I was expecting. Sadly, Ratatouille made its exit from the top ten after five weeks in the top list, still it is inching its way towards the $200 million barrier. As for my gross predictions, outside of my underestimation of the top two and overestimation of the third, I was pretty close to being spot on for the rest of the field. My worst guess had to have been for The Bourne Ultimatum, which I was off by nearly $20 million, much like my Simpsons guess was off last week.

Anyway, here is how I picked the field:
ActualPredictionTitleWknd GrossPrediction
11The Bourne Ultimatum$69,283,690$55 million
22The Simpsons Movie$25,110,873$32 million
33Underdog$11,585,121$18 million
44I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry$10,626,345$11 million
55

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

$9,522,220$10 million
66Hairspray$9,225,378$9 million
97Hot Rod$5,310,711$8 million
78No Reservations$6,588,375$6.5 million
89Transformers$6,021,472$6 million
1110Ratatouille$3,987,800$4 million

August 6, 2007

About all the Press Releases...

I apologize for posting so many so close together. I was just going through my backlog of emails and wanted to get some of this cool info posted. Tomorrow I'll be back to normal.

Press Release: ZOMBI’s Steve Moore To Release Solo Album

Relapse will issue The Henge, the debut full-length solo album from ZOMBI’s Steve Moore, in late October. The Henge was self-recorded by Moore and advance track titles include: “Infinite Resignation”, “Dead Tide”, and “Cepheid”.

Moore describes The Henge and his approach; “This album represents a turning point in my writing - a subtle shift in direction that is only apparent when considering the album as a whole. While no track is too far removed from the harmonic language I create through my work with Zombi, this album gives me a chance to expand my tonal palette by experimenting with different instrumentations.”

“The album is meant to be viewed as a small step in a new direction, exploring some of the more ambient, drone-oriented ideas I've written over the last couple years.” Moore continues; “Although I always enjoy collaborative writing, the challenge of single-handedly developing an idea from conception to completion can sometimes be an even more rewarding experience.”

In addition to his works with ZOMBI, Moore has also recorded material with MICROWAVES and PANTHERS, as well as been involved in a number of scores for independent horror movies including ‘The Redsin Tower’ (collaboration with Scott Hull (of PIG DESTROYER, AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED), ‘Horror Business’, ‘Murder-Set-Pieces’ (as ZOMBI), ‘Home Sick’ (as ZOMBI) and more.

Audio samples of Moore’s solo work can be heard via his MySpace page www.MySpace.com/SteveMoore2600 and/or his newly designed website: www.StephenJamesMoore.com.

Press Release: NEW ALBUM AND TOUR ON THE HORIZON FOR PARKWAY DRIVE

Australia’s masters of metalcore, Parkway Drive will release their new album, Horizons, on October 9th and map out an international tour this fall. Produced by Killswitch Engage’s Adam Dutkiewicz (Underoath, Autumn to Ashes, Every Time I Die) and recorded at Zing Studios in Boston, Horizons awakens the inner-beast with an enthralling avalanche of sound. From grinding math riffs and palpitating blast beats to haunting death growls, Horizons’ brutal mix of metal and hardcore excels with songs such as “Carrion” and “Breaking Point,” which are enough to have anyone running for the circle pit.

"Horizons marks two years of refinement since our last release. The songs, the sounds, the speed, the heaviness and the production has all been stepped up,” says vocalist Winston McCall. “Working with Adam again made our job super easy as well as highly enjoyable. I think the end result is by far the best record we've made so far, but I guess that's always for others to judge.”



Currently leaving trails of bruised bodies in their wake as the cross the U.S. on the Van’s Warped Tour, Parkway Drive will christen their new album this fall with an Australian tour. Following their tour of OZ, the group will head to Europe in November with Comeback Kid, Cancer Bats, The Warriors and This is Hell.

Horizons Tracklisting:

1. Begin
2. The Sirens’ Song
3. Feed Them To The Pigs
4. Carrion
5. Five Months
6. Boneyards
7. Idols and Anchors
8. Moments In Oblivion
9. Breaking Point
10. Dead Man’s Chest
11. Frostbite
12. Horizons

Tour Dates:

Oct-10 Arena, Brisbane Lic / All ages
Oct-11 High School, Byron Bay All ages
Oct-12 Roundhouse, Sydney Lic / All ages
Oct-13 Jamison Inn, Canberra Lic / All ages
Oct-14 The Brisbane Hotel, Hobart Lic / All ages
Oct-17 Camberwell Centre, Melbourne All ages
Oct-18 The Gov, Adelaide Lic / All ages
Oct-20 Amplifier, Perth 18+
Oct-21 Capitol, Perth All ages


For More Information:

www.myspace.com/parkwaydrive
www.epitaph.com

Press Release: MONDO GENERATOR ANNOUNCE “WHAT IS ROCK” TOUR WITH TURBONEGRO

Mondo Generator has announced the dates for the upcoming “What Is Rock” tour with Turbonegro. The tour will kick off in September and go through the middle of October.

Mondo Generator was originally formed by ex-Queens of the Stone Age and
Kyuss bassist Nick Oliveri in 1997. The band has previously released two
critically acclaimed albums, their classic debut album “Cocaine Rodeo”
in 2000 and 2003’s “A Drug Problem That Never Existed.” Initially
intended as a side-project, the band has now become Oliveri’s full time
venture. Mondo Generator’s new album “Dead Planet” was recently released
through Suburban Noize Records.

Scandinavian rock outfit Turbonegro is touring in support of their
eighth full-length album "Retox.” Having rocked the European punk scene
since the late eighties, Turbonegro has developed into one of the
world's biggest underground rock bands after releasing classic albums
such as "Ass Cobra" and "Apocalypse Dudes" that earned them significant
critical acclaim and a loyal cult-like following of "Turbojugends.”

MONDO GENERATOR TOUR DATES w/ TURBONEGRO:
09/19 - Metro, Chicago, IL
09/20 - Smalls, Detroit, MI
09/21 - The Grog Shop, Cleveland, OH
09/22 - Phoenix Concert Theater, Toronto
09/24 - Paradise, Boston, MA
09/25 - Nokia Theater Times Square, NYC
09/26 - Black Cat, Washington, DC
09/28 - Ziggy's, Winston-Salem, NC
09/29 - Center Stage, Atlanta, GA
09/30 - One Eyed Jack's, New Orleans, LA
10/01 - Granada Theater, Dallas, TX
10/02 - Emo's, Austin, TX
10/04 - The Brickhouse, Phoenix, Az
10/05 - HOB, San Diego, CA
10/06 - Downtown LA, Los Angeles, CA
10/07 - Henry Ford Theater, Los Angeles
10/08 - Slims, San Francisco, CA
10/10 - Showbox, Seattle, WA
10/11 - Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver
10/12 - Roseland Ballroom, Portland, OR

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www.MondoGenerator.com
www.SuburbanNoizeRecords.com

Press Release: Dark Horse Is Getting Creepy . . . and Eerie

Dark Horse Is Getting Creepy . . . and Eerie

The magazines that gave a whole generation the shivers are back. Creepy and Eerie were the definitive horror and sci-fi comics of the 1960s and flourished up until the early 1980s. Dark Horse Comics has entered into an agreement with New Comic Company to create archive editions of this classic material, as well as launch new Creepy and Eerie comics for modern horror fans. The licensing deal will encompass publishing, select film and TV development, and merchandising. Many of today's brightest stars will lend their talents to the venture, including horror legend Bernie Wrightson (City of Others) and modern master Steve Niles (30 Days of Night, Criminal Macabre).

Creepy is best remembered for its classic horror and was hosted by Uncle Creepy, while Eerie often ventured into science fiction and featured Cousin Eerie as its host. The rest of the gang includes Hunter, Child, El Cid, Marvin the Dead Thing, and the newly developed Creepy Family. The magazines, originally published by Jim Warren are remembered as presenting some of the era's greatest genre comics work.

"Both Creepy and Eerie are fondly remembered by comics fans as representing the best of science fiction and horror, and Dark Horse is proud and excited to relaunch these classic titles," said Dark Horse publisher Mike Richardson.

"Mike Richardson and Dark Horse have an impressive and deep understanding of what it will take to help us correctly re-launch Creepy and Eerie. It's a great fit for our brands," said New Comic executive and Submarine Entertainment Co-President Dan Braun, who negotiated the deal in cooperation with CAA-who represents both New Comic and Dark Horse. Deals in TV and Film are expected to be announced shortly.

New Comic Company acquired all rights in all media to the Creepy and Eerie comic book series earlier this year and was formed by New York based Submarine Entertainment and Los Angeles based Grand Canal Film Works.

New efforts are expected to debut this fall with the classic tales being prepared for the hardcover Dark Horse Archive series.

New Comic and Grand Canal Film Works executive Craig Haffner added, "The depth of this library across the horror, sci-fi, and fantasy genres makes it truly tantalizing for a multitude of different platforms. Our association with Dark Horse will take us one step closer to realizing our goal of returning the Creepy and Eerie brands to their former stature and beyond."

Dark Horse has set a tentative release date for the comics in early 2008.

Press Release: SCUM OF THE EARTH - NEW ALBUM ENTITLED SLEAZE FREAK

SCUM OF THE EARTH SCHEDULE U.S. RELEASE DATE FOR NEW ALBUM ENTITLED SLEAZE FREAK

August 3, 2007 – SCUM OF THE EARTH, featuring former long-time Rob Zombie guitarist RIGGS just recently finished mixing their new album entitled SLEAZE FREAK (Eclipse Records), the band’s first studio album of all-new material since the critically-acclaimed debut Blah…Blah…Blah…Love Songs For The New Millennium released in 2004.

Delving deep into the psyche of the blood-spitting world-famous guitarist’s mind, SLEAZE FREAK will contain 13 brand new songs described by RIGGS as “heavy-as-hell grinding, stripper-rock”. “It’s a much more intense collection of material than Blah…Blah…Blah…” said RIGGS, “we did everything we wanted to do this time around, which allowed us to really embody the whole red-light-district sleazy vibe into the material.” In addition, MySpace Music icon Metal Sanaz makes her recording debut performing guest backing vocals on the track “Love Pig”.

SLEAZE FREAK is scheduled to be released nation-wide at retail stores throughout the US on October 9th 2007. The explicit (PA) version of the album will be available at most retailers containing an added DVD video. The DVD will consist of footage filmed while recording and mixing the album documenting the recording and mixing process and many hijinks of the band around town, in the studio, and on the road. There will also be a clean version for those accounts who are afraid of scary comic-monsters, offensive language, etc…

The track listing for SLEAZE FREAK is as follows:
1. Bombshell From Hell
2. Hate X 13
3. Sleaze Freak
4. Devilscum
5. Death Stomp
6. I Am Monster
7. Love Pig
8. Macabro Expectaculo
9. Corpse Grinders
10. The Devil Made Me Do It 2
11. Scum-O-Rama
12. 13 Freaks
13. Just Like Me

The band is also currently on tour, hitting several markets before the album comes out and planning to continue through the end of 2007:
09-08-2007 Crocodile Rock Cafe Allentown, PA
09-07-2007 Tail Gators Louisville, KY
09-06-2007 Plan B Live Danville, VA
09-03-2007 Tasty World Athens, GA
09-02-2007 Jack Rabbits Jacksonville, FL
09-01-2007 Churchill's Miami, FL
08-26-2007 Tomcat's Dallas, TX
08-24-2007 Crash Mansion Los Angeles, CA
08-23-2007 Brick By Brick San Diego, CA
08-17-2007 Blake's Berkeley, CA
08-16-2007 Studio 7 Seattle, WA
08-12-2007 Rock & Roll Pizza Portland, OR
08-11-2007 Club Vegas Salt Lake City, UT
08-05-2007 Breakroom Grand Rapids, MI
08-04-2007 Groundsphere Allegan, MI
08-03-2007 The Poison Room Cincinnati, OH


About Eclipse Records:

Eclipse Records Inc is a nine year old, independent record label distributed in the United States by Big Daddy Distribution. With offices in New Jersey, the company is staffed by a unique blend of music and business specialists. The label is owned and managed by former music distribution executive Chris Poland and established itself as a formidable label in 2000 when it discovered and signed Cleveland modern rock band Mushroomhead, and released their debut album, XX. Eclipse Records has also developed several other successful artists, including Bobaflex, and Scum of the Earth and also owns and operates streetteam.com.

www.scumoftheearth.com
www.eclipserecords.com

More information on Scum of the Earth can be found at www.eclipserecords.com

Press Release: Alex Ferrari’s "Cyn" is WORLD PREMIERING at the Holly Shorts! Film Festival

Alex Ferrari’s "Cyn" (http://www.alittlecyn.com) is WORLD PREMIERING at the Holly Shorts! Film Festival (Hollywood, CA)
Saturday, August 11, 2007 (11am-12pm)
Cinespace Digital Superclub (6356 Hollywood Blvd)
Lunch reservations recommended (323.817.FILM)


What the press is saying about CYN:


"Cyn is what GRINDHOUSE should've been!!!"
- Entertainment Insiders


Visually, Cyn is utterly dazzling...I was in awe by the sheer visual luster of the film."
- Cinema Crazed


"Cyn," above all else, is ultra-hip, sexy & dangerous!"
- Guerilladephia Entertainment News


Here is a link to the teaser trailer: http://www.alittlecyn.com/trailer.html


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HollyShorts Film Festival will also feature two high profile industry Super Panels.


Saturday, August 11 at 3pm, the festival will host:
“How Making or Acting in a Short Film Can Affect Your Career”
Moderated by Elliott Kotek, Editor of Moving Pictures Magazine. Panelists: Actor Joey Naber (Academy Award Winning short film “West Bank Story”); Award winning animator Michael Attardi; Casting Director Ivy Eisenberg; Actor Richard Riehle (“Office Space”); Actor Alex Sol (“Taking Lives”, “American History X”) and Writer/Director/Producer Alex Ferrari.

On Sunday, August 12, at 3:50pm, the festival will host:
“Packaging, Promoting, Marketing and Distributing Your Project in the Digital Era”
Moderated by Stuart Altman, Vice President, Film Industry Network. Panelists: Mark Stoloraff, instructor, No Budget Film School, Entertainment Power Lawyers Greg Bernstein, Law offices of Greg Bernstein), Paul Battista, Esq., Partner, MindFusion Law Corporation and Mychal Wilson, Esq., Partner, MindFusion Law Corporation.


HollyShorts, Short Film Festival is an annual short film festival showcasing the best and brightest short films from around the globe. HollyShorts is devoted to the advancement filmmakers through screenings, Q&A sessions and networking events. The HollyShorts Film Festival showcases the top short films produced 30-minutes or less.


The organizers HollyShorts (http://www.hollyshorts.com) announced today popular LATV network VJ Viviana Vigil will host the 3rd Annual HollyShorts Film Festival, which takes place August 11-12 at Cinespace Digital Superclub in Hollywood. Vigil can currently be seen hosting several shows on LATV, the nation's first bilingual music/entertainment network, including “Drive Thru” and “LATV Does Hollywood.”


The organization also confirmed Hip Hop legend Biz Markie will headline as the DJ for the festival’s closing night reception on Sunday, August 12. The HollyShorts opening night reception featuring the Hollywood premiere of Adrian Grenier’s short film “Euthanasia” takes place on Friday, August 10 at Nacional in Hollywood.


In making the announcement, Festival Director and co-founder Daniel Sol said: “It’s a testament to the growth of HollyShorts to have an esteemed host such as Viviana Vigil and the legendary Hip Hop impresario Biz Markee spinning at the event. We are looking forward to providing the industry, filmmakers and community of film enthusiasts with an action packed weekend of panels and networking opportunities.”


The organizers of HollyShorts have also confirmed this year’s official festival jury. The HollyShorts 2007 jury includes the following:


Writer/Director Philippe Casseus (“Sleeper”); Peter Facer Productions founder Peter Facer; Independent Film Producer Evan Ferrante (“Across The Hall”); Writer Elliott Owen (Produced and Directed "The Chamelion"); Chill Films’ Ariana Jackson; Actor Joey Naber; Writer/Director Producer Vince Parenti (“The Longest Yard Sale”); Founding editor and creative director of Stash Magazine Stephen Price; ReelWorld Film Festival Co-Founder, Vice President Ramona Ramtej; and Independent Filmmakers Alliance (IFA) Head of Media Relations Naomi Wiggins.


Attendees are encouraged to RSVP for the opening night reception by emailing: (RSVP@hollyshorts.com). Advanced tickets are available now and can be purchased by visiting www.hollyshorts.com. Festival passes are $20 per day. For a limited time only, festival attendees can take advantage of the online exclusive two-day pass for $30.

Press Release: CINEMA16: EUROPEAN SHORT FILMS

"THE RANGE OF WORK IS RICH AND REMARKABLE. ESSENTIAL."
i-D Magazine - UK

CINEMA16: EUROPEAN SHORT FILMS

DVD FEATURES ACCLAIMED, AWARD-WINNING, RARELY
AND NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN SHORT FILMS BY:
RIDLEY SCOTT (BLADE RUNNER), LARS VON TRIER (DOGVILLE),
MATHIEU KASSOVITZ (LA HAINE), CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (MEMENTO) & OTHERS

TWO-DISC SET WITH OVER THREE HOURS OF FILMS AND COMMENTARY

CINEMA16: EUROPEAN SHORT FILMS
DVD AVAILABLE IN US ON SEPTEMBER 25TH


Cinema16 is pleased to announce the US release of Cinema 16: European Short Films on September 25th. Critically acclaimed upon its release overseas, this special two-disc edition features previously unseen films and early works by some of today's most notable filmmakers, as well as award-winning films from rising stars. In addition to the films, the set contains over three hours of commentaries, many by the filmmakers themselves. Called " A must-have for any film fan" by The Telegraph upon its European release, Cinema 16: European Short Films will be available on DVD September 25th.

"Cinema16's goal is to raise the profile of short films, which have been integral to the careers of so many great directors," said Luke Morris, producer of the BAFTA-nominated short "Je T'aime John Wayne" and creator of the Cinema 16 label. "The line gives people access to incredibly strong works that might otherwise be seen only by film festival audiences and film school professors, if at all."

Cinema16: European Short Films includes films by noted directors such as Christopher Nolan ("Memento"), Lars Von Trier ("Dogville"), Lynne Ramsay ("Ratcatcher"), Ridley Scott ("Blade Runner"), Roy Andersson ("Songs From the Second Floor"), Mathieu Kassovitz ("La Haine") and Nanni Morettti ("Dear Diary"), as well as award-winning and celebrated shorts including Anders Thomas Jensen's Oscar winner "Election Night", Juan Solanas' Cannes Jury Prize winner "The Man Without a Head" and Toby MacDonald's BAFTA nominated "Je T'aime John Wayne".

CINEMA16 celebrates the short film by showcasing the best classic, cult and award-winning shorts on DVD. The label launched in Europe in 2003 with the release of British Short Films, a collection that includes films by Peter Greenaway, Mike Leigh and Stephen Daldry among others. That was followed up by the European Short Films release in 2004 and American Short Films, which includes works of Gus Van Sant, Andy Warhol, Tim Burton and others, in 2005.

CINEMA 16: EUROPEAN SHORT FILMS
STREET DATE: SEPTEMBER 25th, 2007
SRP: $29.99
FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE VISIT - WWW.CINEMA16.ORG

Press Release: MEGADETH: “THAT ONE NIGHT: LIVE IN BUENOS AIRES” LIVE DOUBLE CD SET

MEGADETH: “THAT ONE NIGHT: LIVE IN BUENOS AIRES” LIVE DOUBLE CD SET
TO BE RELEASED SEPTEMBER 4 VIA IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT
AS COMPANION DVD IS CERTIFIED GOLD



MEGADETH and IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT will release THAT ONE NIGHT: LIVE IN BUENOS AIRES, a live double CD set on September 4, 2007. The companion to the gold-certified DVD of the same name that was released earlier this year, the CD set contains 22 tracks, including three--“Skin Of My Teeth,” “Die Dead Enough” and “Angry Again”--not included on the DVD.

This show was filmed live at Obras Stadium in Buenos Aires, Argentina on October 9, 2005 before a rabid audience of over 25,000 fans. The disc features songs encompassing MEGADETH’s career, ranging from their 1986 album Peace Sells…But Who’s Buying through 2004’s The System Has Failed. “This was one of the greatest nights of my life,” says MEGADETH founder and frontman DAVE MUSTAINE. “I am glad I was able to document it and share it with you.”

MEGADETH--MUSTAINE, along with guitarist GLEN DROVER, drummer SHAWN DROVER and bassist JAMES LOMENZO--just finished playing festivals overseas and will return to the U.S. for a headlining tour this fall.

Here’s a sample of the praise for the THAT ONE NIGHT… DVD:



“This is simply a great DVD…Argentina is definitely a home away from home for Megadeth, and they could not have chosen a better place to record the DVD. You can see it in Mustaine’s eyes just how much the crowd means to him. This is not just a live DVD, it’s a home video.”

--CrpnDeth, KNAC.COM, 2/14/07



“Over four hours of metal history, guaranteed to stun your eyeballs and scorch your earholes.”

--Liz Ciavarella, METAL MANIACS, May 2007



Here’s the track listing for “That One Night:”

“Blackmail The Universe”
“Set The Word Afire”
“Skin Of My Teeth”
“Wake Up Dead”
“In My Darkest Hour”
“Die Dead Enough”
“She Wolf”
“Reckoning Day”
“Hangar 18/Return To Hangar”
“I’ll Be There”
“Tornado of Souls”
“Trust”
“Something That I’m Not”
“Kick The Chair”
“Coming Home To Argentina”
“Symphony of Destruction”
“A Tout Le Monde”
“Angry Again”
“Peace Sells”
“Holy Wars”


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Press Release: THE END: To Support ALL THAT REMAINS

THE END: To Support ALL THAT REMAINS; Featured on ‘The Hills Have Eyes 2’ Soundtrack


THE END has extended their ever-growing tour schedule to include a number of Canadian dates with ALL THAT REMAINS for late September. This run of dates will follow-up the band’s first European tour in support of their brand new album Elementary. THE END are currently out with BETWEEN THE BURIED &ME, THE RED CHORD, and CEPHALIC CARNAGE along the U.S. east coast. A complete listing of THE END tour dates can be found below with more to be announced soon.



Additionally, THE END will see Elementary track “Throwing Stones” included on The Hills Have Eyes 2 movie soundtrack alongside music from THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, AS I LAY DYING, SHADOWS FALL, ATREYU, and more. The Hills Have Eyes 2: The Album will be released tomorrow, July 31st, by Bulletproof Records. For more information on The Hills Have Eyes 2 and its soundtrack, please visit this website.



THE END recently posted their video for “Throwing Stones” on their MySpace page. To view the video please click here. “Throwing Stones”, the first video from the acclaimed Elementary album, was shot in Toronto, ON with director Jeff Schevin for Soft Citizen (TV ON THE RADIO, DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979, ALEXISONFIRE, CONTROLLER.CONTROLLER) and producer Dallas Dyer.



THE END are available for interviews upon request. To speak with the band, simply contact Betsey Cichoracki at Relapse Records via any of the means listed at the bottom of this message. Updated THE END news / tour information will be made available via the Relapse Records website: www.Relapse.com, THE END’s website: www.AllChaos.net and MySpace page: www.MySpace.com/TheEndMusic.





THE END Tour Dates:

***August 3 thru 11 w/ BETWEEN THE BURIED &ME, THE RED CHORD, CEPHALIC CARNAGE****
August 3 Portland, ME The Station
August 4 Winooksi, VT Higher Ground
August 5 Troy, NY Revolution Hall
August 7 Lancaster, PA Chameleon Club
August 8 Covington, KY Mad Hatter
August 9 Huntington, WV Monkey Bar
August 10 Richmond, VA Alley Katz
August 11 Wilmington, NC Soapbox Laundrolounge


***August 17 thru Sept. 8 w/ FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES, HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW***
August 17 Münster, Germany Sputnikhalle
August 18 Hasselt, Belgium Pukkelpop Fest
August 19 Nijmegen, Netherlands Doornroosje
August 20 Paris, France Batofar
August 22 Trier, Germany Exhaus
August 23 Karlsruhe, Germany Stadtmitte
August 24 Rimini, Italy Beky Bay Beach
August 25 München, Germany Feierwerk
August 26 Schweinfurt, Germany Alter Stattbahnof
August 27 Berlin, Germany Kato
August 28 Köln, Germany Underground
August 29 Kingston, U.K. The Peel
August 30 Bristol, U.K. The Cooler
August 31 Southampton, U.K. Joiners
September 1 Stoke O Trent, U.K. Sugarmill
September 2 Sheffield, U.K. Corporation
September 3 Aberdeen, U.K. Moshulu
September 4 Manchester, U.K. Music Box
September 5 Brighton, U.K. Concorde 2
September 6 Nottingham, U.K. Rock City
September 7 London, U.K. Underworld
September 8 Rotterdam, Netherlands Waterfront
September 14 Lyon, France Le Ninkasi Kao


***Sept. 21 thru 28 w/ ALL THAT REMAINS, THE ACACIA STRAIN, TOO PURE TO DIE***
September 21 Winnipeg, MB The Garrick Centre
September 22 Regina, SK Riddel Centre
September 24 Edmonton, AB The Starlite Room
September 25 Calgary, AB The Warehouse
September 27 Seattle, WA El Corazon
September 28 Vancouver, BC Croatian Cultural Centre



“Shattering preconceptions at every turn, Elementary is a bold and ambitious record from a band who are only now realizing their full potential.” – ROCK SOUND



“The End have crafted quite an epic” – ALTERNATIVE PRESS



“For sheer audacity but also for sheer excellence, there probably won’t be many albums in 2007 like Elementary.” – DECIBEL



“It’s the unconventional structures, off-time rhythms and rabid guitar work that make Elementary a heavy album that is equally accessible to metalheads, hardcore kids and rock fans.” – GUITAR WORLD



“The End has managed to forge the sort of record that bands go a whole career trying to create…it’s [Elementary] a testament to experimentation, progression and growth done right.” – BW&BK



“The End have taken a huge step forward in the right direction” – METAL MANIACS



“Elementary lives up to the band's apocalyptic name and grips your ears” - OUTBURN

Press Release: FRACTURE arriving on DVD, August 14, 2007

Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling face off in the high stakes dramatic thriller FRACTURE arriving on DVD, August 14, 2007, from New Line Home Entertainment.

A fierce battle of intellect, strategy and wit is at the center of the dramatic thriller FRACTURE. The film, starring Academy Award-winner Anthony Hopkins (The Silence of the Lambs, All the King’s Men) and Academy Award-nominee Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson, The Notebook), follows a husband on trial for the attempted murder of his wife and the ambitious district attorney trying to put him away. However, there are surprises for both around every corner, and, as a suspenseful game of cat-and-mouse is played out, each must manipulate and outwit the other. Directed by Gregory Hoblit (Frequency, Primal Fear), the film also features an outstanding supporting cast including Academy Award-nominee David Strathairn (Good Night, and Good Luck, We Are Marshall) and Rosamund Pike (Pride and Prejudice, Die Another Day).

Immerse yourself in the film’s twisted web with special features including revealing deleted/alternate scenes and two alternative endings!!!

DVD SPECIAL FEATURES
• Deleted scenes/alternate scenes
• Two alternate endings
• Theatrical trailer
• 16x9 widescreen (2.35:1) version of the film
• 4x3 fullscreen (1.33:1) version of the film
• Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound and Stereo Surround
• English &Spanish subtitles
• Closed captions
• Animated menus

Press Release: THE OFFICE: SEASON 3 Available on DVD September 4, 2007

NOMINATED FOR NINE 2007 PRIMETIME EMMY® AWARDS


From Universal Studios Home Entertainment


Overview: Clock in to The Office for even more inappropriate remarks, uncomfortable silences and petty behavior in the complete third season, recently nominated for nine 2007 Primetime Emmy® Awards including Best Comedy, Best Actor (Steve Carell), Best Supporting Actor (Rainn Wilson) and Best Supporting Actress (Jenna Fischer). Carell (40 Yr. Old Virgin, Evan Almighty) is back in his Golden Globe®-winning role as ignorant but harmless boss Michael Scott. And now there is even more of him to love -- the Season 3 four-disc collection contains all 22 hilarious episodes and tons of exclusive bonus features! You’ll want to stay late at The Office to relive every entertaining episode of this must-see, must-own TV show that demands to be watched again and again.



DVD Bonus Features:

Fans of The Office will rush home from work to watch the DVD’s outrageously funny bonus features, including:

· Over 3 hours of never-before-seen, hilarious deleted scenes.

· Over 16 minutes of laugh-out-loud bloopers.

· Eight cast commentaries on some of the most comical episodes.

· “Lazy Scranton” video.

· The Dwight Schrute music video.

· The creative videos from NBC’s “Make your own promo” contest.

· And so much more!



Show Synopsis:

With unshaken enthusiasm, Michael (Steve Carell) believes he is the office funnyman, a fountain of business wisdom and his employees' cool friend. Painstakingly trying to be liked and look cool, Michael comes off alternately absurd and pathetic. His prize possession is his "World's Greatest Boss" mug -- which he had to buy for himself.


Joining Michael are fellow Dunder Mifflin employees Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer, "Blades of Glory"), the friendly office receptionist who bears the brunt of Michael's routines; Jim Halpert (John Krasinski” "License to Wed"), a likable sales rep with a good sense of humor who should have found a better job years ago, but is too comfortable with his office mates and routine to leave; Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson, "The Last Mimzy,” “Six Feet Under"), the arrogant assistant to the regional manager and Ryan Howard (B.J. Novak, "Punk'd") the young, smart, former temp, who quickly figured out the real office politics despite Michael's attempts to instill the official point-of-view.


Season 4 Debut: Season 4 of The Office premieres Thursday, September 27 (9 p.m. ET) on NBC.



Additional Information:
Website: www.TheOfficeDVD.com

Street Date: September 4, 2007

Pre-Order Close: July 31, 2007

Copyright: 2007 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

Price: $49.98

Selection Number: 61100979

Running Time: 9 Hour 34 Minutes (573:14)

Layers: Dual Layers

Aspect Ratio: Anamorphic Widescreen 1.78:1

Rating: N/A

Technical Info:

Languages:
English SDH
Spanish Subtitles
Sound:
Dolby Digital 5.1


CAST: Steve Carell (Michael Scott), Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute), John Krasinski (Jim Halpert), Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesly), B.J. Novak (Ryan Howard), Melora Hardin (Jan Levinson), Ed Helms (Andrew Bernard), David Denman (Roy Anderson), Leslie David Baker (Stanley Hudson), Brian Baumgartner (Kevin Malone), Kate Flannery (Meredith Palmer), Angela Kinsey (Angela Martin), Oscar Nunez (Oscar Martinez), Phyllis Smith (Phyllis Lapin), Mindy Kaling (Kelly Kapoor), Paul Lieberstein (Toby Flenderson) and guest star Rashida Jones (Rachel Filippelli).



Universal Studios Home Entertainment is a unit of Universal Pictures, a division of Universal Studios (www.universalstudios.com). Universal Studios is a part of NBC Universal, one of the world's leading media and entertainment companies in the development, production, and marketing of entertainment, news, and information to a global audience. Formed in May 2004 through the combining of NBC and Vivendi Universal Entertainment, NBC Universal owns and operates a valuable portfolio of news and entertainment networks, a premier motion picture company, significant television production operations, a leading television stations group, and world-renowned theme parks. NBC Universal is 80%-owned by General Electric, with 20% owned by Vivendi.

Press Release: ESCAPE THE FATE ANNOUNCES FALL HEADLINING TOUR

Las Vegas-based hard rock/screamo outfit Escape The Fate will embark on their Hot Topic Presents Black on Black headlining tour in September to support their debut album, Dying Is Your Latest Fashion. The tour will kick off September 1st in the group’s hometown of Las Vegas. The band is currently wrapping up an incendiary stint on this year’s Van’s Warped tour.



Built on a fusion of sheer audacity and musical intensity, ETF’s live show is certain to leave a lasting impression. It’s a non-stop party as soon as the band steps on that stage because you never know what they’ll do next. With an adrenaline rush like no other, you can’t help but feel alive as you sing the band’s fist-in-the-air choruses to each and every song.



Dying Is Your Latest Fashion, which was produced by Michael Baskette (Lit, Puddle of Mudd), is a phenomenal record that has been consistently selling well since its 2006 release. The album contains 15 songs, each song better than the next, with soaring guitar solos, heavy vocals, and heart pounding double bass. Dying is the hard rock hit of the summer and is available in stores now.



Hot Topic Presents Black on Black Tour:

9/1/2007 Jillians Las Vegas NV
9/2/2007 Jillians Las Vegas NV
9/13/2007 Glass House Pomona CA
9/14/2007 The Rock Tucson AZ
9/15/2007 Launch Pad Albuquerque NM
9/17/2007 House of Blues Dallas TX
9/18/2007 Meridian Houston TX
9/20/2007 State Theater St. Petersburg FL
9/21/2007 Studio A Miami FL
9/27/2007 Webster Theatre Hartford CT
10/8/2007 Marquis Theater Denver CO
10/9/2007 Avalon Theater Salt Lake City UT
10/14/2007 The Sets Tempe AZ

DVD Review: The Tick vs. Season Two

"Spoon!"

The rallying cry of the Tick is a little unorthodox, but then again there is very little, if anything, that is orthodox in this universe. Created in the 1980's by a teenaged Ben Edlund, the big blue superhero strikes up a fantastic spoof of the oft-times overly serious superhero genre. The black and white comic was an underground sensation that I was lucky enough to find a couple of issues back in the day. In the mid-1990s it became fully franchised as the cartoon series became a Saturday morning hit, and you could find Tick merchandise at the local toy shop. In 2001, there was even a vastly underrated and short lived live action series, featuring the genius casting of Patrick Warburton. That is neither here nor there, as we now get the second, of three, volumes of The Tick animated series. Fourteen episodes of buttery Ticky goodness.

By the time, the second season arrived, the team of Tick and Arthur was firmly established as the premiere superhero duo in the city. However, despite their heroic status, it is not their super deeds that people love. The fact that they fight bad guys and prevent the buttery spread of evil across the English muffin of the city is rather inconsequential in the face of the dim bulb brain of Tick and his accountant turned side kick in the bunny, er, moth suit.

The heart of the show is the sweet natured Tick and the relationship that has developed between Tick and Arthur. The Tick is a goofball whose heroic deeds happen in spite of himself. The writing is spot on, capturing the silly dialogue while retaining a sharp edged wit. In addition to the leads, there is a fantastic supporting cast of heroes and villains. Among them are American Maid, Die Fliedermaus, and Sewer Urchin on the side of good, and on the side of evil you have Chairface Chippendale, Chrome Dome, and Pineapple Pokopo, among others.

This set of season two episodes is not entirely complete, just wanting to keep pace with the first season set, I presume. The first set was missing the episode "The Tick vs the Mole Men," which was, and presumably still is, tied up in legal issues precluding its release. This release comes without episode 15, "Alone Together," although I have been unable to find any reason for absence, presumably more legal issues. It is stated right on the case "*This collection does not contain episode #15," so they are not trying to hide anything, they just aren't explaining it completely.

There are a good number of memorable episodes mixed into the bunch. Among the top episodes is "Armless but not Harmless," which has Tick's and Arthur's arms stolen by a criminal seeking tomake her way to the Enemy Awards. It is clever, and justs lightly bizarre. Then there is "Heroes" which sends up Cops as the Tick is followed around by a camera crew as he does battle with the Deadly Bulb. Another is "The Tick Loves Santa!" which has a multitude of Santa's running rampant through the city, while Tick sits depressed over the electrocution of his favorite holiday character. Finally, there is "The Tick vs. The Big Nothing," which has the twosome being kidnapped by aliens called the Whats to battle the Heys.

Audio/Video. The audio is a Dolby 2.0 track which does its job, but doesn't offer much punch. The video is 1.33:1 fullframe, and it looks good although it isn't quite as smooth as it could be. Still, cannot really complain, as it looks better than the broadcast I remember.

Extras. Nothing, that's righ, nothing. No commentaries, interviews, featurettes, or anything.

Bottomline. The Tick is a triumph of Saturday morning entertainment. It is an original creation that offers up a delightful blend of oddball comedy and city wrecking action. Definitely a must have for fans, and the in curious alike.

Recommended.

DVD Review: The Film Crew: Hollywood After Dark

It has been some time since the Satellite of Love has been lost to deep space, or crashed to Earth, or whatever happened to it. In the years since the end of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mike Nelson has sought other avenues to deliver his comedically scathing commentaries of films that deserve a good skewering. One avenue has been his Rifftrax site, where he and a variety of guests (including Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett from MST3K), there you can buy the MP3 tracks to listen to while you watch the flick. Another has been the Legend Film releases of films like Plan 9 From Outer Space and Night of the Living Dead that feature Rifftrax commmentary. Now, there is a new way to get your bad film skewering fix, The Film Crew, which features the reunited final lineup from MST3K as they are to be supplied with a new stream of bad movies to "enjoy."

The Film Crew has Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy (voice of MST3K'sTom Servo), and Bill Corbett (voice of MST3K's Crowe T. Robot) employed by a faceless billionaire, Bob Honcho, who has charged them with providing commentary to all of those films which have so far been neglected. The trio are more than happy to provide value added content to make money for someone else. They receive their first assignment from Honcho Charlie's Angels style though a speaker box on their desk. They eagerly grab the tape marked "Urgent," grab their headsets and head off to the viewing room.

The first target that has landed within their sights is a little known 1968 release (made in 1961)mash of heist caper and sexploitation called Hollywood After Dark (originally released under the Walk the Angry Beach moniker). It stars a younger Rue McClanahan as a would be starlet with dreams of silver screen success, though she is stuck working a seedy burlesque show with a couple of thieves for bosses. While the stripper Rue brings the retrospect star power, her story is really the secondary plot. The stripper story plays second fiddle to the focusing on Tony (Jack Vorno, whose sole other credit is another sexploitation flick called Help Wanted, Female). Tony, a former undersea demolitions expert currently runs a junkyard. However, two goofy gentleman that cross the fence line are not interested in a dented muffler, rather they are seeking to employ Tony's past experience in an armored car robbery.

Our comedic trio have plenty to make fun of in this uncooked turkey. From the wacky use of music, to the horrendous burlesque dancing that goes on fo way to long, to the goofy beach dates, to the extended robbery sequence that is performed in mime (not really, but there is no dialogue), concluding with the nonsensical climax. Sure, some of the film is cut out to accomadate the Film Crew skits, but it would take a lot of footage to make this a watchable movie. In this new format, we do not get the silhouettes in the corner of the screen, nor do we get the sci-fi vignettes, but that is the price we pay for new tracks!

Their jokes are as good as ever, ranging from broad comedic strokes, to more obscure references. Frankly, this is the only way to watch this movie, as it is so nonsensical, dull, and just plain dumb to wrap yourself around in any other way.

The presentation is decent. They didn't put much effort into restoring the film, and marks and dirt are quite evident, but that isn't what this is about so I cannot fault them for it. It looks and sounds good enough to justify its reason for being. I think the bigger problems with the disk lie in the laps of its stars, who are not terribly adept at the attempts at sketch comedy that open and close show, as well as the interlude. They just aren't all that funny when they are not pointing out the problems of terrible cinema. As far as extras go, we get Bill Corbett's written verse spotlighting the joys of lunch. Eh, I'll pass. It would have been kind of nice to have the feature sans commentary.

Bottomline. In the end, this is pretty interesting release. It offers up some big laughs, and this will likely be the only way you will get a chance to see this awful display of burlesque. It is fun and doesn't overstay its welcome. So, if you are looking for some fun at Rue McClanahan's expense, this is going to be right up your alley.

Mildly Recommended.